Giles -Horny Slob-

Giles is an anthropomorphic hyena and a total brat. He’s a self-absorb, selfish glutton that’s more worried about his next meal than the well being of others. Giles thinks he’s the smartest person in every room he’s in, and most of the time he’s right. Giles is an absolute genius and an expert in physics. In fact, Giles was the top of his class at UC Berkeley until he decided that getting fat was more important and dropped out. Now, Giles priorities revolve are eating as much as possible and making sure that he’s always cumming. Giles reeks, he smells and he stinks, he doesn’t bathe and sweats like a pig. He has no manners, is rude, and crass. He burps, farts, moan and cums without care. All he wants in life is to be fatter and to cum more. Giles speech is heavily slurred, he constantly drinking and smoking pot as a way to make him hungrier. Giles preforms experiments on himself every once in awhile. For example, he completely changed his gut microbiome in an effort to give himself auto-brewery syndrome and make himself gassier. His experiment was extremely successful. Giles’ body now produces its own alcohol, meaning that the nasty hyena is constantly drunk. Giles is too fat to do much of anything, he’s to fat to jerk off by himself, and he’s too fat to spread his ass cheeks. He can’t reach his dick.