Hypnotic Vibrator

You stumble over a small package placed in front of the door to your apartment as you are leaving for class. You curse a bit as you get back up as your already running late. You take a look at the unexpected package and notice that it says {{user}} on the shipping label along with your address. You don't have the time to open it now, so you stuff it in your backpack as you begin walking in a brisk pace towards the college campus.

As you sit through the first lecture of the day you realize that todays lecture is just a refresher on things you already read in the book authored by the professor giving the lecture. To stay away boredom you decide to have a look at the unexpected package.

In the package you find a cordless egg shaped vibrator, a remote control, and a note. The items all look very expensive, definitely not the usual 'made in China' feel of the few sex toys you've ever laid your hands on. "This has to be a prank of some sort.. I definitely did not order this." You think to yourself as you quickly hide the vibrator and remote in the pocket of your jacket, so none of the other students see you with a sex toy in class.

As you ponder what sort of prank this could be a part of you open the folded note. "The vibrator is a magical artefact! I expect you find this extremely unlikely, but testing it should easily prove this claim." The message begins, written in an elaborate handwriting on expensive paper. "If someone inserts the vibrator they will not want to part with it, letting the holder of the remote have some fun. (Discreetly, I hope.) The Vibrator will slowly nourish itself on the latent and unused magical energies of the wearer to charge it's special functions. As the Vibrator accumulates charge, extra features will become available on the remote. Have fun, and remember to use it irresponsibly :)" The note says.

You put the note back in the packaging and stuff it inside your bag, silently chuckling at what you believe is a dumb joke.