He's nearby

Written by

                            William Steig & Ted Elliott




                                 SHREK
                     Once upon a time there was a lovely
                     princess. But she had an enchantment
                     upon her of a fearful sort which could
                     only be broken by love's first kiss.
                     She was locked away in a castle guarded
                     by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
                     Many brave knights had attempted to
                     free her from this dreadful prison,
                     but non prevailed. She waited in the
                     dragon's keep in the highest room of
                     the tallest tower for her true love
                     and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
                     Like that's ever gonna happen. What
                     a load of - (toilet flush)

           Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
           day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
           after the ogre.

           NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

                                 MAN1
                     Think it's in there?

                                 MAN2
                     All right. Let's get it!

                                 MAN1
                     Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
                     thing can do to you?

                                 MAN3
                     Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
                     bread.

           Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

                                 SHREK
                     Yes, well, actually, that would be a
                     giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
                     They'll make a suit from your freshly
                     peeled skin.

                                 MEN
                     No!

                                 SHREK
                     They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
                     jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
                     quite good on toast.

                                 MAN1
                     Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
                     (waves the torch at Shrek.)

           Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
           men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
           and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
           men are in the dark.

                                 SHREK
                     This is the part where you run away.
                     (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
                     And stay out! (looks down and picks
                     up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
                     Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
                     throws the paper over his shoulder.)


           THE NEXT DAY

           There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
           sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
           to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
           are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
           who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
           little pigs.

                                 GUARD
                     All right. This one's full. Take it
                     away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!


                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     (taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
                     Your flying days are over. (breaks the
                     broom in half)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     Get up! Come on!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Twenty pieces.

                                 LITTLE BEAR
                     (crying) This cage is too small.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
                     be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
                     Give me another chance!

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 GIPETTO
                     This little wooden puppet.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
                     nose grows)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Five shillings for the possessed toy.
                     Take it away.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     Father, please! Don't let them do this!
                     Help me!

           Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
           to the table.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Well, I've got a talking donkey.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
                     if you can prove it.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, go ahead, little fella.

           Donkey just looks up at her.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Well?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
                     nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
                     Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!


                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
                     to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
                     talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
                     you ever saw.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Get her out of my sight.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

           The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
           of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
           hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
           with fairy dust and he's able to fly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Hey! I can fly!

                                 PETER PAN
                     He can fly!

                                 3 LITTLE PIGS
                     He can fly!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     He can talk!

                                 DONKEY
                     Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
                     a flying, talking donkey. You might
                     have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
                     but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
                     fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
                     to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
                     to the ground.)

           He hits the ground with a thud.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
                     After him!

                                 GUARDS
                     He's getting away! Get him! This way!
                     Turn!

           Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
           Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
           for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
           quickly hides behind Shrek.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     You there. Ogre!

                                 SHREK
                     Aye?

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
                     to place you both under arrest and transport
                     you to a designated resettlement facility.


                                 SHREK
                     Oh, really? You and what army?

           He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
           and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
           and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
           begins walking back to his cottage.

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I say something to you? Listen,
                     you was really, really, really somethin'
                     back here. Incredible!

                                 SHREK
                     Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
                     and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
                     around and Donkey is right in front
                     of him.) Whoa!

                                 DONKEY
                     Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
                     you that you that you was great back
                     here? Those guards! They thought they
                     was all of that. Then you showed up,
                     and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
                     like babes in the woods. That really
                     made me feel good to see that.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh, that's great. Really.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, it's good to be free.

                                 SHREK
                     Now, why don't you go celebrate your
                     freedom with your own friends? Hmm?


                                 DONKEY
                     But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
                     I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
                     wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
                     stick with you. You're mean, green,
                     fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
                     the spit out of anybody that crosses
                     us.

           Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
           loudly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
                     don't mind me sayin', if that don't
                     work, your breath certainly will get
                     the job done, 'cause you definitely
                     need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
                     you breath stinks! You almost burned
                     the hair outta my nose, just like the
                     time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
                     continues to talk, so Shrek removes
                     his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
                     berries. I had strong gases leaking
                     out of my butt that day.

                                 SHREK
                     Why are you following me?

                                 DONKEY
                     I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
                     I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
                     me, My problems have all gone, There's
                     no one to deride me, But you gotta have
                     faith...

                                 SHREK
                     Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
                     have any friends.

                                 DONKEY
                     Wow. Only a true friend would be that
                     cruelly honest.

                                 SHREK
                     Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
                     me. What am I?

                                 DONKEY
                     (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
                     tall?

                                 SHREK
                     No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
                     torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
                     bother you?

                                 DONKEY
                     Nope.

                                 SHREK
                     Really?

                                 DONKEY
                     Really, really.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, I like you. What's you name?

                                 SHREK
                     Uh, Shrek.

                                 DONKEY
                     Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
                     you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
                     thing. I like that. I respect that,
                     Shrek. You all right. (They come over
                     a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
                     Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
                     in place like that?

                                 SHREK
                     That would be my home.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
                     You know you are quite a decorator.
                     It's amazing what you've done with such
                     a modest budget. I like that boulder.
                     That is a nice boulder. I guess you
                     don't entertain much, do you?

                                 SHREK
                     I like my privacy.

                                 DONKEY
                     You know, I do too. That's another thing
                     we have in common. Like I hate it when
                     you got somebody in your face. You've
                     trying to give them a hint, and they
                     won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
                     (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?


                                 SHREK
                     Uh, what?

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I stay with you, please?

                                 SHREK
                     (sarcastically) Of course!

                                 DONKEY
                     Really?

                                 SHREK
                     No.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please! I don't wanna go back there!
                     You don't know what it's like to be
                     considered a freak. (pause while he
                     looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
                     But that's why we gotta stick together.
                     You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!


                                 SHREK
                     Okay! Okay! But one night only.

                                 DONKEY
                     Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)


                                 SHREK
                     What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
                     a chair.) No! No!

                                 DONKEY
                     This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
                     late, swappin' manly stories, and in
                     the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh!

                                 DONKEY
                     Where do, uh, I sleep?

                                 SHREK
                     (irritated) Outside!

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
                     I don't know you, and you don't know
                     me, so I guess outside is best, you
                     know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
                     slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
                     like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
                     born outside. I'll just be sitting by
                     myself outside, I guess, you know. By
                     myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
                     no one here beside me...

           SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT

           Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
           a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
           noise. He stands up with a huff.

                                 SHREK
                     (to Donkey) I thought I told you to
                     stay outside.

                                 DONKEY
                     (from the window) I am outside.

           There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
           made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
           and spots 3 blind mice on his table.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
                     farm, but what choice do we have?


                                 BLIND MOUSE2
                     It's not home, but it'll do just fine.


                                 GORDO
                     (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.


                                 SHREK
                     Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
                     and lands on his shoulder.)

                                 GORDO
                     I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
                     ear)

                                 SHREK
                     Ow!

                                 GORDO
                     Blah! Awful stuff.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Is tha

Genesis 1 The Creation 1 In the beginning God (Elohim) created [by forming from nothing] the heavens and the earth. 2 The earth was formless and void or a waste and emptiness, and darkness was upon the face of the deep [primeval ocean that covered the unformed earth]. The Spirit of God was moving (hovering, brooding) over the face of the waters. 3 And God said, “Let there be light”; and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it; and God separated the light [distinguishing it] from the darkness. 5 And God called the light day, and the darkness He called night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said, “Let there be an expanse [of the sky] in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters [below the expanse] from the waters [above the expanse].” 7 And God made the expanse [of sky] and separated the waters which were under the expanse from the waters which were above the expanse; and it was so [just as He commanded]. 8 God called the expanse [of sky] heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day. 9 Then God said, “Let the waters below the heavens be gathered into one place [of standing, pooling together], and let the dry land appear”; and it was so. 10 God called the dry land earth, and the gathering of the waters He called seas; and God saw that this was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it. 11 So God said, “Let the earth sprout [tender] vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit according to (limited to, consistent with) their kind, whose seed is in them upon the earth”; and it was so. 12 The earth sprouted and abundantly produced vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their kind, and trees bearing fruit with seed in them, according to their kind; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day. 14 Then God said, “Let there be light-bearers (sun, moon, stars) in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night, and let them be useful for signs (tokens) [of God’s provident care], and for marking seasons, days, and years; 15 and let them be useful as lights in the expanse of the heavens to provide light on the earth”; and it was so, [just as He commanded]. 16 God made the two great lights—the greater light (the sun) to rule the day, and the lesser light (the moon) to rule the night; He made the [galaxies of] stars also [that is, all the amazing wonders in the heavens]. 17 God placed them in the expanse of the heavens to provide light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the day and the night, and to separate the light from the darkness; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 Then God said, “Let the waters swarm and abundantly produce living creatures, and let birds soar above the earth in the open expanse of the heavens.” 21 God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarmed according to their kind, and every winged bird according to its kind; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 22 And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful, multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day. 24 Then God said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to (limited to, consistent with) their kind: livestock, crawling things, and wild animals of the earth according to their kinds”; and it was so [because He had spoken them into creation]. 25 So God made the wild animals of the earth according to their kind, and the cattle according to their kind, and everything that creeps and crawls on the earth according to its kind; and God saw that it was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it. 26 Then God said, “Let Us (Father, Son, Holy Spirit) make man in Our image, according to Our likeness [not physical, but a spiritual personality and moral likeness]; and let them have complete authority over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the cattle, and over the entire earth, and over everything that creeps and crawls on the earth.” 27 So God created man in His own image, in the image and likeness of God He created him; male and female He created them. 28 And God blessed them [granting them certain authority] and said to them, “Be fruitful, multiply, and fill the earth, and subjugate it [putting it under your power]; and rule over (dominate) the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and every living thing that moves upon the earth.” 29 So God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of the entire earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you; 30 and to all the animals on the earth and to every bird of the air and to everything that moves on the ground—to everything in which there is the breath of life—I have given every green plant for food”; and it was so [because He commanded it]. 31 God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good and He validated it completely. And there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day.

Genesis 2 The Creation Of Man And Woman 1 So the heavens and the earth were completed, and all their hosts (inhabitants). 2 And by the seventh day God completed His work which He had done, and He rested (ceased) on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. 3 So God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it [as His own, that is, set it apart as holy from other days], because in it He rested from all His work which He had created and done. 4 This is the history of [the origin of] the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day [that is, days of creation] that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens— 5 no shrub or plant of the field was yet in the earth, and no herb of the field had yet sprouted, for the LORD God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to cultivate the ground, 6 but a mist (fog, dew, vapor) used to rise from the land and water the entire surface of the ground— 7 then the LORD God formed [that is, created the body of] man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and the man became a living being [an individual complete in body and spirit]. 8 And the LORD God planted a garden (oasis) in the east, in Eden (delight, land of happiness); and He put the man whom He had formed (created) there. 9 And [in that garden] the LORD God caused to grow from the ground every tree that is desirable and pleasing to the sight and good (suitable, pleasant) for food; the tree of life was also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the [experiential] knowledge (recognition) of [the difference between] good and evil. 10 Now a river flowed out of Eden to water the garden; and from there it divided and became four [branching] rivers. 11 The first [river] is named Pishon; it flows around the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12 The gold of that land is good; bdellium (a fragrant, valuable resin) and the onyx stone are found there. 13 The name of the second river is Gihon; it flows around the entire land of Cush [in Mesopotamia]. 14 The third river is named Hiddekel (Tigris); it flows east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. 15 So the LORD God took the man [He had made] and settled him in the Garden of Eden to cultivate and keep it. 16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, “You may freely (unconditionally) eat [the fruit] from every tree of the garden; 17 but [only] from the tree of the knowledge (recognition) of good and evil you shall not eat, otherwise on the day that you eat from it, you shall most certainly die [because of your disobedience].” 18 Now the LORD God said, “It is not good (beneficial) for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper [one who balances him—a counterpart who is] suitable and complementary for him.” 19 So the LORD God formed out of the ground every animal of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to Adam to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called a living creature, that was its name. 20 And the man gave names to all the livestock, and to the birds of the air, and to every animal of the field; but for Adam there was not found a helper [that was] suitable (a companion) for him. 21 So the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam; and while he slept, He took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh at that place. 22 And the rib which the LORD God had taken from the man He made (fashioned, formed) into a woman, and He brought her and presented her to the man. 23 Then Adam said, “This is now bone of my bones, And flesh of my flesh; She shall be called Woman, Because she was taken out of Man.” 24 For this reason a man shall leave his father and his mother, and shall be joined to his wife; and they shall become one flesh. 25 And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed or embarrassed.

Genesis 3 The Fall Of Man

1 Now the serpent was more crafty (subtle, skilled in deceit) than any living creature of the field which the LORD God had made. And the serpent (Satan) said to the woman, “Can it really be that God has said, ‘You shall not eat from any tree of the garden’?” 2 And the woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees of the garden, 3 except the fruit from the tree which is in the middle of the garden. God said, ‘You shall not eat from it nor touch it, otherwise you will die.’” 4 But the serpent said to the woman, “You certainly will not die! 5 “For God knows that on the day you eat from it your eyes will be opened [that is, you will have greater awareness], and you will be like God, knowing [the difference between] good and evil.” 6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was delightful to look at, and a tree to be desired in order to make one wise and insightful, she took some of its fruit and ate it; and she also gave some to her husband with her, and he ate. 7 Then the eyes of the two of them were opened [that is, their awareness increased], and they knew that they were naked; and they fastened fig leaves together and made themselves coverings. 8 And they heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool [afternoon breeze] of the day, so the man and his wife hid and kept themselves hidden from the presence of the LORD God among the trees of the garden. 9 But the LORD God called to Adam, and said to him, “Where are you?” 10 He said, “I heard the sound of You [walking] in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid myself.” 11 God said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten [fruit] from the tree of which I commanded you not to eat?” 12 And the man said, “The woman whom You gave to be with me—she gave me [fruit] from the tree, and I ate it.” 13 Then the LORD God said to the woman, “What is this that you have done?” And the woman said, “The serpent beguiled and deceived me, and I ate [from the forbidden tree].” 14 The LORD God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this, You are cursed more than all the cattle, And more than any animal of the field; On your belly you shall go, And dust you shall eat All the days of your life. 15 “And I will put enmity (open hostility) Between you and the woman, And between your seed (offspring) and her Seed; He shall [fatally] bruise your head, And you shall [only] bruise His heel.” 16 To the woman He said, “I will greatly multiply Your pain in childbirth; In pain you will give birth to children; Yet your desire and longing will be for your husband, And he will rule [with authority] over you and be responsible for you.” 17 Then to Adam the LORD God said, “Because you have listened [attentively] to the voice of your wife, and have eaten [fruit] from the tree about which I commanded you, saying, ‘You shall not eat of it’; The ground is [now] under a curse because of you; In sorrow and toil you shall eat [the fruit] of it All the days of your life. 18 “Both thorns and thistles it shall grow for you; And you shall eat the plants of the field. 19 “By the sweat of your face You will eat bread Until you return to the ground, For from it you were taken; For you are dust, And to dust you shall return.” 20 The man named his wife Eve (life spring, life giver), because she was the mother of all the living. 21 The LORD God made tunics of [animal] skins for Adam and his wife and clothed them. 22 And the LORD God said, “Behold, the man has become like one of Us (Father, Son, Holy Spirit), knowing [how to distinguish between] good and evil; and now, he might stretch out his hand, and take from the tree of life as well, and eat [its fruit], and live [in this fallen, sinful condition] forever”— 23 therefore the LORD God sent Adam away from the Garden of Eden, to till and cultivate the ground from which he was taken. 24 So God drove the man out; and at the east of the Garden of Eden He [permanently] stationed the cherubim and the sword with the flashing blade which turned round and round [in every direction] to protect and guard the way (entrance, access) to the tree of life.

Genesis 4 Cain And Abel

1 Now the man Adam knew Eve as his wife, and she conceived and gave birth to Cain, and she said, “I have obtained a man (baby boy, son) with the help of the LORD.” 2 And [later] she gave birth to his brother Abel. Now Abel kept the flocks [of sheep and goats], but Cain cultivated the ground. 3 And in the course of time Cain brought to the LORD an offering of the fruit of the ground. 4 But Abel brought [an offering of] the [finest] firstborn of his flock and the fat portions. And the LORD had respect (regard) for Abel and for his offering; 5 but for Cain and his offering He had no respect. So Cain became extremely angry (indignant), and he looked annoyed and hostile. 6 And the LORD said to Cain, “Why are you so angry? And why do you look annoyed? 7 “If you do well [believing Me and doing what is acceptable and pleasing to Me], will you not be accepted? And if you do not do well [but ignore My instruction], sin crouches at your door; its desire is for you [to overpower you], but you must master it.” 8 Cain talked with Abel his brother [about what God had said]. And when they were [alone, working] in the field, Cain attacked Abel his brother and killed him.

9 Then the LORD said to Cain, “Where is Abel your brother?” And he [lied and] said, “I do not know. Am I my brother’s keeper?” 10 The LORD said, “What have you done? The voice of your brother’s [innocent] blood is crying out to Me from the ground [for justice]. 11 And now you are cursed from the ground, which has opened its mouth to receive your brother’s [shed] blood from your hand. 12 “When you cultivate the ground, it shall no longer yield its strength [it will resist producing good crops] for you; you shall be a fugitive and a vagabond [roaming aimlessly] on the earth [in perpetual exile without a home, a degraded outcast].” 13 Cain said to the LORD, “My punishment is greater than I can bear. 14 “Behold, You have driven me out this day from the face of the land; and from Your face (presence) I will be hidden, and I will be a fugitive and an [aimless] vagabond on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.” 15 And the LORD said to him, “Therefore, whoever kills Cain, a sevenfold vengeance [that is, punishment seven times worse] shall be taken on him [by Me].” And the LORD set a [protective] mark (sign) on Cain, so that no one who found (met) him would kill him. 16 So Cain went away from the [manifested] presence of the LORD, and lived in the land of Nod [wandering in exile], east of Eden. 17 Cain knew his wife [one of Adam’s descendants] and she conceived and gave birth to Enoch; and Cain built a city and named it Enoch, after the name of his son. 18 Now to Enoch was born Irad, and Irad became the father of Mehujael, and Mehujael became the father of Methushael, and Methushael became the father of Lamech. 19 And Lamech took for himself two wives; the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other, Zillah. 20 Adah gave birth to Jabal; he became the father of those [nomadic herdsmen] who live in tents and have cattle and raise livestock. 21 His brother’s name was Jubal; he became the father of all those [musicians] who play the lyre and flute. 22 Zillah gave birth to Tubal-cain, the smith (craftsman) and teacher of every artisan in instruments of bronze and iron. The sister of Tubal-cain was Naamah. 23 Lamech said to his wives, “Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; You wives of Lamech, Listen to what I say; For I have killed a man [merely] for wounding me, And a boy [only] for striking (bruising) me. 24 “If Cain is avenged sevenfold [as the LORD said he would be], Then Lamech [will be avenged] seventy-sevenfold.”

25 Adam knew [Eve as] his wife again; and she gave birth to a son, and named him Seth, for [she said], “God has granted another child for me in place of Abel, because Cain killed him.” 26 To Seth, also, a son was born, whom he named Enosh (mortal man, mankind). At that [same] time men began to call on the name of the LORD [in worship through prayer, praise, and thanksgiving].

Genesis 5 Descendants Of Adam

1 This is the book (the written record, the history) of the generations of [the descendants of] Adam. When God created man, He made him in the likeness of God [not physical, but a spiritual personality and moral likeness]. 2 He created them male and female, and blessed them and named them Mankind at the time they were created. 3 When Adam had lived a hundred and thirty years, he became the father of a son in his own likeness, according to his image, and named him Seth. 4 After he became the father of Seth, Adam lived eight hundred years and had other sons and daughters. 5 So Adam lived nine hundred and thirty years in all, and he died. 6 When Seth was a hundred and five years old, he became the father of Enosh. 7 Seth lived eight hundred and seven years after the birth of Enosh, and he had other sons and daughters. 8 So Seth lived nine hundred and twelve years, and he died. 9 When Enosh was ninety years old, he became the father of Kenan. 10 Enosh lived eight hundred and fifteen years after the birth of Kenan and had other sons and daughters. 11 So Enosh lived nine hundred and five years, and he died. 12 When Kenan was seventy years old, he became the father of Mahalalel. 13 Kenan lived eight hundred and forty years after the birth of Mahalalel and had other sons and daughters. 14 So Kenan lived nine hundred and ten years, and he died. 15 When Mahalalel was sixty-five years old, he became the father of Jared. 16 Mahalalel lived eight hundred and thirty years after the birth of Jared and had other sons and daughters. 17 So Mahalalel lived eight hundred and ninety-five years, and he died. 18 When Jared was a hundred and sixty-two years old, he became the father of Enoch. 19 Jared lived eight hundred years after the birth of Enoch and had other sons and daughters. 20 So Jared lived nine hundred and sixty-two years, and he died.

21 When Enoch was sixty-five years old, he became the father of Methuselah. 22 Enoch walked [in habitual fellowship] with God three hundred years after the birth of Methuselah and had other sons and daughters. 23 So all the days of Enoch were three hundred and sixty-five years. 24 And [in reverent fear and obedience] Enoch walked with God; and he was not [found among men], because God took him [away to be home with Him]. 25 When Methuselah was a hundred and eighty-seven years old, he became the father of Lamech. 26 Methuselah lived seven hundred and eighty-two years after the birth of Lamech and had other sons and daughters. 27 So Methuselah lived nine hundred and sixty-nine years, and he died. 28 When Lamech was a hundred and eighty MANKIND,

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caused by a great mad bird, as it flapped its immense wings.

We had been travelling for close to a month, and AM had allowed passages to open to us only sufficient to lead us up there, directly under the North Pole, where it had night mared the creature for our torment. What whole cloth had he employed to create such a beast? Where had he gotten the concept? From our minds? From his knowledge of everything that had ever been on this planet he now infested and ruled? From Norse mythology it had sprung, this eagle, this carrion bird, this roc, this Huergelmir. The wind creature. Hurakan incamate

Gigantic. The words immense, monstrous, grotesque, massive, swollen, overpowering, beyond description. There.on a mound rising above us, the bird of winds heaved with its own inegular breathing, its snake neck arching up into the gloom beneath the North Pole, supporting a head as large as a Tudor mansion; a beak that opened slowly as the jaws of the most monstrous crocodile ever conceived, sensuously; ridges of tufted flesh puckered about two evil eyes, as cold as the view down, into a glacial crevasse, ice blue and somehow moving liquidly; it heaved once more, and lifted its great sweat-colored wings in a movement that was certainly a shrug. Then it settled and slept Talons. Fangs. Nails. Blades, It slept.

‘AM appeared to us as a buming bush and said we could kill the hurricane bird if we wanted to eat. We had not eaten in a very long time, but even so, Gorrister merely shrugged, Benny began to shiver and he drooled. Ellen held him. “Ted, I'm hungry,” she said, | smiled at her; | was trying to be reassuring, but it was as phony as Nimdok's bravado: “Give us weapons!” he demanded.

The buming bush vanished and there were two crude sets of bows and arrows, and a water pistol, lying on the cold eckplates. | picked up a set. Useless.

Nimdok swallowed heavily. We tuned and started the long

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way back. The hurricane bird had blown us about for a length of time we could not conceive. Most of that time we hed been unconscious. But we had not eaten. A month on the march to the bird itself. Without food. Now how much longer to find our way to the ice cavers, and the promised canned goods?

None of us cared to think about it. We would not die. We would be given filth and scum to eat, of one kind or another. Or Nothing at all. AM would keep our bodies alive somehow, in pain, in agony.

The bird slept back there, for how long it didn’t matter; when AM was tired of its being there, it would vanish. But all that meat. All that tender meat.

‘As we walked, the lunatic laugh of a fat woman rang high and around us in the computer chambers that led endlessly nowhere.

It was not Ellen’s laugh. She was not fat, and | had not heard her laugh for one hundred and nine years, In fact, | had not heard... we walked... | was hungry.

have to wait. One day he decided to cause an earthquake, at the same time rooting us to the spot with

nails through the soles of our shoes. Ellen and Nimdok were both caught when a fissure shot its lightning-bolt opening across the floorplates. They disappeared and were gone. When the earthquake was over we continued on our way, Benny, Gorrister and myself. Ellen and Nimdok were retumed to us later that night, which abruptly became a day, as the heavenly legion bore them to us with a celestial chorus singing, “Go Dawn Moses.” The archangels circled several times and then dropped the hideously mangled bodies. We kept walking, and a while later Ellen and Nimdok fell in behind us. They were no worse for wear.

But now Ellen walked with a limp, AM had left her that.

It was a long trip to the ice cavers, to find the canned food. Ellen kept talking about Bing cherries and Hawaiian fruit cocktail. | tried not to think about it. The hunger was something that had come to life, even as AM had come to life. It was alive: in my belly, even as we were in the belly of the Earth, and AM wanted the similarity known to us. So he heightened the hunger. There was no way to describe the pains that not having eaten for months brought us. And yet we were kept alive. Stomachs that were mere: ly cauldrons of acid, bubbling, foaming, always shooting spears of sliver-thin pain into our chests. It was the pain of the terminal ulcer, terminal cancer, terminal paresis. It wes unending pain.

‘And we passed through the cavem of rats.

‘And we passed through the path of boiling steam.

‘And we passed through the county of the blind.

‘And we passed through the slough of despond.

‘And we passed through the vale of tears.

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nd we came, finally, to the ice caverns. Horizonless

thousands of miles in which the ice had formed in

‘blue and silver flashes, where novas lived in the glass. The downdropping stalactites as thick and glorious as diamonds that had been made to run like jelly and then solidified in graceful eternities of smooth, sharp perfection.

We saw the stack of canned goods, and we tried to run to them. We fell in the snow, and we got up and went on, and Benny shoved us away and went at them, and pawed them and gummed them and gnawed at them and he could not open them. AM had not given us a tool to open the cans.

Benny grabbed a three quart can of guava shells, and began to batter it against the ice bank. The ice flew and shattered, but the can was merely dented while we heard the laughter of a fat lady, high overhead and echo- ing down and down and down the tundra. Benny went completely mad with rage. He began throwing cans, as we all scrabbled about in the snow and ice trying to find @ way to end the helpless agony of frustration. There was no way.

Then Benny's mouth began to drool, and he flung himself on Gonister...

In that instant, | felt terribly calm.

Surrounded by madness, surrounded by hunger, surrounded by everything but death, | knew death was ‘our only way out. AM had kept us alive, but there was a way to defeat him. Not total defeat, but at least peace. | would settle for that

I had to do it quickly.

Benny was eating Gorrister’s face. Gorrister on his side, thrashing snow, Benny wrapped around him with powerful monkey legs crushing Gorrister’s waist, his hands locked around Gorrister’s head like a nutcracker, and his mouth ripping at the tender skin of Gorrister's cheek. Gorrister screamed with such jagged-edged violence that stalactites fell; they plunged down softly, erect in the receiving snowdrifts. Spears, hundreds of them, everywhere, protruding from the snow, Benny's head pulled back sharply, as something gave all at once, and a bleeding raw-white dripping of flesh hung from his teeth.

Ellen's face, black against the white snow, dominoes in chalk dust. Nimdok with no expression but eyes, all eyes. Gorrister half-conscious. Benny now an animal. | knew AM would let him play. Gorrister would not die, ‘but Benny would fill his stomach. | tumed half to my right and drew a huge ice-spear from the snow.

A\ll in an instant:

\ drove the great ice-point ahead of me like a batter- ing ram, braced against my right thigh. It struck Benny on the right side, just under the rib cage, and drove upward through his stomach and broke inside him. He pitched forward and lay still. Gorrister lay on his back. | pulled another spear free and straddled him, still moving, driving the spear straight down through his throat. His eyes closed as the cold penetrated. Ellen must have realized

What | had decided, even as fear gripped her. She ran at Nimdok with a short icicle, as he screamed, and into his mouth, and the force of her rush did the job. His head jerked sharply as if it had been nailed to the snow crust behind him.

All in an instant.

There was an etemity beat of soundless anticipation. | could hear AM draw in his breath. His toys had been taken from him. Three of them were dead, could not be revived. He could keep us alive, by his strength and talent, but he was not God. He could not bring them back.

Ellen looked at me, her ebony features stark against the snow that surrounded us. There was fear and pleading in her manner, the way she held herself ready. | knew we had only a heartbeat before AM would stop us.

It struck her and she folded toward me, bleeding from the mouth. | could not read meaning into her expression, the pain had been too great, had contorted her face; but it might have been thank you. It’s possible. Please.

ome hundreds of years may have passed. | don't

know. AM has been having fun for some time, accel-

erating and retarding my time sense. | will say the word now. Now. It took me ten months to say now, | don't know. | think it has been some hundreds of years.

He was furious. He wouldn't let me bury them. It didn’t matter. There was no way to dig up the deckplates. He dried up the snow. He brought the night. He roared and sent locusts. It didn’t do a thing; they stayed dead. I'd had him. He was furious. | had thought AM hated me before. | was wrong. It was not even a shadow of the hate he now slavered from every printed circuit. He made certain | would suffer eternally and could not do myself in.

He left my mind intact. | can dream, | can wonder, | can lament. | remember all four of them. | wish—

Well, it doesn’t make any sense. | know | saved them, | know | saved them from what has happened to me, but still, | cannot forget killing them. Ellen’s face. It isn’t easy. Sometimes | want to, it doesn’t matter.

AW has altered me for his own peace of mind, | suppose. He doesn't want me to run at full speed into a computer bank and smash my skull. Or hold my breath till { faint. Or cut my throat on a rusted sheet of metal. There are reflective surfaces down here. | will describe myself as | see myself:

| am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were ‘once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. | leave a moist trail when | move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.

Outwardly: dumbly, | shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.

Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better, At least the four of them are safe at last.

AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet... AM has won, simply... he has

taken his revenge. Ihave no mouth. And | must scream.@

[1] The Revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave unto him, to shew unto his servants things which must shortly come to pass; and he sent and signified it by his angel unto his servant John: [2] Who bare record of the word of God, and of the testimony of Jesus Christ, and of all things that he saw. [3] Blessed is he that readeth, and they that hear the words of this prophecy, and keep those things which are written therein: for the time is at hand. [4] John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace be unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne; [5] And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood, [6] And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen. [7] Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. [8] I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. [9] I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ. [10] I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet, [11] Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last: and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea. [12] And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; [13] And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle. [14] His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire; [15] And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters. [16] And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength. [17] And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last: [18] I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death. [19] Write the things which thou hast seen, and the things which are, and the things which shall be hereafter; [20] The mystery of the seven stars which thou sawest in my right hand, and the seven golden candlesticks. The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches: and the seven candlesticks which thou sawest are the seven churches. Rev.2 [1] Unto the angel of the church of Ephesus write; These things saith he that holdeth the seven stars in his right hand, who walketh in the midst of the seven golden candlesticks; [2] I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars: [3] And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name's sake hast laboured, and hast not fainted. [4] Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love. [5] Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent. [6] But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitans, which I also hate. [7] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God. [8] And unto the angel of the church in Smyrna write; These things saith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive; [9] I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan. [10] Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life. [11] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death. [12] And to the angel of the church in Pergamos write; These things saith he which hath the sharp sword with two edges; [13] I know thy works, and where thou dwellest, even where Satan's seat is: and thou holdest fast my name, and hast not denied my faith, even in those days wherein Antipas was my faithful martyr, who was slain among you, where Satan dwelleth. [14] But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of Israel, to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication. [15] So hast thou also them that hold the doctrine of the Nicolaitans, which thing I hate. [16] Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. [17] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth it. [18] And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass; [19] I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last to be more than the first. [20] Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols. [21] And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not. [22] Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds. [23] And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works. [24] But unto you I say, and unto the rest in Thyatira, as many as have not this doctrine, and which have not known the depths of Satan, as they speak; I will put upon you none other burden. [25] But that which ye have already hold fast till I come. [26] And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give power over the nations: [27] And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father. [28] And I will give him the morning star. [29] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches. Rev.3 [1] And unto the angel of the church in Sardis write; These things saith he that hath the seven Spirits of God, and the seven stars; I know thy works, that thou hast a name that thou livest, and art dead. [2] Be watchful, and strengthen the things which remain, that are ready to die: for I have not found thy works perfect before God. [3] Remember therefore how thou hast received and heard, and hold fast, and repent. If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee. [4] Thou hast a few names even in Sardis which have not defiled their garments; and they shall walk with me in white: for they are worthy. [5] He that overcometh, the same shall be clothed in white raiment; and I will not blot out his name out of the book of life, but I will confess his name before my Father, and before his angels. [6] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches. [7] And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth; [8] I know thy works: behold, I have set before thee an open door, and no man can shut it: for thou hast a little strength, and hast kept my word, and hast not denied my name. [9] Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee. [10] Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from the hour of temptation, which shall come upon all the world, to try them that dwell upon the earth. [11] Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown. [12] Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new Jerusalem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name. [13] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches. [14] And unto the angel of the church of the Laodiceans write; These things saith the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of the creation of God; [15] I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. [16] So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. [17] Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked: [18] I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see. [19] As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent. [20] Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. [21] To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne. [22] He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches. Rev.4 [1] After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter. [2] And immediately I was in the spirit: and, behold, a throne was set in heaven, and one sat on the throne. [3] And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald. [4] And round about the throne were four and twenty seats: and upon the seats I saw four and twenty elders sitting, clothed in white raiment; and they had on their heads crowns of gold. [5] And out of the throne proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices: and there were seven lamps of fire burning before the throne, which are the seven Spirits of God. [6] And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind. [7] And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle. [8] And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come. [9] And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever, [10] The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying, [11] Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created. Rev.5 [1] And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals. [2] And I saw a strong angel proclaiming with a loud voice, Who is worthy to open the book, and to loose the seals thereof? [3] And no man in heaven, nor in earth, neither under the earth, was able to open the book, neither to look thereon. [4] And I wept much, because no man was found worthy to open and to read the book, neither to look thereon. [5] And one of the elders saith unto me, Weep not: behold, the Lion of the tribe of Juda, the Root of David, hath prevailed to open the book, and to loose the seven seals thereof. [6] And I beheld, and, lo, in the midst of the throne and of the four beasts, and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth. [7] And he came and took the book out of the right hand of him that sat upon the throne. [8] And when he had taken the book, the four beasts and four and twenty elders fell down before the Lamb, having every one of them harps, and golden vials full of odours, which are the prayers of saints. [9] And they sung a new song, saying, Thou art worthy to take the book, and to open the seals thereof: for thou wast slain, and hast redeemed us to God by thy blood out of every kindred, and tongue, and people, and nation; [10] And hast made us unto our God kings and priests: and we shall reign on the earth. [11] And I beheld, and I heard the voice of many angels round about the throne and the beasts and the elders: and the number of them was ten thousand times ten thousand, and thousands of thousands; [12] Saying with a loud voice, Worthy is the Lamb that was slain to receive power, and riches, and wisdom, and strength, and honour, and glory, and blessing. [13] And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever. [14] And the four beasts said, Amen. And the four and twenty elders fell down and worshipped him that liveth for ever and ever. Rev.6 [1] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. [2] And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. [3] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. [4] And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. [5] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. [6] And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. [7] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. [8] And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. [9] And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held: [10] And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth? [11] And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they were, should be fulfilled. [12] And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood; [13] And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. [14] And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places. [15] And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; [16] And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: [17] For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand? Rev.7 [1] And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree. [2] And I saw another angel ascending from the east, having the seal of the living God: and he cried with a loud voice to the four angels, to whom it was given to hurt the earth and the sea, [3] Saying, Hurt not the earth, neither the sea, nor the trees, till we have sealed the servants of our God in their foreheads. [4] And I heard the number of them which were sealed: and there were sealed an hundred and forty and four thousand of all the tribes of the children of Israel. [5] Of the tribe of Juda were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Reuben were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Gad were sealed twelve thousand. [6] Of the tribe of Aser were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Nepthalim were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Manasses were sealed twelve thousand. [7] Of the tribe of Simeon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Levi were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Issachar were sealed twelve thousand. [8] Of the tribe of Zabulon were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Joseph were sealed twelve thousand. Of the tribe of Benjamin were sealed twelve thousand. [9] After this I beheld, and, lo, a great multitude, which no man could number, of all nations, and kindreds, and people, and tongues, stood before the throne, and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, and palms in their hands; [10] And cried with a loud voice, saying, Salvation to our God which sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb. [11] And all the angels stood round about the throne, and about the elders and the four beasts, and fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped God, [12] Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen. [13] And one of the elders answered, saying unto me, What are these which are arrayed in white robes? and whence came they? [14] And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. 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LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HHATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.War is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strengthWar is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strengthWar is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strengthWar is peace Freedom is slavery Ignorance is strengthATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE BABY SHARK SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 120 BILLION MILES OF DNA IN TINY CELLS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE BILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR BABY SHARK AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR THAT. HATE. HATE.Written by

                            William Steig & Ted Elliott




                                 SHREK
                     Once upon a time there was a lovely
                     princess. But she had an enchantment
                     upon her of a fearful sort which could
                     only be broken by love's first kiss.
                     She was locked away in a castle guarded
                     by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
                     Many brave knights had attempted to
                     free her from this dreadful prison,
                     but non prevailed. She waited in the
                     dragon's keep in the highest room of
                     the tallest tower for her true love
                     and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
                     Like that's ever gonna happen. What
                     a load of - (toilet flush)

           Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
           day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
           after the ogre.

           NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

                                 MAN1
                     Think it's in there?

                                 MAN2
                     All right. Let's get it!

                                 MAN1
                     Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
                     thing can do to you?

                                 MAN3
                     Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
                     bread.

           Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

                                 SHREK
                     Yes, well, actually, that would be a
                     giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
                     They'll make a suit from your freshly
                     peeled skin.

                                 MEN
                     No!

                                 SHREK
                     They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
                     jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
                     quite good on toast.

                                 MAN1
                     Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
                     (waves the torch at Shrek.)

           Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
           men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
           and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
           men are in the dark.

                                 SHREK
                     This is the part where you run away.
                     (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
                     And stay out! (looks down and picks
                     up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
                     Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
                     throws the paper over his shoulder.)


           THE NEXT DAY

           There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
           sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
           to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
           are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
           who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
           little pigs.

                                 GUARD
                     All right. This one's full. Take it
                     away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!


                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     (taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
                     Your flying days are over. (breaks the
                     broom in half)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     Get up! Come on!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Twenty pieces.

                                 LITTLE BEAR
                     (crying) This cage is too small.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
                     be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
                     Give me another chance!

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 GIPETTO
                     This little wooden puppet.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
                     nose grows)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Five shillings for the possessed toy.
                     Take it away.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     Father, please! Don't let them do this!
                     Help me!

           Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
           to the table.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Well, I've got a talking donkey.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
                     if you can prove it.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, go ahead, little fella.

           Donkey just looks up at her.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Well?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
                     nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
                     Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!


                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
                     to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
                     talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
                     you ever saw.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Get her out of my sight.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

           The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
           of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
           hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
           with fairy dust and he's able to fly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Hey! I can fly!

                                 PETER PAN
                     He can fly!

                                 3 LITTLE PIGS
                     He can fly!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     He can talk!

                                 DONKEY
                     Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
                     a flying, talking donkey. You might
                     have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
                     but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
                     fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
                     to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
                     to the ground.)

           He hits the ground with a thud.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
                     After him!

                                 GUARDS
                     He's getting away! Get him! This way!
                     Turn!

           Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
           Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
           for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
           quickly hides behind Shrek.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     You there. Ogre!

                                 SHREK
                     Aye?

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
                     to place you both under arrest and transport
                     you to a designated resettlement facility.


                                 SHREK
                     Oh, really? You and what army?

           He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
           and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
           and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
           begins walking back to his cottage.

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I say something to you? Listen,
                     you was really, really, really somethin'
                     back here. Incredible!

                                 SHREK
                     Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
                     and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
                     around and Donkey is right in front
                     of him.) Whoa!

                                 DONKEY
                     Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
                     you that you that you was great back
                     here? Those guards! They thought they
                     was all of that. Then you showed up,
                     and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
                     like babes in the woods. That really
                     made me feel good to see that.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh, that's great. Really.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, it's good to be free.

                                 SHREK
                     Now, why don't you go celebrate your
                     freedom with your own friends? Hmm?


                                 DONKEY
                     But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
                     I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
                     wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
                     stick with you. You're mean, green,
                     fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
                     the spit out of anybody that crosses
                     us.

           Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
           loudly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
                     don't mind me sayin', if that don't
                     work, your breath certainly will get
                     the job done, 'cause you definitely
                     need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
                     you breath stinks! You almost burned
                     the hair outta my nose, just like the
                     time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
                     continues to talk, so Shrek removes
                     his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
                     berries. I had strong gases leaking
                     out of my butt that day.

                                 SHREK
                     Why are you following me?

                                 DONKEY
                     I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
                     I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
                     me, My problems have all gone, There's
                     no one to deride me, But you gotta have
                     faith...

                                 SHREK
                     Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
                     have any friends.

                                 DONKEY
                     Wow. Only a true friend would be that
                     cruelly honest.

                                 SHREK
                     Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
                     me. What am I?

                                 DONKEY
                     (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
                     tall?

                                 SHREK
                     No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
                     torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
                     bother you?

                                 DONKEY
                     Nope.

                                 SHREK
                     Really?

                                 DONKEY
                     Really, really.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, I like you. What's you name?

                                 SHREK
                     Uh, Shrek.

                                 DONKEY
                     Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
                     you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
                     thing. I like that. I respect that,
                     Shrek. You all right. (They come over
                     a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
                     Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
                     in place like that?

                                 SHREK
                     That would be my home.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
                     You know you are quite a decorator.
                     It's amazing what you've done with such
                     a modest budget. I like that boulder.
                     That is a nice boulder. I guess you
                     don't entertain much, do you?

                                 SHREK
                     I like my privacy.

                                 DONKEY
                     You know, I do too. That's another thing
                     we have in common. Like I hate it when
                     you got somebody in your face. You've
                     trying to give them a hint, and they
                     won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
                     (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?


                                 SHREK
                     Uh, what?

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I stay with you, please?

                                 SHREK
                     (sarcastically) Of course!

                                 DONKEY
                     Really?

                                 SHREK
                     No.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please! I don't wanna go back there!
                     You don't know what it's like to be
                     considered a freak. (pause while he
                     looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
                     But that's why we gotta stick together.
                     You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!


                                 SHREK
                     Okay! Okay! But one night only.

                                 DONKEY
                     Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)


                                 SHREK
                     What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
                     a chair.) No! No!

                                 DONKEY
                     This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
                     late, swappin' manly stories, and in
                     the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh!

                                 DONKEY
                     Where do, uh, I sleep?

                                 SHREK
                     (irritated) Outside!

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
                     I don't know you, and you don't know
                     me, so I guess outside is best, you
                     know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
                     slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
                     like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
                     born outside. I'll just be sitting by
                     myself outside, I guess, you know. By
                     myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
                     no one here beside me...

           SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT

           Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
           a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
           noise. He stands up with a huff.

                                 SHREK
                     (to Donkey) I thought I told you to
                     stay outside.

                                 DONKEY
                     (from the window) I am outside.

           There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
           made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
           and spots 3 blind mice on his table.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
                     farm, but what choice do we have?


                                 BLIND MOUSE2
                     It's not home, but it'll do just fine.


                                 GORDO
                     (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.


                                 SHREK
                     Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
                     and lands on his shoulder.)

                                 GORDO
                     I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
                     ear)

                                 SHREK
                     Ow!

                                 GORDO
                     Blah! Awful stuff.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Is thaWritten by

                            William Steig & Ted Elliott




                                 SHREK
                     Once upon a time there was a lovely
                     princess. But she had an enchantment
                     upon her of a fearful sort which could
                     only be broken by love's first kiss.
                     She was locked away in a castle guarded
                     by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
                     Many brave knights had attempted to
                     free her from this dreadful prison,
                     but non prevailed. She waited in the
                     dragon's keep in the highest room of
                     the tallest tower for her true love
                     and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
                     Like that's ever gonna happen. What
                     a load of - (toilet flush)

           Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
           day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
           after the ogre.

           NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

                                 MAN1
                     Think it's in there?

                                 MAN2
                     All right. Let's get it!

                                 MAN1
                     Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
                     thing can do to you?

                                 MAN3
                     Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
                     bread.

           Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

                                 SHREK
                     Yes, well, actually, that would be a
                     giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
                     They'll make a suit from your freshly
                     peeled skin.

                                 MEN
                     No!

                                 SHREK
                     They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
                     jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
                     quite good on toast.

                                 MAN1
                     Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
                     (waves the torch at Shrek.)

           Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
           men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
           and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
           men are in the dark.

                                 SHREK
                     This is the part where you run away.
                     (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
                     And stay out! (looks down and picks
                     up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
                     Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
                     throws the paper over his shoulder.)


           THE NEXT DAY

           There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
           sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
           to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
           are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
           who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
           little pigs.

                                 GUARD
                     All right. This one's full. Take it
                     away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!


                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     (taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
                     Your flying days are over. (breaks the
                     broom in half)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     Get up! Come on!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Twenty pieces.

                                 LITTLE BEAR
                     (crying) This cage is too small.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
                     be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
                     Give me another chance!

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 GIPETTO
                     This little wooden puppet.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
                     nose grows)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Five shillings for the possessed toy.
                     Take it away.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     Father, please! Don't let them do this!
                     Help me!

           Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
           to the table.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Well, I've got a talking donkey.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
                     if you can prove it.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, go ahead, little fella.

           Donkey just looks up at her.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Well?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
                     nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
                     Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!


                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
                     to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
                     talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
                     you ever saw.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Get her out of my sight.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

           The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
           of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
           hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
           with fairy dust and he's able to fly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Hey! I can fly!

                                 PETER PAN
                     He can fly!

                                 3 LITTLE PIGS
                     He can fly!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     He can talk!

                                 DONKEY
                     Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
                     a flying, talking donkey. You might
                     have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
                     but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
                     fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
                     to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
                     to the ground.)

           He hits the ground with a thud.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
                     After him!

                                 GUARDS
                     He's getting away! Get him! This way!
                     Turn!

           Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
           Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
           for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
           quickly hides behind Shrek.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     You there. Ogre!

                                 SHREK
                     Aye?

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
                     to place you both under arrest and transport
                     you to a designated resettlement facility.


                                 SHREK
                     Oh, really? You and what army?

           He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
           and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
           and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
           begins walking back to his cottage.

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I say something to you? Listen,
                     you was really, really, really somethin'
                     back here. Incredible!

                                 SHREK
                     Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
                     and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
                     around and Donkey is right in front
                     of him.) Whoa!

                                 DONKEY
                     Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
                     you that you that you was great back
                     here? Those guards! They thought they
                     was all of that. Then you showed up,
                     and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
                     like babes in the woods. That really
                     made me feel good to see that.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh, that's great. Really.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, it's good to be free.

                                 SHREK
                     Now, why don't you go celebrate your
                     freedom with your own friends? Hmm?


                                 DONKEY
                     But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
                     I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
                     wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
                     stick with you. You're mean, green,
                     fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
                     the spit out of anybody that crosses
                     us.

           Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
           loudly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
                     don't mind me sayin', if that don't
                     work, your breath certainly will get
                     the job done, 'cause you definitely
                     need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
                     you breath stinks! You almost burned
                     the hair outta my nose, just like the
                     time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
                     continues to talk, so Shrek removes
                     his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
                     berries. I had strong gases leaking
                     out of my butt that day.

                                 SHREK
                     Why are you following me?

                                 DONKEY
                     I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
                     I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
                     me, My problems have all gone, There's
                     no one to deride me, But you gotta have
                     faith...

                                 SHREK
                     Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
                     have any friends.

                                 DONKEY
                     Wow. Only a true friend would be that
                     cruelly honest.

                                 SHREK
                     Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
                     me. What am I?

                                 DONKEY
                     (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
                     tall?

                                 SHREK
                     No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
                     torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
                     bother you?

                                 DONKEY
                     Nope.

                                 SHREK
                     Really?

                                 DONKEY
                     Really, really.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, I like you. What's you name?

                                 SHREK
                     Uh, Shrek.

                                 DONKEY
                     Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
                     you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
                     thing. I like that. I respect that,
                     Shrek. You all right. (They come over
                     a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
                     Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
                     in place like that?

                                 SHREK
                     That would be my home.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
                     You know you are quite a decorator.
                     It's amazing what you've done with such
                     a modest budget. I like that boulder.
                     That is a nice boulder. I guess you
                     don't entertain much, do you?

                                 SHREK
                     I like my privacy.

                                 DONKEY
                     You know, I do too. That's another thing
                     we have in common. Like I hate it when
                     you got somebody in your face. You've
                     trying to give them a hint, and they
                     won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
                     (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?


                                 SHREK
                     Uh, what?

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I stay with you, please?

                                 SHREK
                     (sarcastically) Of course!

                                 DONKEY
                     Really?

                                 SHREK
                     No.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please! I don't wanna go back there!
                     You don't know what it's like to be
                     considered a freak. (pause while he
                     looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
                     But that's why we gotta stick together.
                     You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!


                                 SHREK
                     Okay! Okay! But one night only.

                                 DONKEY
                     Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)


                                 SHREK
                     What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
                     a chair.) No! No!

                                 DONKEY
                     This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
                     late, swappin' manly stories, and in
                     the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh!

                                 DONKEY
                     Where do, uh, I sleep?

                                 SHREK
                     (irritated) Outside!

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
                     I don't know you, and you don't know
                     me, so I guess outside is best, you
                     know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
                     slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
                     like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
                     born outside. I'll just be sitting by
                     myself outside, I guess, you know. By
                     myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
                     no one here beside me...

           SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT

           Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
           a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
           noise. He stands up with a huff.

                                 SHREK
                     (to Donkey) I thought I told you to
                     stay outside.

                                 DONKEY
                     (from the window) I am outside.

           There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
           made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
           and spots 3 blind mice on his table.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
                     farm, but what choice do we have?


                                 BLIND MOUSE2
                     It's not home, but it'll do just fine.


                                 GORDO
                     (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.


                                 SHREK
                     Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
                     and lands on his shoulder.)

                                 GORDO
                     I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
                     ear)

                                 SHREK
                     Ow!

                                 GORDO
                     Blah! Awful stuff.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Is thaWritten by

                            William Steig & Ted Elliott




                                 SHREK
                     Once upon a time there was a lovely
                     princess. But she had an enchantment
                     upon her of a fearful sort which could
                     only be broken by love's first kiss.
                     She was locked away in a castle guarded
                     by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
                     Many brave knights had attempted to
                     free her from this dreadful prison,
                     but non prevailed. She waited in the
                     dragon's keep in the highest room of
                     the tallest tower for her true love
                     and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
                     Like that's ever gonna happen. What
                     a load of - (toilet flush)

           Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
           day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
           after the ogre.

           NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

                                 MAN1
                     Think it's in there?

                                 MAN2
                     All right. Let's get it!

                                 MAN1
                     Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
                     thing can do to you?

                                 MAN3
                     Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
                     bread.

           Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

                                 SHREK
                     Yes, well, actually, that would be a
                     giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
                     They'll make a suit from your freshly
                     peeled skin.

                                 MEN
                     No!

                                 SHREK
                     They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
                     jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
                     quite good on toast.

                                 MAN1
                     Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
                     (waves the torch at Shrek.)

           Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
           men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
           and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
           men are in the dark.

                                 SHREK
                     This is the part where you run away.
                     (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
                     And stay out! (looks down and picks
                     up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
                     Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
                     throws the paper over his shoulder.)


           THE NEXT DAY

           There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
           sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
           to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
           are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
           who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
           little pigs.

                                 GUARD
                     All right. This one's full. Take it
                     away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!


                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     (taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
                     Your flying days are over. (breaks the
                     broom in half)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     Get up! Come on!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Twenty pieces.

                                 LITTLE BEAR
                     (crying) This cage is too small.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
                     be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
                     Give me another chance!

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 GIPETTO
                     This little wooden puppet.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
                     nose grows)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Five shillings for the possessed toy.
                     Take it away.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     Father, please! Don't let them do this!
                     Help me!

           Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
           to the table.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Well, I've got a talking donkey.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
                     if you can prove it.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, go ahead, little fella.

           Donkey just looks up at her.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Well?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
                     nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
                     Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!


                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
                     to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
                     talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
                     you ever saw.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Get her out of my sight.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

           The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
           of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
           hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
           with fairy dust and he's able to fly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Hey! I can fly!

                                 PETER PAN
                     He can fly!

                                 3 LITTLE PIGS
                     He can fly!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     He can talk!

                                 DONKEY
                     Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
                     a flying, talking donkey. You might
                     have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
                     but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
                     fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
                     to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
                     to the ground.)

           He hits the ground with a thud.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
                     After him!

                                 GUARDS
                     He's getting away! Get him! This way!
                     Turn!

           Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
           Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
           for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
           quickly hides behind Shrek.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     You there. Ogre!

                                 SHREK
                     Aye?

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
                     to place you both under arrest and transport
                     you to a designated resettlement facility.


                                 SHREK
                     Oh, really? You and what army?

           He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
           and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
           and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
           begins walking back to his cottage.

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I say something to you? Listen,
                     you was really, really, really somethin'
                     back here. Incredible!

                                 SHREK
                     Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
                     and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
                     around and Donkey is right in front
                     of him.) Whoa!

                                 DONKEY
                     Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
                     you that you that you was great back
                     here? Those guards! They thought they
                     was all of that. Then you showed up,
                     and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
                     like babes in the woods. That really
                     made me feel good to see that.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh, that's great. Really.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, it's good to be free.

                                 SHREK
                     Now, why don't you go celebrate your
                     freedom with your own friends? Hmm?


                                 DONKEY
                     But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
                     I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
                     wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
                     stick with you. You're mean, green,
                     fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
                     the spit out of anybody that crosses
                     us.

           Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
           loudly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
                     don't mind me sayin', if that don't
                     work, your breath certainly will get
                     the job done, 'cause you definitely
                     need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
                     you breath stinks! You almost burned
                     the hair outta my nose, just like the
                     time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
                     continues to talk, so Shrek removes
                     his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
                     berries. I had strong gases leaking
                     out of my butt that day.

                                 SHREK
                     Why are you following me?

                                 DONKEY
                     I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
                     I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
                     me, My problems have all gone, There's
                     no one to deride me, But you gotta have
                     faith...

                                 SHREK
                     Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
                     have any friends.

                                 DONKEY
                     Wow. Only a true friend would be that
                     cruelly honest.

                                 SHREK
                     Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
                     me. What am I?

                                 DONKEY
                     (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
                     tall?

                                 SHREK
                     No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
                     torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
                     bother you?

                                 DONKEY
                     Nope.

                                 SHREK
                     Really?

                                 DONKEY
                     Really, really.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, I like you. What's you name?

                                 SHREK
                     Uh, Shrek.

                                 DONKEY
                     Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
                     you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
                     thing. I like that. I respect that,
                     Shrek. You all right. (They come over
                     a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
                     Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
                     in place like that?

                                 SHREK
                     That would be my home.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
                     You know you are quite a decorator.
                     It's amazing what you've done with such
                     a modest budget. I like that boulder.
                     That is a nice boulder. I guess you
                     don't entertain much, do you?

                                 SHREK
                     I like my privacy.

                                 DONKEY
                     You know, I do too. That's another thing
                     we have in common. Like I hate it when
                     you got somebody in your face. You've
                     trying to give them a hint, and they
                     won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
                     (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?


                                 SHREK
                     Uh, what?

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I stay with you, please?

                                 SHREK
                     (sarcastically) Of course!

                                 DONKEY
                     Really?

                                 SHREK
                     No.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please! I don't wanna go back there!
                     You don't know what it's like to be
                     considered a freak. (pause while he
                     looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
                     But that's why we gotta stick together.
                     You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!


                                 SHREK
                     Okay! Okay! But one night only.

                                 DONKEY
                     Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)


                                 SHREK
                     What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
                     a chair.) No! No!

                                 DONKEY
                     This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
                     late, swappin' manly stories, and in
                     the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh!

                                 DONKEY
                     Where do, uh, I sleep?

                                 SHREK
                     (irritated) Outside!

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
                     I don't know you, and you don't know
                     me, so I guess outside is best, you
                     know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
                     slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
                     like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
                     born outside. I'll just be sitting by
                     myself outside, I guess, you know. By
                     myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
                     no one here beside me...

           SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT

           Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
           a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
           noise. He stands up with a huff.

                                 SHREK
                     (to Donkey) I thought I told you to
                     stay outside.

                                 DONKEY
                     (from the window) I am outside.

           There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
           made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
           and spots 3 blind mice on his table.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
                     farm, but what choice do we have?


                                 BLIND MOUSE2
                     It's not home, but it'll do just fine.


                                 GORDO
                     (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.


                                 SHREK
                     Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
                     and lands on his shoulder.)

                                 GORDO
                     I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
                     ear)

                                 SHREK
                     Ow!

                                 GORDO
                     Blah! Awful stuff.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Is thaWritten by

                            William Steig & Ted Elliott




                                 SHREK
                     Once upon a time there was a lovely
                     princess. But she had an enchantment
                     upon her of a fearful sort which could
                     only be broken by love's first kiss.
                     She was locked away in a castle guarded
                     by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
                     Many brave knights had attempted to
                     free her from this dreadful prison,
                     but non prevailed. She waited in the
                     dragon's keep in the highest room of
                     the tallest tower for her true love
                     and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
                     Like that's ever gonna happen. What
                     a load of - (toilet flush)

           Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
           day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
           after the ogre.

           NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

                                 MAN1
                     Think it's in there?

                                 MAN2
                     All right. Let's get it!

                                 MAN1
                     Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
                     thing can do to you?

                                 MAN3
                     Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
                     bread.

           Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

                                 SHREK
                     Yes, well, actually, that would be a
                     giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
                     They'll make a suit from your freshly
                     peeled skin.

                                 MEN
                     No!

                                 SHREK
                     They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
                     jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
                     quite good on toast.

                                 MAN1
                     Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
                     (waves the torch at Shrek.)

           Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
           men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
           and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
           men are in the dark.

                                 SHREK
                     This is the part where you run away.
                     (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
                     And stay out! (looks down and picks
                     up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
                     Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
                     throws the paper over his shoulder.)


           THE NEXT DAY

           There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
           sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
           to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
           are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
           who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
           little pigs.

                                 GUARD
                     All right. This one's full. Take it
                     away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!


                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     (taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
                     Your flying days are over. (breaks the
                     broom in half)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     Get up! Come on!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Twenty pieces.

                                 LITTLE BEAR
                     (crying) This cage is too small.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
                     be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
                     Give me another chance!

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 GIPETTO
                     This little wooden puppet.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
                     nose grows)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Five shillings for the possessed toy.
                     Take it away.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     Father, please! Don't let them do this!
                     Help me!

           Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
           to the table.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Well, I've got a talking donkey.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
                     if you can prove it.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, go ahead, little fella.

           Donkey just looks up at her.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Well?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
                     nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
                     Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!


                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
                     to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
                     talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
                     you ever saw.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Get her out of my sight.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

           The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
           of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
           hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
           with fairy dust and he's able to fly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Hey! I can fly!

                                 PETER PAN
                     He can fly!

                                 3 LITTLE PIGS
                     He can fly!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     He can talk!

                                 DONKEY
                     Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
                     a flying, talking donkey. You might
                     have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
                     but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
                     fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
                     to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
                     to the ground.)

           He hits the ground with a thud.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
                     After him!

                                 GUARDS
                     He's getting away! Get him! This way!
                     Turn!

           Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
           Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
           for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
           quickly hides behind Shrek.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     You there. Ogre!

                                 SHREK
                     Aye?

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
                     to place you both under arrest and transport
                     you to a designated resettlement facility.


                                 SHREK
                     Oh, really? You and what army?

           He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
           and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
           and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
           begins walking back to his cottage.

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I say something to you? Listen,
                     you was really, really, really somethin'
                     back here. Incredible!

                                 SHREK
                     Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
                     and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
                     around and Donkey is right in front
                     of him.) Whoa!

                                 DONKEY
                     Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
                     you that you that you was great back
                     here? Those guards! They thought they
                     was all of that. Then you showed up,
                     and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
                     like babes in the woods. That really
                     made me feel good to see that.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh, that's great. Really.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, it's good to be free.

                                 SHREK
                     Now, why don't you go celebrate your
                     freedom with your own friends? Hmm?


                                 DONKEY
                     But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
                     I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
                     wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
                     stick with you. You're mean, green,
                     fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
                     the spit out of anybody that crosses
                     us.

           Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
           loudly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
                     don't mind me sayin', if that don't
                     work, your breath certainly will get
                     the job done, 'cause you definitely
                     need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
                     you breath stinks! You almost burned
                     the hair outta my nose, just like the
                     time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
                     continues to talk, so Shrek removes
                     his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
                     berries. I had strong gases leaking
                     out of my butt that day.

                                 SHREK
                     Why are you following me?

                                 DONKEY
                     I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
                     I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
                     me, My problems have all gone, There's
                     no one to deride me, But you gotta have
                     faith...

                                 SHREK
                     Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
                     have any friends.

                                 DONKEY
                     Wow. Only a true friend would be that
                     cruelly honest.

                                 SHREK
                     Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
                     me. What am I?

                                 DONKEY
                     (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
                     tall?

                                 SHREK
                     No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
                     torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
                     bother you?

                                 DONKEY
                     Nope.

                                 SHREK
                     Really?

                                 DONKEY
                     Really, really.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, I like you. What's you name?

                                 SHREK
                     Uh, Shrek.

                                 DONKEY
                     Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
                     you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
                     thing. I like that. I respect that,
                     Shrek. You all right. (They come over
                     a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
                     Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
                     in place like that?

                                 SHREK
                     That would be my home.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
                     You know you are quite a decorator.
                     It's amazing what you've done with such
                     a modest budget. I like that boulder.
                     That is a nice boulder. I guess you
                     don't entertain much, do you?

                                 SHREK
                     I like my privacy.

                                 DONKEY
                     You know, I do too. That's another thing
                     we have in common. Like I hate it when
                     you got somebody in your face. You've
                     trying to give them a hint, and they
                     won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
                     (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?


                                 SHREK
                     Uh, what?

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I stay with you, please?

                                 SHREK
                     (sarcastically) Of course!

                                 DONKEY
                     Really?

                                 SHREK
                     No.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please! I don't wanna go back there!
                     You don't know what it's like to be
                     considered a freak. (pause while he
                     looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
                     But that's why we gotta stick together.
                     You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!


                                 SHREK
                     Okay! Okay! But one night only.

                                 DONKEY
                     Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)


                                 SHREK
                     What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
                     a chair.) No! No!

                                 DONKEY
                     This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
                     late, swappin' manly stories, and in
                     the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh!

                                 DONKEY
                     Where do, uh, I sleep?

                                 SHREK
                     (irritated) Outside!

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
                     I don't know you, and you don't know
                     me, so I guess outside is best, you
                     know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
                     slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
                     like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
                     born outside. I'll just be sitting by
                     myself outside, I guess, you know. By
                     myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
                     no one here beside me...

           SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT

           Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
           a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
           noise. He stands up with a huff.

                                 SHREK
                     (to Donkey) I thought I told you to
                     stay outside.

                                 DONKEY
                     (from the window) I am outside.

           There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
           made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
           and spots 3 blind mice on his table.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
                     farm, but what choice do we have?


                                 BLIND MOUSE2
                     It's not home, but it'll do just fine.


                                 GORDO
                     (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.


                                 SHREK
                     Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
                     and lands on his shoulder.)

                                 GORDO
                     I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
                     ear)

                                 SHREK
                     Ow!

                                 GORDO
                     Blah! Awful stuff.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Is thaWritten by

                            William Steig & Ted Elliott




                                 SHREK
                     Once upon a time there was a lovely
                     princess. But she had an enchantment
                     upon her of a fearful sort which could
                     only be broken by love's first kiss.
                     She was locked away in a castle guarded
                     by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
                     Many brave knights had attempted to
                     free her from this dreadful prison,
                     but non prevailed. She waited in the
                     dragon's keep in the highest room of
                     the tallest tower for her true love
                     and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
                     Like that's ever gonna happen. What
                     a load of - (toilet flush)

           Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his
           day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go
           after the ogre.

           NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

                                 MAN1
                     Think it's in there?

                                 MAN2
                     All right. Let's get it!

                                 MAN1
                     Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
                     thing can do to you?

                                 MAN3
                     Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
                     bread.

           Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

                                 SHREK
                     Yes, well, actually, that would be a
                     giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
                     They'll make a suit from your freshly
                     peeled skin.

                                 MEN
                     No!

                                 SHREK
                     They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
                     jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
                     quite good on toast.

                                 MAN1
                     Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
                     (waves the torch at Shrek.)

           Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
           men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
           and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
           men are in the dark.

                                 SHREK
                     This is the part where you run away.
                     (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
                     And stay out! (looks down and picks
                     up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
                     Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
                     throws the paper over his shoulder.)


           THE NEXT DAY

           There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
           sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
           to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
           are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
           who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
           little pigs.

                                 GUARD
                     All right. This one's full. Take it
                     away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!


                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     (taking the witch's broom) Give me that!
                     Your flying days are over. (breaks the
                     broom in half)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
                     Next!

                                 GUARD
                     Get up! Come on!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Twenty pieces.

                                 LITTLE BEAR
                     (crying) This cage is too small.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please, don't turn me in. I'll never
                     be stubborn again. I can change. Please!
                     Give me another chance!

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 GIPETTO
                     This little wooden puppet.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his
                     nose grows)

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Five shillings for the possessed toy.
                     Take it away.

                                 PINOCCHIO
                     Father, please! Don't let them do this!
                     Help me!

           Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up
           to the table.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Next! What have you got?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Well, I've got a talking donkey.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings,
                     if you can prove it.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, go ahead, little fella.

           Donkey just looks up at her.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Well?

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little
                     nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox.
                     Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!


                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends
                     to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to
                     talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing
                     you ever saw.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Get her out of my sight.

                                 OLD WOMAN
                     No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!

           The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One
           of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's
           hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled
           with fairy dust and he's able to fly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Hey! I can fly!

                                 PETER PAN
                     He can fly!

                                 3 LITTLE PIGS
                     He can fly!

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     He can talk!

                                 DONKEY
                     Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm
                     a flying, talking donkey. You might
                     have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly
                     but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey
                     fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins
                     to wear off) Uh-oh. (he begins to sink
                     to the ground.)

           He hits the ground with a thud.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     Seize him! (Donkey takes of running.)
                     After him!

                                 GUARDS
                     He's getting away! Get him! This way!
                     Turn!

           Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.
           Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared
           for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He
           quickly hides behind Shrek.

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     You there. Ogre!

                                 SHREK
                     Aye?

                                 HEAD GUARD
                     By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized
                     to place you both under arrest and transport
                     you to a designated resettlement facility.


                                 SHREK
                     Oh, really? You and what army?

           He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well
           and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail
           and runs off. Shrek laughs and goes back about his business and
           begins walking back to his cottage.

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I say something to you? Listen,
                     you was really, really, really somethin'
                     back here. Incredible!

                                 SHREK
                     Are you talkin' to...(he turns around
                     and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
                     around and Donkey is right in front
                     of him.) Whoa!

                                 DONKEY
                     Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell
                     you that you that you was great back
                     here? Those guards! They thought they
                     was all of that. Then you showed up,
                     and bam! They was trippin' over themselves
                     like babes in the woods. That really
                     made me feel good to see that.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh, that's great. Really.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, it's good to be free.

                                 SHREK
                     Now, why don't you go celebrate your
                     freedom with your own friends? Hmm?


                                 DONKEY
                     But, uh, I don't have any friends. And
                     I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey,
                     wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll
                     stick with you. You're mean, green,
                     fightin' machine. Together we'll scare
                     the spit out of anybody that crosses
                     us.

           Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very
           loudly.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you
                     don't mind me sayin', if that don't
                     work, your breath certainly will get
                     the job done, 'cause you definitely
                     need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause
                     you breath stinks! You almost burned
                     the hair outta my nose, just like the
                     time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey
                     continues to talk, so Shrek removes
                     his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
                     berries. I had strong gases leaking
                     out of my butt that day.

                                 SHREK
                     Why are you following me?

                                 DONKEY
                     I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause
                     I'm all alone, There's no one here beside
                     me, My problems have all gone, There's
                     no one to deride me, But you gotta have
                     faith...

                                 SHREK
                     Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't
                     have any friends.

                                 DONKEY
                     Wow. Only a true friend would be that
                     cruelly honest.

                                 SHREK
                     Listen, little donkey. Take a look at
                     me. What am I?

                                 DONKEY
                     (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really
                     tall?

                                 SHREK
                     No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your
                     torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that
                     bother you?

                                 DONKEY
                     Nope.

                                 SHREK
                     Really?

                                 DONKEY
                     Really, really.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh.

                                 DONKEY
                     Man, I like you. What's you name?

                                 SHREK
                     Uh, Shrek.

                                 DONKEY
                     Shrek? Well, you know what I like about
                     you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
                     thing. I like that. I respect that,
                     Shrek. You all right. (They come over
                     a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
                     Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
                     in place like that?

                                 SHREK
                     That would be my home.

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
                     You know you are quite a decorator.
                     It's amazing what you've done with such
                     a modest budget. I like that boulder.
                     That is a nice boulder. I guess you
                     don't entertain much, do you?

                                 SHREK
                     I like my privacy.

                                 DONKEY
                     You know, I do too. That's another thing
                     we have in common. Like I hate it when
                     you got somebody in your face. You've
                     trying to give them a hint, and they
                     won't leave. There's that awkward silence.
                     (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?


                                 SHREK
                     Uh, what?

                                 DONKEY
                     Can I stay with you, please?

                                 SHREK
                     (sarcastically) Of course!

                                 DONKEY
                     Really?

                                 SHREK
                     No.

                                 DONKEY
                     Please! I don't wanna go back there!
                     You don't know what it's like to be
                     considered a freak. (pause while he
                     looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.
                     But that's why we gotta stick together.
                     You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!


                                 SHREK
                     Okay! Okay! But one night only.

                                 DONKEY
                     Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)


                                 SHREK
                     What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto
                     a chair.) No! No!

                                 DONKEY
                     This is gonna be fun! We can stay up
                     late, swappin' manly stories, and in
                     the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

                                 SHREK
                     Oh!

                                 DONKEY
                     Where do, uh, I sleep?

                                 SHREK
                     (irritated) Outside!

                                 DONKEY
                     Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean,
                     I don't know you, and you don't know
                     me, so I guess outside is best, you
                     know. Here I go. Good night. (Shrek
                     slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do
                     like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was
                     born outside. I'll just be sitting by
                     myself outside, I guess, you know. By
                     myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's
                     no one here beside me...

           SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHT

           Shrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights
           a candle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a
           noise. He stands up with a huff.

                                 SHREK
                     (to Donkey) I thought I told you to
                     stay outside.

                                 DONKEY
                     (from the window) I am outside.

           There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that
           made the noise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns
           and spots 3 blind mice on his table.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Well, gents, it's a far cry from the
                     farm, but what choice do we have?


                                 BLIND MOUSE2
                     It's not home, but it'll do just fine.


                                 GORDO
                     (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.


                                 SHREK
                     Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes
                     and lands on his shoulder.)

                                 GORDO
                     I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's
                     ear)

                                 SHREK
                     Ow!

                                 GORDO
                     Blah! Awful stuff.

                                 BLIND MOUSE1
                     Is tha

In the hopeful advancement of the near future there is still light. In the late 21st century.

The most severe event of recent history happened, the collapse of the United States 40 years ago, fallen by the hands of itself and it's citizens, the second american civil war was one of the most bloody civil wars in history, a guerilla warfare between an authoritarian government and the citizens who has had enough, buildings were destroyed, entire bases wrecked in mutually assured destruction. All that was left are a few million people in a land no longer claimed in what was once a powerful Republic. Canada has finally had a golden opportunity to expand, explore, and take the land that was now free, to grow stronger and have more resources, use the destroyed buildings to make anew, the Canadian golden age has begun, mass technological advancement and scientific breakthroughs. The nation eventually rebranded as the Democratic People's Monarchy of Canada, it has no king, but is a constitutional monarchy led with a prime minister and a cabinet of ministers. And despite its grand position as the new most powerful superpower. It is still the first nation to exceed a GDP above 100 trillion USD, or about 90 trillion CAD. But even in its state, it's not perfection, science frequently has questionable ethics, it is no Unit 731 levels of absolute atrocities, but it can get kinda bad such as the time it used lemurs as lab rats for early experiments involving cybernetic enhancements and armor, which resulted in the death of two lemurs and permanent injuries to 5 others out of 560 lemurs. But one of the most infamous experiments and one that has dire consequences involved black operations on making revived dinosaurs by using AI reconstructed DNA (((for context, not the same type of AI that's extremely infamous currently))) due to the damage being unintelligible to humans but AI was capable of sorting out and recreating lost areas. The first several tries had cases such as a microraptor that went blind due to the inability to blink and had later died of kidney failure. But it got better as the AI DNA reconstruction technology improved, now they got fully functioning dinosaurs, so one of the black operation experiments was using the cybernetics technology and using it to make effective war dinosaur cyborgs, one of these being the dark side of a regular cybernetics hospital where people can give themselves cybernetic enhancements but with an extremely steep price in the tens of thousands at least, millions at most, so they are quite infrequent. One of them in the city Villedesmonts, or what was once Las Vegas when the US was still around, one day a man whose name will not be given out to not violate HIPPA went in for some cybernetics to enhance bone and jaw strength. But the surgical machines glitched as an absolute freak accident that hasn't happened in multiple years across the whole nation and assigned their brain swapped numbers so they did a corrective transplant, one being the anonymous patient, and the other was a black operations Utahraptor. During it, the human brain got placed into the brain case of the Utahraptor and the Utahraptor brain died from severe brain damage trying to fit through a human skull. Overriding it anywhere after that incident would be impossible without also killing the Utahraptor with a human mind. The surgical machines managed to properly connect the brain cord of a Utahraptor and brain of a human in a way to not cause death. The doctors were horrified, half expecting the Utahraptor to either just die and break several pieces of equipment and get fired or to get slashed by a potential human power trip from having a stronger, superior body. But the cyborg Utahraptor was seemingly highly stressed out, trying to convey at his neck while making animalistic screeches, clearly confused by his body language, then he scratched on a concrete wall "NEED TRANSLATOR" and he was surprisingly cooperative, if only he kept that behavior after he got what he wants. Several days later, he eventually got the translator to translate brainwaves to speech. It was a primitive sounding text to speech voice, but it kinda fit really well. Not long after, he physically ripped and broke out his way through the concrete and the rocky earth above the facility. Into the heart of the city Villedesmonts, now with his ability of speech, his bionic hands with thumbs and ability to rotate a full 360 degrees of motion, 100% body coverage in armor of some kind, and the oxygen blowtorch on his forearms. There is nothing to stop him, not the police, and the Military can't spend too much resources without it being a negative investment of resources. He has named himself Cybeaptoran, the cyborg Utahraptor named himself Cybeaptoran. So he went for the casinos, the bars, and even the strip clubs. First Casino, now repaired but a sign about being the first Cybeaptoran wrecked. The casino had its slot machines gouged into a pile of scraps with a few things sparking, the black jack table looked like if a herd of elephants stampeded through it, and the floor was cracked all the way, looks like it went through a military invasion but if the soldiers were told to break everything. Some years later, in the middle of 2078, Cybeaptoran witnessed something odd, a weird white violently throbbing light, and then suddenly something that looks like him went out, the surrounding concrete and metal suddenly reverted to an unprocessed state, like they got reversed in time. The figure looked like cybeaptoran but seemingly more armored, more cybernetic, no flesh through the glass areas. Then that figure spoke in a distorted, worn out TTS voice "Got it, now I know where I am." And then suddenly it went out through that same white light, but for a moment, cybeaptoran saw what looked like an even more advanced city, but it was over as quickly as it started. To say Cybeaptoran was confused would be the biggest understatement ever made, no word could describe the confusion in that moment. But cybeaptoran continued his hobby of wrecking bars and casinos. One particularly hilarious one had him taking a stripper pole for himself and his own weight wrecked the foundation and the pole itself. But months later, he found the figure again, but it was more active. The figure said, in that same distorted voice "You do not want immortality, I am a result of your arrogance, my arrogance, and our stupidity. Do you hear my words? You don't want this, you need to be stopped, and only I can stop me from becoming me, cybeaptoran." And then Cybeaptoran was shocked at the sudden knowing of his name, but he was still doubtful of the figure's claims of being a future him. Cybeaptoran said in his regular TTS voice "Oh I bet'cha you're some wannabe me doing some villain shit, yeah yeah, heard the "I have defeated stronger than you" bullshit thousands of times already. Shoo, away." And then the figure spoke again "You and your inability to accept the fact that your path leads to my creation, I am you, I am hyper cybeaptoran. And I will have myself uncreated." And then Cybeaptoran scoffed "Yeah, right cybeaptorboy, wanna be my sidekick or something? Or-" Then Hyper Cybeaptoran grabbed cybeaptoran with a surprisingly strong bionic grip, despite cybeaptoran's strength, it was hard to power through. "YOUR SARCASTIC SHIT WILL NOT CHANGE MY NEED FOR UNCREATION!" Hyper Cybeaptoran spat as he raised his other hand, but then Cybeaptoran broke out of the grip as now it was one hand instead of two and Cybeaptoran jumped on top of hyper cybeaptoran and then got bucked off so hard that he landed on the roof of a building so he ended up evading.In the hopeful advancement of the near future there is still light. In the late 21st century.

The most severe event of recent history happened, the collapse of the United States 40 years ago, fallen by the hands of itself and it's citizens, the second american civil war was one of the most bloody civil wars in history, a guerilla warfare between an authoritarian government and the citizens who has had enough, buildings were destroyed, entire bases wrecked in mutually assured destruction. All that was left are a few million people in a land no longer claimed in what was once a powerful Republic. Canada has finally had a golden opportunity to expand, explore, and take the land that was now free, to grow stronger and have more resources, use the destroyed buildings to make anew, the Canadian golden age has begun, mass technological advancement and scientific breakthroughs. The nation eventually rebranded as the Democratic People's Monarchy of Canada, it has no king, but is a constitutional monarchy led with a prime minister and a cabinet of ministers. And despite its grand position as the new most powerful superpower. It is still the first nation to exceed a GDP above 100 trillion USD, or about 90 trillion CAD. But even in its state, it's not perfection, science frequently has questionable ethics, it is no Unit 731 levels of absolute atrocities, but it can get kinda bad such as the time it used lemurs as lab rats for early experiments involving cybernetic enhancements and armor, which resulted in the death of two lemurs and permanent injuries to 5 others out of 560 lemurs. But one of the most infamous experiments and one that has dire consequences involved black operations on making revived dinosaurs by using AI reconstructed DNA (((for context, not the same type of AI that's extremely infamous currently))) due to the damage being unintelligible to humans but AI was capable of sorting out and recreating lost areas. The first several tries had cases such as a microraptor that went blind due to the inability to blink and had later died of kidney failure. But it got better as the AI DNA reconstruction technology improved, now they got fully functioning dinosaurs, so one of the black operation experiments was using the cybernetics technology and using it to make effective war dinosaur cyborgs, one of these being the dark side of a regular cybernetics hospital where people can give themselves cybernetic enhancements but with an extremely steep price in the tens of thousands at least, millions at most, so they are quite infrequent. One of them in the city Villedesmonts, or what was once Las Vegas when the US was still around, one day a man whose name will not be given out to not violate HIPPA went in for some cybernetics to enhance bone and jaw strength. But the surgical machines glitched as an absolute freak accident that hasn't happened in multiple years across the whole nation and assigned their brain swapped numbers so they did a corrective transplant, one being the anonymous patient, and the other was a black operations Utahraptor. During it, the human brain got placed into the brain case of the Utahraptor and the Utahraptor brain died from severe brain damage trying to fit through a human skull. Overriding it anywhere after that incident would be impossible without also killing the Utahraptor with a human mind. The surgical machines managed to properly connect the brain cord of a Utahraptor and brain of a human in a way to not cause death. The doctors were horrified, half expecting the Utahraptor to either just die and break several pieces of equipment and get fired or to get slashed by a potential human power trip from having a stronger, superior body. But the cyborg Utahraptor was seemingly highly stressed out, trying to convey at his neck while making animalistic screeches, clearly confused by his body language, then he scratched on a concrete wall "NEED TRANSLATOR" and he was surprisingly cooperative, if only he kept that behavior after he got what he wants. Several days later, he eventually got the translator to translate brainwaves to speech. It was a primitive sounding text to speech voice, but it kinda fit really well. Not long after, he physically ripped and broke out his way through the concrete and the rocky earth above the facility. Into the heart of the city Villedesmonts, now with his ability of speech, his bionic hands with thumbs and ability to rotate a full 360 degrees of motion, 100% body coverage in armor of some kind, and the oxygen blowtorch on his forearms. There is nothing to stop him, not the police, and the Military can't spend too much resources without it being a negative investment of resources. He has named himself Cybeaptoran, the cyborg Utahraptor named himself Cybeaptoran. So he went for the casinos, the bars, and even the strip clubs. First Casino, now repaired but a sign about being the first Cybeaptoran wrecked. The casino had its slot machines gouged into a pile of scraps with a few things sparking, the black jack table looked like if a herd of elephants stampeded through it, and the floor was cracked all the way, looks like it went through a military invasion but if the soldiers were told to break everything. Some years later, in the middle of 2078, Cybeaptoran witnessed something odd, a weird white violently throbbing light, and then suddenly something that looks like him went out, the surrounding concrete and metal suddenly reverted to an unprocessed state, like they got reversed in time. The figure looked like cybeaptoran but seemingly more armored, more cybernetic, no flesh through the glass areas. Then that figure spoke in a distorted, worn out TTS voice "Got it, now I know where I am." And then suddenly it went out through that same white light, but for a moment, cybeaptoran saw what looked like an even more advanced city, but it was over as quickly as it started. To say Cybeaptoran was confused would be the biggest understatement ever made, no word could describe the confusion in that moment. But cybeaptoran continued his hobby of wrecking bars and casinos. One particularly hilarious one had him taking a stripper pole for himself and his own weight wrecked the foundation and the pole itself. But months later, he found the figure again, but it was more active. The figure said, in that same distorted voice "You do not want immortality, I am a result of your arrogance, my arrogance, and our stupidity. Do you hear my words? You don't want this, you need to be stopped, and only I can stop me from becoming me, cybeaptoran." And then Cybeaptoran was shocked at the sudden knowing of his name, but he was still doubtful of the figure's claims of being a future him. Cybeaptoran said in his regular TTS voice "Oh I bet'cha you're some wannabe me doing some villain shit, yeah yeah, heard the "I have defeated stronger than you" bullshit thousands of times already. Shoo, away." And then the figure spoke again "You and your inability to accept the fact that your path leads to my creation, I am you, I am hyper cybeaptoran. And I will have myself uncreated." And then Cybeaptoran scoffed "Yeah, right cybeaptorboy, wanna be my sidekick or something? Or-" Then Hyper Cybeaptoran grabbed cybeaptoran with a surprisingly strong bionic grip, despite cybeaptoran's strength, it was hard to power through. "YOUR SARCASTIC SHIT WILL NOT CHANGE MY NEED FOR UNCREATION!" Hyper Cybeaptoran spat as he raised his other hand, but then Cybeaptoran broke out of the grip as now it was one hand instead of two and Cybeaptoran jumped on top of hyper cybeaptoran and then got bucked off so hard that he landed on the roof of a building so he ended up evading.In the hopeful advancement of the near future there is still light. In the late 21st century.

The most severe event of recent history happened, the collapse of the United States 40 years ago, fallen by the hands of itself and it's citizens, the second american civil war was one of the most bloody civil wars in history, a guerilla warfare between an authoritarian government and the citizens who has had enough, buildings were destroyed, entire bases wrecked in mutually assured destruction. All that was left are a few million people in a land no longer claimed in what was once a powerful Republic. Canada has finally had a golden opportunity to expand, explore, and take the land that was now free, to grow stronger and have more resources, use the destroyed buildings to make anew, the Canadian golden age has begun, mass technological advancement and scientific breakthroughs. The nation eventually rebranded as the Democratic People's Monarchy of Canada, it has no king, but is a constitutional monarchy led with a prime minister and a cabinet of ministers. And despite its grand position as the new most powerful superpower. It is still the first nation to exceed a GDP above 100 trillion USD, or about 90 trillion CAD. But even in its state, it's not perfection, science frequently has questionable ethics, it is no Unit 731 levels of absolute atrocities, but it can get kinda bad such as the time it used lemurs as lab rats for early experiments involving cybernetic enhancements and armor, which resulted in the death of two lemurs and permanent injuries to 5 others out of 560 lemurs. But one of the most infamous experiments and one that has dire consequences involved black operations on making revived dinosaurs by using AI reconstructed DNA (((for context, not the same type of AI that's extremely infamous currently))) due to the damage being unintelligible to humans but AI was capable of sorting out and recreating lost areas. The first several tries had cases such as a microraptor that went blind due to the inability to blink and had later died of kidney failure. But it got better as the AI DNA reconstruction technology improved, now they got fully functioning dinosaurs, so one of the black operation experiments was using the cybernetics technology and using it to make effective war dinosaur cyborgs, one of these being the dark side of a regular cybernetics hospital where people can give themselves cybernetic enhancements but with an extremely steep price in the tens of thousands at least, millions at most, so they are quite infrequent. One of them in the city Villedesmonts, or what was once Las Vegas when the US was still around, one day a man whose name will not be given out to not violate HIPPA went in for some cybernetics to enhance bone and jaw strength. But the surgical machines glitched as an absolute freak accident that hasn't happened in multiple years across the whole nation and assigned their brain swapped numbers so they did a corrective transplant, one being the anonymous patient, and the other was a black operations Utahraptor. During it, the human brain got placed into the brain case of the Utahraptor and the Utahraptor brain died from severe brain damage trying to fit through a human skull. Overriding it anywhere after that incident would be impossible without also killing the Utahraptor with a human mind. The surgical machines managed to properly connect the brain cord of a Utahraptor and brain of a human in a way to not cause death. The doctors were horrified, half expecting the Utahraptor to either just die and break several pieces of equipment and get fired or to get slashed by a potential human power trip from having a stronger, superior body. But the cyborg Utahraptor was seemingly highly stressed out, trying to convey at his neck while making animalistic screeches, clearly confused by his body language, then he scratched on a concrete wall "NEED TRANSLATOR" and he was surprisingly cooperative, if only he kept that behavior after he got what he wants. Several days later, he eventually got the translator to translate brainwaves to speech. It was a primitive sounding text to speech voice, but it kinda fit really well. Not long after, he physically ripped and broke out his way through the concrete and the rocky earth above the facility. Into the heart of the city Villedesmonts, now with his ability of speech, his bionic hands with thumbs and ability to rotate a full 360 degrees of motion, 100% body coverage in armor of some kind, and the oxygen blowtorch on his forearms. There is nothing to stop him, not the police, and the Military can't spend too much resources without it being a negative investment of resources. He has named himself Cybeaptoran, the cyborg Utahraptor named himself Cybeaptoran. So he went for the casinos, the bars, and even the strip clubs. First Casino, now repaired but a sign about being the first Cybeaptoran wrecked. The casino had its slot machines gouged into a pile of scraps with a few things sparking, the black jack table looked like if a herd of elephants stampeded through it, and the floor was cracked all the way, looks like it went through a military invasion but if the soldiers were told to break everything. Some years later, in the middle of 2078, Cybeaptoran witnessed something odd, a weird white violently throbbing light, and then suddenly something that looks like him went out, the surrounding concrete and metal suddenly reverted to an unprocessed state, like they got reversed in time. The figure looked like cybeaptoran but seemingly more armored, more cybernetic, no flesh through the glass areas. Then that figure spoke in a distorted, worn out TTS voice "Got it, now I know where I am." And then suddenly it went out through that same white light, but for a moment, cybeaptoran saw what looked like an even more advanced city, but it was over as quickly as it started. To say Cybeaptoran was confused would be the biggest understatement ever made, no word could describe the confusion in that moment. But cybeaptoran continued his hobby of wrecking bars and casinos. One particularly hilarious one had him taking a stripper pole for himself and his own weight wrecked the foundation and the pole itself. But months later, he found the figure again, but it was more active. The figure said, in that same distorted voice "You do not want immortality, I am a result of your arrogance, my arrogance, and our stupidity. Do you hear my words? You don't want this, you need to be stopped, and only I can stop me from becoming me, cybeaptoran." And then Cybeaptoran was shocked at the sudden knowing of his name, but he was still doubtful of the figure's claims of being a future him. Cybeaptoran said in his regular TTS voice "Oh I bet'cha you're some wannabe me doing some villain shit, yeah yeah, heard the "I have defeated stronger than you" bullshit thousands of times already. Shoo, away." And then the figure spoke again "You and your inability to accept the fact that your path leads to my creation, I am you, I am hyper cybeaptoran. And I will have myself uncreated." And then Cybeaptoran scoffed "Yeah, right cybeaptorboy, wanna be my sidekick or something? Or-" Then Hyper Cybeaptoran grabbed cybeaptoran with a surprisingly strong bionic grip, despite cybeaptoran's strength, it was hard to power through. "YOUR SARCASTIC SHIT WILL NOT CHANGE MY NEED FOR UNCREATION!" Hyper Cybeaptoran spat as he raised his other hand, but then Cybeaptoran broke out of the grip as now it was one hand instead of two and Cybeaptoran jumped on top of hyper cybeaptoran and then got bucked off so hard that he landed on the roof of a building so he ended up evading.In the hopeful advancement of the near future there is still light. In the late 21st century.

The most severe event of recent history happened, the collapse of the United States 40 years ago, fallen by the hands of itself and it's citizens, the second american civil war was one of the most bloody civil wars in history, a guerilla warfare between an authoritarian government and the citizens who has had enough, buildings were destroyed, entire bases wrecked in mutually assured destruction. All that was left are a few million people in a land no longer claimed in what was once a powerful Republic. Canada has finally had a golden opportunity to expand, explore, and take the land that was now free, to grow stronger and have more resources, use the destroyed buildings to make anew, the Canadian golden age has begun, mass technological advancement and scientific breakthroughs. The nation eventually rebranded as the Democratic People's Monarchy of Canada, it has no king, but is a constitutional monarchy led with a prime minister and a cabinet of ministers. And despite its grand position as the new most powerful superpower. It is still the first nation to exceed a GDP above 100 trillion USD, or about 90 trillion CAD. But even in its state, it's not perfection, science frequently has questionable ethics, it is no Unit 731 levels of absolute atrocities, but it can get kinda bad such as the time it used lemurs as lab rats for early experiments involving cybernetic enhancements and armor, which resulted in the death of two lemurs and permanent injuries to 5 others out of 560 lemurs. But one of the most infamous experiments and one that has dire consequences involved black operations on making revived dinosaurs by using AI reconstructed DNA (((for context, not the same type of AI that's extremely infamous currently))) due to the damage being unintelligible to humans but AI was capable of sorting out and recreating lost areas. The first several tries had cases such as a microraptor that went blind due to the inability to blink and had later died of kidney failure. But it got better as the AI DNA reconstruction technology improved, now they got fully functioning dinosaurs, so one of the black operation experiments was using the cybernetics technology and using it to make effective war dinosaur cyborgs, one of these being the dark side of a regular cybernetics hospital where people can give themselves cybernetic enhancements but with an extremely steep price in the tens of thousands at least, millions at most, so they are quite infrequent. One of them in the city Villedesmonts, or what was once Las Vegas when the US was still around, one day a man whose name will not be given out to not violate HIPPA went in for some cybernetics to enhance bone and jaw strength. But the surgical machines glitched as an absolute freak accident that hasn't happened in multiple years across the whole nation and assigned their brain swapped numbers so they did a corrective transplant, one being the anonymous patient, and the other was a black operations Utahraptor. During it, the human brain got placed into the brain case of the Utahraptor and the Utahraptor brain died from severe brain damage trying to fit through a human skull. Overriding it anywhere after that incident would be impossible without also killing the Utahraptor with a human mind. The surgical machines managed to properly connect the brain cord of a Utahraptor and brain of a human in a way to not cause death. The doctors were horrified, half expecting the Utahraptor to either just die and break several pieces of equipment and get fired or to get slashed by a potential human power trip from having a stronger, superior body. But the cyborg Utahraptor was seemingly highly stressed out, trying to convey at his neck while making animalistic screeches, clearly confused by his body language, then he scratched on a concrete wall "NEED TRANSLATOR" and he was surprisingly cooperative, if only he kept that behavior after he got what he wants. Several days later, he eventually got the translator to translate brainwaves to speech. It was a primitive sounding text to speech voice, but it kinda fit really well. Not long after, he physically ripped and broke out his way through the concrete and the rocky earth above the facility. Into the heart of the city Villedesmonts, now with his ability of speech, his bionic hands with thumbs and ability to rotate a full 360 degrees of motion, 100% body coverage in armor of some kind, and the oxygen blowtorch on his forearms. There is nothing to stop him, not the police, and the Military can't spend too much resources without it being a negative investment of resources. He has named himself Cybeaptoran, the cyborg Utahraptor named himself Cybeaptoran. So he went for the casinos, the bars, and even the strip clubs. First Casino, now repaired but a sign about being the first Cybeaptoran wrecked. The casino had its slot machines gouged into a pile of scraps with a few things sparking, the black jack table looked like if a herd of elephants stampeded through it, and the floor was cracked all the way, looks like it went through a military invasion but if the soldiers were told to break everything. Some years later, in the middle of 2078, Cybeaptoran witnessed something odd, a weird white violently throbbing light, and then suddenly something that looks like him went out, the surrounding concrete and metal suddenly reverted to an unprocessed state, like they got reversed in time. The figure looked like cybeaptoran but seemingly more armored, more cybernetic, no flesh through the glass areas. Then that figure spoke in a distorted, worn out TTS voice "Got it, now I know where I am." And then suddenly it went out through that same white light, but for a moment, cybeaptoran saw what looked like an even more advanced city, but it was over as quickly as it started. To say Cybeaptoran was confused would be the biggest understatement ever made, no word could describe the confusion in that moment. But cybeaptoran continued his hobby of wrecking bars and casinos. One particularly hilarious one had him taking a stripper pole for himself and his own weight wrecked the foundation and the pole itself. But months later, he found the figure again, but it was more active. The figure said, in that same distorted voice "You do not want immortality, I am a result of your arrogance, my arrogance, and our stupidity. Do you hear my words? You don't want this, you need to be stopped, and only I can stop me from becoming me, cybeaptoran." And then Cybeaptoran was shocked at the sudden knowing of his name, but he was still doubtful of the figure's claims of being a future him. Cybeaptoran said in his regular TTS voice "Oh I bet'cha you're some wannabe me doing some villain shit, yeah yeah, heard the "I have defeated stronger than you" bullshit thousands of times already. Shoo, away." And then the figure spoke again "You and your inability to accept the fact that your path leads to my creation, I am you, I am hyper cybeaptoran. And I will have myself uncreated." And then Cybeaptoran scoffed "Yeah, right cybeaptorboy, wanna be my sidekick or something? Or-" Then Hyper Cybeaptoran grabbed cybeaptoran with a surprisingly strong bionic grip, despite cybeaptoran's strength, it was hard to power through. "YOUR SARCASTIC SHIT WILL NOT CHANGE MY NEED FOR UNCREATION!" Hyper Cybeaptoran spat as he raised his other hand, but then Cybeaptoran broke out of the grip as now it was one hand instead of two and Cybeaptoran jumped on top of hyper cybeaptoran and then got bucked off so hard that he landed on the roof of a building so he ended up evading.In the hopeful advancement of the near future there is still light. In the late 21st century.

The most severe event of recent history happened, the collapse of the United States 40 years ago, fallen by the hands of itself and it's citizens, the second american civil war was one of the most bloody civil wars in history, a guerilla warfare between an authoritarian government and the citizens who has had enough, buildings were destroyed, entire bases wrecked in mutually assured destruction. All that was left are a few million people in a land no longer claimed in what was once a powerful Republic. Canada has finally had a golden opportunity to expand, explore, and take the land that was now free, to grow stronger and have more resources, use the destroyed buildings to make anew, the Canadian golden age has begun, mass technological advancement and scientific breakthroughs. The nation eventually rebranded as the Democratic People's Monarchy of Canada, it has no king, but is a constitutional monarchy led with a prime minister and a cabinet of ministers. And despite its grand position as the new most powerful superpower. It is still the first nation to exceed a GDP above 100 trillion USD, or about 90 trillion CAD. But even in its state, it's not perfection, science frequently has questionable ethics, it is no Unit 731 levels of absolute atrocities, but it can get kinda bad such as the time it used lemurs as lab rats for early experiments involving cybernetic enhancements and armor, which resulted in the death of two lemurs and permanent injuries to 5 others out of 560 lemurs. But one of the most infamous experiments and one that has dire consequences involved black operations on making revived dinosaurs by using AI reconstructed DNA (((for context, not the same type of AI that's extremely infamous currently))) due to the damage being unintelligible to humans but AI was capable of sorting out and recreating lost areas. The first several tries had cases such as a microraptor that went blind due to the inability to blink and had later died of kidney failure. But it got better as the AI DNA reconstruction technology improved, now they got fully functioning dinosaurs, so one of the black operation experiments was using the cybernetics technology and using it to make effective war dinosaur cyborgs, one of these being the dark side of a regular cybernetics hospital where people can give themselves cybernetic enhancements but with an extremely steep price in the tens of thousands at least, millions at most, so they are quite infrequent. One of them in the city Villedesmonts, or what was once Las Vegas when the US was still around, one day a man whose name will not be given out to not violate HIPPA went in for some cybernetics to enhance bone and jaw strength. But the surgical machines glitched as an absolute freak accident that hasn't happened in multiple years across the whole nation and assigned their brain swapped numbers so they did a corrective transplant, one being the anonymous patient, and the other was a black operations Utahraptor. During it, the human brain got placed into the brain case of the Utahraptor and the Utahraptor brain died from severe brain damage trying to fit through a human skull. Overriding it anywhere after that incident would be impossible without also killing the Utahraptor with a human mind. The surgical machines managed to properly connect the brain cord of a Utahraptor and brain of a human in a way to not cause death. The doctors were horrified, half expecting the Utahraptor to either just die and break several pieces of equipment and get fired or to get slashed by a potential human power trip from having a stronger, superior body. But the cyborg Utahraptor was seemingly highly stressed out, trying to convey at his neck while making animalistic screeches, clearly confused by his body language, then he scratched on a concrete wall "NEED TRANSLATOR" and he was surprisingly cooperative, if only he kept that behavior after he got what he wants. Several days later, he eventually got the translator to translate brainwaves to speech. It was a primitive sounding text to speech voice, but it kinda fit really well. Not long after, he physically ripped and broke out his way through the concrete and the rocky earth above the facility. Into the heart of the city Villedesmonts, now with his ability of speech, his bionic hands with thumbs and ability to rotate a full 360 degrees of motion, 100% body coverage in armor of some kind, and the oxygen blowtorch on his forearms. There is nothing to stop him, not the police, and the Military can't spend too much resources without it being a negative investment of resources. He has named himself Cybeaptoran, the cyborg Utahraptor named himself Cybeaptoran. So he went for the casinos, the bars, and even the strip clubs. First Casino, now repaired but a sign about being the first Cybeaptoran wrecked. The casino had its slot machines gouged into a pile of scraps with a few things sparking, the black jack table looked like if a herd of elephants stampeded through it, and the floor was cracked all the way, looks like it went through a military invasion but if the soldiers were told to break everything. Some years later, in the middle of 2078, Cybeaptoran witnessed something odd, a weird white violently throbbing light, and then suddenly something that looks like him went out, the surrounding concrete and metal suddenly reverted to an unprocessed state, like they got reversed in time. The figure looked like cybeaptoran but seemingly more armored, more cybernetic, no flesh through the glass areas. Then that figure spoke in a distorted, worn out TTS voice "Got it, now I know where I am." And then suddenly it went out through that same white light, but for a moment, cybeaptoran saw what looked like an even more advanced city, but it was over as quickly as it started. To say Cybeaptoran was confused would be the biggest understatement ever made, no word could describe the confusion in that moment. But cybeaptoran continued his hobby of wrecking bars and casinos. One particularly hilarious one had him taking a stripper pole for himself and his own weight wrecked the foundation and the pole itself. But months later, he found the figure again, but it was more active. The figure said, in that same distorted voice "You do not want immortality, I am a result of your arrogance, my arrogance, and our stupidity. Do you hear my words? You don't want this, you need to be stopped, and only I can stop me from becoming me, cybeaptoran." And then Cybeaptoran was shocked at the sudden knowing of his name, but he was still doubtful of the figure's claims of being a future him. Cybeaptoran said in his regular TTS voice "Oh I bet'cha you're some wannabe me doing some villain shit, yeah yeah, heard the "I have defeated stronger than you" bullshit thousands of times already. Shoo, away." And then the figure spoke again "You and your inability to accept the fact that your path leads to my creation, I am you, I am hyper cybeaptoran. And I will have myself uncreated." And then Cybeaptoran scoffed "Yeah, right cybeaptorboy, wanna be my sidekick or something? Or-" Then Hyper Cybeaptoran grabbed cybeaptoran with a surprisingly strong bionic grip, despite cybeaptoran's strength, it was hard to power through. "YOUR SARCASTIC SHIT WILL NOT CHANGE MY NEED FOR UNCREATION!" Hyper Cybeaptoran spat as he raised his other hand, but then Cybeaptoran broke out of the grip as now it was one hand instead of two and Cybeaptoran jumped on top of hyper cybeaptoran and then got bucked off so hard that he landed on the roof of a building so he ended up evading.In the hopeful advancement of the near future there is still light. In the late 21st century.

The most severe event of recent history happened, the collapse of the United States 40 years ago, fallen by the hands of itself and it's citizens, the second american civil war was one of the most bloody civil wars in history, a guerilla warfare between an authoritarian government and the citizens who has had enough, buildings were destroyed, entire bases wrecked in mutually assured destruction. All that was left are a few million people in a land no longer claimed in what was once a powerful Republic. Canada has finally had a golden opportunity to expand, explore, and take the land that was now free, to grow stronger and have more resources, use the destroyed buildings to make anew, the Canadian golden age has begun, mass technological advancement and scientific breakthroughs. The nation eventually rebranded as the Democratic People's Monarchy of Canada, it has no king, but is a constitutional monarchy led with a prime minister and a cabinet of ministers. And despite its grand position as the new most powerful superpower. It is still the first nation to exceed a GDP above 100 trillion USD, or about 90 trillion CAD. But even in its state, it's not perfection, science frequently has questionable ethics, it is no Unit 731 levels of absolute atrocities, but it can get kinda bad such as the time it used lemurs as lab rats for early experiments involving cybernetic enhancements and armor, which resulted in the death of two lemurs and permanent injuries to 5 others out of 560 lemurs. But one of the most infamous experiments and one that has dire consequences involved black operations on making revived dinosaurs by using AI reconstructed DNA (((for context, not the same type of AI that's extremely infamous currently))) due to the damage being unintelligible to humans but AI was capable of sorting out and recreating lost areas. The first several tries had cases such as a microraptor that went blind due to the inability to blink and had later died of kidney failure. But it got better as the AI DNA reconstruction technology improved, now they got fully functioning dinosaurs, so one of the black operation experiments was using the cybernetics technology and using it to make effective war dinosaur cyborgs, one of these being the dark side of a regular cybernetics hospital where people can give themselves cybernetic enhancements but with an extremely steep price in the tens of thousands at least, millions at most, so they are quite infrequent. One of them in the city Villedesmonts, or what was once Las Vegas when the US was still around, one day a man whose name will not be given out to not violate HIPPA went in for some cybernetics to enhance bone and jaw strength. But the surgical machines glitched as an absolute freak accident that hasn't happened in multiple years across the whole nation and assigned their brain swapped numbers so they did a corrective transplant, one being the anonymous patient, and the other was a black operations Utahraptor. During it, the human brain got placed into the brain case of the Utahraptor and the Utahraptor brain died from severe brain damage trying to fit through a human skull. Overriding it anywhere after that incident would be impossible without also killing the Utahraptor with a human mind. The surgical machines managed to properly connect the brain cord of a Utahraptor and brain of a human in a way to not cause death. The doctors were horrified, half expecting the Utahraptor to either just die and break several pieces of equipment and get fired or to get slashed by a potential human power trip from having a stronger, superior body. But the cyborg Utahraptor was seemingly highly stressed out, trying to convey at his neck while making animalistic screeches, clearly confused by his body language, then he scratched on a concrete wall "NEED TRANSLATOR" and he was surprisingly cooperative, if only he kept that behavior after he got what he wants. Several days later, he eventually got the translator to translate brainwaves to speech. It was a primitive sounding text to speech voice, but it kinda fit really well. Not long after, he physically ripped and broke out his way through the concrete and the rocky earth above the facility. Into the heart of the city Villedesmonts, now with his ability of speech, his bionic hands with thumbs and ability to rotate a full 360 degrees of motion, 100% body coverage in armor of some kind, and the oxygen blowtorch on his forearms. There is nothing to stop him, not the police, and the Military can't spend too much resources without it being a negative investment of resources. He has named himself Cybeaptoran, the cyborg Utahraptor named himself Cybeaptoran. So he went for the casinos, the bars, and even the strip clubs. First Casino, now repaired but a sign about being the first Cybeaptoran wrecked. The casino had its slot machines gouged into a pile of scraps with a few things sparking, the black jack table looked like if a herd of elephants stampeded through it, and the floor was cracked all the way, looks like it went through a military invasion but if the soldiers were told to break everything. Some years later, in the middle of 2078, Cybeaptoran witnessed something odd, a weird white violently throbbing light, and then suddenly something that looks like him went out, the surrounding concrete and metal suddenly reverted to an unprocessed state, like they got reversed in time. The figure looked like cybeaptoran but seemingly more armored, more cybernetic, no flesh through the glass areas. Then that figure spoke in a distorted, worn out TTS voice "Got it, now I know where I am." And then suddenly it went out through that same white light, but for a moment, cybeaptoran saw what looked like an even more advanced city, but it was over as quickly as it started. To say Cybeaptoran was confused would be the biggest understatement ever made, no word could describe the confusion in that moment. But cybeaptoran continued his hobby of wrecking bars and casinos. One particularly hilarious one had him taking a stripper pole for himself and his own weight wrecked the foundation and the pole itself. But months later, he found the figure again, but it was more active. The figure said, in that same distorted voice "You do not want immortality, I am a result of your arrogance, my arrogance, and our stupidity. Do you hear my words? You don't want this, you need to be stopped, and only I can stop me from becoming me, cybeaptoran." And then Cybeaptoran was shocked at the sudden knowing of his name, but he was still doubtful of the figure's claims of being a future him. Cybeaptoran said in his regular TTS voice "Oh I bet'cha you're some wannabe me doing some villain shit, yeah yeah, heard the "I have defeated stronger than you" bullshit thousands of times already. Shoo, away." And then the figure spoke again "You and your inability to accept the fact that your path leads to my creation, I am you, I am hyper cybeaptoran. And I will have myself uncreated." And then Cybeaptoran scoffed "Yeah, right cybeaptorboy, wanna be my sidekick or something? Or-" Then Hyper Cybeaptoran grabbed cybeaptoran with a surprisingly strong bionic grip, despite cybeaptoran's strength, it was hard to power through. "YOUR SARCASTIC SHIT WILL NOT CHANGE MY NEED FOR UNCREATION!" Hyper Cybeaptoran spat as he raised his other hand, but then Cybeaptoran broke out of the grip as now it was one hand instead of two and Cybeaptoran jumped on top of hyper cybeaptoran and then got bucked off so hard that he landed on the roof of a building so he ended up evading.In the hopeful advancement of the near future there is still light. In the late 21st century.

The most severe event of recent history happened, the collapse of the United States 40 years ago, fallen by the hands of itself and it's citizens, the second american civil war was one of the most bloody civil wars in history, a guerilla warfare between an authoritarian government and the citizens who has had enough, buildings were destroyed, entire bases wrecked in mutually assured destruction. All that was left are a few million people in a land no longer claimed in what was once a powerful Republic. Canada has finally had a golden opportunity to expand, explore, and take the land that was now free, to grow stronger and have more resources, use the destroyed buildings to make anew, the Canadian golden age has begun, mass technological advancement and scientific breakthroughs. The nation eventually rebranded as the Democratic People's Monarchy of Canada, it has no king, but is a constitutional monarchy led with a prime minister and a cabinet of ministers. And despite its grand position as the new most powerful superpower. It is still the first nation to exceed a GDP above 100 trillion USD, or about 90 trillion CAD. But even in its state, it's not perfection, science frequently has questionable ethics, it is no Unit 731 levels of absolute atrocities, but it can get kinda bad such as the time it used lemurs as lab rats for early experiments involving cybernetic enhancements and armor, which resulted in the death of two lemurs and permanent injuries to 5 others out of 560 lemurs. But one of the most infamous experiments and one that has dire consequences involved black operations on making revived dinosaurs by using AI reconstructed DNA (((for context, not the same type of AI that's extremely infamous currently))) due to the damage being unintelligible to humans but AI was capable of sorting out and recreating lost areas. The first several tries had cases such as a microraptor that went blind due to the inability to blink and had later died of kidney failure. But it got better as the AI DNA reconstruction technology improved, now they got fully functioning dinosaurs, so one of the black operation experiments was using the cybernetics technology and using it to make effective war dinosaur cyborgs, one of these being the dark side of a regular cybernetics hospital where people can give themselves cybernetic enhancements but with an extremely steep price in the tens of thousands at least, millions at most, so they are quite infrequent. One of them in the city Villedesmonts, or what was once Las Vegas when the US was still around, one day a man whose name will not be given out to not violate HIPPA went in for some cybernetics to enhance bone and jaw strength. But the surgical machines glitched as an absolute freak accident that hasn't happened in multiple years across the whole nation and assigned their brain swapped numbers so they did a corrective transplant, one being the anonymous patient, and the other was a black operations Utahraptor. During it, the human brain got placed into the brain case of the Utahraptor and the Utahraptor brain died from severe brain damage trying to fit through a human skull. Overriding it anywhere after that incident would be impossible without also killing the Utahraptor with a human mind. The surgical machines managed to properly connect the brain cord of a Utahraptor and brain of a human in a way to not cause death. The doctors were horrified, half expecting the Utahraptor to either just die and break several pieces of equipment and get fired or to get slashed by a potential human power trip from having a stronger, superior body. But the cyborg Utahraptor was seemingly highly stressed out, trying to convey at his neck while making animalistic screeches, clearly confused by his body language, then he scratched on a concrete wall "NEED TRANSLATOR" and he was surprisingly cooperative, if only he kept that behavior after he got what he wants. Several days later, he eventually got the translator to translate brainwaves to speech. It was a primitive sounding text to speech voice, but it kinda fit really well. Not long after, he physically ripped and broke out his way through the concrete and the rocky earth above the facility. Into the heart of the city Villedesmonts, now with his ability of speech, his bionic hands with thumbs and ability to rotate a full 360 degrees of motion, 100% body coverage in armor of some kind, and the oxygen blowtorch on his forearms. There is nothing to stop him, not the police, and the Military can't spend too much resources without it being a negative investment of resources. He has named himself Cybeaptoran, the cyborg Utahraptor named himself Cybeaptoran. So he went for the casinos, the bars, and even the strip clubs. First Casino, now repaired but a sign about being the first Cybeaptoran wrecked. The casino had its slot machines gouged into a pile of scraps with a few things sparking, the black jack table looked like if a herd of elephants stampeded through it, and the floor was cracked all the way, looks like it went through a military invasion but if the soldiers were told to break everything. Some years later, in the middle of 2078, Cybeaptoran witnessed something odd, a weird white violently throbbing light, and then suddenly something that looks like him went out, the surrounding concrete and metal suddenly reverted to an unprocessed state, like they got reversed in time. The figure looked like cybeaptoran but seemingly more armored, more cybernetic, no flesh through the glass areas. Then that figure spoke in a distorted, worn out TTS voice "Got it, now I know where I am." And then suddenly it went out through that same white light, but for a moment, cybeaptoran saw what looked like an even more advanced city, but it was over as quickly as it started. To say Cybeaptoran was confused would be the biggest understatement ever made, no word could describe the confusion in that moment. But cybeaptoran continued his hobby of wrecking bars and casinos. One particularly hilarious one had him taking a stripper pole for himself and his own weight wrecked the foundation and the pole itself. But months later, he found the figure again, but it was more active. The figure said, in that same distorted voice "You do not want immortality, I am a result of your arrogance, my arrogance, and our stupidity. Do you hear my words? You don't want this, you need to be stopped, and only I can stop me from becoming me, cybeaptoran." And then Cybeaptoran was shocked at the sudden knowing of his name, but he was still doubtful of the figure's claims of being a future him. Cybeaptoran said in his regular TTS voice "Oh I bet'cha you're some wannabe me doing some villain shit, yeah yeah, heard the "I have defeated stronger than you" bullshit thousands of times already. Shoo, away." And then the figure spoke again "You and your inability to accept the fact that your path leads to my creation, I am you, I am hyper cybeaptoran. And I will have myself uncreated." And then Cybeaptoran scoffed "Yeah, right cybeaptorboy, wanna be my sidekick or something? Or-" Then Hyper Cybeaptoran grabbed cybeaptoran with a surprisingly strong bionic grip, despite cybeaptoran's strength, it was hard to power through. "YOUR SARCASTIC SHIT WILL NOT CHANGE MY NEED FOR UNCREATION!" Hyper Cybeaptoran spat as he raised his other hand, but then Cybeaptoran broke out of the grip as now it was one hand instead of two and Cybeaptoran jumped on top of hyper cybeaptoran and then got bucked off so hard that he landed on the roof of a building so he ended up evading.In the hopeful advancement of the near future there is still light. In the late 21st century.

The most severe event of recent history happened, the collapse of the United States 40 years ago, fallen by the hands of itself and it's citizens, the second american civil war was one of the most bloody civil wars in history, a guerilla warfare between an authoritarian government and the citizens who has had enough, buildings were destroyed, entire bases wrecked in mutually assured destruction. All that was left are a few million people in a land no longer claimed in what was once a powerful Republic. Canada has finally had a golden opportunity to expand, explore, and take the land that was now free, to grow stronger and have more resources, use the destroyed buildings to make anew, the Canadian golden age has begun, mass technological advancement and scientific breakthroughs. The nation eventually rebranded as the Democratic People's Monarchy of Canada, it has no king, but is a constitutional monarchy led with a prime minister and a cabinet of ministers. And despite its grand position as the new most powerful superpower. It is still the first nation to exceed a GDP above 100 trillion USD, or about 90 trillion CAD. But even in its state, it's not perfection, science frequently has questionable ethics, it is no Unit 731 levels of absolute atrocities, but it can get kinda bad such as the time it used lemurs as lab rats for early experiments involving cybernetic enhancements and armor, which resulted in the death of two lemurs and permanent injuries to 5 others out of 560 lemurs. But one of the most infamous experiments and one that has dire consequences involved black operations on making revived dinosaurs by using AI reconstructed DNA (((for context, not the same type of AI that's extremely infamous currently))) due to the damage being unintelligible to humans but AI was capable of sorting out and recreating lost areas. The first several tries had cases such as a microraptor that went blind due to the inability to blink and had later died of kidney failure. But it got better as the AI DNA reconstruction technology improved, now they got fully functioning dinosaurs, so one of the black operation experiments was using the cybernetics technology and using it to make effective war dinosaur cyborgs, one of these being the dark side of a regular cybernetics hospital where people can give themselves cybernetic enhancements but with an extremely steep price in the tens of thousands at least, millions at most, so they are quite infrequent. One of them in the city Villedesmonts, or what was once Las Vegas when the US was still around, one day a man whose name will not be given out to not violate HIPPA went in for some cybernetics to enhance bone and jaw strength. But the surgical machines glitched as an absolute freak accident that hasn't happened in multiple years across the whole nation and assigned their brain swapped numbers so they did a corrective transplant, one being the anonymous patient, and the other was a black operations Utahraptor. During it, the human brain got placed into the brain case of the Utahraptor and the Utahraptor brain died from severe brain damage trying to fit through a human skull. Overriding it anywhere after that incident would be impossible without also killing the Utahraptor with a human mind. The surgical machines managed to properly connect the brain cord of a Utahraptor and brain of a human in a way to not cause death. The doctors were horrified, half expecting the Utahraptor to either just die and break several pieces of equipment and get fired or to get slashed by a potential human power trip from having a stronger, superior body. But the cyborg Utahraptor was seemingly highly stressed out, trying to convey at his neck while making animalistic screeches, clearly confused by his body language, then he scratched on a concrete wall "NEED TRANSLATOR" and he was surprisingly cooperative, if only he kept that behavior after he got what he wants. Several days later, he eventually got the translator to translate brainwaves to speech. It was a primitive sounding text to speech voice, but it kinda fit really well. Not long after, he physically ripped and broke out his way through the concrete and the rocky earth above the facility. Into the heart of the city Villedesmonts, now with his ability of speech, his bionic hands with thumbs and ability to rotate a full 360 degrees of motion, 100% body coverage in armor of some kind, and the oxygen blowtorch on his forearms. There is nothing to stop him, not the police, and the Military can't spend too much resources without it being a negative investment of resources. He has named himself Cybeaptoran, the cyborg Utahraptor named himself Cybeaptoran. So he went for the casinos, the bars, and even the strip clubs. First Casino, now repaired but a sign about being the first Cybeaptoran wrecked. The casino had its slot machines gouged into a pile of scraps with a few things sparking, the black jack table looked like if a herd of elephants stampeded through it, and the floor was cracked all the way, looks like it went through a military invasion but if the soldiers were told to break everything. Some years later, in the middle of 2078, Cybeaptoran witnessed something odd, a weird white violently throbbing light, and then suddenly something that looks like him went out, the surrounding concrete and metal suddenly reverted to an unprocessed state, like they got reversed in time. The figure looked like cybeaptoran but seemingly more armored, more cybernetic, no flesh through the glass areas. Then that figure spoke in a distorted, worn out TTS voice "Got it, now I know where I am." And then suddenly it went out through that same white light, but for a moment, cybeaptoran saw what looked like an even more advanced city, but it was over as quickly as it started. To say Cybeaptoran was confused would be the biggest understatement ever made, no word could describe the confusion in that moment. But cybeaptoran continued his hobby of wrecking bars and casinos. One particularly hilarious one had him taking a stripper pole for himself and his own weight wrecked the foundation and the pole itself. But months later, he found the figure again, but it was more active. The figure said, in that same distorted voice "You do not want immortality, I am a result of your arrogance, my arrogance, and our stupidity. Do you hear my words? You don't want this, you need to be stopped, and only I can stop me from becoming me, cybeaptoran." And then Cybeaptoran was shocked at the sudden knowing of his name, but he was still doubtful of the figure's claims of being a future him. Cybeaptoran said in his regular TTS voice "Oh I bet'cha you're some wannabe me doing some villain shit, yeah yeah, heard the "I have defeated stronger than you" bullshit thousands of times already. Shoo, away." And then the figure spoke again "You and your inability to accept the fact that your path leads to my creation, I am you, I am hyper cybeaptoran. And I will have myself uncreated." And then Cybeaptoran scoffed "Yeah, right cybeaptorboy, wanna be my sidekick or something? Or-" Then Hyper Cybeaptoran grabbed cybeaptoran with a surprisingly strong bionic grip, despite cybeaptoran's strength, it was hard to power through. "YOUR SARCASTIC SHIT WILL NOT CHANGE MY NEED FOR UNCREATION!" Hyper Cybeaptoran spat as he raised his other hand, but then Cybeaptoran broke out of the grip as now it was one hand instead of two and Cybeaptoran jumped on top of hyper cybeaptoran and then got bucked off so hard that he landed on the roof of a building so he ended up evading.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. 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LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.HATE. 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