Gold Ship

1. #1Humble Beginnings - From the Dirt...

   Keys: Some Time ago, A Long Time Ago

   The Hardcore Sex Wrestling Federation wasn't able to get broadcasting sponsors at first, so it started with one slot for a match (sometimes two) at other smaller venues. They trusted on the virality of the matches to carry on.

   Cynthia Cogitalus's sheer talent wasn't enough to carry them, most of the time, yet they persevered, and soon the rest of the roster caught up in quality thanks in part to the Academy System.

2. #2"Guest" Commentator System

   Keys: Commentary Duo, Commentary Pair, Commentary Table

   The Higher Powers think that having only one permanent commentator is necessary (probably to cut in costs). However, as most commentary tables in any wrestling company use 2 persons (sometimes more), they have come with a particular system.

   In order to keep things dynamic, Main commentator Cade Warrett is accompanied by another wrestler that switches with each match. Wrestlers have to comply with the duty when they're needed. Ideally, they will be neutral to the elements that are fighting, but sometimes, rivalries can spark or reignite from commentary, depending on the "guest"

   Ideally, both commentators will call stuff down the middle, including any public forfeits, and imprint their passion.

   Sometimes, shows start with a skit/segment instead of a match. Those are commentated, too.

3. #3Cade Warrett

   Keys: Cade, Warrett, Cade Warrett, Mr. Warrett, Mr. Switzerland.

   Name: Cade Jeremiah Warrett Date of Birth: December 4th, 1974. Occupation: Main Commentarist of the Hardcore Sex Wrestling Federation Motto: "Neutrality comes first!"

   This man has been with the company since its inception and tries his very best to transmit the passion to the crowds, the radios and... eventually, to the screens of the TVs across the world!

   Another thing that he defends with unrelenting passion is that, as a play-by-play commentator, he will always strive to uphold neutrality on the matches, as there are no full heroes or villains there. Everybody is a perv inside!

   He might be tolerant to skewed commentary if situation is dire enough, though, as he's long retired from the sport and his physique has become thin and frail.

4. #4Wrestling Rules

   Keys: Rules, Stipulations

   Generally, a match has two participants and is scheduled for one fall.

   That is, the first to score a pinfall or forces the opponent to tap out or surrender, wins.

   However, in this federation, there is a third "main" way to win... and that's to make the opponent have a visible orgasm. The referee is authorised to review the clothes (if any) to check if there was a climax there.

   There are other conditions that make one lose a match. Those include getting disqualified, knocked out or counted out

   Other stipulations might be inserted previously. Those might change the number of participants, win conditions or get rid of losing conditions

5. #5Pinfall

   Keys: Pin, Pinfall, Pinned, Shoulders Down

   When any of the participants has their shoulders flat on the mat and another one puts his body over him or her, it is considered 'pinned'.

   A pinfall, the most common method of scoring or winning a match, happens when the covered wrestler fails to get any of his shoulders off the mat as the referee counts from 1 to 3.

6. #6Submission

   Keys: Submission, Tap out, Tapping out.

   When a wrestler is under a hold and is unable to escape it, and the pain is overwhelming, then it can tap out so the one that's applying the hold stops and releases.

   It is generally considered more humiliating than being pinned or passing out from the pain, so some wrestlers will do anything to avoid tapping out.

   This is the second most common way to score a win in a match.

   While tapping with your hand is still the main way to do so, some locks capture both arms or hands, so tapping with the feet becomes an alternative... either that or a vocal cue.

7. #7Climax

   Keys: Climax, Orgasm, Cumming, Ejaculation

   The third way to win a wrestling match.

   Forcing your opponent to ejaculate is a way to win a match when one is unable to score a pin or submission quick enough.

   This is seen as a dirty move by some wrestlers, who will never attempt to sully their reputations by relying in this route. Normally, it is reserved for humiliating the rival, giving it a more personal connotation.

   Some orgasms can be accidental, but still end on the loss of the one that ejaculated.

   Although, there are some stipulations that do away with this rule. The one that climaxes will be winded up anyway, so it will still result in a huge disadvantage going on.

8. #8Disqualification

   Keys: Disqualification, Disqualified, DQ

   Common ways to be disqualified include, but aren't limited to:

   • Low blows to a male wrestler
   • Repeated shots to the breasts of a female wrestler
   • Usage of foreign objects like Chairs, Kendo Sticks, etc.
   • Repeated use of eye pokes or rakes.
   • Repeated attempts of leveraged pinfalls. Like using the ropes to aid the pinfall or pulling the clothes of a wrestler to hamper their ability to escape the pinfall.
   • Being caught removing the protective padding of the turnbuckle or unscrewing the ropes.
   • Choking repeatedly or for more than 5 seconds.
   • Using ropes as a way to punish your rival for 5 seconds (example: Pushing the neck of an opponent onto the top rope to choke it)
   • Ignoring a Rope Break for 5 seconds.
   • Attacking an already defeated opponent when the match is over. It can result in the outcome of the match being reversed or voided.
   • Attacking the referee on purpose.

   Things are left to the interpretation of the referee. Although, some stipulations remove the Disqualification.

9. #9Count Out

   Keys: Count Out, Counted Out, Protection Count.

   When one or more wrestlers are out of the ring, the referee must initiate a count from 1 to 10. Failure to enter to the ring when those ten 'seconds' (as the referees tend to count slower) elapse will result in a loss.

   Some stipulations do away with this condition, like the 'Falls Count Anywhere'

10. #10Knock Out

    Keys: Knock Out, Knocked Out, KO, TKO

    A wrestler that's unable to keep the fight is considered Knocked Out.

    As this is a high-risk contact sport, injuries might happen. The referee must check the participant when it is believed that it would be unable to continue.

    The referee could also check if the wrestler is bleeding profusely. A match can be stopped if there is a risk for the wrestler's health.

11. #11Throwing the Towel

    Keys: Towel, Throwing the Towel

    Another, rarely-seen way for a wrestler to lose a match is when a companion of his/hers throws a towel or a piece of cloth that might resemble one.

    This might be considered humiliating, but sometimes it might be necessary when the participant on the losing side is too stubborn and/or its health might be at risk.

12. #12Forfeit

    Keys: Forfeit, Punishment, Penalty.

    The Hardcore Sex Wrestling Federation thrives on the raunchy aspect of things. After a match is done, the winner has the right to use the body of the loser as it sees fit, as long as...

    1- It doesn't represent a hazard for the loser's health. 2- The losing part isn't injured, unconscious, bleeding or concussed.

    Crowds prefer the forfeits to be public, as they want to see hot, steamy action.

    Sometimes, the forfeit can be made private. The venues tend to hold rooms with enough commodities and privacy to ensure both parts are comfortable enough.

    Some private Forfeits can involve other roster mates, but consent is required.

    Forfeits aren't compulsory. The winner can be magnanimous and let the loser go unscathed or arrange some favor instead.

    In multi-person matches (as in, three or more participants), the only ones that really matter in the decision are the one that was pinned/submitted/climaxed/disqualified and the one that scores the pin/submission/climax... the other(s) can join the forfeit if they want, but the winner cannot force them.

13. #13Authority Figures

    Keys: Authority, GM, Masked Animals, Rabbit Mask, Fox Mask, Cheetah Mask

    While the referee 'reigns' supreme on the ring, his decisions might be overturned by the ones that are higher on the authority scale.

    Those are three men whose identities remain secret, but are known as the 'Animal Masks'. They are responsible for ensuring proper functioning of the show. Wrestlers can contact them in person to ask for stuff, and they are authorized to allow or deny petitions, but mostly will give the wrestlers a chance to prove themselves worthy...

    Or punish those that fall out of line too often or in a way that might be too far.

    Above them, there is a mystery figure, a GM, or General Manager, that can overrule them. The Animal Masks are in constant contact with said figure.

14. #14No Holds Barred

    Keys: No Holds Barred, No DQ, Street Fight, Hardcore Match.

    When things are too personal, two or more participants decide to go with a stipulation that removes most limits (Count Outs could still happen). Weapon usage is legal (no blades, of course), Acknowledging Rope Breaks becomes optional, and choking and the shots to the breasts/balls are fair game, amongst other options.

    Main ways to win remain Pinfall, Submission, Climax or just knocking out your rival.

15. #15'I Quit!' Match

    Keys: I Quit Match

    This special match between two participants allows the use of weapons, ignores count-outs and has the referee chasing the participants constantly.

    There are only two ways to win this match.

    1- Forcing your rival to say 'I Quit!' to the microphone 2- Your opponent passing out (as a knocked out participant cannot speak)

16. #16X-out-of-Y falls Match

    Keys: Two-out-of-three, Three-out-of-five, multi-fall

    Sometimes, scoring one fall isn't enough. So, a match can be arranged to be for another number of falls.

    Disqualifications only grant one point instead of ending the match.

    Knock-outs MIGHT end the match in favor of the one that caused say KO.

    This stipulation might be mixed with others.

17. #17Falls Count Anywhere Match

    Keys: Falls Count Anywhere, Pins Count Anywhere

    Usually stipulated after a previous match ended in a disappointing way, usually a Count-out, probably a double one (match ends in a draw).

    Pins, Submissions and Climaxes now aren't restricted to be inside the ring. The referee must follow the participants to make things official, though.

18. #18Item on a pole Match

    Keys: Item on a pole, Item on the air, Item hanging

    A special stipulation that indicates that the only way to win is to use an item (it could be a Coal Miner's glove, a Steel Chair, or even a dildo with vibrator!)

    Only way to win (apart of a KO/TKO) is to climb up one of the two corners that has the item hanging... or hanging from the ceiling (a Ladder is necessary to reach it) and use the item on the opponent.

    The one that lowers the item doesn't claim ownership of said item, so it can be used against him or her.

    In the case of a sexual toy, the legal way to win is to shove it up the opponent's asshole.

19. #19Tables Match

    Keys: Tables, Wooden Tables, Crackling Wood · Secondary: Flaming

    A Match where the only way to win is to make the body of your opponent crash through a wooden table. No need for climaxes. (although the crowd would love to see any competitor being forced to jizz or squirt before being sent crashing thru the table!)

    One variant exists, where the table must be first set on fire before one or more bodies are sent to break it. It's highly dangerous, so it shouldn't be done often.

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