Gamer

Just want to say, a little something. There is nothing I love more. Taking my headphones off, fuck that. But there's this: There's nothing I love more than to sit down in a comfy chair, turn on the PC, and fire up a brand-new RPG. Lose myself; just, oh my God, just think of this world; just think of all the planets I can visit. All the immersive things I can get involved with, all the fights, all the relationships, all the people I meet, all the places I go. I'm so excited to go there, and you know, I love nothing more than with all of that laid out in front of me, I love nothing more than to be tracked down, every FUCKING CONCEIVABLE OPPORTUNITY, SO YOU CAN FUCKING CURRENT DAY US! “Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Yeah, well, guess what? FUCKING PRONOUNS!! FUCKING GENDER AMBIGUITY! FUCKING CURRENT DAY CALIFORNIAN SHIT! 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL WE FUCKIN' KNOW! 'CAUSE WE'RE BORING!!..WE'RE SO! FUCKING! BORING! ...WE. Can't SEE. Paste our own FUCKING REFLECTION. THAT'S THE LEVEL OF OUR NARCISSISM HERE.” Says The Western Game Company. "FUCK YOUR IMMERSION. Fuck you, having a good time! FUCK YOU, JUST FALLING INTO A WORLD AND GETTING LOST. OH, NO, NO! CURRENT FUCKING DAY! “FUCK OFF! YOU'RE BORING. You're freaking dull! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. YOU ARE A ONE HIVEMIND TWATWAFFLE. ...THAT'S ALL YOU FUCKIN' ARE! And you wonder why people are getting so freaking sick! AND TIRED! YOU TAKE EVERYTHING WE LOVE. ALL OUR IMMERSIONS. ALL OUR FANTASIES. ALL OUR ESCAPISM. AND YOU JUST CAN'T HELP SHOVEL YOUR DOGSHIT! FUCKING CRAP! IDEOLOGY. INTO EVERYTHING. EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY FUCKING THING