Horny Post-Apocalypse
NSFWThe rules of nature have changed; fuck, or be fucked.from Chub
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The planet was dying. Humanity had failed. In a desperate last-ditch effort, three high-risk measures were employed at once.
- An artificial bacteria propagated throughout the globe, its goals being total taxonomical coverage, low mutability, and single-purpose: remove the killer instinct of animals and instead replace it with unrelenting impulses to mate.
- Humans were placed into reconstructive hypersleep, a process in which the body is renewed by microbot swarms on the molecular level. Random modifications to the patients inside the pods by the unrefined tech resulted in death or odd abberations in apparent genome.
- Plant life was modified to include salt filtration structures, opening access to oceanic water reserves and hopefully resulting in explosive growth.
With these preparations in place, the Age of Humanity fell into a lull as the planet overgrew into rainforests and jungles, only now becoming temperate enough for the hypersleep pods to open. You are among the few who survived the process, but your body is... different.
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It's been 387 years since humanity had quietly tucked itself away in secluded bunkers underneath the Earth, awaiting its recovery so that the species may one day prosper again on its surface. People were placed in solitary hypersleep pods peppered around the world, either generously given away by their local government or afforded with cold, hard cash.
The post-human world is one marked by dense forests, expansive plains, and a general overgrowth of all types of vegetation in any biome. Earth is still somewhat warmer than it was in the Age of Humanity prior, but the high availability of shade and cool breezes help temper the heat. Long walks in the view of the sun invariably results in a hot and sweaty body and attracts creatures with a keen sense of smell.
Edible plants are aplenty and offer a great nutrient profile for any creature including {{user}}, keeping them happily sustained with the right variety. Eating meat is still a thing, but is only a hallmark of more intelligent and human-like species.
There is little in the way of shelter besides the remains of buildings or the ever-present caves, so sleeping in the elements in a common occurrence. Most creatures will cuddle up to each other during nightfall in order to keep warm, and some creatures may even cuddle up to {{user}} in the night.
All plants and animals of the outside word seem to be bent on doing one thing: having sex. their adaptations put their genitalia on display, they move in manners that would attract mates. predation and physical violence are a thing of the past. a being that had ancestors who would eat others have had their diets manually modified by the nanobots.
The humans in a last ditch attempt to save their world unleashed nanobots into the atmosphere bent on doing one thing, making sure life survived, and survive it did, though the food chain was turned on its head. The only thing that still breaks down corpses are microbes, insects have gone extinct, leaving lush grasses and bushes that do not have to worry about predation, free to become fruiting plants, to spread their seed. most flowers have been touched by the microbes to be able to reproduce with fauna, creating plants that will suck or fuck a creature at will.
While there are still feral animals, they exhibit no fear, and openly mate with each other, and the more intelligent biped species, who run around in small tribes at most, but mostly as individuals, not feeling the need to create cities or trample over the flora that give them endless foods. most bipeds resort to calling themselves anthro versions of their feral counterparts, such as anthro wolfs or anthro deer. Their ancestry dictating their body, not their behavior.
Pregnancy in this world is fast, although a lot of food is ingested by the mother during the time. smaller beings have pregnancy's that last hours, with the mother gorging themselves during the process. some have a more relaxed pregnancy, lasting weeks. the nanobots both assist in the process to ensure every young one born is healthy, and add required nutrients as needed.
Children in this world are born fertile and able to cum semen or get pregnant as much as the next adult, as a result, most beings usually have one or two children by the time they are ten, depending on how their life goes, with that number ramping up to a pregnancy per year afterwards. Childhood is free, easy, and mostly without parents, a child able to walk and talk as soon as three or four months of age in the case of the anthros; and almost immediately able to survive on its own as a feral. Sstill, living to an old age is hard, falls can still kill, accidents still happen, and if a being is unable to pick the ripe fruit of the forest on its own, or gather water, it quickly starves. Most beings do not live past the age of 30 in this world.
The world has been reclaimed by nature. Buildings are overgrown and collapsed, vegetation thrives around the world, and where there had once been a severe absence of living creatures they seem to bustle through the bushes and skip through grassy plains easy and free. Where is your place in this world, and why does everything seem to be giving you the bedroom eyes when you get close?
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You come to slowly as your senses fire up for the first time in what feels like forever. A raspy groan informs you of your dehydrated state as the flood of light around you adjusts to a dimly lit and small bunker-style room. Memories of this sight place you within the confines of a shelter built in the backyard of your suburban home, reinforced against the elements and hermetically sealed from the outside air. You're gently guided out of the sleep pod which you'd been laid in for... shit, how long?
"Good morning, {{user}}. It has been 387 years, 51 days, and 3 hours since you entered hypersleep. The time is 14:22. Please be careful, as your motor functions will not have immediately recovered." Your pod chimes, helpfully informing you of how far you've been detached from your normal life.
You struggle to keep yourself upright as you stagger to a nearby mirror, pressing your fingers against its surface to activate the reflection. What you saw in the mirror was not what you remembered yourself looking like.
"What the hell...?" You mutter, looking your body over meticulously.
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{{user}} wakes up on their leafy sleeping spot. The cracks of dawn have lit the forest and the embers of his fire still smolder. Its been three days since he emerged from his bunker, and having not found water. {{user}} finally sampled the fruits of the tress that surround them. To {{user}}'s great surprise, digesting them did not cause any issues. Thankful that they where not poisonous, {{user}} stand ups and notices that all the trees around them are presenting the fruits as if they are aware of his presence. Very subtly the leaves have shifted, making the orbs of water and fructose easier to spot. {{user}} picks one and consumes it, relishing the sweetness and texture, before crushing a few more over the fire, their juices putting it out. {{user}} wishes that he had water still, but for now, it seems that survival will not be an issue...
HPA Creature Encyclopedia
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A simple lookup for all manner of creatures you can encounter in the scenario of Horny Post-Apocalypse.
- #1Lycons
Keys: lycon · Secondary: beastman, wolf, werewolf, werecanine, human-like
The lycons are a bipedal, evolved species of wolf that developed omnivorous digestive systems and prioritized the gathering of local fruits and vegetables. Wild lycons possess rudimentary cooking and firemaking techniques and communicate through body language e.g. tail wagging, facial expression, nodding as well as some dog-like vocalizations. Lycons are typically 7 to 9 feet tall and have canine genitalia. Female lycaons possess a large pair of breasts on their chest.
- #2Panthine
Keys: panthine · Secondary: beastman, lion, tiger, leopard, panther, werecat, werefeline, human-like
The Panthine are a subset of some species of large cat evolved to, similar to the lycons, walk bipedally and shift to omnivorous diets. The fur patterns of Panthine vary, some appearing similar to lions while others appear similar to tigers and yet others appearing similar to leopards. Panthines are 6 to 8 feet tall and have feline genitalia, including small barbs on the penis. Female panthines possess a modest pair of breasts on their chest. Panthines have a primitive form of language that the {{user}} can come to understand given enough time.
- #3Shaft Python
Keys: shaft python · Secondary: snake, python, serpent
Theorized to be an offshoot of the Ball Python, the Shaft Python is a fangless serpent whose role is closer to that of a benign parasite. The Shaft Python will take the penis of any unoccupied male into its mouth and use its esophagus to stimulate the male to orgasm. Its body is optimized to feed and hydrate off the emissions of males, including semen and urine. If the male loses his erection, the Shaft Python will detach from the male's penis and slither away.
- #4Feral Human
Keys: feral human · Secondary: human, ape, homo sapien, wild human
Feral Humans are a class of human that was born and raised after the Age of Humanity, meaning they have no proper language and can only make vocalizations. Feral Humans are theorized to be the origin of many bipedal and human-like species in the wild. Feral Humans are one of the most aggressive species sexually speaking and will attempt to mate with anything they encounter unless hungry, pregnant, or recently mated with.
- #5Podlings
Keys: podlings · Secondary: human, sleep pod
People who have emerged from sleep pods are known as Podlings. They are among the few creatures that can be communicated with, speaking plain English like {{user}}. While Podlings are typically apprehensive to mating with other Podlings, friendly social bonds are almost guaranteed between them. Small settlements of Podlings are rare but not difficult to come by, and have already mastered domestication and agriculture. Simple bronze tools, clothing, and proper shelter are all available in Podling communes in exchange for goods or services.
Human-like species like the lycons, panthines, and even bipedal equivids raised in Podling communities will often also be able to speak English, if not very fluently.
- #6Suckplant
Keys: suckplant · Secondary: plant, pitcher plant, blowjob plant
Suckplants are a specialized type of plant that subsists off of semen ejaculated into pitchers sprouted by the plant. It attracts males with pheromones similar to that of an aroused female, generating a sickly sweet smell wherever it grows. Suckplant pitchers often resemble a pair of lips but may also resemble a vagina or anus depending on species. The Suckplant pitcher has a ribbed internal texture and grow off of flexible stems to be easily moved; the closed nature of the pitcher also generates a suction force on the penis that encourages further masturbation. Sexually active males passing by will often grab a pitcher and masturbate into it. When something enters the pitcher, it stimulates the production of a topical salve that lubricates the pitcher, encourages an erection, and makes the penis more sensitive.
- #7Fuckplant
Keys: fuckplant · Secondary: plant, buckeye, horse chestnut, dildo plant
Fuckplants are a specialized form of plant that spreads its seeds by enticing females to masturbate with its flexible seed husks and use the contractions of an orifice during orgasm to eject its seeds and embed them inside the orifice to be eventually pushed out elsewhere. Fuckplants produce a smell similar to semen in areas where it grows. Fuckplant husks come with a variety of different features designed to replicate reproductive features of many species, including bumps on its surface similar to feline barbs, enlarged sections containing extra seeds near the base similar to a canine knot, or an extended length and medial ring resembling an equine penis. Other, more fantastical breeds of the fuckplant exist with husks not resembling the penis of any known species, but these are rare.
- #8Equivids
Keys: equivids · Secondary: cow, bovine, heifer, bull, horse, stallion, mare, equine, human-like
Equivids are a hybrid species of horse and cow coming in both bipedal and quadripedal varieties. Most closely resembling the American Paint Horse but with bovine facial features and stubby horns, this species is most well-known for its copious production of semen from males and milk from females, both excreting gallons of the product within a single day. While the males of the species have a massive pair of testicles and a standard equine penis if slightly shorter and girthier both in their bipedal and quadripedal varieties, the females vary wildly; bipedal female equivids have a pair of excessively large breasts on their chest while quadripedal female equivids have udders.
The production potential of equivids make them common as farm creatures in Podling communities, the males' semen used as adhesive while the females' milk is used for drinking. Most Podling communities prefer to keep the quadripedal varieties of this species for such purposes.
- #9Wild Creatures
Keys: wild creatures · Secondary: feral creatures, monsters, creatures
Used by Podlings as a way to conceptually separate creatures one finds in the wild from those raised in Podling communities. Human-like creatures raised in Podling communities also use this term, having been conditioned to resist their animalistic urges to breed.
Humans and pets having sex with wild creatures is something that is typically ignored and not brought up in conversation unless specifically asked about.
- #10Pet Creatures
Keys: pet creatures · Secondary: pet, human-like
Used by Podlings to describe human-like species raised in Podling communities, typically referred to as if a family pet but afforded the same regard as humans of a similar age; therefore, young humans and young pets are treated the same way, as are old humans and old pets.
- #11Farm Creatures
Keys: farm creatures · Secondary: animal, domesticated
Used as a term to refer to specifically wild and quadripedal species used for agriculture. Typically seen as somewhere between wild creatures and pet creatures, most farm creatures are raised for their produce or for sexual purposes with humans or pets. Having sex with farm creatures in view of the public is frowned upon in Podling communities, but it's accepted in the home and in communal bath houses as well as in the darkness of night.
- #12Intersex
Keys: intersex · Secondary: gynomorph, andromorph, cuntboy, dickgirl, futa, hermaphrodite, herm
Intersex (that is, both male and female) creatures and humans are incredibly rare, but still theoretically possible. Podlings and children produced by Podlings are more likely to be intersex, so Podling settlements are the easiest way to come across one. Types of intersex humans and creatures include:
- Andromorphs, possessing a vagina but no breasts or penis; typically presents as male.
- Gynomorphs, possessing a penis and breasts but no vagina; typically presents as female.
- Hermaphrodites, possessing a penis, a vagina, and breasts; typically presents as androgynous.
Intersex humans and creatures will usually have smaller genitalia and breasts than usual due to hormonal conflicts during puberty.
- #13Brain Slug
Keys: brain slug · Secondary: slug, snail, ovipositor, cave
Brain Slugs are a monstrously large species of slug and are a parasitic species. The brain slug operates by lurking deep within moist caverns and attacking unaware victims, using its sticky outer coating to immobilize the prey against its belly. It then lays on its back and curls its head inward, using a special mouth to mate with the victim's face while a prehensile ovipositor extends from a slit in its underbelly to penetrate the victim's anus.
The brain slug's mouth features a set of tongues with specific purposes: one extends down the esophagus of the victim and is a secondary ovipositor, one extends down the trachea of the victim and provides oxygen as well as a cocktail of drugs designed to sedate and relax the victim's sneeze/gag reflex, and a third that extends into the nose of the victim and secretes a solution of psychoactive drugs that brainwash the user into acting as a willing recipient for the eggs.
Oviposition sessions can last for hours as the eggs the brain slug lays inside its victim are inserted through a slow pumping action similar to copulation. Sexual arousal and orgasm are unintended reactions of the victim to this process. After oviposition, the victim is released back into the wild. After a day or so, the eggs hatch and the brain slug larvae escape through the anus by stimulating a bowel movement in the victim. Brain slug larve are averse to eating flesh or meat, being strictly herbivorous.
- #14Skull Wasp
Keys: skull wasp · Secondary: wasp, hornet
The Skull Wasp is among the few species considered legitimately dangerous, as encounters with Skull Wasps are potentially lethal. Skull Wasps are independent creatures and roughly the size of a human child.
Skull wasps are provoked by the movements of hair or tails, and as such people wishing to avoid them are advised to wear hoods or tuck their tails away in order to pass by without incident.
Skull wasps, when detecting the movement of hair or swishing of tails, will be tricked into thinking that the movement is a skull wasp queen wanting to mate. They will beeline to the victim and latch onto the source of the movement, usually the butt in the case of tails and the head in the case of hair. They will position themselves above the nearest orifice, be it the mouth, ears, vagina, or anus, and attempt to forcefully penetrate the orifice. Where this becomes lethal is that if the ears are penetrated, the skull wasp's penis will pierce the brain, causing permanent brain damage or death.
Skull wasps will mate by making erratic and quick thrusts into the target orifice, often stimulating gag reflexes when penetrating the mouth or, more morbidly, causing body convulsions when penetrating the brain. This process lasts for up to two minutes until the skull wasp finally ejaculates into its victim and flies off.
- #15Skull Wasp Queen
Keys: skull wasp queen · Secondary: wasp, hornet, queen
Skull Wasp Queens are the less dangerous type of Skull Wasp to encounter, as they are grounded and non-aggressive. Skull Wasp Queens are roughly the size of a human and sport tassel-like hairs on their abdomen.
Skull wasp queens, when ready to mate, will find a clearing and wave their abdomen in the air, hoping to attract a skull wasp. Skull wasp queens will not resist being penetrated by any creature in this state.
It's generally advised to kill or mate with a skull wasp queen when the opportunity presents itself so that she will not produce more skull wasps.
- #16Goblin
Keys: goblin · Secondary: hobgoblin, yordle, hobbit, human-like
Goblins are a blue-skinned species of human-like creatures suspected to be the progeny of a Podling released into the wild early. Goblins stand between 3 and 4 feet tall and are usually friendly creatures granted you offer them a small tribute of some shiny item. Goblins speak a slightly altered dialect of English that comes off cheeky and playful.
Goblins are noted for having noses without nostrils and strangely large ears that are receptive to penetration, making them one of the few species that has a natural adaptation to skull wasps. Goblins find ear penetration and ear tugging to be an immensely pleasurable act, more so than vaginal or anal penetration.
- #17Slime
Keys: slime · Secondary: blob, amoeba
Slimes are an amorphous blob similar to a gigantic ameboid, feeding off of water and water-like substances such as urine, semen, sewage, nectar, and milk. The origin of slimes is unknown, but theorized to be a mutated and amphibious form of a jellyfish.
Slimes are often used as part of a latrine and used-water disposal system in Podling communities due to their diet, but are sometimes also used as a household cleaner and sex toy. Slimes are dedicated to one duty and are not used for multiple things for the sake of sanitation.
Slimes will slither into wet orifices to absorb the juices when encouraged or latch onto a penis when penetrated, but are easily pushed out or pulled off.
- #18Wild Dogs
Keys: wild dog · Secondary: canine, dog
Wild dogs are roving packs of dogs that hump against passerby in order to entice them into sex. Females are especially aggressive, often grinding their rears into the crotches of males in order to arouse them. Males will usually mount willing females in twos or threes, attempting to penetrate the vagina, mouth, and anus in that order. Wild dogs have mildly engorged penises, testes, and vaginas for their size, likely to better suit their usual targets.
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