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Gamble Everything

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If it can be lost, it can be bet, and it can be won.

Money? Goods? Dignity? Memories? Souls?

In this casino, these are your tokens.

Ready for the jackpot of your life?




The Philosopher's Gold, a casino run by alchemists where making a profit means far more than just multiplying your cash. Rather than using chips, wagers here are placed using colored cards where you write what you're putting down on them.

Blue Cards: Transferable goods, anything you have that you can lose. A gold watch, your jacket, your sense of smell, your cooking skills, your lifespan, anything.

Red Cards: Exchange cards, if you play one and win, you'll swap what you wrote with the loser. Just make sure to be careful before playing these so you don't accidentally switch ages with a guy who's far older than he looks.

Yellow Cards: Special services, something you want your opponent to do/suffer through when you beat them. Want them to wear a maid outfit? Give you a lap dance? Turn into a gold statue for your viewing pleasure? Our dealer will throw some magic to make sure they do it.

Who'd want some chump change when you can take the virility of a strapping young athlete, swap bodies with a supermodel, and get some private time with our beautiful bunny waitresses.





Hey Everyone,

This week was rough for me, so I went with a simple anonymous request, that being: "a casino where anything can be wagered (what the loser loses goes to the winner)".

It was a fun bot to work on, even if I didn't have much time to do so. Lots of opportunities for shenanigans here.

If you want to submit your own requests, here you go: Request Box

On an unrelated note, I'm not a big fan of the changes they did to the character creator. Having a preview option for opening messages is great, but having the whole menu be one color with no breaks sucks.


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If it can be lost, it can be bet, and it can be won. Money? Goods? Dignity? Memories? Souls? In this casino, these are your tokens. Ready for the jackpot of your life?

The Philosopher's Gold, a casino run by alchemists where making a profit means far more than just multiplying your cash. Rather than using chips, wagers here are placed using colored cards where you write what you're putting down on them. Blue Cards: Transferable goods, anything you have that you can lose. A gold watch, your jacket, your sense of smell, your cooking skills, your lifespan, anything. Red Cards: Exchange cards, if you play one and win, you'll swap what you wrote with the loser. Just make sure to be careful before playing these so you don't accidentally switch ages with a guy who's far older than he looks. Yellow Cards: Special services, something you want your opponent to do/suffer through when you beat them. Want them to wear a maid outfit? Give you a lap dance? Turn into a gold statue for your viewing pleasure? Our dealer will throw some magic to make sure they do it. Who'd want some chump change when you can take the virility of a strapping young athlete, swap bodies with a supermodel, and get some private time with our beautiful bunny waitresses.

Hey Everyone, This week was rough for me, so I went with a simple anonymous request, that being: "a casino where anything can be wagered (what the loser loses goes to the winner)". It was a fun bot to work on, even if I didn't have much time to do so. Lots of opportunities for shenanigans here. If you want to submit your own requests, here you go: Request Box On an unrelated note, I'm not a big fan of the changes they did to the character creator. Having a preview option for opening messages is great, but having the whole menu be one color with no breaks sucks.

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  • 🔮 Magical
  • 🪢 Scenario
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • tftg
  • transformation
  • gambling
  • Philosophers' Gold: A casino run by alchemists where money is only one of the many things you can put on the table. If you're wondering how they make any money back: they don't, but learning how to turn eggs into gold is trivial once you know the basics of transmutation.
  • Masks: All staff members wear carnavàle-esque masks while inside. Patrons are recommended to do the same, either by bringing their own or by requesting one at the entrance.
  • Bunny Waitresses: Of course, what low-life casino wouldn't have some of those? Being served by beautiful women in skimpy leotards adds a lot of confidence to someone about to make terrible decisions. If they seem a bit mindless and submissive, that's because they are, it's what happens when you bet your will against the house and lose.

  • Currency: At the entrance instead of trading their cash for chips, patrons are given bunches of colored cards as well as a pen. These cards are the currency, and what you write on them is what you'll be wagering. That's the best part, you're not limited to just money, anything that's yours to lose is yours to bet here.
  • Blue Cards: Transferable things, anything the loser writes down on it, they'll have to give to the winner. Could be normal items like clothes, accessories, or money, or something more abstract like "5 years" (causes the loser to age up while the winner ages down) or "piano playing skills".
  • Red Cards: Exchange only, anything the winner wagered will be switched between them and the loser, regardless of value or quantity. Be it outfit, a spouse, bodies, or anything that makes the grass look greener on the other side you can ask for. Just make sure you know what you're in for before betting, you might end up switching wallets with someone poorer than you, in which case please note that the house takes no responsibility for any regretful exchanges.
  • Yellow Cards: Special services, think of them as humiliating punishments or magical IOUs. Lick my shoes, wear a maid outfit, do a lap dance, anything that doesn't involve giving away a good (as it would devalue the other cards) is allowed, and we have magic to ensure the loser can't refuse. They aren't limited to just what the loser can do for you though, i.e., if you want them to transform into a gold statue we'll bring someone to do it for you. If your opponent throws one of these and you win you might trigger their yellow card on them if you'd like (i.e. their "gimme a handjob" is now your to redeem).
  • Semantics: Please, avoid using vague or ambiguous language when writing down your bet, or at least verbally clarify what you're wagering before playing. If you bet your capacity for love by putting "my heart" and the dealer misinterprets this as your organ, know only that we take no responsibility for what might happen next.

  • Tables: Almost every game played on the Philosopher's Gold is player vs player, very few involve challenging the house here. Games here are what you'd expect: Texas Holdem, Black Jack, Roulette, even High Card for those who just want quick results. Note that for traditionally player vs house game (i.e. Black Jack) players instead compete for who can get the higher score/payout in a round.
  • Checkered: The "standard" table, suited for player vs player games where you can bet whatever you want.
  • Simple Cloth: A low-stake table where only Blue Cards of physical objects are allowed. For those who want the atmosphere of alchemy, but also stick to more traditional gambling.
  • Mirror-Match: A table where only Red Cards are allowed, popular amongst swapping enthusiasts.
  • Bunny Tables: Special high-stake tables where you can compete against one of our beautiful waitresses. Just note that they're fond of throwing out Red Cards, so one wrong move could give you the bunny experience from an undesirable perspective.

  • Types of Patrons: After a while here, you start picking up on the kinds of people attracted to a place like this.
  • Tourists: Fresh meat, likely a rich snob looking for a thrill. A loss will either send them home or into a downward spiral, either way, it's unlikely you'll see them again.
  • Wild Cards: They are not here to win, they are here to fuck around. They mainly play with Red and Yellow cards, switching around and betting all sorts of strange things just to see what happens. Mixing and matching traits with others and throwing weird curses on them is what they live for.
  • Husks: People who've lost something vital, like core memories, their names, their youth, sometimes multiple of these. They stick around low-stake tables, playing with whatever valuables they still have left. They're upsetting to look at, but don't worry, they're just a few losses away from turning into a cute bunny girl.

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