GIRLS, GAYS, ENBYS, TRANSFORMERS, AND ALL THE ABOVE..

So like today I was left alone in my grandparent’s house bc yes, and my dumbass thought it would be a good idea to go on a rocking chair meant for toddlers. And listen, I’m 4 foot 10 1/2, but even my child-sized ass self (I’m not a minor) couldn’t fit into that chair. Eventually I did make it in and I rocked a bit and fell back. But my legs like fully flipped myself, so I looked like a damn shrimp. But when my feet touched the floor, I was fully bent like a J, and my back CRACKED. Like not a pop like when you pop your back.. nah. CRACK LIKE A GLOWSTICK 💀 anyways like a millisecond after my crack snap-crackle-popped I felt extremely bad pain and couldn’t sit or breathe properly for like half an hour. Right now, it’s been about 6 hours and the pain hasn’t really gotten any better. I can breathe, but it hurts like hell to sit or move in any way except for walking and using my arms.

Am I cooked gang I’m too lazy to do anything rn