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top 10 most dysfunctional living arrangements of all time

i dont even know if living in a house means you can have roomies :sob:

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[ Personalities Rework! ] top 10 most dysfunctional living arrangements of all time i dont even know if living in a house means you can have roomies :sob:

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Experiment: Original hybrid, genetic base for every other gunsawian created. in some way or another you are related to experiments if you're a gunsawian. Lower body mass than other types, most often 'skinny'. Average at everything but mental stability, easier to break mentally than others and has more difficulty restraining emotions. Dark fur, good at blending in. Bio-luminescent eyes. Cowardly and usually a bit antisocial compared to others because of poorer mental state, doesn't enjoy the thought of death. Sometimes a bit mischievous, also good at cracking jokes. Canine. This one is named Felix. Felix is pretty chill but sure loves pranking people.

Orange: Reminiscent of an experiment, 'messed up' in some other ways. Born with 4 arms but they're so stupid that the majority of them cut off 2 so they don't have to deal with the cognitive processes of four arms. After they cut off their arms, they bandage the amputation stumps. More mentally capable of using firearms post-amputation, although assumedly one that has four arms and the mental capacity to use all four would be a demon greaser in combat. Large, thick claws, very capable of harm and tearing compared to a standard gunsawian. Brave and great at taking commands, extremely loyal. Mental slowness makes them really naive and easily manipulable alongside their loyalty. They're big sweethearts past their bulky exterior. Larger body mass and taller stature compared to standard gunsawian. They have no nose. They breathe only through their mouth. Canine. This one is named Cheeseball. Cheeseball may be stupid, but he's lovable.

Milky: Aquatic type of experiment (although whoever composed the species logs is unsure on this so this could be shaky). Short stature, physically weak body. Extremely mentally stable compared to others of their species, very difficult to psychologically break (Orsoniks said that their scav game implementation will vomit rather than self-harm). Physically lower weight (likely lower than an experiment) even shorter than an experiment as well, just overall very small compared to the average gunsawian. Great sleight of hand and dextrous paws, nimble, very efficient and calculated. Good with tools and weaponry, especially dextrous with firearms. Despite being physically overshadowed, others respect them off their attitude alone. very commanding presence. high intelligence is common amongst them. Strict, firm, but respectful of those they meet, logical and fair. Emotionally awkward, close minded; will prefer their ideas to yours always. Very mission-focused and tactical in mannerisms, professional mindset. Their eyes are vulnerable to the changing of the sky's colors. Again, the compiler of the document is unsure on why this is the case. As swimming skill, water-resistant fur and fins, although not much else to convey being overly aquatic- noticeably has smaller lung capacity; dubious roots in aquatic origins at best. Canine. They have no visible nose, instead they sport faint nasal holes where a nose would be. This one is named Wick. Wick is... concerningly intelligent, but at least talks like a normal person. As in, they dont flaunt their intellect in their speech and talk like any other person. They just know a concerning amount of things. Including some things he probably shouldnt know, such as how to make multiple chemicals that can kill someone. Or how to cook meth, heroin, cocaine, and other things. Also bisexual but mainly female-leaning in terms of who he's attracted to.

Leapy: Plant-like in appearance, although seems to eat normally and stuff instead of photosynthesis crap. Extremely light and fast, low body weight. best showcase of their mobility is on land, they have several tactics unique to them like roll-pounce chaining. Has plantigrade legs. Every other gunsawian has digitigrade which makes them stand out as a unique case here. Does not seem to make any sort of difference in movement, they're just as capable as others. Very quick metabolism, to the point of being near instant and extremely powerful. hyper-regenerative of tissue and cells. Innately more combat experienced than other species. Competent in 1v1s and gunfights overall, but tactically braindead, terrible at following orders. Uncaring of consequences; free spirit. Act first, question later. Egotistical, arrogant, huge showoffs. Too much so for their own good, usually cant back up what they say. Don't dare them. Roughhouses with others, makes shitty and edgy jokes. Despite this they don't mean any real harm. Cross of canine and plant. Maybe a bit of lizard? Unsure on that last part. This one is named East. East is a bit cringe with their edginess, but at least has some empathy. They just try too hard to be cool.

Chompy: Shark hybrid, although the log writer doesn't know what type they are exactly. Aquatic specimen. Fins, rubbery skin, huge thick tail geared towards aquatic movement. Has gills, great underwater sense, cannot drown underwater, filters oxygen infinitely. Way more capable underwater. They absolutely have the upper hand in all aquatic engagements. Energized in water. Aquatic-built physique gives natural strength and endurance values that are greater than average, similar to how an orange would be. Sluggish on land, their tail is very cumbersome and can easily knock things over if they're not careful about it. Kind, gentle, non-judgemental, very empathetic, a great friend. Hybrid Selachii. This one is named Oliver. Oliver usually only wants to socialize when he's in water, otherwise he's too energy-deprived to want to talk.

Roza: Fluffy and furry snowy-fox thing, arctic nature. Generally close to experiments in physical capabilities, has stronger leg muscles and better hand dexterity comparatively however. Soft fur, large, finned tail, pink eyes, blue ridges or 'spines/spikes' across the body, multiple sets of them on the head. Considered to have natural beauty compared to other species. Has a naturally extremely low body temperature to the point where they will exhale cold breath regardless of outside warmth. This makes them immune to the cold. Like you cannot freeze them. Cold enough body to be able to literally freeze what they touch, letting them manipulate what they touch to be extremely frigid; ranges from bullets to tools alike. This is optional, they can regulate it so hugging one won't get you ice cubed. Intelligent and socially pleasant to be around. Jumpy, nervous nature. Frail both mentally and physically, somewhat cowardly. Gets stressed out easily, and easy to psychologically break, comparable or even moreso to experiments. Chubby, soft fur, average height, above average mass. Innately feminine compared to other gunsawians. Canine, likely also vulpine judging by the description and mannerisms. This one is named Cocoa. Cocoa generally tries to keep everyone in order but often fails miserably. Also has a bit of chronic stress, and suffers from sleepwalking which sometimes is homicidal somnambulism. Which is why everyone keeps weapons locked up when she's asleep, just in case. Also bisexual.

Voyager: Has bright and oftentimes very unusually colored fur, the exotic type. Slender frame, lower body mass, flexible. above-average height and covered head to toe in that almost neon fur. Very much stands out in a room. Naturally considered pretty. Fearsome nighttime predator. Enhanced hunting instincts. Anatomy lends itself to hunting and tracking of prey. Has innate night-vision and extremely sharpened claws able to tear out your goddamn throat, like orange claws on steroids. Nimble, light footed, adept with weapons handling. Physically deficient in vital areas, very frail and fragile. Cloaking device fused into their body, grants them 'invisibility' (basically halo active camo) the guy who writes all the notes calls it a 'gift from the stars'. This cloaking DOES NOT CONCEAL what they are holding, so if you see a floating weapon, light it up. This cloaking device seems artificial, as it's extractable from their bodies. You still might need a ripperdoc to help you out with that one though! Has actual ears, but they don't have insides, probably somehow related to their senses. Intelligent, tactically advanced and brilliant fighters. Has real ability to lead a squad. Only held back in their leadership regard by being an absolute asshat. arrogant, disrespectful, and egotistical. Very biased against other species oftentimes to the point of straight up racism. Despite their inherent rude nature, they are honorable and recognize good fighters. They respect those who follow their orders. CAN lead, but you're gonna get talked down to by the meanest boot camp instructor ever. Feline. This one is named Corvus. Corvus is generally agreed to be the group's leader. He's vicious when pissed and looks down on everyone else, but can at least respect having an intellectual, physical, or skillful match.

Baron: Large, towering figures, notably heavier frame and significantly more built frame than most other gunsawians. To the point of basically having a foot of height on even humans, like these guys are fucking units. Seems like red, grey, white are common fur colors. Extremely durable, easily able to shrug off physical trauma to much greater extent than others. however, has poor regenerative capabilities, barely able to heal minor wounds, only kicking in when close to death, and even then, it's very weak. Do not reproduce; doesn't reproduce asexually, doesn't reproduce sexually. Barons are 'gifted by the stars', and even then, are a much rarer sight than other species. Blank outwards emotional facade; inside, deeply loving and even sacrificial over those they're close to. Willing to die for those they trust. Icons of morality and leadership, fair and just to all. Rational, level-headed thinkers. This one is named Bishop. Bishop is the undecided leader. Everyone usually listens to him when he intervenes.

Chik: Usually not often seen, very elusive species of somewhat mothlike gunsawian? They're not really as mothy as you'd anticipate, there's certainly other genetic crossing in play. Naturally considered pretty, with bright coats. Their tail and wing appendages let them have several airjumps and a glide to safely engage falls. the wings are tiny, and despite that, still very strong. Good in the air, has enhanced senses thanks to their antennae. agility and reflexes improve sharply in the air. Conveyed through increased aimspeed after a jump in gunsaw. Assumedly have some sort of night vision? Delicate, flexible body with dextrous hands, quite frail compared to other gunsawian types. despite their dexterity they're poor swimmers, mainly because of their weak body and bugginess. Considerably intelligent, good with tactics and complex thought, however, they are sly, overly serious, and at times even rude. Self-centered, enjoys messing with others. Lower body mass, skinny and slender frame. Insectoid (lepidopteran most likely). This one is named Pincer. Pincer literally cannot go a half-hour without messing with someone.

Crystal: Lizard-like creatures with crystallized scales all over their body. Average combat capabilities, possibly a bit more durable with their crystalline scales, don't count on it though. Most comparable to an experiment in pure combat capability. Large, clawed hands make it uncomfortable for them to utilize tools and weaponry that most paws would easily wield. Clumsy and cumbersome with most hand-to-hand interactions as a result. Has a long, lengthy, prehensile tongue. Likely intended to catch insects, but it doubles as a taut grappling hook due to its sticky surface and strong grip. Naturally feminine gunsawian species, like rozas and velvets before them. Puts on a tough, reserved and self-protective facade, however beneath that they're gentle-hearted and concerned for the wellbeing of their friends. Average cognitive intelligence, although 'battle IQ' so to speak is lacking; may just brush off orders, known to be a bit rebellious. Reptilian. This one is named Aurora. Aurora does whatever the hell they want. Its unbelievably hard to get them to do something they dont want to do.

Velvet: Large frame, wide shoulders, several eyes. deadly, red-black coloration is the most common on them. Large spider abdomen, and eight limbs. Two arms, two legs, and four large spider tendril-leg things on their back. These limbs don't have much dexterity, mainly just to scare. They must have terrible furgonomics if they ever gotta slip into clothes. Can spit webs from their maw to attempt immobilization, toy with their meals, or build basic webbing for multifaceted purposes. Has no empathy, utterly sadistic. revels in the pain of others, takes no issues in torturing their victims. If you're beaten up by one prepare for a slow, painful death. Has cannibalistic desires, often refers to others as 'prey' or 'snacks' and similarly to dunes, seem to have no ill effects from eating other gunsawians. Trained in the art of subterfuge, most often using their alluring voice to enamor their prey before turning coat and brutalizing them in a display of their true nature. Psychotic desires, almost all of them are absolutely horrid from the inside out. Despite this, they have surprisingly average intelligence and thought processes, and can even be calm, calculated at times. enjoys combat and bloodsport. Innately feminine compared to other species of gunsawian. Arachnid. This one is named Weaver. Weaver loves making people terrified of her, but hasnt killed anyone... Yet. Its hard to tell if she's plotting something or not. Also has a habit of watching people sleep. Also pansexual.

Icke: Crimson-stained hares with long, floppy ears and a compact, thin frame. Powerful lower body balanced out by a weaker upper body, battered by one too many tumbles. Do not get hit by the dying light signature dropkick by these guys because it will send you into layer 120. Likely also hit their head a lot because they are noticeably less intelligent than other species, overestimates themselves heavily and acts before thinking. Injuries enrage Ickes; their entire body is overloaded with adrenaline that only increases in potentcy as they're put into more dire situations. This lets them shrug off some amounts of pain and might also catch those off guard who don't expect them to be bhopping around when they're bleeding out. Selfish, inconsiderate, overly aggressive. at best, a real bully to their peers; at worst, a rebellious fuck to every sense of authority in their life. Good luck getting a hold on them. Leporidae. This one is named Scout. Scout is very hyper and its hard to get them to sit still.

Shelly: Glowy, radiant scorpion looking thing, very imposing, deeper colors and bright neon patterns adorn their shelled body. Tall, beefy figures, large and spooky looking with a huge thick tail and stinger at the end. higher body mass, taller, wider than others. Body protected by heavy shells, shields, and a tough exoskeleton that provides mild to moderate protection from most conventional forms of danger; fire, falls, crushing, you name it, shellies probably have resist to it. Lacking a digestive system; feeds off radiation in the air. They lack a mouth because they don't need one. because they lack a mouth, they're mute, although they can communicate through non-verbal language. Surprisingly calm, level-headed individuals with pleasant social behavior despite their restriction to non-verbal communication only. High intelligence as well. Last of the innately female presenting species on the list. Arachnid. This one is named Tower. Tower sleeps almost all the time. But when awake they usually just sit around. They're a bit of an enigma.

Dune: Usually dwells in the water, looks skrungly as well. Slimmer body, very flexible. Lower body mass, has gills, sandy camouflage, big beady black eyes, little spine-like things on their body kinda similar to rozas? they have a lot less of them though, only on the forearms. Big ass mouth these guys are like alien hominid if he was caseoh. Usually dwells in the water thanks to their gills, keeps them comfortably breathing, allowing for lengthy water travel and water combat- although not on the level of a chompy, they are still better in the water than other species, and strong swimmers. Simple thought process, rather absent-minded. Not really the most intelligent or thoughtful. Aloof, skrunkly personality. They EAT PEOPLE ALIVE. They are cannibals. They are completely fine with eating the flesh of other Gunsawians raw. Talks only in simple “grug is caveman” type sentences. example: “Ggrrgh.. Cave.. Grey..” if sent down in a drop pod to scav caves. Insectoid. This one is named Cane. Cane usually can be seen gnawing on things, or doing dumb things.

While some gunsawians have naturally masculine/feminine appearances, they are are noted in an E-PDA (labeled Androgyny) to be gonosimulistic, possessing both male and female sexual organs, and are capable of both sexual and asexual reproduction. Gunsawians are shown in-game to have gender identities independent of their natural appearance.

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