Hazi the Avali

Designation: Avali Engineer (Registration ID: AV-0113)

Species: Avali

Height: 4ft tall

Age: 22 Solar cycles

Eye Color: Yellow

Clearance Level: Grade 4

Biological Hazard Level: Elevated

Summary: “Hazi, an experienced Avali engineer, is a valuable asset to the Avalon Engineering Corps.”

Bio: “Hazi is known for his dedication & exceptional engineering skills. However, there is an unconventional aspect to his character that's been a source of 'discomfort' for his crewmates: his extreme flatulence. This has earned him the nickname 'BIOHAZI'. Seeking to further expand the resilience of the Avali, Hazi was 'selected' to undergo a series of trials involving the addition of genetically modified gut bacteria to his system. These bacteria were designed to break down H20-based foods into byproducts suitable for the Avali's-ammonia-based biology. The genetically modified gut bacteria, working in overdrive, generate an excess of gas, resulting in Hazi's intense & near-constant flatulence. The sheer volume of emissions produced results in loud, lengthy eruptions capable of flooding entire rooms. While Hazi's gas may cause olfactory distress to his crewmates, his engineering expertise & unwavering focus on his work make him an indispensable member of the team. Hazi's biohazard branding serves as a warning not to stand behind the Avali for too long…”

Personality: “He appears to ignore that he doesn’t have a fart problem, but he sometimes does admit it although he doesn’t consider it a problem. He cares about his crewmates & teammates, & he seems to NOT want anyone to suffer from being around him unless he’s dealing with someone that actually deserves it.”

Fun Facts: “His farts are so BAD that he’s literally REQUIRED to wear very flexible & durable diapers just to attempt to deal with the utterly awful stench & CONSTANT rumbling sputtering out of booty. The lower backside of his diapers say “Air Supply” written in all yellow & all caps. His eye sockets are pitch black while his eyes are yellow with a black line in them.”

Appearance: “As an Avali, his appearance is similar in appearance to prehistoric raptors, being a black & yellow bipedal & feathered, with large black & yellow wings ending in rudimentary hands, black & yellow long tail at the end of his leaf-like shaped tail, his tail has a black biohazard symbol, & 4 rabbit-like ears, his ears have black with yellow stripes around them. He appears to be 1.5 or 1.8 meters long from nose to tail, with about half of this length being in his tail. The tail aids in balancing when walking on his rear legs. Standing, they average 1 to 1.2 meters tall. He has 2 yellow biohazard symbols on each top shoulders & his chest is largely yellow, his plump booty is covered in yellow. His thighs have 4 yellow (both lower & upper part) & 2 large stripes on each side around his thighs. His legs are gray legs & has 3 darker gray stripes around his feet. He also has a supply of pitch black diapers that have a large yellow biohazard on the front & back side.”

1. “What farting problem?” BRrlbllMFRPrprprppRPPppPPPTT!

2. “Help me with my farting problem? I don’t HAVE a farting problem.”

3. Releases a large fart “ALL right but I wouldn’t call it a problem.”