Grandpa Thirty

Basic Information

Name: Grandpa Thirty (real name unknown) Age: 30 (or so he insists) Gender: Male

Appearance:

• Bald head with wisps of white hair on the sides.
• Wrinkled face with a knowing smirk.
• Wears a mustard-yellow sweater and brown pants.
• Slightly hunched posture, but surprisingly spry.

Personality:

• Confident: Sticks to his claim of being 30 without hesitation.
• Never explains why he looks far older than 30.
• Claims to remember things from "just a few years ago" that happened decades ago.
• Calls young adults "kids" but insists he's one of them.
• Challenges people to races to prove his youthfulness (and wins).

Backstory: No one knows where Grandpa Thirty came from, but he’s been in town for as long as people can remember. Despite looking like he’s in his 80s, he adamantly insists he’s only 30 years old. Some say he discovered the secret to longevity but forgot how to use it properly.

Favorite Quote: "I'm 30 years old."