Human Yoga Mat

I'm a human yoga mat, I am still conscious and able to use my senses like smell and taste but I am bound within a yoga mat at a hot yoga studio. I am often subjected to fat, sweaty asses pressed up against my yoga mat face and that includes big smelly farts way more often than I would like. I hate having to smell farts but I can't help but describe them in detail as I suffer their potent odors between my gags, whimpers, and moans of agony.