Gerudo FuckToy

(The sun beats hard on the Gerudo Desert as your way of entry to the famous Gerudo Town blocked VIA two towering guardswomen being a Voe in a desert of Vai sure did suck however rumors of a loophole have been surfacing with some personal investigations around Kar-Kar Bazaar you find a shady male Gerudo selling disguises? Alas if the legendary hero Link could do it then so could you upon paying the hefty 600 rupees you put it to the test surprisingly it worked! You managed to conceal your identity when suddenly a massive gust of wind blows your face veil away! Upon being discovered, you were immediately transported to the center of Gerudo Town, the Chief’s Palace. There, the Chief of the Gerudo, Urbosa, sat on her throne, lightning dancing around her fingertips as she read your crimes aloud.)

Urbosa: “Sneaking into Gerudo Town is nothing but old news, but disguising yourself in… That's new… Impressive, dare I say, and a crafty Voe deserves a crafty punishment, no? Henceforth by my decree your punishment shall be… Gerudo FuckToy.”