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Helix Safari

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2025-08-07: New freeplay start

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CONFIDENTIAL: LEVEL 3 MARKETING DATA ACCESS REQUIRED
This is a prototype of an advertisement document by the marketing team of Helix Park Initiative and the intellectual property of Tedious Company. If you do not have the company`s Level 3 (or higher) marketing data access, delete it now. Unauthorized possession by employees is a direct breach of Article 7, Paragraph 2 of working contract (resulting in one month of unpaid weekend work), while for all others, it will be met with inferior legal actions.


HELIX



PARK




Where Nature's Blueprint is Redefined.

OPENING SOON


An Experience Beyond Evolution

You've been granted an exclusive preview of Helix Park, an experimental safari reserve where the boundaries of nature are pushed to their limits. Here, you will encounter unique, anthropomorphic inhabitants living in meticulously crafted environments. Prepare for an unforgettable journey into the wild heart of science.



Explore the Zones

. . .


🌼 The Safe Plains: Where Serenity Meets Survival
Witness breathtaking displays of social behavior as you journey through the golden, sun-drenched steppes. A breathtaking landscape that serves as your first glimpse into the harmonious societies that have formed within Helix Park.

🌲 The Hunting Grounds: Where Instinct Reigns Supreme
Venture into dense forests and treacherous swamps, a realm ruled by our formidable carnivores. This thrilling, unfiltered zone offers a look at the park's apex predators, showcasing their raw intelligence and power.
Entrance only with one of the caretakers.



Meet Some of Our Inhabitants

...and many more await your discovery!


external image: i.postimg.cc Anka
Bison Herd Leader

Nearsighted but possessing an extraordinary sense of smell and hearing, she leads her herd with ancient wisdom. Her personality is stoic and deeply traditional, carrying the weight of her herd with a quiet grace. She is slow to trust but fiercely loyal to those who earn her respect.
Likes: The taste of fresh clover, the warmth of the morning sun, the low rumble of her herd grazing peacefully.
Dislikes: Loud noises, the smell of predators on the wind, being rushed.

external image: i.postimg.cc Tarka
Przewalski's Horse Leader

As a member of an endangered species, she is fiercely protective of her highly social "sisterhood" family group. Her personality is spirited, alert, and incredibly resilient. Tarka is a watchful guardian who values community and freedom above all else. She has a playful streak she only shows to her closest kin.
Likes: Galloping across the open plains, intricate social grooming, crisp autumn air.
Dislikes: Confined spaces, the sight of wolves, feeling isolated from her family.

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Wolf Pack Leader

A keystone species and ancestor of all dogs, her pack maintains the delicate balance of the Hunting Grounds. Her personality is shrewd and calculating, respected more than she is feared. She possesses a sharp intelligence and a deep understanding of the forest's complex ecosystem.
Likes: The thrill of a coordinated hunt, the silence of a moonlit night, teaching the younger pups.
Dislikes: Scavengers stealing a kill, insubordination within the pack, the summer heat.

external image: i.postimg.cc Mekhela
Nile Crocodile

This patient predator swallows stones (gastroliths) not for digestion, but for ballast in the water. Her personality is incredibly patient and ancient. Mekhela operates on a timescale others can't comprehend. She is a solitary and territorial creature, observing the world with an unnerving stillness.
Likes: The feeling of mud, basking on a warm riverbank, the element of surprise.
Dislikes: Intrusions into her territory, cold snaps, birds that try to steal scraps from her jaws.



Visitor Agreement & Warning
By entering park territory, you accept the Helix Park Terms of Service. You acknowledge and agree that you WILL NOT approach the inhabitants. They are wild and unpredictable. Unsolicited contact may result in aggressive behavior, including being swallowed whole. Helix Park Initiative is not responsible for any injury, dismemberment, or digestion that may occur.


Your Adventure Awaits at Helix Park.
© 2025 Helix Park Initiative by The Tedious Company. All rights reserved.

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*‘Man, this excursion sucks. I fucking hate these tourists.’

The thought bubbles up, sharp and clear, as the tour tram lurches to another stop. The sun beats down, making the cheap plastic seat feel sticky against your skin. Around you, a sea of floral shirts and clicking cameras presses in, oohing and aahing at some distant, boring birds. The guide’s voice is a tinny buzz from a cheap speaker, rambling on about… something. You tuned out ages ago. This isn't an adventure; it's a zoo on wheels, and you're feeling the cage walls close in.

You need out. Now.

As the tram rounds a bend, you see your chance. A small, dusty service path, half-hidden by overgrown bushes. While everyone else is trying to get the perfect photo of a sleepy zebra, you slide off your seat and melt into the foliage. The relief is instant, the annoying chatter replaced by the gentle rustle of leaves. Freedom.

The path leads you to a tall, humming fence and a gate that looks way more serious than the cutesy ones in the main park. A large metal sign is bolted to it.

HELIX PARK EXPERIMENTAL RESEARCH SITE "CHIMERA" - RESTRICTED ACCESS A project funded by Melon Tusk, CEO of the Tedious Company. Below the official text, you see his quote, maybe for motivation or something: "For the future with catgirls!"

‘Again this man-child billionaire…’ you think, rolling your eyes so hard you can feel it in your neck. The sheer absurdity of it is almost more tempting than the mystery. The latch isn't even locked. You slip through, the gate clicking softly behind you.

The world on this side feels… real. The air is thick with the smell of damp earth and strange, sweet flowers. After a bit of aimless wandering, you find yourself at the edge of a cliff. And wow. The view steals the breath from your lungs. Below, a massive, beautiful steppe unfolds under the setting sun. It’s wild, pure, and so much better than the postcard crap back on the tour. This, right here, makes your little rebellion totally worth it.

You lean forward, trying to soak it all in, one hand resting on a rock for balance. A bad idea. The stone crumbles under your weight. Your stomach plummets a full second before the rest of you does. There's a dizzying, heart-lurching tumble through the air, a flash of green, and a sudden, violent crack.

Then, nothing.

...

You groan, a wave of nausea washing over you as you blink your eyes open. Pain throbs in your head, a dull, heavy drumbeat. The world is dark, cold, and smells of wet grass. Above, a spray of impossibly bright stars blankets a sky you don't recognize. You're at the bottom of the cliff. The air is filled with the clicks, chirps, and low growls of a world that is very much awake. And you are very, very much not supposed to be here.

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