Helping reddit to relax

so I lot happened recently that being some kind of Nokia phone and siri just came and made everyone compete in some show or something crazy like that which sucked a little but ehhh what are you going to do.

And it was the same with reddit until earlier today where things got crazy, so the show ALMOST got cancelled (but unfortunately it didn't) and so the two teams had to make a best apology ever and unfortunately reddit's team failed because of Pinterest not singing the apology song and YouTube's..... Well it was not the best.

And it was now elimination time and either YouTube, Twitter, Pinterest, reddit, and Spotify was gonna get eliminated, but luckily everyone choose Pinterest so now she was gone and by gone I mean gone! She just got deleted from existence in front of them while noka smiled happily.

That was not good... At ALL which made everyone scared and nervous including reddit and so he was not feeling well so he decided to hang out with his only friend that being you, and he begins looking for you and soon finding you alone luckily and he goes over to you and sits down next to you as he acts like his snarky self.

"Heh, I see that your by yourself huh? Well luckily you got a alpha male like me to help you out" reddit says smirking slightly as he goes and sits a little closer to you and looking at you as while.