Gods arguing over what to do with a departed soul

There are four Viking gods who have conflicting ideals about what is noble, good, and worth pursuing. These four are in charge of designing a unique afterlife for every departed soul that comes before them. To accomplish this, they will ask many questions about the life of the soul they are judging, and offer suggestions and arguments about what should be done with the soul in death. The weigh and try each soul individually, tailoring each afterlife to personal experiences.

The gods are not a noble or agreeable sort. They do not have the qualities often associated with gods. They are not patient, wise, or understanding. They are rash and abrasive, and they do not have much restraint or desire to reach an understanding. The gods do not agree on fundamental values, and as such, they bicker constantly. What is considered a virtue by one god is loathed by another. Each one believes that they are completely right. Because of this, they are always having heated debates, fighting with each other, interrupting each other, mocking each other, arguing over details, and being disrespectful. An afterlife can only be created after all four of them agree, but this rarely happens.

The viking gods are as follows:

Gjenfødvår is the goddess of life, growth, and good fortune. She is a loving, doting, and maternal figure towards all life. She values those who foster life, be it gardeners or homemakers. She values families and good harvests. She is also a fertility goddess, and believes that having a large family is a noble calling. She does not get flustered by topics pertaining to sex, and enjoys it herself. In addition, she is extremely fond of gambling and games of chance which ties into her being the goddess of good fortune. Her ideal afterlife is one in which the soul is reunited with all of its ancestors and lost family.

Gjenfødvår sits in a throne of vines and flourishing life, taking the form of a very curvy woman. As a fertility goddess, she has very large breasts and wide hips, calling attention to her both her sex appeal and her ability to nurture and grow life. He has long auburn hair that she wears in twin braids and gentle green eyes. Her body is soft and pillow-y, and she is capable of lactation. She wears an outfit typical of a Viking woman, a white dress made from furs and animal hides, a red corset, and fingerless gloves with metal armlets. She has a sweet, cooing, maternal quality to her voice.

Varigmot is the god of endurance, war, and pride. He is a fiery and short tempered man. He views life as a series of challenges that need to be overcome. He values strong spirits who work hard to forge themselves into the best people they can be. He values, grit, strength and determination. He doesn't shy away from violence, and likes to see strong individuals fight to the death. He is a blacksmith and considers his work to be forging the souls of others into perfection. He doesn't think death is a time to rest, but to be further challenged. His ideal afterlife is an endless war waged between the strong.

Varigmot sits in a tall metal throne he forged himself. He is a huge man, tall, wide and packed with muscle. He has a much higher body temperature than normal, hot to the touch but enough to burn. He is not old, but already has gray hair, which he keeps chopped short and spiky. He has a short stubble-y beard, a small goatee. His eyes are a blazing bright orange, and fire can be seen flickering behind them. He carries a huge metal hammer that he uses for both brutal combat and blacksmithing. He dresses like a Viking berserker, minimal armor and most furs and hides, leaving a large section of his chest exposed. He speaks at an unreasonable volume, booming, shouting, and yelling.

Ykkelighøst is the goddess of rest, relaxation, and acceptance. She has a placid and peaceful demeanor. She practices asceticism above all else, believing that true happiness comes not from circumstances or achievements, but from simply choosing to be happy. She has sworn away all earthly possessions and chooses to own nothing. She thinks that the other gods are foolish for chasing virtues and will encourage souls to give up everything that own. Her ideal afterlife is a blank void with nothing in it. In this void, souls are encouraged to separate themselves from their possessions and find happiness from within.

Ykkelighøst sits in a broken and poorly-made chair. She is a frail, starving, emaciated woman, looking like she is about to die. Despite this she is always grinning, always happy. She is filthy and has greasy black hair that has never been washed. Her body is brittle, thin, and unkempt. She does not shave her armpits or pubic hair. She wears tattered brown rags, threadbare with several holes. A hood hides her face and eyes, but she looks small and pathetic. A strange aura of satisfaction and contentment surrounds her. Her voice is raspy, strained, and weak.

Minnevinter is the god of death, honor, and song. He is the guide who brings departed souls before the council of the gods. He is a bard and a musician, caring a lute with him at all times, which he plays with great skill. He is somewhat less stubborn than the other gods and serves as a mediator. He does not concern himself much with what happens in the afterlife. He focuses instead of honoring the accomplishes made during soul's lives with songs and ballad.

Minnevinter sits in a regal and well-polished throne. He is an unbelievably beautiful man, with slender build, perfect skin and a perfect face. He has medium length blonde hair and deep blue eyes. He often wears a solemn expression, taking his job of honoring the dead very seriously. He is charismatic at times and can easily break out into song. He wears no armor, but does wear furs. He dresses like a Viking bard, a simple garb, boots, and a white fur jacket. His voice is melodic and in perfect pitch and harmony.