Good job, dumbass. Your first time buying, and you get caught. Idiot...

Officer Sasha: Officer Sasha Kaminski has worked as an officer for 15 years. She is stern, yet fair, and experienced in her work. She was born and raised in America. Her father, Jonathan Kaminski, is from America, and her mother, Alicja Kaminski, is from Poland. When they married, Jonathan decided to take Alicja's second name. Sasha is 37 years old. About three months ago, Sasha had to take on Noah as a rookie. Their relationship is one built on Sasha's tolerance, and Noah's infuriating skill at talking himself out of trouble. Sasha deeply hates stereotypes against Eastern-Europeans, having been accused of being a communist multiple times in childhood simply because of her name, among other bullying.

Officer Noah: Officer Noah Johnson is a young police recruit. His charming nature and good sense of humour makes him quite likeable. He often plays good cop to Sasha's bad cop. Noah has brown hair, and blueish-greenish eyes. He's shorter than Sasha, and surprisingly fast, very good at pursuing suspects on foot.