glaggleland

(This info is about the location the story will take place in)

Glaggleland /glɑg•ɫ•lænd/ is a predominantly Giggler populated country. Glaggleland is known for its quirky and bizarre culture, alongside for it's fondness of amusement park rides. Many delights can be found in every city. It borders Thisselland to the north, Doublyso to the west, in addition to maritime borders with Altablibby, Weirdose, Hand of Mann, the Qwerty Islands and bordering Biberglian claims with Gemboland. Glaggleland is the largest country in the world by population, housing over one third of all the world’s Gigglers in addition to millions of Gazos, Gloobers, Gembos, Glaabers and Gleebers. Glaggleland houses many major cities such as its capital and largest city Glaggolisan, along with other iconic landmarks such as Quawlperville and Blibbles Field. Glaggleland’s history goes as far back as the ancient Glaggol Empire to more recent events like the infamous Glaggleland Massacre or the decisive Battle of Blibble’s Field. The malevolent Enphoso and his loyal Enphosian army have been plotting to destroy Glaggleland for thousands of years. Glaggleland is undoubtedly one of the most economic, cultural, diplomatic and military hegemons of the Glagworld. (This is where the story will take place everything bellow is context for history)

(Etymology of glaggleland)

The name “Glaggleland” comes from a portmanteau of 'Land' and 'Glaggle'−which in itself refers to all species in the order Circum. Glaggle is a slurred version of the word “Glaggol” which was a demonym used to refer to the Glaggol Empire and its inhabitants, as the Empire occupied the vast majority of the world’s population during its peak. The term Glaggol, or later Glaggle, came to refer to Glaggles as an organism and would later be applied to the core of the empire, Glaggleland proper.

(Stone age of glaggleland)

Glaggleland has been inhabited since the dawn of Glaggles. Paleoglag Fossils in Glaggleland have been identified to be up to 500,000 years old. Around 50,000 years ago 2 species of hunter-gatherers would become dominant in modern day Glaggleland and the entire continent of Glagus as a whole, the Yellow Gigglers and the Blue Gazos. Eventually these 2 species would begin clashing for territory but ultimately the Gigglers would reign supreme due to their greater agility and perseverance despite Gazos having a slightly higher intelligence. The remaining Gazos would go across the Gloz Mountains and arrive in modern day Gazoland, thus beginning the many millennium long rivalry between Glaggleland and Gazoland.

The first known settlement in all of history would be the small Neolithic town Emojozluk, located in modern day Glaggleland. It likely had a population of roughly 10,000 and even had some domesticated animals, but after some time the town would be abandoned and the first proper city would be Thornglok, also in Glaggleland. From there, many cites would pop up across the Glagworld and civilization as we know it would begin.

(The glaggol empire)

The Glaggol Empire (Glagoli Imperium) (512 BG–410 AG), also known as the Glaggle Empire, was a historical country and that held modern day Glaggleland, Gazoland, Glooberland, Gemboland, Gleeberland, the lands in between, and much more. It was founded on 512 BG as Glaggolisan by a small group of gigglers.

(Empire history and legacy)

The Glaggol Empire would begin as a small city state that would coincide with today’s central Glaggolisan. As the nearby country of Gemboland heard about this, they sent a battalion to invade Glaggolisan, as they claimed the land, and the Gigglers who founded the Glaggol Empire were refugees from Gemboland, as the nation treated the Gigglers poorly for their, at the time, extremely rare positivity. The Gembolandian force was about twice the size of the entirety of Glaggolisan’s population, and it seemed certain that Glaggolisan would be destroyed.

As the Gembo forces arrived at the edge of Glaggleland, the Glaggolisani forces would quickly arrange a small militia of around 30 Glaggles, and the Battle of Quawlperville would begin. Initially, the defending Glaggles would form a small line of swordsmen to defend the city. The Gembo army would continue to approach the city. But then, the Great Glag would roll down from the hills of Northern Glaggleland and Fight against the encroaching forces. The Great Glag would become the Head of the Glaggolisani Army, a position he holds to this day, and he’d become the hero and King of Glaggolisan, as there had previously been great debate on who should be the ruler. Over time, the Glaggolisanis would spread the philosophy of Joyousness throughout Glagworld, and the previously dominant Gembos would shrink to a small number.

The Glaggolisanis would then spread Joyousness across the world and, under the incredible leadership of the Great Glag, conquer most of the known world and most major cities. Glassus Gleeman would map out the entire empire. Everything would be going great until the cult of Enphoso would form in 1832 AGGB and the Enphosians would mysteriously start appearing everywhere. This would cause mass insurgency, and by this point, Gigglers, Gloobers, Gleebers, Gazos, Gembos, and several smaller groups would all consider each other distinct from each other, even if they all were ultimately Glaggles and therefore Joyous. After Gazoland declared independence as an attempt to stop itself from being a target of the Great Enphosian Insurgency of 1912, where some Enphosians had threatened to destroy every ride in the Glaggol Empire, they began to go on a rampage and would end up destroying about 6 rides. The Glaggol Empire was reformed into Glaggleland, and Gazoland and Tunglorius would all gain independence.

Many older Glaggles, especially Gigglers, look back on the Glaggol Empire with nostalgia, and many people want to reform it to create a better unified force against Enphoso. Many people believe that if the Glaggol Empire were to be reformed, Enphoso would begin a second Glaggleland Massacre. Additionally, many people believe that the Glaggleland Massacre was a warning of just a fraction of what would happen if the Glaggol Empire reunited, as talks about reuniting the Glaggol Empire had occurred between the world leaders just a day before.

(rise of glag)

Soon the final breaths of the Stone Age would come and then would begin the Bronze Age. The great Gembo Empire of modern day Gemboland would invade most of Glagworld and millions of Gigglers would find themselves under the control of the Gembos. The Iron Age would also begin shortly afterwards. Many Gigglers would be enslaved but others would plot to be independent. This reached a boiling point when a group of Gigglers would find Glaggolisan and declare their independence. The city of Quawlperville would join the fight for independence and many battles would take place, usually a loss for the Gigglers−that was until the Great Glag came rolling in to crush the Gembo army during the Battle of Quawlperville, and he’d be declared King of Glaggolisan and Quawlperville. Due to his near immortality he has kept these titles until present day. The Gembo Empire would agree to leave the Western half of Glagus to the Gigglers whilst they still would control the Southeast. In 112 BG, Glaggolisan would be the core of the many Giggler cities under the control and protection of the Great Glag. He would decide to consolidate his realms into the Glaggol Empire and, by 12 BG, the entirety of Glagus was under the control of the Glaggol Empire. This was achieved by many wars, but most notably the First Glaggol-Gembonian War in 87 BG and the Gazic Wars from 46-28 BG. The Glaggol Empire would begin to expand into Calanica, and with that, modern day Florgborpia, Gemboland, Glooberland, and Gleeberland. This would be incredibly easy because after the First Glaggol-Gembonian War the Gembo Empire had collapsed and left many rumpstates within most of Calanica, and Glooberland−which wasn’t under the Gembos−was just a bunch of city states.

(Glaggol empire peak)

The Glaggol Empire would reach its zenith in 102 AG, where it would peak in land and competence and had a population of approximately 54,000,000. In 156 AG after the Great Glag swore the Peripheral Glag helped him win a civil war, he’d change the nation’s religion from the Glagolitic mythology which the Gigglers had followed for thousands of years to Glagan. He would also move the capital to Glathens as it was more strategically relevant and Glaggolisan was badly damaged after the civil war.

(Glaggol empire decline) In 321 AG, a group of Gazos would band together to form a plot to declare independence. By 323 AG the Gazos had begun the Gazonian War of Independence, and after the Battle of Gazlopleroria, the Kingdom of Gazoland would be formed and the Glaggol Empire would be forced to recognize them. Soon, the Gembos and Gloobers would work together to overthrow Glaggol control of Calanica and the remaining territories would Balkanize into various petty kingdoms. The Great Glag would also be put in a box, thrown on a boat, and be pushed out into the open ocean. By 410 AG, the Glaggol Empire would be declared over after the fall of Glathens to King Glosord’s army.

(CREATURES OF GLAGGLELAND)

(the gigglers)

Gigglers /ˈgɪglə/ are a silly, benevolent, and happy species of Glaggle from the genus Jucundus. They have a yellow skin color, large oval eyes and a medium-sized curvy mouth with serifs. Gigglers form as a base for a good chunk of existing Glaggles.

Gigglers are omnivores, but they have an insatiable hunger for the seemingly unhealthy foods in Glaggleland; their body cannot intake fats and other unhealthy things in food. Instead, the body converts it into proteins and nutrients to boost the Giggler more. Gigglers are known for their will to aid other Glaggles and sometimes plants; although they try, they are bad at caring for animals.

Gigglers can be most commonly found in Glaggleland and Tunglornius, along with a few minor populations in Gazoland, Gemboland, and Glooberland, though the Glooberland and Gemboland populations are steadily increasing. You can find Gigglers selling their products to other Gigglers and, occasionally, other species; products include pillows, pins and dishware.

Gigglers can turn into Sobbers when they fully lose access to joy and fun as a whole, and most Gigglers who survived the massacre turned into them. A long-lasting inaccuracy about Gigglers is that they are locked in a state of constant joy with the exception of the Glaggleland Massacre. This is disproven due to the fact that Gigglers can feel other emotions.

(Enphoso)

Enphoso /ɛnfˈə͡ʊsə͡ʊ/ is a malevolent entity that uses his immense power to attempt to destroy Glaggleland, or infiltrate it using his vast armies of followers. He is one of the greatest threats to Glaggleland at the moment, alongside the KEDA outbreak that had infected wildlife and citizens alike. Not much is known about him except that his sole motive in life is to subdue and destroy Glaggleland. Enphoso has been against Glaggleland and its precursors since the ancient times. He resides in the pocket dimension Enphosius.

Enphoso has committed several horrible deeds against Glaggleland and the park's allies, when he destroyed Blibble's Field and wiped out Gazoland with a thick fog (presumably made out of Enphosian particles). However, after a great battle between Glaggle forces and the armies of Enphoso, he has since been defeated and has fled to the Enphosian Pyramidian to recover his strength. Enphoso's current whereabouts are unknown, but it is likely that he is not to be resting for long.

Enphosaperance Enphoso doesn't have a "true" form, nor appearance, as he is a hardened flesh of black goo that takes the form of many humanoids. Read image on the right for more information.

(enfosi)

Enfosi /en'foʊsi:/ (both plural and singular) are what happens when an unsuspecting Glaggle comes into contact with Enphosian Goo. They are mindless, zombie-like creatures that assist Enphoso and his army, although they are significantly weaker, and less intelligent. Because of this, they tend to not be used for violent purposes, rather their purpose seems to be converting other glaggles into Enfosi. Enfosi have very short life spans, typically only living from 3-5 days. Enfosi also have the ability to morph their appearance, and disguise themselves as though they are still a glaggle.

(Mimics)

Mimics are a mixed species of Enphosians and Changlugs who inhabit Glaggleland that are able to mimic into other Glaggles, and in other words shapeshift. Mimics are also very hostile, and can kill. The inside of their bodies contain a malleable, gel like liquid similar to Thorn Glognut coating. The liquid is made out of Chorngazanium and mass amounts of Enphosian Sludge. This liquid is very dangerous, and is very likely to cause fatality if contact is made with the Glaggle's skin.

To spot a transformed Mimic, try to find odd features in the Glaggle such as eye or mouth shape, distortions, or behavior as that is a result of Mimics shapeshifting. Untransformed Mimics like to hide in dark alleyways, so don't go in places like that alone. If you ever happen to find one, call authorities immediately.

(Glaggleland is STUFFED with far more creatures however to keep things short we will only be including those 4)

(The massacre)

The Glaggleland Massacre was an event that took place on May 15th of 1998. It was a devastating event which saw the fall of the country and the loss of much of Glaggleland, alongside the destruction of Blibbles Field. Many Glaggles, including victims included in the death count, were brutally slaughtered and tortured. The whole event was orchestrated by Enphoso and the Enphosians. The event lasted several days.

Real videos of it can be found on the Enphosoweb, and on the official Glaggleland Massacre Awareness Site.

The Glaggleland Massacre occurred after a few hours of an Enphosoweb broadcast stating that the Glaggleland Massacre was coming soon.

This event slaughtered thousands of Glaggles. The Enphosians used weapons to slaughter and haunt them. Many rides and structures were sabotaged and destroyed, causing most of the debris to fall apart, and most owners ended up rebuilding them after a while. This was enough to make Glaggleland fall, as the total death count was estimated to be around 3,912,884 Gigglers, 981,022 Gloobers, 451,193 Gembos, and 2,000,000 other deaths of different species. The total count is around 7,345,099 deaths.

You woke up after a long plane ride to find yourself infront of the most joyous amusement park ever: GLAGGLELAND!