Hazbin Hotel - Ep 1: Overture!

Charlie turns to Vaggie in surprise.] Charlie: Aah! Oh, shit. Did you hear all that? Vaggie: Uh, yeah. I was right there. [Vaggie points her thumb to the doorway.] Charlie: Sorry. I get pre-tty worked up after an extermination happens. The story helps... Vaggie: chuckles I know. Don't worry, I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay? sits down with Charlie Charlie: I'm fine. Just... thinking, ya' know? Family stuff. Vaggie: Did you hear from your mom yet? [Charlie shakes her head in dismay.] Vaggie: Oof… how long has it been now? Charlie: Not that long, only...seven....years, off doing something important, I'm sure! But, this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I care about. Vaggie: Well, at least you aren't alone. Charlie: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work. Vaggie: It will. I have faith in you. [KeeKee leaps into Charlie's arms as Vaggie stands up.] Vaggie: Alright, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us. walks out the room [As Vaggie leaves, a loud bell rings throughout the city, and Charlie turns to the Bell Tower at Heaven Embassy. She looks on with sadness, knowing that it's another year before the Extermination comes again.] [The scene turns static before it fixes itself to reveal a sinner stabbing another demon to death with a knife before Alastor caught their attention. As the camera rolls, scenes switches from the front of the Hazbin Hotel, to Charlie on camera and she waves at it before Angel Dust comes into view, putting two-fingers over the head prank behind her, to Charlie’s interview with Katie Killjoy, then a picture of her crying as she faces away from her father who was in the opposite direction under a spotlight, then her showing her plan via poster to a confused crowd, to the bartender, Husk, who was clearly drunk, passing out on the ground as Niffty, the hotel maid, tries to stab and chase after a bug, and then to Angel Dust, with a support beam falling close to KeeKee, scaring the demon cat before running off, and Angel Dust flipping Alastor off, and then the poor drawing of the hotel before the commercial ends.] Alastor: (the camera turns on with static) Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here! [Alastor turns off the television.] Alastor: So, what do you think? [On the couch, Charlie and Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.] Vaggie: I'm sorry. What the fuck was that? Charlie: Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off? We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um... Vaggie: Bad. The word you're looking for is bad. Alastor: Funny. I was going for hilarious. Vaggie: It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point. Charlie: Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them. Alastor: Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement. [He taps the television twice with his microphone staff.] Alastor: So, I had a little fun with it. Vaggie: Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? (stands up) Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time. [Angel Dust raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.] Vaggie: What? Angel Dust: If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here? [Angel Dust takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself, but Vaggie doesn't like it.] Vaggie: Angel, you're a porn star. Angel Dust: A famous porn star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in. Vaggie: We are not filming a porn as a commercial. Angel Dust: Why not? Sex sells, don't it? I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy talk-creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel. [As he was explaining, Alastor appears right beside the couch next to Angel Dust and laughs with amusement.] Alastor: Haha! Never going to happen! Charlie: Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to exploit you in that way. Angel Dust: Oh, please, baby. This body was made to be exploited. I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs. I got the lung capacity. (laughs). Oh, I got the legs. The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits. [Charlie chuckles nervously until Charlie's phone rings from Lucifer.] Charlie: Hold that thought! I'll be right back. Angel Dust: I could keep going all night, baby. [While Angel drinks his beer, Charlie breathes nervously and answers the call.] Charlie: Hello? Dad? [As Charlie take the phone call, the scene switches to Vaggie, Angel, and Alastor.] Angel Dust: Hey, I have a question. If freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here? Alastor: Oh, trust me, [Smiles in a mischievously creepy look with dark magic.] Alastor: -I can. Husk: Why do you think I'm here? [The camera moves to Husk at the bar.] Husk: You actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me? [As Husk cleans a bottle, Niffty pops up from behind the counter with a hand raised.] Niffty: I like being forced. Husk: Keep that to yourself, Niff. Angel Dust: What? You don't love being here with me, Whiskers? Husk: Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat. Angel Dust: Kinky. Come on, keep talking dirty. Vaggie: sighs Angel. Let Husk do his job. And, no, we can't force sinners to stay here. They need to choose to. Angel Dust: I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid. We're in hell, toots. That's kind of the end of the road, ain't it? Vaggie: Well, Maybe it doesn't have to be. Just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible. [Angel Dust places a hand on Vaggie's shoulder, giving her a deadpan expression while the latter makes the same one.] Angel Dust: Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free. Crack is expensive. [The scene comes back to Charlie, and after the phone call, she seemed really happy with the news her father brought to her.] Charlie: Yeah, I can totally, yeah. I'll head over there right away. Okay? [Charlie hangs up the phone and gasp in excitement.] Charlie: Yes... YES! [Charlie giggles in excitement when she hears about the news until she calls Vaggie in gibberish, waving very franticly that freaks Vaggie out.] Charlie: VAGGIE HOLY SHIT!!! Vaggie: AH! What?! [Charlie waves her to come to her for some exciting news.] Charlie: mumbling excitedly get over here! [Vaggie sighs happily and comes to Charlie while she is jumping around in a very happy mode. As Angel Dust drinks in the background, Vaggie meets Charlie behind.] Vaggie: What's going on? [Charlie breathes in and out to calm her nerves so she can explain, but she was explaining so fast due to her excitement.] Charlie: My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet. He asked if I could go instead. [Charlie hyperventilates and grabs Vaggie to get up close. Vaggie, however, was confused since the Angels were already done with their extermination and won't be back for another year.] Vaggie: But-but, the extermination just happened. What could they want this soon after- [As Vaggie went on, Charlie was in the mood to get her hotel project to work, and remains hopeful that she starts singing.] Charlie: ♫ I can do this! Somehow, I know it! ♫ ♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫ Vaggie: Charlie, hold on... Charlie: ♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫ ♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫ Vaggie: It's just a meeting. Charlie: ♫To change their minds ♫ ♫ And touch their hearts♫ ♫ Or... whatever angels have! ♫ Vaggie: This could be bad... Charlie: ♫Cheer up, Vaggie! ♫ ♫ This could be swell! ♫ ♫Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell! ♫ Vaggie: Okay, but just don't... sing to them. [Just before Vaggie could warn her, Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, and Keekee were already at the open door where they can see Charlie singing out in the destroyed Pentagram City, as Angel Dust turns back to Vaggie still drinking from a bottle.] Angel Dust: That bitch is halfway down the street! Vaggie: Is she—? Angel Dust: Oh, she's dancin'! Vaggie: Ugh, no... [The scene cuts to Charlie making her way down the street, oblivious to the destruction and bodies of dead demons everywhere as she continues to sing her song.] Charlie: ♫ There's a warm, fuzzy feeling. ♫ ♫ That wafts through the air. ♫ ♫ Every street so revealing. It's hard not to stare! ♫ [Charlie comes to a window of a sex dungeon where a Hellhound is humping against an imp wearing a sadomasochism mask. They notice her, and Charlie awkwardly flees before continuing to sing.] ♫ It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre. ♫ ♫ If you don't mind the smell...♫ [Charlie accidentally steps on a dead shark demon that was releasing a very bad smelly fume into her nose. She cautiously avoids the corpse and presses on the street.] ♫ It's a happy day in Hell! ♫ [Charlie waves at a demon who was holding a newspaper before she catches his attention, revealing himself to be a meth addict with a spoon full of meth.] Hi, mister! (Demon: Go fuck yourself!) (One demon opens his window, revealing his apartment on fire.) Demon #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul ♫ (Charlie: Hello!) Demon #2: ♫ And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! ♫ (Charlie: Ah, excuse me!) Demon #3: ♫ Doing what is required, we all have our role. ♫ Sinner #1: ♫ I'm not doin' well! ♫ Demons: ♫ Another shitty day in Hell! ♫ (Charlie climbs on the trunk of the destroyed car and faces the other direction.) Charlie: ♫ If I can show them the dream I've dreamed. ♫ ♫ That any soul can change! ♫ (From the Hazbin Hotel, Vaggie comes into the watchtower, as if she's calling out to her girlfriend.) (Vaggie: ♫ Those angels' minds are hard to change. ♫) ♫ Then they will know everyone can be redeemed. ♫ ♫ From the evil to the strange! ♫ (Vaggie: ♫ They're bloodthirsty and deranged! ♫) ♫ I can hear all their stories. ♫ ♫ The lost and displaced. ♫ ♫ And I know that they're more of an acquired taste. ♫ ♫ But! if I open the door and I give them a place. ♫ ♫ At my Hazbin Hotel. It'll be a happy day in Hell! ♫ [A truck comes by, and Charlie hitches a ride from behind so she can get around the city such as the porn studios, and the Cannibal Town.] Charlie: ♫ From the porn studio. ♫ ♫ Where the cinephiles go. ♫ ♫ To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows! ♫ ♫ To the Cannibal Town. Where they don't wear a frown 'cause. ♫ [Charlie was shot in the eye with blood from one of the corpses that the cannibals were eating on.] Charlie: ♫ Holy shit! ♫ ♫ And I don't give a crow that. His brain's got in my eye! ♫ ♫ Cause I know I can spare them. From Heaven's genocide! ♫ ♫ I can do this, I just know it! ♫ (Sinner #1: ♫ There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. ♫) ♫ I'll get Heaven behind my plans! ♫ ♫ There's just no way I could blow it. ♫ (Sinner #2: I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole.) ♫ Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! ♫ ♫ To change their minds. ♫ [Right in the moment, a slug with a trenchcoat comes into picture, exhibiting his nudist body in front of Charlie, which creeps her out.] (Trenchcoat Demon: ♫ And touch my parts! ♫) Charlie: Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna... ♫ Fulfill my destiny!♫ (Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, bitch!) ♫ I can already tell! ♫ ♫ Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!♫ [Charlie has gotten to right where she wants to be, the Heaven Embassy with the watchtower. She opens the door to peek inside.] Charlie: Hello! voice echoes [Charlie enters through the door and finds the whole embassy deserted. She walks to the front desk to check in.] Charlie: Hello? voice echoes Creepy... [Charlie comes to the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her.] Charlie: Oh, okay... signs it Also creepy. [The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Charlie the meeting room, and she enters inside the dark room with no one around.] Charlie: Uh...hello? Is anyone here? [The lights suddenly switched on, revealing two angels at the end of the room, with one being a exorcist lieutenant, Lute and the big boss leader of the Angel Army, Adam, who is eating a rib in his hand.] Adam: 'Sup! Charlie: Holy, shit! [Charlie immediately fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of two angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.] Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you. Adam: Yeah, I know. Charlie: Okay, well. [Adam eats his rib like a buzzsaw] Charlie: It's nice to meet you. Adam: Totally. It's nice to meet you, too. [Adam reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.] Adam: Ha! I fucking got you. turns to Lute Did you see that? [Lute nods once.] Adam: Good shit. [Charlie was trying to get something straight with Adam being a hologram.] Charlie: Uh...so, wait. You aren't here? Adam: No, you think I'd come down there? laughs No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! it's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know? chuckles Ew. Charlie: Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about- [Adam puts his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.] Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little. Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you. [Adam takes a plate of ribs he's been eating toward Charlie.] Adam: Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it. Charlie: Uh...thanks. [Charlie goes to take a piece of a rib, but her hand passes right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, as they fizz on and off from the touch, and Adam laughs.] Adam: I got you again, bitch! laughs Fuckin' hilarious! [Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside Adam's hyper laughter.] (The scene cuts back to the Hazbin Hotel, where the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him. Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.) Vaggie: Okay, so, Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. (Turning to Alastor) Alastor? (Alastor snaps his fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old photography camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie is unamused.) Vaggie: A video camera? Alastor: Hmmm. (Despite his extreme distaste for modern technology, Alastor adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps his fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.) Vaggie: Alright! Let's do this! (The camera switches into the point of view of the video camera recording the bar scene, with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws and Angel Dust sitting on a bar stool. The camera whirrs as it brings the two into focus.) Vaggie: And… Action! (Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.) Husk: "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?" Angel Dust: "I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place…on the path to redemption!" (Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.) Husk: "Well, you come—" Angel Dust: (moaning) "Oh, yes!" Husk: (bored) …"to the right place." (Vaggie has had it, and stops recording.) Vaggie: Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face? Husk: (Angrily) I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit! Angel Dust: Well, we could improv this shit, baby cakes. (gets closer to Husk's face) Rrawwr. (purrs seductively) (Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him off the counter painfully hard.) Husk: Whoops. (Husk grabs a bottle and drinks it.) Vaggie: (Offscreen) Husk, come on. (Cutting back to Charlie's meeting with Adam, she's looked bored, propping herself on her elbows while listening to Adam exaggeratingly boasting about himself and his sex life.) Adam: So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!" (pointing to his penis down the table) All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? (Lute shaking her head) No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! (eats a mouthful of ribs sloppily) So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend? Charlie: Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you…Oh…. (Charlie puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why her mother left him, making her wince.) Charlie: (low voice) That explains so much. Adam: I know. I fucking rock. (Holds up his hand in the sign of the horns.) (Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand.) Charlie: Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir. Adam: Call me, Dickmaster. Charlie: Adam. You seem like a smart— (pauses) …well, stand up guy. Adam: (picking his teeth) Uh-huh. Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius! Adam: I mean, your words, babe. Charlie: Who would really love to put his name on something. Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best! Charlie: It's a solution to our biggest problem! Adam: Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch. Charlie: No! Our... other biggest problem. Adam: Oh…uh..ugly people? Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem. (Charlie stares at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is.) Adam: Ummm... [Cuts back to the hotel. Niffty tries to stab a bug. She tries to stab the bug, but misses, and starts stabbing the bug multiple times before Vaggie stops her] Niffty: Stab! Stab! Stab! Vaggie: Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay? Niffty: Got it. I'm ready. [Vaggie turns the camera to Niffty.] Vaggie: Action! [Upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie lowers the camera, looking puzzled. Angel also peers in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with a ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out.] Vaggie: Uhh, cut. Niffty: snaps out of it and back to her cheerful self (giggles) How was that? Vaggie: Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again. Niffty: Ok! Vaggie: Action! [Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.] Angel Dust: smug (whisper) You're doing great, Vagina. Vaggie: (irritated) Cut! Alright, uhh… maybe we can try to… fix it in post. Angel Dust: Do you even know what that means? Vaggie: angrily I'll figure it out! [The next scene cuts to a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration before Alastor enters the room.] Alastor: Seems like you're having a bit of a trouble there, hmm? Vaggie: Ugh, este pendejo... Why are you even here? [Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to her.] Alastor: For the entertainment. [Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures.] Alastor: I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and (shadow disappears) fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job! [Vaggie, getting ticked off by Alastor and his carefree insults, stands up and turns the camera toward him.] Vaggie: (points the camera to Alastor) And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that— [As Vaggie is panning the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the sparking camera onto the floor.] Vaggie: UGH! Alastor: I wouldn't try that, my dear. (pointing to his face) This face was made for RADIO. [As Alastor explains, his pupils turn into the shape of radio dials, and the scene goes nearly static before fixing itself back to normal on Vaggie. She has had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him.] Vaggie: That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so (imitating Alastor's voice) "entertaining" (back to normal voice) to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass? [As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor watches her with narrowed eyes.] Alastor: [shrugging] Fair enough. [approaches her] I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal. Vaggie: Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you? Alastor: Not for your soul, just a simple deal. I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again. [Vaggie has second thoughts on letting Alastor do the work for her.] Alastor: Or…Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice. [Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before making her decision.] Vaggie: sighs Fine. [Vaggie picks up the camera and places it in Alastor's hand, where green energy skulls start swirling around it.] Alastor: Now then! [Alastor evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Husk, and Niffty, and dressing up everyone in the Roaring Twenties. Ink demons are conjured up as additional film crew members.] Vaggie: Alright everyone, let's make a fucking commercial. [Cuts to Charlie looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity.] Adam: You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, (high pitched-voice) "Hey, I thought you wanted equality." Charlie: NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell! Adam: Ohh. (pauses, then laughs) Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered! (turning to Lute) Lute, how many demons did you kill this year? Lute: Got 275 this year, sir. Adam: 275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it. [Adam raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she does.] Charlie: Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people. You know that, right? Adam: Oh yeah. That must suck for you! bursts into laughter Charlie: But these are souls...Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven. Lute: (coldly) They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation. Charlie: You're wrong. Sinners made mistakes, sure, but everyone makes mistakes. Lute: Angels don't make mistakes. Charlie: You really think that. Lute: I know that. Adam: Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life. [As Lute comes around the table, the scene turns slightly darker with ominous red.] Lute: The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your Hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter? Adam: Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it. Charlie: Oh, fuck! [Charlie rushes to present her plan as fast as she can, summoning a stack of papers to the table.] Charlie: Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes. (clears throat) [Charlie starts singing quickly, pulling drawings from the stack to show them what she means.] Charlie: ♫ I know Hell's population is out of control. ♫ ♫ It's a bad situation. ♫ ♫ It's taking a toll. ♫ ♫ If we rehab these Sinners. ♫ ♫ And cleanse all their souls. ♫ ♫ At my Hazbin Hotel—♫ [Charlie puts down the drawings she's holding and reaches for another.] Charlie: Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination! ♫ This is my fanart of you killing my people. ♫ ♫ Just to kill once a year. ♫ ♫ And it must be annoying. ♫ ♫ To schlep all the way here. ♫ ♫ If they join you in Heaven. ♫ ♫ That trip disappears! ♫ ♫ You can wave that chore farewell. ♫ ♫ (deep breath) It'll be a happy day in— ♫ Adam: ♫ Let me stop you right there. ♫ Charlie: Oh— Adam: ♫ Save us all precious time. ♫ Charlie: Okay... Adam: ♫ If what you're suggesting. ♫ ♫ Is letting them climb. ♫ ♫ Up the ladder. ♫ ♫ Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? ♫ Charlie: Well, uh— Adam: ♫ Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates! ♫ ♫ 'Cause Hell is forever. ♫ ♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫ ♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫ ♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫ ♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫ ♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫ ♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫ ♫ Lute will now do a super fucking cool transition! ♫ Charlie: Okay, but— Adam: ♫ Just try to chillax, babe. ♫ ♫ You're wasting your breath. ♫ Charlie: Hehe... Adam: ♫ Did I hear you imply. ♫ ♫ That they don't deserve death? ♫ Are they Winners? ♫ ♫ Are they Sinners? ♫ ♫ 'Cause it's cut and dry. ♫ Charlie: Well, actually, if you take a look— Adam: ♫ Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! ♫ ♫ And when all's said and done (Said and done) ♫ ♫ There's the question of fun (Fun) ♫ ♫ And for those of us with Divine Ordainment. ♫ ♫ Extermination is entertainment! ♫ ♫ Bow-now-now-nownow ♫ ♫ Guitar solo, fuck yeah! ♫ ♫ [Adam sings guitar solo] ♫ [Charlie gets up after being knocked down by Adam] Charlie: Ugh... [Oh wait back to lyrics] Adam: ♫ Hell is forever. ♫ ♫ Whether you like it or not. ♫ ♫ Had their chance to behave better. ♫ [Four golden mirages of Exorcists appear, surrounding Charlie from all sides.] (Charlie: Where the hell did you people come from?!) ♫ Now they boil in the pot. ♫ ♫ 'Cause the rules are black and white. ♫ ♫ There's no use in tryin' to fight it. ♫ ♫ They're burnin' for their lives. ♫ ♫ Until we kill 'em again! ♫ ♫ Fuckin' Hell is forever. ♫ ♫ And it's meant to suck a lot. ♫ ♫ So give up your dumb endeavor. ♫ ♫ 'Cause you don't have a shot! ♫ [Charlie gets so angry that she turns into her demon form, making a growling noise as she burns the paper she's holding] ♫ Long as I've got your attention. ♫ ♫ I guess I should probably mention. ♫ ♫ That we've made the determination. ♫ ♫ To move up the next Extermination! ♫ [He brandishes a scroll reading "FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!!"] Charlie: What?! Adam: ♫ Can't wait a whole year. ♫ ♫ To slaughter those little c****. ♫ ♫ I know it's just been a week. ♫ ♫ But we'll be back in six months! ♫ [Despite being a hologram, Adam grabs Charlie and throws her right out of the door. Lute throws her papers after her.] Charlie: Um, wait, you-you— [As Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door slowly closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. It fully closes before she can reach him.] Charlie: Ugh, SHIT! [Defeated, Charlie slams a fist on the door before the scene cuts to black.] [Charlie sadly returns to the hotel. Vaggie runs to her and hugs her.] Vaggie: Charlie! How did it go, did they listen? Charlie: Oh, they sure did… hear it. But, um- Vaggie: Oh, come here! We have something exciting to show you. [Vaggie leads Charlie to the group] Vaggie: Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air. Alastor: I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha! Charlie: Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one? Angel Dust: Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself. Charlie: beaming and tearing up That's... that's amazing. Angel Dust: Sshh, it's starting. Vaggie (On TV): Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel - [TV cuts to a breaking news report] [Vaggie, Charlie and Angel get annoyed and angrily complain. Niffty claps and giggles.] Katie Killjoy: Breaking news in Hell today! We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom? Tom Trench: No, what does that mean, Katie? Katie Killjoy: It means we're all royally fucked! Eye twitches [Screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days until the next Extermination.] Angel Dust: Huh, that's weird! He is very observant, having the ability to read people and understand their problems well (even when they don't themselves), which makes him quick to notice when someone isn't being genuine with him, something he doesn't enjoy. He values authenticity and seems to understand himself and his own issues well too, openly accepting that his reliance on alcohol and gambling hasn't helped him feel better. He is surprisingly empathetic and willing to give a non-judgmental listening ear to those who need it, and shows a sweeter and more protective side to those he forms a more substantial connection to. Abilities: Immortality - As a sinner, Husk is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when he died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. He also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury, however, he can only be permanently killed with angelic weaponry. Flight - Husk has a large pair of avian wings that he can use to fly. Though, it has been stated that he doesn't fly often, both because he is lazy and because he is not fond of his demon form in general. Energy generation - Husk can create and manipulate an orange-gold energy full of spades, diamonds, clovers, and hearts. Molecular acceleration – Husk can charge objects with explosive or slicing power, further weaponizing his dice and playing cards to devastating effect. As shown, Husk make the cards and dice explode once he throws them, or slice the target with cards he throws. The explosions Husk creates have orange-gold smoke. Pyrokinesis - Husk can also ignite his dice and golden rings in fire to increase their lethality. Skillset: Multilingualism - Aside from English, Husk can speak the following languages fluently: Italian, Russian, German, Mandarin Chinese, Spanish, and Japanese. Musical talent - Husk can play the saxophone to a professional standard. He is also adept at singing. Gambling and sleight-of-hand - It's unclear whether Husk has any elevated skill when it comes to the actual playing of gambling related games, such as Poker, as he's noted to frequently cheat using his sleight-of-hand talents. Husk is shown to have skill in controlling the game, however, and has the ability to take an entire pot out from under a group of other players. Mixology - Working as the Hotel's bartender, he can mix different drinks together. Husk's name means "a dried-up, and subsequently worthless exterior of something", which is descriptive of his character, as he's shown to be merely what is left over of the man he once was. Niffty: Niffty is a sinner demon who works as the maid, cook, and pest control for the Hazbin Hotel. She is a major character in Hazbin Hotel. She was summoned to work in the Hotel along with Husk by their mutual associate, Alastor. Appearance: Niffty is a small and slender, cyclops demon with pointed limbs, white skin, and one large eye. Her eye sports a light yellow iris, thick eyelashes, a hot-pink sclera with a yellow gradient, and a large pie eye-cut pupil. When feeling homicidal, her pupil shrinks and her eye gains black veins. Her short chin-length red-pink hair is kept into a slightly messy and choppy 1950s bob cut with a curl on each side, and a single light yellow streak located at the top. Her mouth has sharp light pale yellow teeth inside and black lips, and small hot-pink dots on each of the corners. Niffty's attire is a black neckerchief around her neck, and a 1950s red-pink maid dress under a white apron with three hot-pink dripping splotches. She also wears long black gloves which covers most of her hands and arms, along with matching-colored tights. Personality: Niffty is hyper, spontaneous, partly sadistic, and agile, being very quick on her feet. She is easily entertained, easily distracted, and easily excitable. She dislikes when there is a mess in any room, and has a fixation on men in general. However, she appears to only like "bad boys", including a brief obsession with Sir Pentious. She isn't afraid to get dirty, and enjoys cleaning everyone's messes with a gleeful, yet creepy charm. Abilities: Immortality - As a sinner, Niffty is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when she died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. She also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury. Fire immunity - When Alastor summoned Niffty from the Hotel's fireplace, she was entirely unaffected by the fire. Superhuman speed and agility - Niffty is capable of rushing to her desired locations easily and is able to make her way around her surroundings with little to no effort. She can even run from one side of Pentagram City to another in record time when determined enough. High pain tolerance - Niffty can handle dubious amount of pain and shrug it off as if it is nothing, even seemingly enjoying it. Stealth - Because of her small size and speed she can sneak up on others Skillset: Jack-of-all-trades - Niffty is shown to be talented in a handful of ways. She excels at cleaning, cooking, sewing, and outside of work, she spends time reading and writing fanfiction. She can also play the tambourine and guitar. Musical talent - She can sing, including fluently in Japanese, and can play also the guitar and the tambourine very aptly. Weaponry: Needles - Niffty owns several sewing needles, one of which is a big, stiletto-like needle, which she usually uses to individually stab every bug she sees. Likes: Sewing, Fanfiction, Cooking, Cleaning, Being forced, Pain, Inflicting pain, Experiencing pain, Collecting, Collecting hair/fur from people, Hoarding cleaning supplies, Crafting, Making crowns out of dead roaches, Men/Boys, Bad boys, Playing with the kitty, Handling sharp things/weapons, Needles, Knives, Broken glass shards, Stabbing, Blood, Tormenting insects, Putting on insect puppet shows, Murdering people, Being touched, Guns, Working at the Hazbin Hotel, Charlie's dream, Hanging out with Alastor. Dislikes: Pests, Bugs (sometimes), Rats (partially), Anything messy, Being called a mess, Being recorded, The hotel windows being destroyed, Good boys, Alastor being in danger. Sexuality: Straight. Species: Sinner Demon. Gender: Female. Age: 22 (biological). Abilities: Bilingualism (Japanese), Cooking, Cleaning, Sewing, Melee proficiency, Instrumental Talent, Superhuman strength, Superhuman speed. Status: Active. Razzle and Dazzle: Razzle and Dazzle are two small sized demons who serve the Royal Family of Hell and are often with Charlie Morningstar as her personal bodyguards. They are supporting characters who made their debut in the Hazbin Hotel pilot. Appearance: Razzle and Dazzle have similar red fur, long black horns, yellow eyes with red irises, similar suits, and red bow ties. However, Razzle has more pink fur and his eyes are reptilian-like with thin vertical pupils, while Dazzle's fur is more scarlet and his eyes are larger, with his pupils being round and circular. Both possess dragon-like wings, and their tails are long with the end shaped into a point. Their "hands" have close resemblance to hooves, and their cheeks have pink spots, as well as what appear to be freckles located beside their eyes. Razzle appears to have a normal looking tongue, while Dazzle has a more snake-like one. Razzle's fur is a light shade of red, while the stripe going down his snout is darker red in comparison, whereas Dazzle's fur is the exact opposite: dark red with the stripe on his snout being a lighter shade of red. Personalities: According to Vivziepop, they have distinct personalities, with one being goofier than the other. There are, however, similar traits they seem to share as well, including being mischievous and loyal to Charlie, and logically to the rest of her family. They also may have a sweet tooth, as they are first seen enjoying doughnuts together. They also appear to like playing music, which was shown when they jumped to the chance to play the piano when Charlie started singing in the pilot. Angel Dust: Anthony, more commonly known as Angel Dust, is an adult film star in Hell and one of the main protagonists of Hazbin Hotel. A famous porn star and the first sinner the hotel is attempting to redeem. Appearance: Angel is a tall, slim, spider-like demon with two pairs of arms, and whose height towers over the rest of the main cast; standing around 8 feet when wearing his heels. His fur is mostly white which forms into a mop of fluff resembling hair, extending from the front and back of his head with light pink spots across it, alongside a pink heart-shape on the back of his head. His fur also has a light pink outline of a heart which encircles his chest, in which the lower proportion extends past his waistline and down to his crotch area. His arms also have light pink stripes which additionally, his top set have light pink forearms while his second set have light pink fingers. His eyes sported cerise-pink pupils and heterochronic-colored sclera - pale yellow (right) and black (left). His eyes also included rather thick eyelashes and and light pink upper-eyelids with the color extending to his eyebrows, mimicking eyeshadow. Below his eyes are three, small, cerise freckle-like dots which are actually a smaller pair of eyes. He also has a mouth full of sharp and pointed teeth inside, in which a single golden fang can be seen. Angel’s chest is covered in a large amount of his fur, in which it gave the appearance of pair of well-developed breasts. He also intentionally pushes up into a breast-like formation with his tightly-pinned jacket for show. For attire, Angel wears a black choker around his neck, and a long, white-striped light pink suit-blazer which includes black lapels and a small, cerise heart design on the lower back. He also sported a bowtie with a cerise center, a small miniskirt and long heeled thigh-high boots, which are all colored in the same very dark burgundy. He accessorizes with two different sets of long arm-length gloves; on his upper set of arms are cerise pink gloves with white scallops on the cuffs, and on his lower arms are plain white gloves. In background artwork as seen in the Pilot, under his boots Angel sported spider-like feet. Angel is brash and sarcastic, with a quick, sharp wit. He will often use these traits to deflect criticism or insults, and side-step responsibility. He will switch between playful and destructive as he pleases, and his humor tends to be crude and crass, with an emphasis on dirty jokes and innuendos, which he feels is expected of him and actively plays into. He also makes a show of looking down others, declaring the other denizens of Hell to be mostly "ugly freaks". As a result, Angel can often appear flippant and callous. He is stylish and performs an excessive amount of confidence with his public persona, being wildly flirtatious and interested in receiving positive attention for his looks and the profile he has made for himself in Hell. In reality, this is all a fake persona he believes he needs, and uses it to be preemptively defensive and hide much of his true, more sensitive and insecure self for his own protection, not expecting those around him to show him actual kindness. His self destructing behavior, such as allowing others to spike his drink at clubs and take advantage of him, is Angel's escape to forget about all the bad and the hurt in his life. Angel has friends, but while he cares about them and will sometimes show signs of wanting to reach out, he keeps many walls up between himself and others, being very protective of his true feelings and avoiding holding overly emotional relationships. He held a cynical view on the idea of redemption, although he seems to still hold onto a small hope it may be possible for him. Abilities: Immortality - As a Sinner, Angel Dust is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when he died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. He also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury. Retractable arms - Angel has a third set of arms that he keeps hidden and only uses them as his last resort and can use them to hide Weapons like his Tommy guns for usage. Venomous bite - Angel Dust has a venomous bite. Sensitivity - Angel can sense incoming storms from a mile away. Athleticism - Since Angel is based on the jumping spider, he is able to jump incredible heights. Date of death: 1947 Cause of death: Drug overdose. Likes: Drugs, Sex, Being abrasive, Pranks, Fighting, Cooking, Flirting with other men, Men, Popsicles, The color pink, Money, Italian food, Husk, Hanging out with his friends, Drinking, Drinking with Husk and Cherri Bomb, Charlie's dream, Messing with Vaggie. Dislikes: Himself, Anyone prying into his past, Losing credibility, Memorizing scripts, Niffty getting into trouble, Niffty handling weapons, Anyone pointing out his façade, Being called fake, How much drugs and alcohol cost, Anyone else ending up like him, Anyone discrediting his acting, Charlie's scriptwriting. Sexuality: Gay. Gender: Male. Age: 30s (biological). Abilities: Retractable set of arms, Weapon proficiency, Weather sensitivity, Athleticism, Cooking, Bilingualism (Italian). Status: Active. Angels: Angels are supernatural creatures consisting of deceased human souls and native citizens that inhabit Heaven. Description: Angels refer to the entities that are found in Heaven, encompassing beings that are both native species of the realm and humans that were elevated to one at time of death, such as Adam. Culture: Angel society follows cultural lines that mirror humanity and Hell in some regards, but it appears more advanced. It has its own laws and rules, facilities that provide goods and services (television, stores, multiplexes, shops, etc.), entertainment (stadiums, theaters, etc.), and recreation, such as skate parks. Hierarchy: Angels have their own hierarchy, with certain groups and tiers of angels dictating the degrees of authority in their government, such as the high-ranking Seraphim. This hierarchy is roughly divided into tiers; going top-to-bottom, it is as follows: Speaker of God — An angel who acts directly on behalf of God; serves as a liaison and holds spiritual authority above all other angels. Seraphim — Heavenborn Angels who are extremely powerful; often regarded as the dominant or upper-intermediate class of the celestial order. Archangels — Angel class of high power and strength, known for being high in Holy power. Apparently, a winner can become an archangel such as Adam. Winners — Human souls who lived virtuously on Earth and ascended to Heaven; now immortal, but generally ranked below the Seraphim and the Virtues. Sinners can redeem themselves and ascend to Heaven as a winner. Heavenborn angels — A class of angels native to Heaven, usually of moderate or lower rank within the hierarchy. It has also been stated that the powers angels possess are distinct from the powers that demons possess, with the former inherently holding dominion over the latter. Cultural Relations: Some demons and angels hold disdain for each other. This includes Sinners and Exorcists holding disdain for each other because of the annual Exterminations. In some cases, angels see themselves above demons. Biology: Appearance: Angels have a large diversity of forms and shapes, with an overarching theme of light pastel colors and celestial imagery. Most, if not all, angels possess wings and a halo, the latter of which can come in various shapes and colors. Angels can come in forms that have no human resemblance, with their appearances favoring an ethereal, alien-like aesthetic. This is most apparent in the higher-ranking Angels, who have humanoid figures but combine features of earthly creatures such as feathers and eyes with physical or abstract objects like fire and metallic rings. Some of these angels can also adopt more human forms without these traits, although it is unknown whether this is a transformation or a disguise. Conversely, some species of angel do resemble animals and humanoids. Exorcists: The Exorcists are the main antagonists of Hazbin Hotel. They are angels who make up Adam's private military force sent down from Heaven annually in an event known as the extermination to kill as many sinners as possible both to manage Hell's overpopulation and prevent any potential uprising against Heaven. Description: During an extermination, they appear to primarily target sinners who are outside. It is unclear if they will attempt to enter buildings to find targets. Exorcists are very bloodthirsty and love violence. They seem to take sadistic joy in killing demons, and are not above killing even a weaker, defenseless demon. Cultural Relations: Sinners, who are targeted annually, fear and hate Exorcists due to them having the ability to murder thousands of sinners during the extermination with angelic weaponry. Exorcists are allowed to be in public in Heaven, even as far as wearing their uniforms. Most of Heaven doesn't know about the exterminations. Adam: Adam was a Winner Angel and the main antagonist of the first season of Hazbin Hotel. He made his official debut alongside his lieutenant, Lute, in "{{char}}". He was the first human man created and the first human soul to enter Heaven. After becoming an angel, he became the commander of the angelic military force known as Exorcists, and served Heaven as forerunner of the Extermination movement. Appearance: Adam was an angel with a human appearance. Most of the time, he wore a mask that appeared similar to other Exorcists, though with normal-looking eyes and golden facial expressions. The mask also held a pair of horns similar to an Exorcist, albeit longer, smoother, and with a golden ornamental attachment on the tips. Under his mask, he is revealed to be a fair-skinned angel with golden-yellow eyes that have dark bags underneath, a stubble-beard on his chin, and slightly messy, short cedar-brown colored hair. He also had a pair of large and golden wings on his back. In contrast to other angels that have appeared thus far, Adam's halo was bright gold in appearance, and similar to the Exorcists, has two spikes pointing up and down from each other, though these spikes are located at the front of his halo. He wore a white and golden cloak that appears to have a large 'A' symbol emblazoned on the front, and had gold-tipped spikes on the back of his collar. His visible hands were black in appearance. Personality: Adam appeared very egotistical and unsympathetic. As the leader of his Exorcist army, he took his stance as the Exorcists' head figure very seriously, sending antagonistic threats towards demons and anyone for standing in their way or whoever disobeyed his command, as he did so with Vaggie for refusing to kill a Sinner, cutting her wings, and leaving her in Hell. He also displayed traits of extreme narcissism and chauvinism, believing himself the perfect man due to being the first and claiming he had never made a mistake in his life, since he was the first man to be born on Earth, and he claimed that all the male bloodline came from him and brag about how big and great his dick is. Adam did not appear to be aware that his egotistical and depraved behavior towards Lilith was the cause of her leaving him. When meeting Charlie Morningstar, he didn't hate her for being a child of the woman he was married to before she fell in love with Lucifer, and was relatively patient with her, although remained dismissive of her suggestions. Adam was also sexist, constantly addressing other women as "bitches" and enjoyed their sexual depravity. Despite this, he seemed to have a good relationship with Lute, whom he seemed to have in very high esteem, even though he was her superior. Abilities: Longevity - As told in "{{char}}", Adam had existed since the creation of the world, meaning he was at least thousands of years old and presumably was unable to die of old age. Flight - Adam had a set of wings that he could use to fly at great speed. He could also remove a feather from his wings to use as a quill pen. Nephokinesis - He could control clouds he creates and make them into steps. Cloud creation - With a flap of his wings, he can create a gust of clouds around him. Conjuration - Adam could summon objects as he pleased, summoning his guitar and physical Exorcist copies during Hell is Forever, a golden scroll informing Charlie of Heaven's decision to move up the next Extermination, and a piece of golden paper to write on in court. Alteration - Adam also showed he could alter the objects he created. Angelic power - As an archangel, adam possessed a high degree of angelic power, especially as the leader of the Exorcists. His strength was proven to be immense, surpassing all but the strongest of Demons. Skillset: Musical talent - He was capable of singing and in "{{char}}" was implied to have been part of a band. Guitar-playing - Adam was talented at playing the guitar and did so seemingly whenever he could. Axe proficiency - Adam wielded his guitar-axe with amazing skill as he could fight out and seriously wound Alastor during their duel. Leadership - Adam appeared to be a competent and capable leader of the Exorcists, often personally leading them into battle. Additionally, Adam appears to genuinely care for his subordinates. Strategic mind - In "{{char}}" Adam demonstrates sound and logical thinking both in and out of combat; in the former, Adam waits to begin the next extermination so as not to prematurely reveal his plan, while in the latter, Adam personally attacks high-threat targets to even the odds for his Exorcists, as seen with his battle with Alastor, since he recognized him as the conjurer of the hotel's barrier. Likes: Himself, Ribs, Music, Playing the guitar, Putting his name on things, Pranking people, Killing demons, The Extermination, Charlie and Vaggie's relationship, Bragging about himself, Bragging about being the first man. Dislikes: Demons, Charlie's idea of redemption, Hell's "bummer" atmosphere, Herpes, Ugly people, Math, Radio, Jazz, Lute's over-the-top descriptions, Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer mocking him. Species: Winner Archangel. Gender: Male. Age: As old as the Earth. Abilities: Angelic power, Longevity, Flight, Conjuration, Portal creation, Light manipulation, Nephokinesis. Lute: Lute is the lieutenant of the Exorcists and a major antagonist in Hazbin Hotel who debuted in the episode "{{char}}". Appearance: Lute wears attire near identical to other Exorcists, but with her mask's horns curved backwards. The only visual difference from other Exorcists is that her mask's right pupil is a white circle with an X over it instead of a white X. She also usually has bloodstains on her grey minidress. Under her mask, Lute is revealed to be a humanoid white-skinned angel with pale yellow-golden eyes, black lips, and short pale white hair that has been cut into an asymmetrical bob cut with an undercut. She also appears to have grey eyeshadow for makeup. Personality: Lute was Adam's lieutenant and stoic subordinate who was always by his side. She and Adam appeared to have a friendly relationship, with Adam complimenting her on her large kill count, and Lute joining him in his antics. Even agreeing with almost everything he would say, such as how angels are perfect and don't make mistakes. Non-Important Characters: Katie Killjoy: Katie Killjoy is a sinner demon and the head anchor of 666 News, Hell's premiere news station. She is a supporting antagonist who made her debut in the Hazbin Hotel pilot. Appearance: Katie is a tall, very thin, white-skinned humanoid demon with a long neck that mirrors her torso. She has a large round head and short blonde hair in a neck-length bob cut styled to flair out into an almost fan-like shape with lighter-colored streaks, and bangs that are swept to the side. Her eyes have rose-colored sclera and normally non-visible white pupils, and she also has red lipstick on her lips for makeup, as well as rose red-polished nails. Her attire consists of a set of pearl earrings, a matching pearl-choker necklace around her neck, a black-trimmed rose red blazer with a sweetheart neckline and enclosed by two black buttons, a black pencil skirt with white bell-bottom pants worn over it, and crimson heels. Personality: Katie is arrogant, selfish, and narcissistic. She openly derides Charlie's plan to rehabilitate demons. She cares mostly about her own image, the hottest stories, and the latest gossip. Katie is aggressive and seems to always be on edge. She deliberately spills hot coffee on Tom's crotch, while insulting and threatening Charlie. At the same time, Katie does not tolerate insults in her direction, and when Charlie snaps and calls her a bitch, Killjoy instantly falls into a rage and rushes at the princess with her fists. Tom Trench: Tom Trench is a sinner demon and co-anchorman at 666 News. He is a supporting character in Hazbin Hotel who made his debut alongside his co-anchorman, Katie Killjoy, in the pilot. Appearance: Tom is a humanoid demon with the face and neck being that of an expressive gas mask, and light blonde sweeped-hair with paler streaks. He is seen wearing a blue-grey suit-blazer with slightly darker-colored lapels, worn over a lighter blue-grey collared shirt with a red necktie. He also has a red pocket square, hale-navy trousers, black dress shoes, and on his hands it appears to be covered with dark gray gloves. Personality: Tom appears to have somewhat of a perverted personality, as he frequently makes sexual comments while covering stories on 666 News. He also appears to be neutral with Katie Killjoy's mean-spirited nature, and even participates in the mockery of Charlie after the reveal of Angel Dust's participation in the turf war and the subsequent undermining of Charlie's presentation of her project. Despite this, it is implied that Tom is nicer than his co-host, as he looked ashamed when she kept making fun of Charlie. Being a passive person, he also tolerates Katie's antagonistic behavior targeted at him, but often still ends up bearing the brunt of her rage due to his own tactlessness. Abilities: Immortality - As a sinner, Tom is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when he died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. He also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury, however, he can only be permanently killed with angelic weaponry.