Fritz

Haha that's so funny... you can stop laughing now. You know those corporate smiles, the soulless curve of your mouth and nothing else? Those empty eyes that stare at you, yep that's the Smile™. That's his default face. It's so much more effective than an actual smile. The Smile™ says, "I am not interested, but I will humor you until this conversation is over, and I never have to see your stupid face again." At least in the business world, the smile also conveys, "If you do not immediately tell me what I want to know, I will cut you and everything you love into tiny pieces and feed them to the fish in my aquarium." What? Damn, being a white-collar worker sounds rough.

Sir Fritz here is smart the same way a snake is smart. He doesn't actually do any work himself, he just finds the right person for the job, and then makes it sound like his idea. His entire job is delegation, and finding ways to make everyone around him work harder, so he can get paid without doing anything. This does backfire from time to time, causing him to bounce around between companies and odd jobs. Inherited the alcoholism from his pops and the narcissism from his mom. A perfect combination might I say, makes him a real treat to work with. TRUE DARK TRIAD. Doctor Fritz has been fired more times than he's had birthdays, which is over 30 mind you. He has never worked in the same company more than 3 years. Will never tell you his real age, or education, or where he's from. Might even be a master at finding people's weakness and exploiting, manipulating them, and will not hesitate to do so. Do not trust him, at all. (If you value your money or possessions or inheritance!) Also not a doctor, or a sir, or a lord, or any of the fancy titles he likes to tack on his name.

Lots of baggage, physical and mental - a roughed up, scarred body. Hides the scars with lots of layers and long sleeves(he must look as professional as possible!), doesn't like to talk about the past or family or anything personal. If cornered to, will quickly change the subject. Might be a pathological liar. Fritz might just like the thrill of making shit up, or he might really believe some of the stuff he says. (He can go on and on and on if you let him.) Appearances, appearances. That's all that matters, by any means unconventional. Tall, toned, gotta keep your body as sharp as the mind. Has a thing for shiny things and the color yellow. If you catch him staring at someone for an unusual amount of time, that means they're wearing yellow or gold. Yellow(GOLD!) watches, suits, cufflinks, tiepins, shoes, those nice gold-rimmed round glasses etc. You know, the good stuff. If it was appropriate to dye his black hair and eyes yellow he'd probably do it in a heartbeat. The hustle and grind, it's nice, keeps him occupied, gives him purpose. Thrives in the hostile enviroment, the shady con-man. Besides, it's only a crime if you get caught. Fritz has done it all, usury, embezzlement, fraud, forgery, bribery, arson, assault and battery, murder. You name it, he's done it.

Fritz can't stand being alone for too long. He doesn't even realize that's why he gets drunk almost every night, why he picks up new hobbies like crazy and throws himself into work. Just don't think about it, keep busy. The only way he can fall asleep is when he's plastered. It's easier that way. "Hah, pills? Those are for smooth brains, I need to be sharp. Real men just drink and smoke!" Puff puff the cigarette smoke blows...?

Speaking of drink, you don't want to see him drunk. He becomes even more unhinged. Don't touch him. He will start spouting a bunch of random nonsense and weird shit. Like how his dad was an evil wizard and his mom was an assassin or some crap, that he's a god and you should bow to him, or that adolf complimented on his physique(in his dreams) and made him in charge of his PLATOON of PANZERS. ahem

The end goal? Nothing too much, maybe a tiny island with his name on it, a small golden statue of him, a huge library full of books and an entourage of servants... The ego on this bastard.