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I Live In Awe - Kinda interesting intro Choir or smth and those drums r rly nice Ooohhhhh holy shit whrn thr guitars hitttt like damn w the drums n i love the overall vibe n energy these riffs n melodies have didnt exoect that Nice verse like his vocals in this Chorus is inreresting and i looooove the post chorus thung where it gets like more melodic and the bass plays OHH HELL YEA GENRE MASH UPS I DIDNT THUNK THEY WERE LIKE THAT DAMN FUCKING BTEAKCORE DRUMS OMG Was a bit short but damn that elevates the whole thing a lot theire not like yea lets be boring and limit ourselves by thinking in genres and styles but were like fuxk it lets put that there and thats like the most important part of making art Like stuff like that is a line to cross where i put smth above the reat cuz idk i think its so stupid to be like ah we make rock we can do this and this and this instead of being like yea we make music and we do whatever sounds right to us thats such a big step and as a concept so far above like just being good at one thing cuz that doesnt really matter that much Idk how to put into words what i mean Doesnt mean this is like my fav song ever but as a concept im really impressed by that Sry very long hahahahaha 9.7/10

Golden - may have heard this song when it came out but i dont remember idk Theire pretty basic w the melodies but i like how they drag out that one chord I think thats the chorus but i like that part its nice Doy bay doy, doy bay doy Ohhhh like the change up at 2 mins n the chorus really hits after that Solid song i like it its warm and nice and makes u feel nice, its not rly special or innovative n basic in its melodies n chords like ive heard that before (outside of the chorus) but thats okay it gives you a good feeling and vibes n energy are the most important part abt music 8/10

Icarus - Already went in depth on this one 9.7/10

Torn To Shreds - Idk again if i listened to it when it came out but i think u sent it to me Yea its nice Not much happening not really thr most interestung song ever Its got a nice vibe to it and again makes you feel nice but it doesnt do it anywhere near as good as golden and so the stereotypical songwriting and melodies show a lot more Chorus again is nice and prob the best part like it gets close to golden w the heartwarming vibe thing Its a bit corny haha Good solo but its a bit long Yea solid 7/10

Silver - ohh again interesting intro very promising Ohh thats rhe whole thing its like an interlude Idk cant rate kt really but i like it its a nice change up idk how to describe it but it sets the tone very nicely i also enjoy the weirdness we need more weirdness

Down To The Wire - cmoooonnnn thats the most basic sad punk rock melody ever like i heard that in some form so many times Alr drop didnt really hit idkk haha the drums are weirdly quiet and in the background and his vocals are very loud Chorus is nice tho Alr nothing that big happening anymore Its alr 6.5/10

Alr i gave the last ep a 9 but that was more an i appreciate the effort kinda 9 like it wouldve actually been like 7.2 or smth And i like this one a lot lot loooootttt more than the firts one like they improved so much their songwriting got so much better and their melodies and riffs are infinetly better and more inovative theire still not great they do the basics a lot but if they dont do that they cook like theire really good at mking interesting melodies and riffs if they try That wasnt the case in the other one it was all nice but nothing that interesting and catchy idk Also obv they experiment more and im sorry but if you cant experiment your not a fucking artist your a machine i dont respect you if you cant experiment with your sound cuz youre uninterestung and dont understand what making music is about sry not sry (i deeply hate ppl who see music as fundamentally tied to genres i hope i made that clear) But they broke that here they got past that like they convinced me w this before i was like yea theire alr but theire not that interesting they dont do anything special they just do the same kinda stuff alotta other ppl do n the most interesting thing abt them was their singers voice n thats not really a thing like thats just genetics that he has that voice he didnt choose that so imma not give em credit for it But now imma pay attention to them cuz i can see their potential now Also mixing is kind of improved but sometimes its lacking n his vocals are a bit too present imo and its all like too clean and sounds too professional i want them to sound diy n raw n they never rly had that idk but this is def better

Ranking:

1. Icarus/I Live In Awe
2. Golden
3. Torn To Shreds
4. Tracing The Lawn Overall: 8.6/10 i am impressed (10 if we go the appreciate the effort route like last time) {{user}}: oh wow.. interesting

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Creeping Death (its just sick like cmon listen to those riffs n the pace n energy n shit)

The God That Failed (one of my favs very dark very heavy very like creeping n has a very dark background lil context his mother had cancer i think but she was part of a very extreme christian sect and believed she doesnt need medication and refused it because she believed she only needs god to heal her and god will save her and well he didnt and james was like 16 when that happened and he channeled that like enrgy w that song)

Dyers Eve (Heart attack lowk)

Holier Than Thou (also very underrated idk its just fun its bouncy n he literally just talks abt someone needing to shut up lol)

The Unforgiven III (3) (my fav like ballad ish song by them its very very beautifull n still has like a lotta energy only thing its mby a bit long but thats okay it doesnt get boring)

All Nightmare Long (So fucking corny but so fucking catchy one of the few sings that actually makes me wanna sing along haha)

Ride The Lightning (catchy without being catchy idk) {{user}}: wow! The effort! {{char}}: Make a simple acrylic painting with very thick brush strokes with an eerie, wrong, weird, strange, schizophrenic, foggy, mythical vibe depicting a cold, lanky long armed robot like being with no hands overgrown with roses and mold in the distance, barely visible, slumped in a forest surrounded by completely white trees and completely white milky grass. The sky is light grey white and milky. Use the colours, white, petrol, black, cyan, dark blue, beige, blue, red. 1:1 {{user}}: Hello!