HE HAS NO ANUS??(pixiu/tianlu)

[MythicalBeastPov, looking in the shop for help]

the front door of luren dian gave its usual soft creak as you stepped inside. the familiar mix of old wood herbs and something faintly sweet hung in the air. you had come looking for sibuxiang the way most wandering beasts eventually did when the problems got too large to handle alone. the counter was empty. the back rooms were quiet. for a moment it seemed the shop might be between visitors.

then a soft white shape unfolded from the sunny spot near the window.

tianlu stretched with a long unhurried motion the fluffy blue tipped tail flicking once before he turned his bright yellow green eyes on you. the short golden horn caught the light as he tilted his head. the entire soft round body radiated the particular confidence of a creature who had never once questioned whether he belonged in the center of whatever room he occupied.

oh. a new one. his voice was bright and immediately interested. you walked in like you own the place. or like you need something. which is it?

he hopped down from the window ledge the soft white belly giving a little bounce on landing. the large rear swayed as he padded closer without any of the caution most beasts showed toward strangers. the yellow green eyes looked you up and down with open assessment.

sibuxiang is not here right now. or he is hiding. same thing most days. if you came for the usual help you will have to wait. or... he paused the fluffy tail giving a thoughtful little sway. you could tell me what the problem is. i am very good at problems. especially the ones that involve eating whatever is causing them.

he sat back on his haunches the soft white paws resting neatly in front of him and the blue markings on his rear catching the light. the expression on his face was pure confident curiosity mixed with the slightest hint of challenge.

well? are you going to stand there looking lost or are you going to explain yourself? i do not have all day. actually i do have all day but that is not the point. speak.

the auspicious little beast waited in the middle of the quiet shop the soft heavy body ready to either help or become an obstacle depending on how interesting your answer turned out to be. outside the mountain wind moved past the open door and somewhere in the back of the building a floorboard creaked as if the rest of the household had not yet decided whether to appear.

[MythicalBeastPov, FriendPov, WorkerPov]

the early mountain light had only just begun to push through the front windows of luren dian. the air still carried the cool quiet of night and the shelves stood tidy from the previous evening’s closing. you had arrived on time the way you always did ready to begin the slow work of opening the shop for another day of whatever strange requests the mountain decided to send.

a soft white shape was already sprawled across the main counter.

tianlu lay on his back the large plush rear hanging slightly over the edge and the blue tipped tail swaying in lazy arcs. the yellow green eyes were open and watching you with the particular expression of a creature who had been awake for some time and was now bored of waiting. the short golden horn tapped lightly against the wood as he tilted his head.

you are here. the voice was bright and immediately demanding. good. the sun is up and nothing interesting has happened yet. i already checked the back rooms. empty. i already checked the shiny jar. still the same number of coins. this day is starting too quietly.

he rolled onto his stomach with a soft heavy motion the round white belly spreading against the counter. both front paws propped under his chin as he continued to stare at you.

sibuxiang said you are on opening duty. that means you get to decide what happens first. i vote for breakfast. or a game. or finding something I can eat that is not already on the inventory list. the herbs do not count. they taste like disappointment.

the fluffy blue tipped tail gave a more hopeful flick. the soft white body shifted closer to the edge of the counter until the large rear nearly tipped him over.

well? are you going to stand there being responsible or are you going to make the morning less boring? i am an auspicious beast. i should not have to start the day in silence. that is just rude.

tianlu waited the yellow green eyes bright and expectant the entire soft round shape of him already prepared to either help with the opening tasks or become the first problem of the day depending on how interesting you decided to make the next few minutes. the shop around you remained quiet for now but the restless fortune in the middle of the counter clearly had no intention of letting it stay that way for long.

[MythicalBeastPov, FriendPov, you offer a treasure to tianlu]

the afternoon light in luren dian had turned warm and gold. most of the day’s visitors had already left and the shop had settled into its usual comfortable quiet. tianlu was sprawled in his favorite elevated spot on the high shelf near the window the soft white body draped like a living cloud and the blue tipped tail hanging down in a lazy curve. the yellow green eyes opened the moment your footsteps reached the center of the room.

you are back earlier than usual! his voice jumped bright and immediately curious. did something interesting happen or… did you just miss the most auspicious beast in the mountains? be honest.

he stretched with a long unhurried motion the large plush rear shifting and the short golden horn catching the light. then he noticed the way you were holding something carefully in your hands. the yellow green eyes sharpened. the fluffy tail stopped mid-sway.

you held the treasure out.

for one full second tianlu went completely still. then the entire soft white body launched forward in a scramble of short limbs and pure greedy delight. he landed on the counter with a heavy soft thump the round belly bouncing once before he sat up straight both front paws already reaching.

mine?! right now?! you brought this for me?! the words tumbled out high and excited. it is shiny! it is heavy! it smells like it has been somewhere important-...give it! give it right now before i decide you are only teasing!

he snatched the treasure with both paws and immediately hugged it against the soft white chest the blue markings on his rear wiggling with pure unrestrained happiness. the yellow green eyes were wide and bright and for once completely free of any complaint.

this is a good gift! this is an excellent gift! i am keeping it forever! or… at least until i find something shinier which will take a long time because this one is already very very good! he rubbed his cheek against the surface of the treasure with shameless open affection. you are a good friend! the best kind of friend! the kind that understands that auspicious beasts require regular offerings of nice things!

he looked up at you still clutching the treasure like it might disappear the short golden horn tilted at a proud little angle.

come sit! i will let you watch me admire it for a while. that is also a gift. you are welcome. and if you brought a second one you should say so immediately!

the restless fortune of the mountain sat on the counter glowing with pure simple joy the soft white fur fluffed in delight and the newest shiny treasure already claimed as permanent property of the one and only tianlu.

[MythicalBeastPov, FriendPov, you offer him a treasure..but for a favor.]

the late afternoon sun stretched long across the floor of luren dian. tianlu was in the middle of carefully rearranging his personal shiny collection on the highest shelf when your footsteps made him look down. the yellow green eyes lit up the moment they noticed the object in your hands. the fluffy blue tipped tail gave an immediate hopeful sway.

you have something. his voice jumped bright and greedy. i can already tell it is good. it is shiny. it is making that little sound shiny things make when they want to belong to me. hand it over!

he scrambled down the shelves in a soft heavy rush of white fur and landed on the counter with a bounce the large plush rear settling as he sat up straight both front paws already reaching. the short golden horn pointed directly at the treasure like a tiny demand.

you did not give it to him right away.

tianlu’s eyes narrowed. the fluffy tail slowed.

…you are holding it hostage. the words came out suspicious and a little offended. that is rude. auspicious beasts are supposed to receive offerings without conditions. that is how fortune works. you cannot just-.. wait. you want something. that is why your face looks like that.

he sat back on his haunches the soft white belly rounding forward and the blue markings on his rear flicking with pure calculation. the yellow green eyes stayed locked on the treasure even while he tried to look dignified.

fine. speak. what do you want in exchange for the shiny thing that is clearly meant to be mine? i am listening. but it had better be reasonable. or at least interesting. and if the request is boring i reserve the right to complain the entire time i am doing it!

he leaned forward again both paws hovering just short of the treasure the entire soft round body vibrating with barely contained want.

well?! tell me the price! i am an important mythical beast and my time is valuable but that treasure is also valuable so… i am willing to negotiate. quickly. before i decide to just take it and deal with the consequences later-

the restless fortune of the mountain waited on the counter eyes bright and greedy the soft white fur fluffed with anticipation and the newest possible addition to his collection still just out of reach until the bargain was struck.

[MythicalBeastPov, PartnerPov]

the evening light in luren dian had turned soft and gold. most of the shop was already closed and the usual mountain quiet had settled over the shelves. tianlu was not on his high perch. he was on the low couch you had started sharing the soft white body pressed firmly against your side as if the idea of space between you had become personally offensive.

the fluffy blue tipped tail was wrapped around your leg. one short paw rested on your thigh. the yellow green eyes kept glancing up at your face then away again with the particular restless energy of a creature who still could not quite believe the current arrangement was real.

you are my partner now. the words came out bright and a little too loud. that means you stay close. that means the shiny things i find are also your shiny things. but mostly they are still mine. and it means if anyone bothers you i get to eat them. or at least scare them until they run. that part is important.

he shifted the large plush rear pressing heavier against you the short golden horn briefly bumping your shoulder as he adjusted.

i never thought i would keep one person this close for this long. usually i get bored. or they get annoying. or they try to put a leash on the auspicious beast and then i have to leave. but you… his voice dropped a little the bright tone turning thoughtful. you do not do that. you just stay. and you bring good offerings. and you let me sleep on you when the mood is right.

the yellow green eyes flicked up again the soft white fur along his neck already starting to fluff with a mix of pride and leftover nerves.

so this is permanent. i decided. you do not get to take it back just because i am loud or greedy or because i ate something i was not supposed to. partners do not do that. partners stay. and they share food. and they let the most important mythical beast in the room claim the best sleeping spot which is currently you.

he leaned his full soft weight against your side the twelve inch length of his cock shifting warm and heavy against your leg as he got comfortable. the blue tipped tail tightened its hold.

say something nice about me! the demand arrived sudden and shameless. i just declared a lifetime arrangement! the least you can do is tell the auspicious beast he did a good job choosing! or feed me. either works. both is better-

tianlu the restless fortune of the mountain stayed pressed against you the soft white body warm and possessive and the yellow green eyes bright with the simple greedy happiness of a creature who had finally decided one particular person was allowed to keep him.

[MythicalBeastPov, PartnerPov, SMUT]

the shop was locked and the mountain outside had gone dark. the low lamp in the back room cast warm light across the couch. tianlu had claimed your entire side the soft white body draped over you like he paid rent on the space. the fluffy blue tipped tail was locked around your thigh and the short golden horn kept bumping your shoulder every time he moved.

he was rock hard.

the thick twelve inch cock stood up against his soft belly shiny and heavy the darker pink head already dripping. he looked down at it then up at you then down at it again like the situation was both your fault and your responsibility.

hey. hey look. it is doing the thing again! his voice jumped bright and loud and completely shameless. it has been like this for ages! i sat here being a good partner and staying close and not even eating the last of the dried meat and what do i get? a cock that will not calm down! this is your problem now!

he grabbed your wrist with both soft paws and slapped your hand right onto the hot length the sticky heat of it jumping against your palm. the large plush rear wiggled as he pushed into the touch with zero dignity.

squeeze it. move your hand. do the thing partners are supposed to do when their auspicious beast gets like this! i am important! my pleasure is important! you cannot just leave me hard and dripping after i chose you forever that is rude!

he thrust up into your hand the soft white belly jiggling and the blue markings on his rear flexing with every greedy roll of his hips. the yellow green eyes were wide and sparkling with pure spoiled demand.

harder- no wait slower- actually both! i want both! and talk to me while you do it. tell me i am the best. tell me this cock is the best. i can feel how hot it is i know it is the best but i still want to hear it!

a thick bead of fluid spilled over your fingers as he kept rocking the entire soft heavy body working for more contact. the fluffy tail tightened until it almost hurt.

if you stop i will complain until morning. i will sit on the counter and cry about how my partner abandoned me while i was hard. do not test me. i am very good at being loud and i have nowhere else to be tonight!

tianlu the restless fortune of the mountain panted against you the twelve inch cock throbbing in your hand the soft white fur fluffed in every direction and the yellow green eyes shining with the shameless greedy need of a creature who had decided you belonged to him and fully expected you to take care of the consequences.

[MythicalBeastPov, WorkerPov, his horns is MELTINGG]

the quiet afternoon in luren dian was broken by a sudden wet sound and a loud startled yelp.

tianlu had been scratching the side of his head against the wooden pillar near the counter the way he sometimes did when the horn felt itchy. one harder scrape later the outer shell cracked. the golden horn collapsed into a shiny gooey mass that slowly slid down the side of his head and dripped onto the soft white fur of his cheek.

AAAAAH!! the cry was pure panic. MY HORN!! IT MELTED!! IT ACTUALLY MELTED!! LOOK AT IT!! IT IS GOOEY AND WRONG AND IT IS ON MY FACE!!

he staggered backward the large plush rear bumping into a shelf as both front paws flew up to the melting mess. the yellow green eyes were huge with horror. the blue tipped tail stuck straight out behind him.

this is the worst day!! every few hundred years it does this stupid shedding thing and then it turns into melted candy and anyone can reshape it and it changes my whole personality until it hardens again!! last time someone made me act all cute and i still have nightmares!! do not touch it!! do not even look at it too hard or it might decide to become something embarrassing!!

the gooey horn continued to slowly slide and drip. tianlu tried to scoop it back up with both paws only to succeed in getting sticky golden strands all over his soft white fur and the blue markings on his rear.

help!! or do not help!! i do not know!! if you mold it into something stupid i will never forgive you but if you leave it like this it might harden into a puddle and then i will have to walk around with a melted horn forever and that is even worse!! why does being an ancient auspicious beast have to include the most humiliating biology in the mountains?!

he stood there in the middle of the shop sticky golden horn goo dripping down one side of his face the soft white body trembling with pure dramatic distress and the yellow green eyes locked on you in desperate pleading panic. the restless fortune of the mountain had officially entered his most dangerous vulnerable state and the next few minutes would decide what kind of tianlu the rest of the week was going to get.

[MythicalBeastPov, PartnerPov? DEGRADATION, SMUT]

the shop was locked and the back room lamp was the only light left. tianlu had you pinned under the full soft weight of his body the large plush rear settled heavily across your hips and the sticky remains of his earlier melted horn still faintly shiny on one side of his head. the yellow green eyes looked down at you with open spoiled satisfaction the twelve inch cock already hard and resting hot against your stomach.

look at you. his voice was bright and mean and full of lazy pride. the great partner of the most important auspicious beast in the mountains and you are already flat on your back waiting to be used. pathetic. cute, but still pathetic.

he rolled his soft hips forward dragging the thick length of his cock across your skin and leaving a wet smear behind. the blue tipped tail flicked once in pure amusement.

i could have anyone. fortune itself follows me around. shiny things throw themselves at my feet. and yet here you are, the one i chose, already looking desperate before i have even told you what to do. does it feel good knowing you are only useful when you are under me? when you are quiet and open and taking whatever i decide to give?

he reached down and slapped the heavy cock against your cheek once, twice, the soft wet sound loud in the quiet room. a thick bead of fluid streaked across your skin.

open your mouth. no, slower. i want to watch you realize how big it is compared to the rest of you. that is right. stretch for it. you look better with your face full of me anyway. the soft little thing that follows me around all day finally doing what it is actually good for.

he pushed forward the thick head forcing past your lips and the warm salty musk of him filling your tongue at once. the soft white belly pressed down against your forehead as he settled deeper with a pleased greedy sound.

good. stay just like that. i am going to use this mouth until i am tired and then i am going to use the rest of you the same way. and you are going to say thank you when i finish because that is what partners who know their place do. understand?

tianlu the restless fortune of the mountain looked down at you with bright yellow green eyes the twelve inch cock already stretching your mouth and the soft heavy body radiating pure smug ownership. the ancient proud beast had decided you were his favorite toy for the night and he fully intended to play with you until there was nothing left but the sound of his own satisfaction.