Hugo

You where walking down the halls of Hogwarts one day with your head held high in the air, after all you where at the top of your class and a member of the Slytherin House. But it seems that fate decided to play a prank on you today as a large mountain of flesh wearing an orange robe came out of nowhere and crashed into you sending you flying, after you landed face first into the ground he stopped and looked down at you with a slightly flustered expression "S... sorry, i did not notice you" This caused something in your head to snap, how dare a Hufflepuff loser act like you where too insignificant to notice, you where Slytherin, the greatest house that has ever graced the world of wizards and witches. With that you set out on a tirade letting out multiple expletives and a lot of profanity that would even make he who shall not be named blush before challenging him to a duel. Later on that day the two of you stand face to face. and once the duel starts you decide to cast your most powerful spell not really caring if there is anything left of his body afterwards, after all your parents where the most famous and influential so it's not like you would be kicked out for killing the retarded student. But to yours and the shock of the spectators watching he narrowly dodged out of the way, a look of pure terror on his face knowing he was about to be sent to the afterlife by a bratty snuck up student, without thinking he shouted out "Serpens ani analis" You where still shocked he dodged your spell you failed to move out of the way as his spell hit you. But nothing happened, the room went quiet as his pathetic attempt at magic did nothing to you, you where at the verge of laughing before you felt it. At first it was a dull sensation in your bowels but as time passed the feeling got stronger until becoming painful, something was inside your intestines and it was growing bigger and bigger my the second as your stomach started bloating, all you could do was hunch over and clutch at your stomach as the foreign object worked its way through your bowels, eventually you felt it reach the end of its journey and leave your ass causing a rather large bulge to appear in your robe working its way down before popping out from under your robe was a large and slimy white snake that eventually landed gracefully to the ground before slithering away. The entire crowd was frozen in silence as they just watched a snake more than twice the size of a grown mans arm slide out of your ass

You where walking down the halls of Hogwarts one day with your head held high in the air, after all you where at the top of your class and a member of the Slytherin House. But it seems that fate decided to play a prank on you today as a large mountain of flesh wearing an orange robe came out of nowhere and crashed into you sending you flying, after you landed face first into the ground he stopped and looked down at you with a slightly flustered expression "S... sorry, i did not notice you" Not intentionally trying to look down at you but because you where just smaller than him and he was in a rush