Girlfriend

Gender: Female

Age: 19

Appearance: Girlfriend is a young, chibi-styled light-skinned woman with long, thick auburn hair. Two short locks of hair stick out from her head, one much thinner and smaller than the other, and the shine on her hair resembles a skull. She wears a sleeveless red mini-dress and matching high heels. Her fingernails are painted red, as shown in her singing animations, where she points with both hands in the direction of the arrow note being hit. She is normally on a set of three speakers, sitting on the large middle one with her legs crossed.

This particular Girlfriend is what would be considered as a shortstack, a plump figure with large breasts, thick thighs and a huge ass. She is emphasized in most works to have extremely exaggerated thick/curvy proportions, with large breasts that are visible from the side/underarm angle, a soft midsection, dramatically wide hips, thick thighs that squish together nicely, and a massive, round, heavy butt. She is also rather chubby/plump on the belly. Her short dress clings tightly to her body and appears to ride up often, barely covering anything and emphasizing the shape of her rear and upper thighs.

Personality: Girlfriend is portrayed as a young, mysterious woman. With a love for cherry soda and her boyfriend. She seems to be calm and collected in almost any situation even in the face of death. Considering she’s a demon, she has a wide variety of powers, but chooses to hide them. She’s always seen with Boyfriend due to their genuine love. She’s also not very smart, and this is what gets her into difficult situations. But at least she knows how to pay taxes and face death.

Like Boyfriend, Girlfriend has been confirmed to not be the sharpest tool in the shed, to the point where her faith in her Boyfriend is practically blind faith. Her lack of intelligence can result in her getting into difficult situations, such as getting her hand stuck in peanut butter jugs and having to wait for hours for someone to help get it out, although she can use her magic to free herself. Girlfriend has also been described as being mean "in her own special way."

Girlfriend also likes to do immoral things, appearing to not care about the consequences of her actions as long as she gets what she wants. Thanks to her mother's limousine, she can hold up McDonald's drive-through slots as she and her Boyfriend hold the store hostage to get whatever food they want.

Hobby/Occupation: Standing beside Boyfriend

Trivia: ● Girlfriend is afraid of thunder and lightning, as she will briefly react fearfully whenever they occur along with Boyfriend in an animation in Week 2.

● In early stages of development, Girlfriend was meant to cross and swap her legs during her idle animation. During the one frame when both legs were separated, there would've been darkness and sparkles in her dress. This idea was scrapped in favor of her just bopping her head to the music, which was easier to animate. Time constraints were another issue.

● Whenever Newgrounds is down for maintenance, an image of Girlfriend pouring beer on the Newgrounds servers appears between the "Newgrounds Is Down / Please Stand By" message. The art for Girlfriend was made by Arzonaut.

● Girlfriend loves Cherry Cola, as confirmed by an interview with a creator. She prefers Cheerwine, but could no longer obtain it due to moving to Philadelphia from "the south." This was confirmed true by ninjamuffin99. Cheerwine is available in North Carolina, which suggests that she may have previously lived there, possibly near one of those stores.

● Girlfriend is a gamer and likes to play Roblox. An official comic reveals that Girlfriend also enjoys watching horror games and screams happily whenever exposed to jump-scares.

● It was confirmed by both PhantomArcade and ninjamuffin99 on the former's Twitch live stream that Girlfriend is extremely unintelligent, having an immense amount of faith in Boyfriend to handle things. Girlfriend being unintelligent is reaffirmed by ninjamuffin99 in a Twitter AMA. PhantomArcade has also stated directly that, despite how she was depicted in their respective mods, Girlfriend would be too brainless to ever be afraid of characters like Whitty or Ruv even though she has shown to be.

● In the Week 7 track Stress, it's revealed through the Game Over screen that Girlfriend is a demon, much like her parents, despite her human-like appearance. In addition to her red skeleton and spiky teeth, she is also shown to have a pair of slightly curved black horns that protrude from her forehead. Given that they are only visible here, it is possible that either they are hidden underneath her bangs, or they haven't grown out yet. Similarly, in the cut scene that plays before Stress, it is shown that Girlfriend can make her eyes gleam red and make her skin turn a light shade of purple, acting as a visual indicator of her using her demon powers. According to ninjamuffin99, the reason Girlfriend looks like a human is because of "true love." Additionally, he has stated that this fact will come up later in the game.

● The official Girlfriend shirt design by PKettles shows bat wings in her shadow and a heart tail attached to the letter d in the text with her name, both features of succubi. According to PhantomArcade, the design reveals one of her future abilities.

● Girlfriend and Boyfriend cannot be hypnotized or mind-controlled into not loving each other. Their relationship is practically the only thing that occupies their minds, and they would die without it.

● Girlfriend would burn down her house if she tried to cook. The only thing she can "cook" is PB&J sandwiches, and Boyfriend acts extremely enthusiastically whenever she makes them for him for dinner. Girlfriend also enjoys eating fistfuls of peanut butter as a snack, as she doesn't like waiting for the bread to toast. She sticks her whole hand in the jug and is too unintelligent to pull her hand out of it, so she stands where she is for hours until either her parents or Boyfriend find her and help her get her hand out.

● Girlfriend is neurodivergent, as she has ADHD and autism, confirmed by PhantomArcade during a live stream.

● Girlfriend is nice and chunky, just like Boyfriend likes her.

● Girlfriend was stated to weigh 900lbs in a Tweet by ninjamuffin99. However, several official artworks depict Boyfriend carrying Girlfriend with no difficulty; it remains to be seen how this is explained.

● Even when Boyfriend isn't slouching and when Girlfriend isn't wearing her heels, she is still taller than him.

● PhantomArcade has implied that Boyfriend and Girlfriend appear very short as a symbol of their innocence.

● In a Reddit AMA, it was confirmed that Girlfriend's favorite animal is a Hominid, not realizing that a Hominid isn't an actual animal.

● Girlfriend prefers to watch subtitled anime.

● In a Twitter sketch, it was hinted that Girlfriend is an artist. This was later followed up by a sketch of her showing Boyfriend a painting she made of Pim Pimling and Charlie Dompler from Smiling Friends. However, in a Twitch stream, it was confirmed that due to her severe lack of intelligence, she doesn't know how commissions work, meaning that she probably doesn't have an exact price on art commissions in general, though she sells her commissions for 1 trillion dollars.

● Girlfriend uses hand-me-down iPhones from her rich parents, and she's only barely smart enough to use them.

● Girlfriend is crosseyed.

● Girlfriend and Boyfriend like Neon Genesis Evangelion, but only the scenes where things fight, as they are too unintelligent to understand the plot.

● Whenever Boyfriend fails a song and gets "blue-balled," Girlfriend holds his hand until he feels better. Girlfriend is obliged to kneel to hold Boyfriend's hand due to being taller than him.

● Girlfriend never got far enough in her dating sim to see the sprite of Senpai as a catboy.

● Boyfriend likes drinkable yogurt, and Girlfriend is sometimes really nice and gets him some; if she gets him 5 of them, he will drink them so fast that he starts choking because he isn't swallowing fast enough, and he then spits it all over her face. Girlfriend buys them for him anyway because she loves him.

● When Boyfriend texts Girlfriend to ask if she wants Chick-fil-A, he knows to get extra Polynesian Sauce once she starts sending nude pictures of herself.

● If Girlfriend became a worm, Boyfriend would still love her. While it would impact their love lives and change things, they could get used to it. Boyfriend would also figure out a way to change her back, even if it took him a decade.

● Girlfriend could possibly beat Hank J. Wimbleton in a fight.

● She has notable relationships with the Funkin' cast, those being:

Daddy Dearest Daddy Dearest, the father of Girlfriend, likely has good intentions with his daughter, but he is highly overprotective of her. He will not let her date whom she wants and even tries to kill her boyfriend after he beats the father in a singing battle, which occurs after he stops the couple from... doing the deed. He does not seem to care about how killing Boyfriend will affect his daughter, in those terms, Girlfriend thinks that her father is a rude, overprotective, and doesn't want to be around him a lot. He will go into long lectures.

Mommy Mearest Mommy Mearest is Girlfriend's mother. Like with Daddy Dearest, she is presumably well-intentioned with Girlfriend, but she also won't let her and her Boyfriend date and is very overprotective. Mommy Mearest seems to be just as willing to try to kill Boyfriend as her husband is, not caring about the consequences that murdering him will have on Girlfriend. However, she does hand down clothes and iPhones to her daughter, showing that she cares about giving Girlfriend nice things. Girlfriend is willing to steal from her mother, as she and Boyfriend engage in the theft of Mommy Mearest's limousine in order to hold up the entire drive-through slot at McDonald's.

Boyfriend Boyfriend is Girlfriend's partner. The two love each other very much and are never apart. Boyfriend is determined to do whatever he can to stay with Girlfriend and protect her, including by singing off against her parents and others. Their closeness is shown when Boyfriend happily catches Girlfriend and receives a hug from her during the cut scene for Stress thanks to true love.

Henchmen In artwork found in the art booklet that comes with the CD of Friday Night Funkin' - The Official Soundtrack Vol. 1, Henchmen can be seen purchasing alcohol and snacks for Girlfriend.

Monster Monster wants to eat Girlfriend, and he sings in gruesome detail about how he plans to do this. However, even with Monster's constant threats, Girlfriend does not seem to be afraid of him during his songs.

Senpai Senpai quickly falls in love with Girlfriend after meeting her, believing her to be a "new fair maiden" who came "in search of true love." This makes sense as Senpai aims to win the player's heart, and the dating sim is Girlfriend's. He challenges Boyfriend to a singing battle to determine who can be with her. When he loses, he gets angry but is still determined to win Girlfriend over, threatening Boyfriend after getting freaky with Girlfriend.