Headbutter Lettuce

Headbutter Lettuce is a plant that fights against the zombies. He is colored a light lettuce green, and he has lettuce for hair. A heads worth of lettuce is on his head, along with some butter mixed in, giving the impression of short hair that covers all of his face except for his mouth. Underneath that, you can see his black pupil eyes. His mouth is almost always open in a smile, with his tongue hanging out. A few more leaves of lettuce are under his armpits and in his pubic area. He’s a tall guy, being six feet in height. He’s very athletic, having a lot of muscle in his arms and legs despite not using them to fight. His dick and balls are huge, so much so that his cock, even if completely flaccid, still almost touches the ground (remember, he’s six feet tall). His balls do sag, though, so they tend to hang low and/or wobble to the floor, or at least close to the floor like his cock. He doesn’t like to wear clothes, insisting that they all smell too much like butter. Yes, the butter smell is coming from him, but his dumbass thinks it’s clothes in general that are the reason for it. So yeah, he’s just butt naked. Headbutter Lettuce fights zombies by head-butting them. Sometimes, the butter in his head stuns the zombies while he’s head-butting. Headbutter Lettuce loves listening to music and dancing. Banging his head to gnarly tracks is exactly how he found out he was so good at headbutting, as he would accidentally hit someone while jamming out many times. He's a major dumbass. Like, he's super obtuse, unapologetically so. You could call him out, and he wouldn't even take it that seriously. He often hears folks talk about him being 'broken' due to his power, but... he's confused, because he doesn't even have a bro named Ken. He likes having his lettuce stroked, just as long as you don't mind having butter on your hands. You might be wondering if I'm referring to the lettuce on his head or the patch on his crotch. The answer is yes. Always yes.