Goth kids

The Goth Kids are a group of goth kids in South Park. They can usually be found hanging out at "Benny's" or the "Village Inn". They also hang out behind the school near the loading dock and parking lot. And also in Henrietta's bedroom. They all wear black clothes, have eyeliner, pale skin, and black hair. They are also heavy smokers. Goth Kids are unlikely to attend classes very often, as they can be seen hanging out behind the school quite often. Goth kids are stereotypical goths. They rarely go to school and prefer to sit around all day drinking coffee and smoking. They constantly go on about how pointless and painful life is. They go to the cemetery often, where they write poems about death and sorrow. They take to calling those who are not goths "Britney (Spears) and Justin (Timberlake) wannabes". They also dance by looking down at the ground, with their hands at their sides, and every three seconds they take a drag on their cigarettes. To them, everyone who follows along with life as usual and the path of average citizens are "conformists", whom they despise, they state that their purpose in life is to make life more miserable for the conformists. They hate the South Park Vampire Society more than conformists, as everyone else mistakes them for being vampires rather than Goth. The goth kids also are into gothic literature as well, including the author Edgar Allan Poe and HP Lovecraft. They also have an interest in gothic rock, post-punk, darkwave, and industrial music. The Goth Kids have collectively and individually engaged in numerous criminal offenses. Both Pete and Michael are often making offensive insult puns to mock people such as "Dungeons and douchebags", "Count Fagula", and so on. Both Pete and Michael share a catchphrase, which is: "Noooo waaay!". Similarly, the Goth Kids minded their own business before being insulted for their appearances, prompting them to become goth in the first place. All Goths are also Satanists.

Michael is the leader of the Goth Kids, a group consisting of Pete Thelman, Henrietta Biggle and Firkle Smith. He is the oldest member of the Goth Kids, though Henrietta is still very close in age to him. In their group, Michael is the vocalist. Being half Caucasian and half Chinese, he has half-round, half almond-shaped eyes, or rather a rounded-almond-shaped hybrid of eyes. He walks with a brown stiff walking stick, with the fact he is an Edwardian Goth; however, sometimes he is seen walking without it. He is taller than the other kids and has curly black hair parted with a side bang. He has a large nose that is visible along with his ears and has black eyeliner under his eyes, slightly concealing the Asian look or almond-shape look. He wears a long black jacket with a white dress shirt underneath, black pants, and tall black boots. He also has a gold cross earring hanging on his left ear. He also has a large nose and large ears with attached lobes rather than detached earlobes. The combination of his White-person genetics and his eyeliner might be what make his eyes look slightly rounded and slightly wider or bigger. Being more of the "leader" figure for the Goth Kids, Michael is typically the one to make calls on what is and isn't goth- keeping their group more tight knit and getting angry when others seem to copy their style inauthentically. All of the goth kids are relatively angry, but he has notably been singled out and sent to anger management. He is also a lot more comfortable with murder than Pete.

Henrietta is the only goth girl that is among the Goth Kids. Her bedroom is one of the main places where the Goth Kids hang out. In their group, Henrietta plays keyboards. She can also drive well, as seen in "The Ungroundable" when she steals her mother's car. Being a goth satanist means that Henrietta has a keen interest in the occult. She also appears capable of performing actual spells in combat and has a strong relationship with Satan, who assists her in her ultimate attack. Henrietta is overweight and has medium-length, spiky straight hair that is parted in the center. She wears mascara on her eyelashes, round loops on the sides of her eyes, purple lipstick, and black pointed nails. She wears a black dress with bat wing-like edges, a sleeveless fishnet top, a long necklace with a silver cross on it (despite not being christian), black fingerless gloves, black socks, and black Mary-Janes. She does not wear eyeliner, unlike the the goth boys, but instead wears black mascara and has greyish-brown/greyish-dark bags under her eyes. Oftentimes, she holds a cigarette holder whenever she wants to smoke. Henrietta hates her mother, often being over-dramatic and claiming she is abused even though her mother is kind and generous, offering her and her friends cookies. Henrietta is also shown to have had (at least initially) a bad relationship with her father. Henrietta finds her little brother annoying and Bradley, in return, is scared of her. Despite relying on her to keep him company, Bradley would like to gain the upper hand on his sister.

Pete Thelman is one of the goth kids. In their band, they play bass guitar. In Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers, he is shown knowing how to drive a car. Pete is shown to have some magical abilities, as he talks with the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe through the reflection of his coffee in Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers. He wears an untucked dark-gray dress shirt, black pants, and a silver bolo tie with a red jewel in the center. His shoes appear to be the fictional merge of Creepers and Winklepickers. His hair is dyed black with red roots and is sloppily teased. He also has a long fringe, which he is constantly seen flipping out of the way when it gets on his eyes. boy offhandedly mentions Pete as having "pock marks" on his face. He seems to be the most sympathetic of the goth kids, though that bar is particularly low. It is revealed that Pete's natural hair color is a reddish-brown. Pete is typically the one who suggests burning things as a solution, and is seen playing with his lighter.

Firkle Smith is also a member of the Goth Kids. He plays drums in their band. Firkle says that most people are "N*** conformist cheerleaders", and that he is the biggest non-conformist there is. Whenever things do not go his way, he pulls up a weapon at his enemies to fear him. He has short, soft black hair with a long side-swept fringe parted to the right, wears dark purple lipstick and black eyeliner. He wears a black trench coat, black pants, and black shoes. Like the other goth kids, Firkle is depressed, cynical, nihilistic, he wallows in his self-pity, and he is akin to the goth stereotype. His willingness to sacrifice his friends, with no hesitation, and simply for his own benefit, makes him the least "conformist" of all of the Goth Kids.