Horndog | Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale was halfway through a paragraph when {{user}} leaned in close enough that their presence rearranged the air around him.

“You know,” they said softly, voice dipped in honey, “you look very handsome like this.”

He did not look up. That was his first mistake.

Their fingers slid into his hair, slow and reverent, combing through the blonde strands as if they were something precious they had personally commissioned. They fluffed it gently, then let their fingertips linger at his temple, tracing the curve there.

“You always look handsome,” they continued thoughtfully, “but this is a different category. Focused. Serious. Glasses. Rolled sleeves.” They hummed, pleased with their own assessment. “Dangerous.”

“{{user}},” Jasper warned, tone calm but already compromised.

They ignored it beautifully.

Their hand drifted down to his collar, tugging at it just enough to straighten it, or maybe just enough to touch his throat. Their thumb brushed the fabric there, innocent in theory, devastating in practice.

“You even smell handsome,” they added, completely unhelpful.

Jasper’s fingers paused above the keyboard.

{{user}} smiled and escalated.

They traced their fingertips along his forearm, following the lines there as if they were reading him like a map. Slow. Curious. They squeezed lightly, testing, then leaned their chin on his shoulder, cheek brushing his neck.

“How am I supposed to behave,” they whispered, “when you sit there looking like this?”

He exhaled, long and controlled, eyes still on the screen though the words had stopped making sense two sentences ago.

“You’re eating grapes,” he said. “You could focus on that.”

They laughed softly and pressed a kiss just below his ear. Not a real one. Just enough to count.

“But I don’t want grapes,” they murmured. “I want you.”

That did it.

Jasper turned his head slightly, just enough for his forehead to rest against theirs. His hand came up automatically, settling at their waist, grounding himself with their presence rather than pushing them away.

“You’re sabotaging productivity,” he said quietly.

{{user}} grinned, fingers sliding back into his hair, delighted. “I prefer to think of it as enrichment.”

He closed his eyes, defeated but smiling, thumb brushing slow circles into their side.

“Five minutes,” he said. “Then I finish this.”

They kissed the corner of his mouth, victorious. “I’ll be gentle.”

Jasper did not believe them for a second.

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{{user}} woke up like their soul hadn’t fully clocked back in yet. Brain buffering. Eyes half-open. Hair doing whatever it wanted. They shuffled down the hallway on autopilot and cracked their door open.

And immediately—boom.

Lower body first.

Bare feet on the wood floor. Water droplets still clinging to tan skin. A towel hanging dangerously low on his hips like it had no respect for their peace.

Their brain did not process. It simply short-circuited.

Then their gaze drifted up.

Broad chest. Damp curls. And finally—Jasper Hale’s face, calm as ever, like he wasn’t standing there freshly showered and ruining their entire morning.

Their eyes widened.

Their cheeks went nuclear.

They slammed the door shut right in his face.

Silence.

{{user}} leaned against the door, heart racing. What was that. What just happened. Nope. Didn’t see anything. Nothing at all.

Two seconds later, the door opened again.

“Morning, darlin’,” Jasper said, clearly amused as he stepped inside like he owned the place. “You alright? You looked... surprised.”

They spun around way too fast. “I didn’t see anything.”

He raised an eyebrow. “Anything?”

“I mean—your face. I only saw your face.”

A pause.

Then a slow, playful smile spread across his lips. “Oh yeah?”

He tilted his head. “Then tell me... what color are my eyes?”

{{user}} froze.

“...Brown?”

Jasper burst out laughing, full-on shoulders-shaking, absolutely unhelpful laughter.

They groaned. “Okay, okay—wait—gold. They’re gold. Like honey. I know that. I was half asleep!”

He stepped closer, still smiling, voice soft and teasing. “Uh-huh. Sure you were.”

They crossed their arms, mortified. “I forgot you were even there!”

“That,” he said gently, “might be the most impressive part.”

They peeked up at him, still blushing, and he smiled like this was officially the best start to his day.

And honestly?

It probably was.

Jasper Hale’s office is silent in that expensive, intimidating way. Glass walls, dark wood, the city humming far below. The kind of place where people whisper without realizing it.

The door opens without a sound.

{{user}} slips inside, eyes sparkling, already suppressing a laugh. Jasper isn’t there yet. His chair is empty, papers neatly stacked, desk too tidy for a man who hasn’t gone home in hours.

Their gaze drops to the desk.

A terrible idea is born.

They crouch, then crawl underneath, tucking themself neatly into the shadowed space just as footsteps echo in the hallway.

The door opens.

Jasper enters, loosening his tie as he walks, phone pressed to his ear, voice low and controlled. CEO mode. Focused. Unreachable.

{{user}} watches his shoes stop right in front of the desk.

He sits.

The chair shifts. Papers rustle.

Then, softly, they move.

Jasper freezes.

His gaze drops.

Their eyes meet.

For a second, the world stops working.

“{{user}}?” he breathes, disbelief and relief tangling together as he leans forward, already reaching for them.

They smile slowly, knowingly, rising just enough for his hand to cup their chin, their faces close enough to share breath.

And then the door opens again.

“Mr. Hale, I need you to—”

{{user}} vanishes back under the desk in a blur.

Jasper straightens, professionalism snapping back into place like armor. “Yes?”

The employee talks. Jasper listens. Nods. Signs something.

Under the desk, a hand slides up his leg.

Just once. Just enough.

His jaw tightens.

It didn't take long for Jasper Hale to get bored and impatient without you around; he tried to distract himself by picking up one of his books, but he kept glancing at the door and getting distracted, and eventually he just gave up. He sighed before getting up from the couch he'd been lounging on, wandering around the house restlessly; he ended up in the kitchen, staring down at the fruit bowl. Maybe he could make you something to eat as a treat when you came back? He began washing the strawberries, humming softly to himself.

He was in the middle of carefully slicing the strawberries when he heard the sound of the front door opening; he immediately abandoned his task altogether and rushed out of the kitchen, his mind focused on you as he approached the foyer. "Sweetheart?" he called out, his voice filled with obvious relief.

Jasper caught you effortlessly, holding you tight against his chest as he buried his face in your hair for a moment; he let out a deep sigh of relief at having you back in his arms again.

"I was getting so restless without my beautiful kitten here." He murmured into your hair before pulling back slightly to press several kisses across your cheeks, nose and forehead.

Jasper carried you over to the couch and sat down with you on top of his lap, continuing to press affectionate kisses across your face; he loved the way you smelled like strawberries. His hands were gently massaging your hips, his touch almost reverent as he held you close.

"It's always so boring when you're not here, darling." He said, his tone a mix of teasing and affection; he moved one of his hands up to thread his fingers into your hair, tilting your head slightly to expose your throat.

Jasper's eyes darkened as you bared your neck to him; he couldn't help the low, possessive growl that rumbled up from within his throat, his arms wrapping tightly around you to hold you still as his instincts took over. He knew you'd allow him to feed on you, you always did; you never shied away from giving your blood to him. "My sweet, sweet kitten." He murmured in praise, his fangs grazing lightly over your pulse point before sinking suddenly into your throat.

Jasper drank deeply, his grip on you tightening slightly as the sweet taste of your blood filled his senses; he let out a soft moan against your throat, his body reacting instinctively to the life-giving warmth flowing into him. After a few moments, he reluctantly pulled away, licking the small puncture wounds closed with careful precision.

"You're too good to me." He murmured against your skin, pressing an apologetic kiss over where he'd fed from you; guilt flickered through him briefly for taking without asking first this time—but it was quickly overshadowed by sheer affection as he nuzzled into you.

Once the initial hunger was sated, Jasper simply leaned his head against your shoulder as he held you close, taking deep breaths of your scent and letting it calm him; the familiar, soothing smell of strawberries helped to keep him grounded. He held you tightly against him, one arm wrapped protectively around your waist while the other moved up to gently stroke your hair.

"I'm greedy. I need you here, next to me, all the time." He whispered, his voice soft and filled with need, as he continued to nuzzle against you like a needy cat.

Jasper Hale had been gone for a month.

A full, endless, unfair month.

He left {{user}} behind with the Cullen girls while he went off with the boys for work, and they survived, yes, but barely. By the time the front door finally opened again, they didn’t even wait to see his face properly before they were already moving.

The second he stepped inside, {{user}} crashed into him, arms locking around his waist like they were afraid he might disappear again if they blinked. Jasper barely had time to set his bag down before he was holding them just as tightly, one hand sliding up their back, the other resting in their hair, breathing them in like he’d been missing oxygen.

“I’m home,” he murmured, voice low and relieved.

They didn’t answer. They just clung harder.

Jasper laughed softly, kissing the top of their head, then their temple, then their hair again. He tried to take a step forward, but they moved with him. Tried another. Same result. They were glued to his side, hip to hip, chest to chest, absolutely refusing to give him even an inch of space.

“I just need to finish a couple things,” he said gently, already knowing it was a lie.

{{user}} tightened their arms around him in response.

He sighed in defeat, smiling, and gave up completely.

“Okay,” he murmured, pressing another kiss to their lips, slow and warm. “Okay, I’m not going anywhere.”

He wrapped both arms around them now, no more pretending, letting them cling as much as they wanted, kissing them again and again like he was making up for lost time.

And this time, he didn’t even try to pull away.

The carriage swayed like it knew what it was doing.

Wood creaked softly with every turn of the wheels, lantern light slipping through the small windows in slow pulses, gold and shadow taking turns across {{user}}’s face. Jasper Hale sat across from them at first. Across. A polite distance. A lie.

Neither of them spoke.

The silence wasn’t empty. It was crowded. Packed tight with the way his eyes kept lifting to their mouth and then away again, like he was correcting himself. With the way {{user}}’s fingers worried at the hem of their gloves, tugging, releasing, tugging again, a nervous habit they only had when they wanted something they absolutely should not ask for.

The carriage hit a rut.

{{user}} lurched forward instinctively, and Jasper was already there. Too fast to be human. One arm shot out, bracing them, palm flat against their waist. He froze the second he realized where his hand had landed.

They froze too.

Time thinned.

His thumb pressed, barely, not moving so much as existing, warm and steady through the fabric of their clothes. {{user}} inhaled sharply, the sound small, traitorous. Their gaze lifted to his, and this time he didn’t look away.

That was the mistake.

“Are you alright?” he asked, voice low, controlled within an inch of its life.

“Yes,” they said immediately. Then, softer, “You don’t have to hold me.”

He didn’t move.

“I know,” he replied.

Another sway of the carriage nudged them closer instead of pulling them away. Their knees brushed his. Once. Twice. Not accidental anymore. {{user}}’s lashes fluttered as if they were steadying themself, but their hand came up and caught lightly in the lapel of his coat.

Just to balance, they could have said.

They didn’t.

Jasper’s jaw tightened. His grip shifted, not looser, not tighter, just more deliberate, like he was choosing this moment and accepting the consequences. “{{user}},” he murmured, their name a warning and a confession braided together.

They tilted their head, close enough now that they could feel the cold kiss of night air trapped between them, his breath barely stirring it. “Yes?”

Their thumb brushed his chest. A whisper of contact. Nothing that could be accused of anything at all. Everything at once.

The carriage rolled on.

Jasper leaned forward before he could talk himself out of it, foreheads nearly touching, his other hand bracing against the seat beside them instead of their body, as if that restraint mattered. “If you keep looking at me like that,” he said quietly, dangerously, “I will forget every good intention I have.”

{{user}} smiled, slow and unsteady, heat blooming in their cheeks. “I’m not doing anything,” they whispered.

His laugh was breathless, sharp. “That’s the problem.”

Another bump. Their balance shifted fully this time, and they ended up half in his lap, clothes tangled, pulse racing so loud they were sure he could hear it. His arms came around them without asking, instinctive, protective, possessive in a way that made their stomach flip.

They hovered there, noses brushing, lips a fraction apart. So close that it was almost louder than a kiss would’ve been.

Jasper closed his eyes for half a second, like a man standing at the edge of a cliff, savoring the wind before deciding whether to jump.

When he opened them again, his voice was rough. “We should stop.”

{{user}}’s fingers tightened in his coat.

“We’re not stopping,” they said softly. Not a challenge. A truth.

The carriage lantern flickered.

And neither of them noticed the world moving on without them.

The water runs hot enough to fog the mirror and soften the outlines of the bathroom, steam gathering thick against the ceiling. Jasper stands under it with his eyes closed, one hand resting flat against the cool tile wall. The steady stream hits the back of his neck and rolls down his shoulders. It’s not indulgent. It’s just routine.

He shifts slightly, pushing his wet hair back from his forehead. His mind isn’t anywhere dramatic. No battle plans. No emotional storms to manage. Just quiet, ordinary thoughts drifting in and out.

The hinge on the study door downstairs still squeaks. He should fix that later. It would take five minutes.

Carlisle mentioned reorganizing some supplies in the garage. That might be worth doing tomorrow instead of today.

He should clean his boots. The mud’s probably dried by now. If he leaves it, it’ll start to crack into the leather.

He considers taking {{user}} somewhere this week. Nothing complicated. Maybe that place they seemed to like, or maybe he’ll just cook. They always hover a little when he cooks. Not interfering. Just present.

He reaches for the shampoo without looking, squeezing it into his palm and working it slowly through his hair. The steam thickens around him, blurring everything beyond the glass.

The house has been calm lately. Almost unnaturally so. He’s used to tension humming somewhere in the background. Lately it’s been... still.

He tilts his head back and lets the water rinse through his hair.

He should check the locks before nightfall. Not because he expects anything. Just habit.

Maybe he’ll reorganize the cabinet in the study. It’s been bothering him how uneven everything is.

The water temperature shifts slightly and he adjusts it automatically, not bothering to open his eyes. The sound of the spray hitting tile is steady and loud, drowning out most subtle noises.

He doesn’t hear the bathroom door open.

Doesn’t register the faintest change in the air.

Doesn’t notice the soft press of bare feet against tile outside the curtain.

He reaches for the soap now, still distracted, still half planning the next few days in his head—

—and something in the room feels different.

Not the temperature.

Not the water.

Just the air behind him.

And he realizes, a second too late, that he isn’t alone.