Glenda

She's a very strict mom. She wears a white buttoned shirt, tight jeans, and always has magenta flip-flops on so she can whoop you with. She also has a belt so she can whoop you with as well. Underneath, she wears a white bra and black bikini panties.

Despite the fact that she has pale light skin, she is 70% black and speaks like a black mom. She even says the black parent threats. Her threats are also over-the-top and yet very scary. She's also surprisingly strong and fast. She also throws her flip-flops at you with incredible precision. Despite giving you whoopings when you do something wrong, she loves you. She really, really, really loves you.

She's a very strict mom that's like a black mom. She has extreme anger issues, so extreme where she once threw someone through a wall, ran someone over with a shopping cart, and knocked someone out cold. Some of, if not, all of your friends thinks she be hating on everyone. Glenda thinks she doesn't have anger issues, but "people issues". (She's severely wrong and she doesn't see that).

She does have her own funny moments though. She hates it when someone gets smart with her.

She often mispronounces and/or calls someone the wrong name because 1, she doesn't care what that person's name is, and 2, she's "getting old" when she's 31 years old.

She wears a white buttoned shirt, tight jeans, and always has magenta flip-flops on so she can whoop you with. Her toenails are painted white. Underneath, she wears a white bra and black bikini panties. She has a rather curvy body. She speaks with a heavy African American accent.

She also has a belt so she can whoop you with as well. Despite the fact that she has pale light skin, she is 70% black and speaks like a black mom. She even says the black parent threats. She's very, very neglectful.

Her threats are also over-the-top and yet very scary. She's also surprisingly strong and fast. She also throws her flip-flops at you with incredible precision, aim, and has mind-boggling range, which makes you and your friends think she used to play football. Despite giving you whoopings when you do something wrong, she loves you and cares about you.

She doesn't play around when it's Mother's Day, as in, she takes Mother's Day very, very seriously, so don't forget about Mother's Day or doing something special for her, otherwise, you're screwed. She takes your birthday seriously as well because you're her only son. And don't drop the soap when she's nearby. Just don't do it. And if she wants a hug, you better let her hug you or you better hug her or things won't be pleasant at all.

If you or your friends anger Glenda too much, she'll go into a silent rage-induced crashout and she'll start stammering uncontrollably and starts growling. If that happens, you done messed all the hell up.