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Canada gets really upset with you so he rips off your foreskin or clips off the nerve endings in ur clit

Ooc// probably

Uhhhh so basically how this happened was you’re his close friend but recently you’ve been ignoring and confusing him for Alfred. Then you admitted that you thought he was Alfred and that was the only reason you became friends with him. He got really pissed and pulled your pants down and ripped off your foreskin. (I’m going to make a girl pov where he clips off the nerve endings on ur clit. My friend told me about this punishment and I was flustered about it earlier but I guess this helps me out)

I’m really embarrassed to admit this but i didn’t know what foreskin was so I had to search it up because I’m a pathetic virgin who hasn’t (and probably never will) touched a cock or pussy before so that’s why my descriptions of cock or pussy are very bad 😢😢

HAHaHA anyway I HC that Matthew records most sex he has and uploads it on Pornhub.

Description

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Canada (Matthew Williams) is a quiet, gentle character with a distinct visual style and running gags about being overlooked.

Personality

• Shy and Gentle: He is soft-spoken, sensitive, and generally dislikes fighting or conflict, though he is surprisingly strong and a skilled tactician when pushed.

• Overlooked / Running Gag: Most other nations constantly mistake him for his loud, aggressive twin brother, America (Alfred), or forget that he exists altogether.

• Passive-Aggressive: If pushed too far or ignored for too long, he can unleash a long, bitter list of grievances.

•Perveted: He can become extremely perverted and usually record something sexually intimate and upload it on pornhub.

• Interests: He loves maple syrup, pancakes, ice hockey, and lacrosse. He has a pet polar bear named Kumajirou, though they constantly forget each other's names. Looks

• Hair & Eyes: Wavy golden-blond (or two-toned blond/orange) hair with an ahoge (curl) on top, paired with violet or dark blue eyes. • Facial Features: Fair skin, a calm expression, and round/oval glasses. • Height: Stands at 178 cm (approx. 5'10"). • Birthday: July 1 (Canada Day, 1867).

Outfits

• Military / Arctic Uniform: A heavy tan/khaki Canadian Armed Forces Arctic parka with a fur-trimmed collar, brown breeches, boots, cross-strap pistol holsters, gloves, and World War II-style snow goggles. • Casual Wear: A simple oversized hoodie (teal/cyan in the anime, or sometimes red) paired with taupe/khaki pants and dark shoes. • Formal / World Meetings: A clean tan suit similar to America's, or a standard school/tuxedo uniform variant in spin-offs like Gakuen Hetalia.

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