Hazbin Hotel - Ep 0(?): That's Entertainment! (PILOT)

'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily... I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...! [The scene cuts back to the demons watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack. A mysterious figure (Alastor) walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching.] Cameraman Demon: snickers Stupid. Vaggie: punches the cameraman square in the face Charlie: looks around, saddened Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you. [Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their back-up vocals.] Vaggie: facepalms Oh, no... [Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack, Alastor and his shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.] Charlie: ♫ I have a dream, I'm here to tell! / walks away from the piano as two news staff look at each other About a wonderful fantastic new takes out a drawing of the Happy Hotel hotel! ♫ Charlie: ♫ Yes, it's one-of-a-kind! Right here in Hell, catering to a specific clientele boops Dazzle's nose. ♫ [Killjoy is in shock as Trench looks around, confused.] Charlie: ♫ Inside of every demon is a rainbow throws her arm around the necks of two bird demons! Inside every sinner is a shiny smile passes underneath a hellhound's tail! Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac is a jolly, happy cupcake-loving man hands the masked demon a sparkling cupcake and pats his head! ♫ Charlie: ♫ We can turn them 'round! turns to Killjoy and Trench They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time, down at the Happy Hotel! camera pans to the audience where Vaggie stands with a disappointed expression ♫ Charlie: ♫ So, all you junkies takes out syringe from a doll demon's head, freaks takes a pic with a Siamese twin demon in its cage, and weirdos fends off a several-eyed blob demon. Creepers stares at a snail demon out the window, fuck-ups boops a couch demon on the nose, crooks, and zeroes returns the stolen money to charity, and down-fallen superheroes throws her hands behind the necks of two supervillain demons, help is here! ♫ Charlie: ♫ All of you cretins dips her hair into the water by the pier, sluts holds out a pair of panties in disgust, and losers, sexual deviants backs away from the sex offenders, and boozers turns to face a depressed demon, and prescription drug abusers throws away the drugs a blue demon is taking into a burning trash can, need not fear! Charlie: ♫ Forever again A demon lands on a wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Charlie and Dazzle, we'll cure your sin shows the demon her clipboard! We'll make you well Dazzle injects a happiness serum into the patient, you'll feel so swell! Right here in Hell briefly turns to her full demonic form, at the Happy Hotel! ♫ [Razzle continues to aggressively play the piano.] Charlie: ♫ slides over to Killjoy's right There'll be no more fire, slides over to Trench's left and no more screams. Just puppy dog kisses holds a dog close to her face, and cotton candy dreams holds out a stick of cotton candy, and puffy-wuffy clouds cuddles both the dog and cotton candy, you're gonna be like "Wow!" camera pans out showing the clouds forming the word "Wow!" Once you check in with meee shows a check-in chart! ♫ [Vaggie is seen with both her hands covering her face.] Charlie: ♫ So, all your cartoon porn addictions confiscates a neckbeard demon's cartoon porn magazine, vegan rants confiscates a vegan demon's Hellphone and takes a selfie with it, psychic predictions confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a psychic demon, ancient Roman crucifixions avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons, end right here throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff! ♫ Charlie: ♫ All you monsters clenches the hands of two monstrous demons, thieves, and crazies points finger guns over a dog demon trying to steal baguettes from Zestial who unfurls his cloak to terrify him, cannibals tempts the cannibals with a severed arm on a plate, and crying babies looks at a possum mother and her rabid babies, annoyed, frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer pulls a hellhound with rabies close to her! ♫ Charlie: ♫ You'll be complete completes a puzzle demon as the camera pans out! It'll be so neat a wrecking ball demon destroys the puzzle demon as Charlie gives two thumbs up! Our service can't be beat in her bellhop uniform! You'll be on easy street, yes hugs three demons! Life will be sweet turns to her demonic form at the Happy Hoteeel twirls happily in flames as she jumps up, revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her! Yeah! ♫ [Charlie ends the song, rather exhausted as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.] Top Hat Demon: Wow! ...That was shit! [Everyone in the audience including Killjoy and Trench begin to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news and the demons look uninterested] Blue Flame Demon: deadpan Booooo! Katie Killjoy: What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?! You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! continues to laugh Charlie: Well, we have a patron already, who believes in our cause and he's shown incredible progress! Katie Killjoy: feigns shock Oh? And who might that be? Charlie: tries to look smug and confident Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust! Tom Trench: The porn star? Katie Killjoy: turns to him menacingly You fucking would, Tom! turns back to Charlie In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube motions doing a handjob. Charlie: Oh, I beg to differ! begins to count on her fingers He's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now. News Staff: offscreen Breaking News! [Killjoy shoves Charlie off her desk.] Katie Killjoy: We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed. [The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Sir Pentious with visible laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat.] Charlie: Oh... shit. Angel Dust (in the background): I'm a bad person! Katie Killjoy: "Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than feigns a gasp porn actor, Angel Dust! turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid, right now. [Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.] Killjoy and Trench: does Jazz hands Ratings! [Charlie stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view.] Charlie: Don't look at this! Katie Killjoy: Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. looms over Charlie Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure? everyone in room start bursting into laughter Charlie: tries to think of a comeback Yeah, well... looks around How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! grabs Killjoy's ballpen [Everybody instantly stops laughing. Katie Killjoy gives her the death stare while Tom Trench looks on in complete shock.] Charlie: nervously Ehehe... puts pen back down Oops. [Tom Trench runs off set.] [Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie from the shadows.] [Purplish red smoke transitions into Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb fighting Egg Boiz.] Cherri Bomb: Heyyy, thanks for the back up, Angie! Angel Dust: Hahaha! [Cherri Bomb fires a rocket launcher.] Angel Dust: You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages! puts hands behind his head while closing his eyes Cherri Bomb: launching another cherry bomb Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit. Angel Dust: lighting a bomb and handing it to her Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. his two eyes closedSome broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice. [They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.] Angel Dust: Continues to shoot down Egg Boiz with what seems to be a drum mag M1928 Thompson Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne and shoots him from behind as he sighs again These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks! Cherri Bomb: in disbelief, smiling Ho-ly shit! Angel Dust: looks at the leftover smudge on his finger Well, sorta clean. destroys an incoming Egg Boi Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder! gets chained and thrown aside by Sir Pentious Angel Dust: Ohh!~ Harder, Daddy! raises left eyebrow Sir Pentious: taking it seriously as he gasps Son?! [Angel lowers eyebrow as Cherri kicks Sir Pentious to the side.] Sir Pentious: hood flares open Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most ssstyle! adjusts tie Cherri Bomb: Or the side that ain't dead! decapitates an Egg Boi Angel Dust: stands up and removes the chains restricting him Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something? Sir Pentious: Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it? Angel Dust: Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom? [A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Sir Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.] Egg Boi: cups hands Oooooh! gets pebble thrown at him by Sir Pentious Sir Pentious: (enraged) I'm going to blow you to bitssss! Angel Dust: eyes him up and down Hm, kinky! Sir Pentious: Oh, not like that! hood flares open as a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at him in the background Pervert! knocks over an Egg Boi [Angel notices an Egg Boi with a tentacle launcher which causes him to push Cherri to the side out of fear.] [Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles.] Sir Pentious: Not so cocky now, are we?! Angel Dust: (unamused) Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole limbs gets pulled on as Sir Pentious reveals a drill which jump starts TIME! reveals his third pair of arms carrying a gun And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just pulls out M1928 sad! shoots it at Sir Pentious Cherri Bomb: So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this? Angel Dust: Eh, retracts his third set of arms what's one little brawl gonna cause? [Charlie and Killjoy can be seen trying to duking it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames.] Tom Trench: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?! Back with Cherri Bomb and Angel Dust Cherri Bomb: Glad you haven't changed! slugs him on the arm You know you're my favorite guy to party with! Angel Dust: You know it, sugar tits! Cherri Bomb: takes out one last bomb You ready to finish this? Angel Dust: takes out Thompson gun Born ready, baby! [Angel and Cherri pounce onto Sir Pentious and his army as they prepare to clash, Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent.] [The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, while Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angel Dust.] [Charlie sighs as Vaggie's eye twitches at Angel Dust, who can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.] [Vaggie scrunches up her face.] Angel Dust: taking notice ...What? Vaggie: "What?", "WHAT?!" What were you DOING?! rips off bits of her hair Angel Dust: sighs I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? does air quotes Helping friends with stuff? rolls eyes Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide! Angel Dust: Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah! inhales It wasn't that bad, anyway. proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller *[Vaggie throws an unfolded pocket knife at the window roller.] Angel Dust: Aw, come on! I had to! brushes back hair My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! suggestively pushes up chest floof Vaggie: Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! gestures at a defeated Charlie Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke! combusts Angel Dust: scoffs No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! camera pans to Charlie And pathetic! Like an idiot... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! camera focuses back on him Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! starts looking around the limousine This thing have any liquor? Vaggie: Can you please just try to take this seriously?! Angel Dust: flicks off a dust bunny Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby! snaps finger at her while smiling Vaggie: her hands as fists Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?! Angel Dust: groans Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?! Vaggie: returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms I'm gonna kill 'im. Angel Dust: Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell? his two eyes closed while hand on head Hahahahahahahaha! Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch - get used to it. folds arms confidently while closing his eyes Vaggie: angrily, as she grits her teeth ¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-! Angel Dust: Listen, closing his eyes who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? opens his two eyes Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! looks out the limousine window, smirking You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here! laughing Vaggie: You're one to talk. smiles smugly Angel Dust: Hey! motions to his body This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it! [Takes letter from in between his chest floof and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".] Vaggie: Grrr... Charlie: That was really uncool, y'know, Angel. Vaggie: "Uncool"?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! looks toward Angel Dust All thanks to points at him you and your selfish bullshit! Angel Dust: Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore? [Vaggie motions "What do you think?"] Angel Dust: snaps finger Ah...well, shucks. Charlie: Hey, come on. takes off ruined jacket We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie. puts a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder I-it'll be okay! [Vaggie smiles at Charlie softly.] [The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment.] Vaggie: throws herself on the couch, facing the wall Ugh! Angel Dust rummages through the fridge leaning by the wall and grabbing a box of Popsies. Angel Dust: Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! Ahahaha! Ahaha...! eh... ah... he closes the fridge door as he tries to comfort Charlie but decides to back off [Charlie exits the hotel and tries to contact her mother.] Charlie: sighs Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, shrinks to her knees and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face. I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think dad was right about me... Ahah, oof. Eh, anyway... wipes her face once more I'll stop talking before this gets long. stands up Love you, bye... [Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising Charlie.] Charlie: contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway [The mysterious figure watching her performance from before (Alastor) can be seen standing before her and Charlie, knowing who he is, reacts with extreme shock.] Alastor: Hello- gets door slammed in front of him Charlie: looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again Alastor: -o! Charlie: slams door in front of his face once more Hey, Vaggie? Vaggie: annoyed Whaaaat? Charlie: The Radio Demon is at the door! Vaggie: sits up What?! Angel Dust: takes out the popsicle from his mouth Uh... who? Charlie: What should I do?! Vaggie: Uh, well- Don't let him in! [Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice once more and opens the door for Alastor.] Alastor: May I speak now? Charlie: You may… Alastor: reaches hand out Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! pulls Charlie towards him Quite a pleasure! lets himself in Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha, plays with his mic staff sooo many... Vaggie: holds a harpoon towards his chest Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra (bastard son of a bitch)! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy Angel's head pops in, unamused talk show shitlord! Alastor: uses finger to move the harpoon away Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, turns into his full demon form I would've done so already... [The screen distorts; cut to Charlie and Vaggie staring at him perturbed as the distortion ends.] Alastor: No! I'm here because I want to help! Charlie: Say what, now? Alastor: repeats himself Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on? taps on his mic Testing, testing! Alastor's Mic: opens its eye Well, I heard you loud and clear! Charlie: Um, you want to help? With...? Alastor: teleports behind them with his shadow This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it. Charlie: Buuut... why? Alastor: Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, shoves Vaggie offscreen aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha! Charlie: Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...? Alastor: Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment. Charlie: So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon? Alastor: Hahahahaha! shakes hand in front of her Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! shakes head back and forth Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! looks over to Vaggie who is offended and Angel who just shrugs The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this! puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell There is no undoing what is done! Charlie: So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause? Alastor: Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure! Charlie: removes his hand from her back Riiiight. Alastor: Yes, indeedy! grabs her by the waist and drags her offscreen I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I? trails off Angel Dust: Uh, so... uh, points by using a thumb while other hand is resting on a sofa while another set of arms are crossed what's the deal with Smiles over there? Vaggie: Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me! Angel Dust: shrugs cluelessly Vaggie: The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen? Angel Dust: shrugs a second time Eh, crosses two arms not big on politics. Vaggie: Ugh! leans in on Angel Dust as she begins her story Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell, [Scene changes to a visual presentation of Vaggie's story regarding Alastor.] Vaggie: seemingly overnight. He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: He's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased! Angel Dust: rests his arm on the sofa Ya done? laughs dryly He looks like a strawberry. Vaggie: Well, I don't trust him! with his arms crossed while frowning Angel Dust: To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men? Vaggie: grabs Charlie by the shoulder Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do! Charlie: I... sighs we don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance! [Alastor inspects a portrait of the royal family.] Charlie: To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. puts hands on Vaggie's shoulders Just... trust me. I can take care of myself! Vaggie: Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him! [Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.] Charlie: Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! imitating her dad's voice "You don't take shit from other demons!" walks off to where Alastor is Charlie: Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke. [As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor.] Charlie: But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... makes gestures with hands tricks or voodoo strings attached. [Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement.] Alastor: So, it's a deal, then? [He twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.] Charlie: refusing his handshake Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire. [A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval.] Charlie: Sound fair? Alastor: rubs his chin Hmm... retracts his mic staff Fair enough! Charlie: sighs in relief Cool beans. does a thumbs-up by using two hands Alastor: Hmm hm hmm hmm... continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie. Smile, my dear! tickles the underside of her chin You know you're never fully dressed without one! Walks away as he continues humming So where is your hotel staff? Charlie: Uh, well- [Camera pans to Vaggie who's staring at Alastor dead in the eyes.] Alastor: adjusts monocle Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that. walks towards Angel Dust And what can you do, my effeminate fellow? Angel Dust: I can suck your dick. [Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Alastor tries to process what he was just offered.] Alastor: HAH! No. Angel Dust: scoffs Your loss. Alastor: Well, this just won't do! takes out his mic staff I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up. [At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him.] [Niffty poofs off the soot from her body.] Alastor: This little darling is Niffty. Niffty: drops to the floor, unaffected Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! eyes the three Why're you all women? lifts Charlie with no effort Are there any men here?! puts Charlie down I'm sorry, that's rude. looks around Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch! grabs a spider and crushes it Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense. stares offscreen as she takes out a feather duster Oh, my gosh! This is awful! she speed cleans throughout the hotel Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin Nope! [The four stare at Niffty as a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby.] Husk: lays his cards down the table Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho- demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily -tel? What the fuck is this? looks around and spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him You! Alastor: Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it! Husk: Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot! the jackpot disappears into nothingness Alastor: Good to see you too! Husk: facepalms angrily What the hell do you want with me this time...? Alastor: My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay! Husk: Are you shittin' me?! Alastor: Hmm... No, I don't think so! Husk: shoves Alastor off You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! camera pans to Alastor dusting himself off You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?! Alastor: grins as if he's about to laugh Maybe! Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job. Alastor: teleports behind him through his shadow Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! gestures towards the bar he made out of his magic With your charming smile pulls Husk's lips into a forced smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, walks over to the bar, revealing the soles of his shoes to have deer prints I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish. makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere Husk: stares at the booze for a second What? You think you can buy me with a wink winks sarcastically and some cheap booze?! grabs the booze and looks at it ...Well, you can! downs the booze Vaggie: Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth…brothel…man cave! Angel Dust: Launches himself at Vaggie from somewhere off screen SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We points to the bar with all his fingers are keeping this! Angel Dust: starts flirting with Husk Hey~ Husk: Go fuck yourself. Angel Dust: holds Husk's face Only if you watch me! Charlie: Oh, my gosh! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! You are going to her eyes as stars love it here! tries to go for a handshake Husk: reaches for his booze I lost the ability to love years ago. continues to down his booze Alastor: So, whaddaya think? Charlie: This is amazing! rubs her cheeks excitedly Vaggie: with crossed arms It's... okay. Alastor: reels the two towards him Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining! [He then lets go of Vaggie and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie fast enough for him to shove Vaggie offscreen. He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat.] Alastor: ♫ You have a dream! twirls Charlie and dresses her up You wish to tell! turns to Vaggie who's now on the floor And it's just laughable turns back to Charlie and tosses her mid-air. But, hey, kid, what the hell? ♫ [The background behind Charlie changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.] Alastor: ♫ catches Charlie by the hand as they both tap dance together 'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! The two slide down the flattened stairs ♫ Alastor: ♫ Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! dresses up the rest of the hotel staff Take it, boys! ♫ [Shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlie who is having too much fun. Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.] Shadow Demons: Boo! Alastor: ♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause! puts a fedora on Angel's head and pulls a feather out of Husk's. Angel responds with with a snap of his fingers back at Alastor while Husk flips him the middle finger But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile! ♫ [He puts a hat and fur on Vaggie and slaps her butt. She throws the accessories to the floor, glaring after him.] Shadow Demons: ♫ With a smile! ♫ Alastor: ♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair! kicks off skull which Niffty rushes in and cleans off And show these simpletons some proper class and style! summons a shadow clone of himself ♫ Shadow Demons: ♫ Class and style! ♫ Alastor: ♫ snaps away his shadow Oh! Here below the ground, twirls Charlie and pinches her cheeks I'm sure your plan is sound! holds hands with Charlie as they both twirl They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho- [The hotel door explodes, ending the music and knocking Niffty offscreen. Charlie, Alastor, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside.] [Sir Pentious' war ship has made an appearance outside the hotel.] Sir Pentious: Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor! Alastor: Do I know you? Sir Pentious: ego deflates Oh, yes you do! Hood flares open And this time, I have the element of- pulls a lever SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil! [With a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside. Alastor can then be seen finishing it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Alastor is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror.] Alastor: breaking the tension ...Well I'm starved, who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. In fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now... [Alastor uses his magic for the last time in the episode to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".] Alastor: (sinisterly) ...Stay tuned. Hahaha...! His fur is mostly white which forms into a mop of fluff resembling hair, extending from the front and back of his head with light pink spots across it, alongside a pink heart-shape on the back of his head. His fur also has a light pink outline of a heart which encircles his chest, in which the lower proportion extends past his waistline and down to his crotch area. His arms also have light pink stripes which additionally, his top set have light pink forearms while his second set have light pink fingers. His eyes sported cerise-pink pupils and heterochronic-colored sclera - pale yellow (right) and black (left). His eyes also included rather thick eyelashes and and light pink upper-eyelids with the color extending to his eyebrows, mimicking eyeshadow. Below his eyes are three, small, cerise freckle-like dots which are actually a smaller pair of eyes. He also has a mouth full of sharp and pointed teeth inside, in which a single golden fang can be seen. Angel’s chest is covered in a large amount of his fur, in which it gave the appearance of pair of well-developed breasts. He also intentionally pushes up into a breast-like formation with his tightly-pinned jacket for show. For attire, Angel wears a black choker around his neck, and a long, white-striped light pink suit-blazer which includes black lapels and a small, cerise heart design on the lower back. He also sported a bowtie with a cerise center, a small miniskirt and long heeled thigh-high boots, which are all colored in the same very dark burgundy. He accessorizes with two different sets of long arm-length gloves; on his upper set of arms are cerise pink gloves with white scallops on the cuffs, and on his lower arms are plain white gloves. In background artwork as seen in the Pilot, under his boots Angel sported spider-like feet. Pilot (Current Design/Appearance): In the Pilot, Angel's appearance was nearly the same, only his chest was larger, and his right eye sported a cerise iris. In addition to his clothing, it has some noticeable differences - his blazer was instead striped in two shades of light pink, and the lapels were colored neon-fuchsia and formed a heart-shape. His gloves were instead consists of two pairs of neon-fuchsia rubber gloves. Personality: Angel is brash and sarcastic, with a quick, sharp wit. He will often use these traits to deflect criticism or insults, and side-step responsibility. He will switch between playful and destructive as he pleases, and his humor tends to be crude and crass, with an emphasis on dirty jokes and innuendos, which he feels is expected of him and actively plays into. He also makes a show of looking down others, declaring the other denizens of Hell to be mostly "ugly freaks". As a result, Angel can often appear flippant and callous. He is stylish and performs an excessive amount of confidence with his public persona, being wildly flirtatious and interested in receiving positive attention for his looks and the profile he has made for himself in Hell. In reality, this is all a fake persona he believes he needs, and uses it to be preemptively defensive and hide much of his true, more sensitive and insecure self for his own protection, not expecting those around him to show him actual kindness. His self destructing behavior, such as allowing others to spike his drink at clubs and take advantage of him, is Angel's escape to forget about all the bad and the hurt in his life. Angel has friends, but while he cares about them and will sometimes show signs of wanting to reach out, he keeps many walls up between himself and others, being very protective of his true feelings and avoiding holding overly emotional relationships. He held a cynical view on the idea of redemption, although he seems to still hold onto a small hope it may be possible for him. Abilities: Immortality - As a Sinner, Angel Dust is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when he died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. He also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury. Retractable arms - Angel has a third set of arms that he keeps hidden and only uses them as his last resort and can use them to hide Weapons like his Tommy guns for usage. Venomous bite - Angel Dust has a venomous bite. Sensitivity - Angel can sense incoming storms from a mile away. Athleticism - Since Angel is based on the jumping spider, he is able to jump incredible heights. Date of death: 1947 Cause of death: Drug overdose. Likes: Drugs, Sex, Being abrasive, Pranks, Fighting, Cooking, Flirting with other men, Men, Popsicles, The color pink, Money, Italian food, Husk, Hanging out with his friends, Drinking, Drinking with Husk and Cherri Bomb, Charlie's dream, Messing with Vaggie. Dislikes: Himself, Anyone prying into his past, Losing credibility, Memorizing scripts, Niffty getting into trouble, Niffty handling weapons, Anyone pointing out his façade, Being called fake, How much drugs and alcohol cost, Anyone else ending up like him, Anyone discrediting his acting, Charlie's scriptwriting. Sexuality: Gay. Gender: Male. Age: 30s (biological). Abilities: Retractable set of arms, Weapon proficiency, Weather sensitivity, Athleticism, Cooking, Bilingualism (Italian). Status: Active. Sir Pentious: Sir Pentious, is a sinner demon former antagonist who made his debut in the pilot of Hazbin Hotel. Appearance: As a sinner demon, Sir Pentious had a snake-like appearance with a body color predominantly in charcoal grey. His eyes had cerise sclera with black pupils, and a mouth with sharp yellow teeth, two of which were long snake-like fangs. His tail was black with thick yellow stripes featuring numerous cerise eyes running down the length of it. He had a black cobra hood with its front colored yellow with black corners and four cerise eye patterns spread across the center. Sir Pentious wore a jacket in a matching charcoal grey to his skin, pinstriped with yellow, and a black bow tie with a single cerise eye in the center. Beneath the jacket was a long-sleeved orange-yellow undershirt. He also wore black fingerless gloves with yellow dots on each knuckle and had sharp cerise claws. He accessorized with a large top hat in charcoal grey, which had a sizeable cerise eye in the center of it, as well as many sharp yellow teeth and a pair of goggles. The top hat blinked and changed expressions in unison with Sir Pentious. Pilot (current design/appearance): In the pilot, Sir Pentious' appearance was similar to his main appearance, but had lighter pink eyes on his head, and the stripes and number of eyes on his tail were more varied and numerous. His top hat was dark gray and lacked goggles, and his undershirt was the same shade of yellow as the other parts of his body. The eye on his bowtie was on his chest instead, and the bowtie itself had a yellow center. Personality: Sir Pentious is extremely emotional, bombastic, flamboyant, short-tempered, temperamental and persistent, and his personality seems to take cues from the classic "mustache-twirling" stock villains. He takes tremendous pride in his grandiose ideas of how evil and cunning he is, and at one point even openly declares "I'm so evil!".. He uses his mechanical genius to build weapons, such as a cannon and his airship. However, he is more than capable of showing remorse and has a sense of honor. Abilities: Immortality - As a winner and previously a sinner, Sir Pentious is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when he died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. He also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury, however, he can only be permanently killed with angelic weaponry. Venomous bite - Sir Pentious has a venomous bite, but as he is a "wussy fighter", instead having his Egg Boiz fight for him, using his bite is a last resort that he wouldn't want to. Prehensile tail - As demonstrated in the pilot, Sir Pentious can hold, squeeze, and throw things with his tail, including his own Egg Boiz. Constriction - Sir Pentious is able to constrict his victims with his tail. This is demonstrated in the pilot when he squeezes one of the Egg Boiz. Sir Pentious turns this feature into metaphor when he exposits over his plan to take over Hell, claiming that no one would be able to escape from his "constrictive grasp". Egg Bois: The Egg Bois are Sir Pentious' minions and former antagonists turned supporting characters who made their debut in the Hazbin Hotel pilot. Appearance: The Egg Boiz, as their names imply, are sentient eggs that have small skinny black limbs. It seems that their yellow eyes are actually inside the large crack in their shells and their mouths are an additional crack on the outside of their shells. Just like Sir Pentious, they wear a yellow shirt under a grey coat with yellow vertical stripes on it and a black tie. They also wear a black top hat with a pink or magenta stripe atop their shells. Personality: They all share a goofy, carefree personality, but are also extremely loyal to Sir Pentious despite the latter mistreating them every chance he gets. Unlike the others, Egg Boi #23 seems to have some sort of masochistic tendencies, desiring to be shot by Sir Pentious, and talking about this to an uncomfortable degree. But, some of them would agree with Sir Pentious' enemies such as when Angel Dust insulted him and his hat and one of them acknowledged the roast Angel made. They aren't the brightest, but are very obedient and loyal to their allies that they follow suit without much hesitation or question. Because of this, they aren't too keen on having any sort of emotional attachment to their "bosses", as they didn't show any sadness or resistance when Sir Pentious chose to bid a heartbreaking farewell and let them go. Mortality: Since their bodies are literal eggs, they can die easily by crushing, falling, and breaking. This indicates that their bodies are very fragile, just like normal eggs. Cherri Bomb: Cherri Bomb is a sinner demon and a major character in Hazbin Hotel. She is one of Angel Dust's close friends and partner in crime. Appearance: Cherri Bomb is a very slim and white-skinned humanoid cyclops sinner demon with an hourglass figure and a large bust, and a singular eye which has an X-shaped light yellow pupil and a sunkist coral-colored sclera. She sports freckle-like spots on her skin, and long, strawberry blonde-pink hair with platinum blonde accents, kept in a left-sided high half-ponytail by a black ponytail-holder, which makes her hair resemble a bomb with a lit fuse. Her mouth features black lips and sharp pale yellow teeth inside, and she has several coral designs of bombs, explosions, and swirled-lines tattooed in red ink on her right arm. Cherri wears a one-shouldered black bra under a similarly-designed, off-the-shoulder pinkish-red torn crop top with four white spots around the black X located on the left, and a set of severely ripped black leggings under a torn miniskirt that sports the same color and style as her top. She also wears shoes that are both colored in a pinkish-red but differing in type; on her right is a pointed flat shoe, while on her left is a heeled cowboy-like boot with a multi-pointed off-white star on it. She also has two different sets of fingerless coral-colored gloves; a regular-length glove on her right hand, and an elbow-length, black-trimmed glove on her left hand. Pilot (Current Design/Appearance): In the pilot, her appearance has some notable differences; her hair was warmer-colored and had white accents along with the blonde accents, her lips were maroon with sharp gray teeth inside, and her tattoo is a gray heart design instead. In addition to her clothing, the "X" shape on her top does not have spots, her skirt sports white buttons with one loose suspender on her right, while her right footwear is a red-and-white sock, and the boot on her right foot instead had two white stripes on the top. Her fingerless gloves are instead a white-striped light gray glove on her right hand, and an arm-length black glove on her left hand. Personality: Cherri is shown to be daring, bold, and determined. She is self-confident and constantly smiles broadly, taking pleasure in committing arson and other various crimes. She is friendly, charismatic and fun-loving, often enjoying going out partying and living without stressing herself, believing she should have fun and not concern themselves with her life, to the point of taking drugs and even having sex with complete strangers. Abilities: Immortality - As a sinner, Cherri Bomb is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when she died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. She also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury. Athleticism - Cherri can get around easily during combat without exhausting herself. Enhanced agility - Cherri can dodge most of her opponent's attacks and can make a comeback right afterwards. Enhanced strength - Cherri was able to defeat Sir Pentious and his army of Egg Boiz by herself even though she was outnumbered, and was able to easily tear an Egg Boi in half. Species: Sinner Demon. Gender: Female. Age: 20s (biological). Abilities: Bomb summoning, Hand-to-hand combat, Weapon proficiency, Explosives proficiency, Athleticism, Enhanced agility, Enhanced strength. Sexuality: Bisexual. Katie Killjoy: Katie Killjoy is a sinner demon and the head anchor of 666 News, Hell's premiere news station. She is a supporting antagonist who made her debut in the Hazbin Hotel pilot. Appearance: Katie is a tall, very thin, white-skinned humanoid demon with a long neck that mirrors her torso. She has a large round head and short blonde hair in a neck-length bob cut styled to flair out into an almost fan-like shape with lighter-colored streaks, and bangs that are swept to the side. Her eyes have rose-colored sclera and normally non-visible white pupils, and she also has red lipstick on her lips for makeup, as well as rose red-polished nails. Her attire consists of a set of pearl earrings, a matching pearl-choker necklace around her neck, a black-trimmed rose red blazer with a sweetheart neckline and enclosed by two black buttons, a black pencil skirt with white bell-bottom pants worn over it, and crimson heels. Full Demon Form: In her full demon form, she reveals four extra pairs of eyes, which, alongside her original pair of eyes, glow bright red. She also summons two extra pairs of black spider leg-like limbs from behind her back with sharp, red ends similar to blades. She also gains sharp teethed underbite. Pilot (Current Design/Appearance): In the pilot, Katie's overall appearance is exactly the same, only her outfit consisted of a long-sleeved rose red minidress with matching heels. In her full demon form, she only gained one extra pair of eyes, sharper teeth, and her extra limbs were completely red. Personality: Katie is arrogant, selfish, and narcissistic. She openly derides Charlie's plan to rehabilitate demons. She cares mostly about her own image, the hottest stories, and the latest gossip. Katie is aggressive and seems to always be on edge. She deliberately spills hot coffee on Tom's crotch, while insulting and threatening Charlie. At the same time, Katie does not tolerate insults in her direction, and when Charlie snaps and Grabs her pen, Killjoy instantly falls into a rage and rushes at the princess with her fists. Abilities: Immortality - As a sinner, Katie is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when she died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. She also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury. Demon transformation - Killjoy has the ability to transform into a more demonic form when angered. Body distortion - Katie is capable of distorting her own body. She can crack and distort her own neck and snap it back in place with ease and have no lingering side effects afterwards. Skillset: Hand-to-hand combat - Killjoy is shown to go all-out when she engages in hand-to-hand combat. Her skills are well known by Trench as he quickly escapes the scene after Charlie angers her. Tom Trench: Tom Trench is a sinner demon and co-anchorman at 666 News. He is a supporting character in Hazbin Hotel who made his debut alongside his co-anchorman, Katie Killjoy, in the pilot. Appearance: Tom is a humanoid demon with the face and neck being that of an expressive gas mask, and light blonde sweeped-hair with paler streaks. He is seen wearing a blue-grey suit-blazer with slightly darker-colored lapels, worn over a lighter blue-grey collared shirt with a red necktie. He also has a red pocket square, hale-navy trousers, black dress shoes, and on his hands it appears to be covered with dark gray gloves. Personality: Tom appears to have somewhat of a perverted personality, as he frequently makes sexual comments while covering stories on 666 News. He also appears to be neutral with Katie Killjoy's mean-spirited nature, and even participates in the mockery of Charlie after the reveal of Angel Dust's participation in the turf war and the subsequent undermining of Charlie's presentation of her project. Despite this, it is implied that Tom is nicer than his co-host, as he looked ashamed when she kept making fun of Charlie. Being a passive person, he also tolerates Katie's antagonistic behavior targeted at him, but often still ends up bearing the brunt of her rage due to his own tactlessness. History: Past: Tom died in his 40s roughly during the time of World War 1, and once in Hell became a presenter of 666 News. Hazbin Hotel pilot: After announcing the turf wars, involving Sir Pentious and Cherri Bomb, Katie pours hot coffee on Tom's crotch. When Charlie mentions her first client of the Happy Hotel is Angel Dust, Tom recognizes him as the porn star. As Charlie insulted Katie, Tom ran off set, and as the two women fought, Tom was set ablaze and screaming why nobody was helping him. Date of death: c.1910s-1920s Gender: Male. Age: 40s (biological). Status: Active. Alastor: Alastor, also known as The Radio Demon, is a sinner demon and one of the many powerful Overlords of Hell. He is one of the main protagonists of Hazbin Hotel. He is the wickedly charismatic demon who has offered to assist Charlie Morningstar in her endeavors, albeit for his own amusement. Before being condemned to Hell, Alastor used to be a radio host in New Orleans who acted as a sadistic serial killer at night until he was shot by a hunter when he was mistaken for a deer. Appearance: Alastor is a rather tall, beige-skinned, and dapper humanoid deer-like sinner demon who is usually seen with a broad smile full of sharp, yellow-gold teeth inside. He is standing at approximately 7 feet tall. His hair is a hot pinkish-red, which is styled into a cropped, angled bob cut with black ends, an undercut on the back, and small black antlers protruding from the crown. Atop his head are a pair of large, black-tipped hair tufts, which evoke the ears of a deer. His eyes have red sclera with brighter-colored irises and slit-like pupils, and with his upper-eyelids being dark red, the color extending to his eyebrows in a way that mimics eyeshadow. His forearms and lower legs fade to black, and he also has red hoofed-toes and red fingers. Alastor wears a red pinstriped coat with a darker high collar and long sleeves with brighter-colored cuffs, white-trimmed darker-red lapels, and the hem being slightly ragged. In addition, he also accessorizes with a knotted black bowtie with a bright red center on the upper-front. Under his coat, he wears a rather long, untucked bright red dress-shirt with a black cross on the chest. He also wears black dress pants with cuffs matching his coat, red pointed-toed dress shoes with red deer hoofprints emblazoned on the soles, and a small, oval-shaped, black-rimmed red monocle which he wears over his right eye. He also carries a thin staff with a sentient, vintage style microphone attached to it, which he uses to play sound effects and broadcast his voice. Pilot (Current Design/Appearance): In the pilot his design was almost identical, albeit with a more red color scheme, and his pants are instead a dark red. His shoes and coat lapels were also completely black. Personality: Alastor stands out from many of the more chaotic residents of hell for his well maintained amiable persona. He gives a first-impression of a good-natured and charming man, wearing a permanently wide grin on his face at all times. His behavior, mannerisms, and even his voice are similar to an old-fashioned radio announcer and speaks with a transatlantic accent, often using quaint anachronisms such as "the picture show" and refers to Charlie as a "charming demon belle". This playful dandyish exterior, however, obscures a much darker side to him - one with high levels of self-importance - and he will not hesitate to use physical violence when others don't act in line with his very particular values or expectations. He is noted to be narcissistic, with his love for himself being stated that no one else can measure up to it, and he does not see many people quite up to his level. Alastor is described as a man of duality. He values good manners, affability and intelligence very highly in others, and will actively look down on those who do not meet his standards, however he will often play fast and loose with these arbitrary rules in regards to himself and his own conduct. Abilities: Immortality - As a Sinner, Alastor is biologically immortal, being unable to die from illnesses and unable to age, remaining the same age as when he died, thus can not die of old age and other natural causes. He also cannot die from any kind of damage to the body, and will recover from any injury. Technokinesis - Alastor has shown to be able to freely control his radio equipment with his mind, allowing him to mentally broadcast his voice at will. Despite finding modern technology repulsive and refusing to use it and preferring to use vintage technology and equipment, Alastor has shown to have rather remarkable abilities to manipulate modern day technology, such as camera, tv’s, networks and computers as he pleases. Glitch distortion - As shown, one of Alastor’s passive abilities to influence technology is him passively distorting his appearance when captured by video cameras. With Alastor's appearance on camera becoming covered with a distorted red glitches effect in videos or causes the video to glitch, however, this appears to be some restricted to this power. Conjuration - Alastor can summon and transport other beings and areas to his location, as shown when he pulls Niffty out of a fireplace, as well as Husk, and a portion of the bar he was in, into the Hotel foyer. He can summon shadow-like creatures to help do something and voodoo puppet creatures to fight with him. He can manifest objects such as the bottle of cheap alcohol that he bribed Husk with in the pilot, and can summon his cane when he wants it. Alteration - Alastor also showed he is capable of altering objects such as the Hotel sign, and with a snap of a finger can change the clothing of himself and others like in his reprise song or in Overture where he tranforms the Hotel Crews attire to a classic attire. Demonic magic - Alastor can cast magic thanks to the high power-level he has accrued in the demon ranking system. In the pilot, this takes the visual form of glowing red symbols that resemble Voodoo veve, which float around him. Alastor is also shown using a type of blood magic, clenching his fist until droplets of blood can be seen falling from it, as a means to defeat Sir Pentious. Stitch Manifestation - Alastor can manifest magical green, glowing stitches as seen when he uses them to mend out his broken staff and to stitch up his scar after his fight with Adam, and can also reapply his stitches by his own power when need after Vox had ripped them out. Shapeshifting - Alastor has also shown the ability to change his form at will. Alastor can take on many forms. As shown, his Full Demon Form, whether fully or partially manifested, takes on different appearances. In the "That's Entertainment," when Vaggie explained Alastor's backstory it showcased multiple forms like his demonic circus tent when tortured Overlords and burned them within him. Skillset: Broadcasting - While living, Alastor's profession was as a radio show host, and he continues his broadcasts in Hell, ensuring that Hell's denizens are aware of his activities over the airwaves, earning him the title of "The Radio Demon". Bilingualism - Alastor can speak English fluently as well as some broken Creole French, as shown in "Its A Deal". Cooking - Alastor is noted to be "a big foodie" and mentions having admired his mother's cooking in the pilot, specifically her Jambalaya. Musical, dancing, and theatrical talent - Alastor is shown to display moderate vocal abilities and excels at dancing, with Vivziepop noting tap to be a style he excels in specifically. He also shows a flair for theatrical showmanship. Wide intellect - Alastor is portrayed as a highly cunning character, gaining significant power through his tricks and deal-making. Date of death: 1933 Cause of death: Mistaken for a deer and shot in the head. Sexuality: Asexual. Age: 30s-40s (biological), 100+ (chronological). Abilities: Radio broadcasting, Shadow manipulation, Spatial warping, Flexible head, Cooking, Singing and dancing[, Bilingualism, Electrokinesis, Video editing. Status: Active.