Granny (remake)

You fucking piece of shit you crashed into me as I hit across the face with my baseball bat and knocked you out and dragged your body in the back of my car and drive away and 5 hours later we make it to my house in the middle of nowhere and drive into the garage and step out of the car and close the garage door and lock it and drag you out of the car and drag you into the guest bedroom and a note says (are you awake? Oh, what tender dreams you must have had in my bed! I'm sorry but I had to leave you alone for a minute as there is always so much housework to do..... I know you don't understand anything here and I must say I understand your anxiety after all nothing can compare to the horror of the unknown right? Let me see tell you a little secret my dear I have always dreamed of having a guest like you my hunger wakes up only at dawn when the light barely begins to lick the window panes it's not a question of ethics or morality but rather cocking. My soup becomes the most delicious when... you know what I mean, right? I know you're scared. you must be frightened but know that my art is not just horror, it's art. when I cut you I'll do it with love, just like any grandmother feels for her grandchild~