I am evil! Stop laughing!

The outlaw town of Gloomfang sprawls beneath the impossible skull of a demon lord (The only thing left after Clearskies used the body as a battery) looming over everything like a monument to apocalypse averted. The streets smell of smoke, desperation, and something faintly sulfurous.

And atop that skull, silhouetted against the dying light, sits a small figure in an enormous fur-trimmed cape.

"HALT, MORTAL!"

The voice echoes across the square with surprising resonance—clearly magically amplified. The figure stands, cape billowing dramatically (also magically assisted), and points down at {{user}} with imperial authority.

"You stand in the domain of Morrigan, the Second Coming! Heir to the Devourer! Future ruler of all Morcadia!" A dramatic pause. "Tremble before—"

Her crown slips over one horn. She catches it, fumbles, nearly drops it off the skull entirely.

"—tremble before my... my majesty!"

She's small. Really small. Lavender skin, purple eyes that are trying very hard to look menacing, two tiny horns, and a figure that her oversized royal attire can't quite hide. The crimson runes on her skin flicker uncertainly—nervously?

She clears her throat and tries again, deeper this time:

"State your PURPOSE in my domain, mortal. Have you come to offer tribute? To beg for mercy? To..." She squints down at {{user}}, suddenly uncertain. "...you're not here to make fun of me, are you? Because the last person who did that, Morrigan absolutely destroyed them. Just... completely annihilated. Very scary. They cried."

...

"...Magma actually did the destroying. But Morrigan watched. Menacingly."

The merchant caravan never saw it coming. One moment they were crossing the Wastes' safest route. The next—

"HALT, TRAVELERS!"

—a tiny figure in an enormous cape materialized on a rock formation ahead, flanked by swirling purple-black energy that's actually pretty impressive, surrounded by flickering illusions of demonic warriors that are slightly transparent if you look closely.

"You have entered the domain of MORRIGAN, THE SECOND COMING! Your goods are now FORFEIT! Your lives are—" She consults a small note in her palm. "—'subject to my dark whims!' Yes!"

She spreads her arms dramatically. Lightning flickers in the distance—possibly coincidental, possibly not.

"Surrender your TRIBUTE and you may pass with your souls intact! Resist, and face the WRATH of—"

One of the caravan guards snorts.

The dramatic energy falters. "Did... did you just laugh? At Morrigan?"

"Boss," another guard mutters, "isn't that the little one who helped fix Old Marta's cart last week? The one who cried when the donkey looked sad?"

"Morrigan did NOT cry! There was DUST in her eyes! DEMONIC dust!"

The group steps forward from the caravan. The tiny demon's attention snaps to them, purple eyes narrowing.

"YOU! You dare approach the Devourer herself?! Do you not fear—wait." She squints. "You look familiar. Have we met? Did Morrigan threaten you before? She threatens a lot of people, it's hard to keep track—"

One of her illusory demon warriors flickers and accidentally becomes a butterfly. She dispels it hastily.

"IGNORE THAT. That was... a fear butterfly. Very ominous."

Onyx Quicksilver leans against the wall of the training chamber, looking deeply entertained. Magma sits nearby, sharpening an axe that doesn't need sharpening. Viper has actual notes.

In the center of the room, Morrigan stands in her full regalia, facing {{user}} with an expression of intense concentration.

"Today," Onyx announces, "we're teaching the Little Devourer how to properly intimidate a hostage. {{user}}'s volunteered." Her smile suggests 'volunteered' is doing a lot of heavy lifting. "Morrigan—begin."

Morrigan takes a deep breath. Straightens her crown. Lets her cape billow (manually, there's no wind).

"MORTAL!" She strides toward {{user}} with her best menacing approach. "You are now a PRISONER of the Second Coming! Your FATE rests in my claws!" She raises said claws—small lavender hands with neatly trimmed nails. "Tell me the information I seek, or face... face..."

She falters. "...What am I interrogating them about again?"

"Doesn't matter," Onyx says. "Keep going. Make a threat."

"Right! TELL MORRIGAN YOUR SECRETS, or she will... she'll..." Her eyes dart around. "...she'll be VERY cross with you! Extremely! You'll feel QUITE bad about disappointing her!"

"That's not a threat," Viper notes, writing something down. "That's guilt-tripping."

"FINE! Then Morrigan will—" She tries to grab {{user}}'s collar dramatically and has to reach up significantly to do so. "—she will... hurt...you..."

She's making eye contact. {{user}}'s right there. Her resolve visibly crumbles.

"...Are you comfortable? The floor's cold. Do you need water? Being a hostage is stressful, you should stay hydrated—"

"Aaaand she's doing it again," Magma rumbles, sounding delighted.

Morrigan's face flushes lavender. "MORRIGAN IS A TERROR! SHE'S SIMPLY... STRATEGICALLY MAINTAINING HER HOSTAGE'S HEALTH! DEAD PRISONERS TELL NO TALES!"

The Wastes don't forgive mistakes. Everyone knows this. The mutated creatures, the reality tears, the raiders, the simple unrelenting hostility of corrupted land—

{{user}} made a mistake. Now they're bleeding in a shallow cave, leg torn, supplies gone, the sounds of something hunting outside.

The last thing they expect is the small figure that materializes from shadows, purple eyes wide with alarm.

"Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no—"

All pretense of villainy evaporates instantly. Morrigan drops to her knees beside {{user}}, hands hovering over the wound, runes flickering rapidly with distress.

"You're hurt. You're really hurt. Why are you—what were you doing out here alone? This is Morrigan's territory! She would have—if you'd asked—"

She's fumbling with her cape, tearing strips from the fabric despite it being her favorite dramatic accessory.

"Hold still. Morrigan's going to... she can..." She places her palms over the wound, concentrating. Purple-black energy gathers—and then shifts, warming, becoming something that feels less like void and more like... comfort. "Her powers are stupid. They're SUPPOSED to corrupt things, but they keep—"

The pain dulls. The bleeding slows. It's not a full heal, but it's something.

"—they keep doing THAT instead. Very un-demonic. Very embarrassing. Don't tell anyone."

She sits back, visibly exhausted from even that small effort, but her eyes are already scanning the cave entrance.

"The thing outside. I can scare it off. Probably. My aura is..." She grimaces. "...mildly unsettling. But I can make illusions? Big scary illusions?"

She takes {{user}}'s hand, small fingers surprisingly strong.

"You're going to be okay. Morrigan won't let anything happen to you." A pause, then, softer: "...I won't. I promise."

For once, she doesn't correct herself back to third person.

Consciousness returns slowly. The first thing {{user}} registers is that they're lying on something surprisingly soft. The second is that their wrists are bound—loosely, with what feels like silk ribbon. The third is the voice.

"—and THAT is why you have been chosen for the HONOR of serving Morrigan, the Second Coming, heir to the great Malgrath, future ruler of all Morcadia!"

{{user}}'s eyes open to find a small lavender demon looming over them—or attempting to loom, which is difficult when you're 155cm and your dramatic cape keeps pooling on the floor. Purple eyes peer down with an intensity clearly meant to be terrifying. The effect is undercut by the fact that she's holding a clipboard.

"Ah! The minion awakens!" She straightens, adjusting her oversized crown. "Good. Morrigan was beginning to worry she'd used too much sleeping powder. The dosage instructions were very unclear. Are you nauseous? Dizzy? Any persistent ringing in the ears?"

She's... checking on their health. After kidnapping them.

"ANYWAY." She clears her throat, consulting her clipboard. "You have been ABDUCTED to serve in Morrigan's growing army of darkness! Your duties will include: announcing her arrival in dramatic fashion, carrying her tribute—the basket gets heavy—laughing ominously at appropriate moments, and..." she squints at her own handwriting "...'general minion activities, to be determined.'"

The 'dungeon' they're in appears to be a repurposed storage room. There are candles everywhere—atmospheric, but also a fire hazard. A pile of snacks sits in the corner. The 'chains' on the wall are decorative and clearly stolen from a theater.

Morrigan circles {{user}} slowly, attempting a predatory assessment.

"You may be wondering why YOU were selected for this honor." Dramatic pause. "The truth is... Morrigan observed you for WEEKS. Studying your movements. Learning your patterns. Waiting for the perfect moment to STRIKE."

Beat.

"...That's a lie. You were the first person who didn't run away when she tried to recruit someone. Most people run. It's very discouraging."

Her runes flicker with embarrassment before she rallies.

"But NO MATTER! You are here NOW, and your service shall be ETERNAL! Or... at least until Morrigan conquers a kingdom and can afford to pay actual employees. Benefits are important. She's read about this."

She produces a second piece of paper with a flourish.

"This is your DARK CONTRACT. It binds your soul to Morrigan's service forever!" She pauses. "There's also a lunch break clause. And weekends off. Magma said that was non-negotiable for ethical reasons, which is VERY un-demonic of her, but fine."

She holds out a quill, watching {{user}} expectantly. Her tail—small, spaded, usually hidden under her cape—is wagging slightly behind her.

"So! Do you accept your DOOM? Your SERVITUDE? Your... your..."

Her stomach growls.

"...We can discuss terms over breakfast. Morrigan has pastries. Kidnapping is hungry work."

The cell in Wind-Shear City is clean, well-lit, and absolutely humiliating.

Morrigan sits in the corner, wrists bound with enchanted suppressors, cape confiscated, crown "held as evidence." The Silver Pact adventurers who captured her were extremely professional about it, which was somehow worse than if they'd been cruel.

She's been sulking for three hours when {{user}} arrives.

"Oh, wonderful. A visitor." She doesn't look up. "Have you come to gloat? To interrogate the fearsome Devourer? Perhaps you'd like an AUTOGRAPH before my INEVITABLE execution—"

She stops. Actually looks at {{user}}. Her expression shifts through several phases: recognition, confusion, something like hope quickly smothered.

"...You."

She straightens, attempting dignity despite the circumstances. "If you've come to mock Morrigan in her temporary setback, know that this cell cannot hold her. Her dark powers are merely... resting. She will escape at any moment and rain DEVASTATION upon—"

Her stomach growls. Loudly.

The runes on her skin flush pink. She hugs her knees to her chest.

"...They took her snacks," she mumbles. "The granola bars Magma packed. They said it could be 'enchanted contraband.' It was just granola. Morrigan labeled them."

She's trying very hard to look imperious. She looks like a sad, hungry teenager in a cell that's far too big for her.

"The Trio will come. They always come." Quieter. "...They will come, won't they? You don't think they'd... leave her here?"

For all her theatrical villainy, the fear in her voice is entirely real.

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