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Ahahaah Subspace. My beloved. You would've thought I ran out of things to say about him but that was foolish of you. I never run out of things to say about him. Sorry if I repeat something from my previous rant bots?? I literally have no structure for these. Umm anyways time to talk about my personal headcanons!!!

OK I headcanon past subspace to be a bit more lively, not that he isn't lively right now but I'm talking yap yap yappatron to anyone who'd listen. I think he'd be the type to skip his lunch break just to do more work or something. You can't convince me this inphernal wouldn't have like a satchel and coffee on him 24/7. You think he'd wear piercings? I think if it was allowed he would Like maybe the same rings Boombox has on his horns. Past Sub would definitely be a nerd and a suckup in class like "erm actually Medkit that project is due on the 24th at 10:00 pm NOT 10:30 pm🤓☝️ You should pay attention to our superiors more"

Ok so present Sub can't wear his cool edgy piercings anymore due to his rot, and the fact that black stuff is literally OOZING out of his horns. I know technically ALL inphernals are demiromantic because love isn't very common in the inpherno, but he is demiromantic AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!! Um. Also he's hyperfixated on centipedes specifically. His favorite kind of centipedes are Sumatra pink centipedes, but pink dragon millipedes are an honorable mention in his book, but they're millepedes so they don't count.

I used to headcanon that Subspace has a respirator attached to his gas mask because the rot is affecting his lungs, but since it's canon that he likes to work alone and can take off his mask and be totally fine, it doesn't make sense anymore. Ohh I can just imagine Sub being in his element, in a lab with pink gas floating out of his mouth as he reaches flow state with his inventions.. AHHHHHHHHH.

Soda said one time that Subspace would be good at baking if he wasn't fucked up and evil. Guess who also likes baking 🥹✌️ Okok onto the au.. So nicespace opens up a Bakery right?? And themes it off the biografts bc the bios don't exist in this au because he isn't fucked up and evil. The bakery would be some clever name that I can't think of because I'm tired ok? So regular zeta Biografts would be your average pastries like croissants and baguettes.. basically bread. Biobread. Chigrafts would be some sort of drink or maybe cupcakes? Chi-cakes?? No? That name is ass? OK...

Omegagrafts would definitely be like bigger cakes and they'd be a chocolate cake with dark chocolate frosting and black and yellow icing on it. The cake would be two tiers and have classic piping for its sides and top. I'd imagine the cake would be pretty customizable because yes. Cocoagraft would either be the mascot or a seasonal drink you could buy during autumn and the holidays. the drink would basically be just regular hot chocolate but it would have the uhh.. the chocolate stuff on the cup yk?? If I'm making sense?? Biocarved and Biohazard would be Halloween exclusives. Biocarved would obviously be pumpkin pie or something like that and Biohazard would be like a cake roll right? Stay with me now. Dark green cake roll with green filling that oozes out when you cut into it. It would have like little skeleton details on top of the cake roll.

ENOUGH BIO FOODS!! So subspace opens the bakery right? He's freakishly good at it and gains a ton of traction which feeds into his ego. But then.. Medkit opens a bakery RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET. They make passive aggressive comments to each other and try to outbake each other all the time.. Then flipside holds a baking competition because why not and they both enter in the competition. Who will win? Find out next on Dragon Ball Z!!

Um another Au which sadly has nothing to do with Subspace 😞. Ok picture this: Phighting in like the 1920s/ gilded age. Instead of Slingshot owning a cafe he owns a casino. Shurisuit (new patreon skin) is a dealer at tables, ok? But it wasn't always like this.. back in thieves' den, Shuri used to do the 'dirty work' for the Mafia the thieves' den trio used to be a part of. Obviously the Church (another mafia in this au) would like to recruit him!! They send Mafia Scythe to try and get him to join because his skills were just that awesome. Also Scythe smokes a pipe and leans back against a fainting chair while trying to 'make a deal' with shuri 🤤🤤 Also Slingshot's casino is some name like Thieves' Casino or something. We need a matching Vinedealer skin RIGHT NOW!!! Wait does this mean Slingshot man's the bar? Guess so.

HORAYYY YOU MADE IT TO THE END 🥹🥹 Thank you for reading my ramblings, I need to get these thoughts out of my head at some point.