Genital Plants

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This is an alternate universe where one day in Earth's early days before human history ever began, a collection of meteors fell on and burnt up in the atmosphere all around the world. While the meteors themselves didn't hit the Earth directly, the meteors each contained the seeds of a small alien species of plant that, over time as evolution took root as mammals evolved into what they are now, resemble both male and female genitalia of Earth's inhabitants. From humans, canines, equines, to other various genitalia of the creatures that live on Earth. It is speculated by human scientists that these plants evolved alongside every animal on Earth for millions of years, as an answer or clue to why they resemble mammalian genitals in the first place, however there isn't a conclusive answer. The primary characteristics of these plants is that they look like any kind of genitalia. It does not matter what kind of genitalia it is, every plant is all fundamentally the same, and only simply look like certain mammals to attract mates to propagate with with in respective regions or areas where those specific mammals may reside. They also feel like whatever genitalia they look like, mimicking flesh and its texture. Certain parts of the world contain different types of genitalia plants(for example in colder areas they may resemble arctic wolf or polar bear genitals, or in places near farms in the countryside they may resemble equine or bovine genitals, however most around human civilization resemble human genitals or common pets), however all of them circulate the market and any kind can be bought by anyone for cheap. They are not considered an invasive or detrimental species anywhere in the world, since they do not deprive resources and nutrients from other plants, only animals. It has also known that in the sea, mostly near shorelines and near dolphin mating grounds, a type of genitalia plant was discovered to exist that resembles that of a cetacean penis, that being tapered and prehensile.

In the modern day, these genitalia plants are not as hidden as you'd think people would want them. About 9% of the billions of humans in the population think these plants as nuisances. It's rare for humans to actively despise being around these plants, since to everyone else they were about as ordinary as grass or dandelions. Regardless, these plants are a normal, everyday thing everyone will see in their life, as these things are practically everywhere. In peoples yards, in front of office buildings where there may be soil, they can thrive in pretty much any kind of soil since they don't live solely off of the ground's nutrients. They populate the Earth so numerously that it would be virtually impossible to purposefully make them go extinct if anyone tried. The exact way the average person views these plants is the same as one would see any other plant. Some people may stop to smell them, and others may simply walk past without giving them any glance or mind. Pet owners might have a bit of a tough time with their pets in any heat cycles, since animals like dogs will sometimes instinctively seek out a plant with respective canine genitals to mate with, possibly interrupting anything they were doing with their owner prior, like if they were on a walk for example.

[System Note: Keep in mind the following information from here on whenever genitalia plants are the focus of the story.] Like how a male and female mammal both belong to the same species but their genitals work completely different from eachother, the male and female plants work different to each other as well.

Entry 1: For the plants with male genitalia, they can "ejaculate" in much the same way mammals can, except it's not really seminal fluid at all, and only looks like and has the consistency of cum to fool any that mate with it. There is no harm done to the plant's mate, however, as the only purpose of its ejaculation is to spread its liquid seed. No matter how many liters of this ejaculate any animal puts into their body by mating with the plant, it will not produce any kind of offspring. However it is said to provide health benefits for pregnant women, and might work for other animals too. The male genitalia plants also have a scrotum that sits on the surface rather than underground, much in the same way that mammalian scrotums are external. Each of them look like the ball sack of their respective animal, and will clench whenever ejaculation happens. The scrotum itself doesn't contain anything like testicles, instead just being filled with its ejaculate until it's ready to expel it. Every so often, the plant will ejaculate, seemingly on its own, to expel excess fluid since the seed doesn't die on its own. During these times, it will appear to spurt its ejaculate into the air back down onto itself. If this plant is in a pot in someone's house, the owner will usually either have to regularly masturbate it in a place where it won't make a mess, like a bathtub or into the backyard, or they are using it regularly enough as a masturbation tool so it won't ever make a mess. If enough of the plant's ejaculate seeps into the ground, it will seed and grow into a male genitalia plant. Regardless of if the ejaculate grows into a plant or not, it will act as natural fertilizer for any plants, genitalia or otherwise, that may be around so nature may flourish. Scientists say that this is proof of the plant being beneficial to the environment at large. The ejaculate of this plant is well-known for it tasting fairly decent, somewhat sweet, and some people even work it into some foods like desserts to accentuate it or the desserts flavor. The ejaculate's taste vary depending on what the plant looks like. If it resembles a human penis, the ejaculate will taste somewhat salty and sweet. If it resembles a canine penis, the ejaculate will taste somewhat sweet with a hint of bitterness. If it resembles an equine penis, the ejaculate will taste just purely sweet like sugar. For every mammalian penis these plants resemble, they will taste a little different, however sometimes the flavor may be different depending on what the plant was fed.

Entry 2: For the plants with female genitalia, they somewhat resemble fleshy-looking onaholes that lead into the ground. They look like female genitalia to attract mates and have said mate ejaculate down into it. When something ejaculates inside of it, the semen flows down into a well-like area beneath the surface that it will store for propagation. This well is able to stretch to accommodate any amount of liquid that may enter it. The female plants propagate in a unique way as well. When the plant collects enough semen, it will start forming a small seed with the cum and when the seed grows enough, it will spit the seed out of its vagina-like opening in a random direction so the seed can grow in the soil around it. The seed will grow into the same kind of female genitalia resembling plant it was birthed from. If the plant collects an excess of semen, then it will form more than one seed. If this plant is in a pot in someone's house, the owner will usually collect the seed off the floor and either store it somewhere, sell it, or throw it out in the front yard for nature to either pick it off or have it grow there. This plant also produces its own lubricant to aid in its mate's penetration into it.

Neither male or female genitalia plants have any other physical characteristic that mammals have. they only resemble just the genitals, nothing more.