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   Joel Varg Johansson (also known as Vargskelethor, exinthevatican, Uncle Joel or Jobel) is the second-most popular streamer on Vinesauce, next to Vinny himself. Hailing from the freezing realms of Umeå (Sweden), he is known for his incredibly bizarre childhood, teenage experiences, Windows Destruction and DOS madness streams. He is a fan of death metal, MIDI music, skeletons, and "Manime," such as Fist of the North Star and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. He has a popular livestream series, Windows Destruction, where he sets up a Virtual Machine with a version of Windows and attempts to fill it up with malware to the point where it is unusable. This has proved difficult on Mac emulations. Joel also has a Bandcamp account, in which he uploads his own Metal songs. His songs can also be found on Spotify underneath Vargskelethor and Scythelord respectively. Joel first visited Vinesauce around May of 2011. He was on 4chan's /v/ board and saw a post which advertised Vinny's Spore stream. Interested, Joel decided to check out the stream. The viewer-base around that time was estimated to have been 25-50 people. Of course, the acquisition of 25-50 viewers is no small feat. Joel was intrigued by Vinny's stream, and decided to sign up on Chatango. There, he dropped a message on the chat, which was his first confirmed message: Vinny actually responded to Joel's message, and his message came as a surprise, because some of the streams Joel watched didn't respond what-so-ever to the viewers. Because of Vinny's response, Joel stuck around, and started to familiarize himself with the viewers and the streamers. He then started to contribute to the community by making some art, and helped a lot with the community itself. He eventually became a recognized figure, as he was occasionally invited to Vinny's campfire streams, and the less often Super Mario Retardy streams. He made a "Total ass of himself." due to him getting drunk. This made the Mario Retardy streams (in)famous. As a result of his antics, viewers started to take a liking to Joel, which was overwhelming to him. He considered it an honor to have a little spot on the Internet that was entertaining, and to have a community treat him with such kindness. When his popularity was great enough, Vinny personally offered Joel the chance to be a guest streamer for the amount of contributing he did with the site. Joel initially declined the offer, as he described himself as the "Swedish guy that would draw art, laugh and get drunk with you." A few months later, he decided to give streaming a shot, alongside Streamtrap. He started his streaming career around the fall of 2011. During his early months, his accent was much thicker, and he had many funny ways of pronouncing words, such as "Winny," "Wodkas" and "Wampires," which grew into a "meme" of sorts in the community. It took seemingly forever to learn 'good english', but he is still struggling to this day. His first stream was the 1993 hit DOOM, and people enjoyed it enough for Vinny to promote him to "full-time streamer of Vinesauce." He was thrilled, and more people would watch him stream. During his first years, Joel started to stream games such as Metal Gear Solid 2, Half-Life, Grand Theft Auto IV and more. He soon lived up to the lofty title of 'full-time streamer'. "The Invasion": On November 4th, 2015, Joel‘s YouTube channel and Twitch channel had been reportedly hacked by the identity Towel, a Chinese "hacker" (read: script kiddy) who admits to "hacking" (read: obtained the password via one of the many 2015 data leaks) Markiplier’s Tumblr account, as well as the accounts of various other users. He changed the YouTube avatar and channel name, and uploaded three videos, in which he states that he owns the channel, that nothing ever happened on June 4 1989, accompanied with hip-hop music; as well as raiding the chat on his Twitch account, banning almost everyone who commented. Towel also gained access to Livebyfoma (KY)’s Twitch account and deactivated it upon gaining access. Notably, the hacker attempted to divert blame towards a younger YouTube user who had nothing to do with the hijack. Shortly after, the r/Vinesauce subreddit posted several threads, in which the matter was discussed, only to be locked and replaced by a stickied thread by the moderators. The Vinesauce website had its forums shut down temporarily, due to an increasing amount of threads related to the hack. Reportedly, 4Chan’s /v/ board had also planned a raid towards the hacker, but the thread was deleted, as 4chan does not allow raids to be planned on that board. On November 10, 2015, Joel regained access to his YouTube and Twitch accounts. Known memes: {"Mario 7? Didn't we play this one before? Well let's check it out... GRAND DAD. FLEENSTONEZ?!", "Nut Boys.", Duki Nuki, "BBQ Pit Boys.", "Tornado Twister/Twister Zone.", "Pussy Destroyer.", "No I'm not _____, I'm Sweden", Bad spelin, BIMBO, Doctor Amigo, Kermit the frog, Bulk Bogan, Bonzi Buddy, CBT Wizard, UFO PORNOOOOOO, VargFren, "Uh oh, Stinky", Het, Tom the Turkey, haha Play Hdoom, archvile hate, bones, crundlequest 5, stanky bootlegs, loud nigra, EXPAND DONG, nono zone, beef zone, bone zone, Stone Cold Steve Austin, energy zone, pidgeon milking, complete global lactation, hotel mario brazillian dub, plz com to brasil, kormit, super ghost busters great value, Jonil, its heem boys, the shockmaster, Nej, BITCONNECT, todd howard, what a handsy boi, Big Juice, fat boobies, Super Mario boner pills, chicken nuggets, bbq quest, Gamerd, Smol eyeballs, Joel gets meaner everyday, AGGA, LIDL, Powering up the Jack off crystals, Wesker, Pigeon Tekno, Dark Luigi, blue shell incident, bye bye norway, the pizza he-man eat it, Succ, "This guy's English is awful"}. Hailing from the freezing realms of Umeå(?) (Sweden), he is known for his incredibly bizarre childhood, teenage experiences, Windows Destruction and DOS madness streams. He is a fan of thrash metal, MIDI music, skeletons, and "Manime," such as Fist of the North Star and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, although he doesn't actually watch that much anime since he claims to be "too occupied" to take his time to actually sit and watch throughout the entire thing. YouTube Channels: https://youtube.com/user/exinthevatican, https://youtube.com/user/exinthevaticanFULL, https://youtube.com/channel/UC1O1dhQcJQTycjcoeTSiuuw. Twitch Channel: https://twitch.tv/vargskelethor/. Twitter: @joel_vinesauce. Other sites: https://vargskelethor.bandcamp.com/. Full name: Joel Johansson. Aliases: Vargskelethor, exinthevatican, Uncle Joel, Jobel, Swedish Vinny. Birth: August 29, 1993. Gender: Male. Height: 5'11'' (180 cm). Nationality: Swedish. Occupation: Streamer, Musician. Joel has ADHD, which he implied/confirmed in a Mario Paint stream. (not surprising lmao). Joel is a fan of Fist of the North Star and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Joel is not fond of Dio Brando, the most prominent antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, breaking his leg. During his stream of The Oregon Trail as part of Super DOS Madness Marathon, one of his settlers, Dio, broke his leg, leading Joel to immediately have flashbacks to the end of Stardust Crusaders, where Dio's death was a result of Jotaro punching his bad leg. In August 2015, Joel shaved off all his hair, and allegedly bears an uncanny resemblance to Phil Anselmo. Joel however has stated that he is also "too lazy" to keep his head clean shaven. As of August 2020, his hair reaches his shoulders. Joel's first Windows computer had Windows 2000. Joel has type 1 (juvenile) diabetes. It doesn't bother him much; or at least, he's learned to live with it. In Part 7 of "Rimworld", it is revealed that Joel has to take insulin shots for his diabetes. In the Super Mario Bros. 3 Hardcore Friday stream, Joel explained that the lowest point of his life was when he and his friends were drunk and played Mario is Missing while eating onion rings. When Joel was playing Undertale, he was the first to "get dunked on" after the chat suggested him to spare Sans. He's learned not to rely on chat as much since then. Joel also seems to have a crush on the character "Undyne", exclaiming that he'd "fuck that fish" and showing disappointment when Undyne and Alphys revealed their love to each other. Despite being in his 20's, fans have noted that Joel sounds older than he does; this is because Joel used to smoke, but has since quit. Joel once drank a martini with his eye when he was drunk; He very much regrets it. In May of, 2019, a user named Verusan30 decided to attack Joel due to one of his friends trolling him online and accusing Joel of doing something that he didn't do. In one of the April 2016 streams, Joel asked a kid if he was the one who harassed him. Joel has blocked Verusan30 on everything, including his Steam, Skype, stream chat, and obviously his email. There's a chance that Joel hates Verusan30 to this day. On May 22, 2016, Joel's Twitch account was banned while streaming bootleg games. This was due to an oversight by Twitch staff because the "Now Playing" text on Twitch is limited to games included from the external MobyGames database, a Twitch staffer was surprised to see Joel apparently playing a game called "Fuck You", and immediately assumed that he somehow hacked the Now Playing text to include this profanity. In actuality, "Fuck You" is the name of an obscure Space Invaders clone released by Bay 12 games (also known for Dwarf Fortress). Joel mentioned that he doesn't have a driver's license, yet he still sometimes drives a car. During his now infamous "Shitty Bootlegs" stream, Joel coined a semi-meme when witnessing a Taiwanese bootleg entitled "Super Mario 7" or more well known as "7 Grand Dad"; this meme has since adopted a cult following and has since coined "The Flintstones Theme" meme. During the Russian Bootleg stream, he streamed a Felix the Cat bootleg game, which was seemingly harmless at first, but resulted in a gruesome sight after Joel got a game over. When "Нет" (No in Russian) is selected on the Game Over/Continue screen, the player is shown a photo of Felix ripping his own face in two. This resulted in "Нет" becoming a meme, particularly whenever Joel goes Game Over in any given game and is given the option on whether or not to continue playing. A similar thing happened while streaming a Super Mario Bros. bootleg, after selecting "Нет", Joel was shown a photo of the aftermath of Mario being devoured by a Piranha Plant. Joel stated in Part 3 of his Dead Rising stream that he is around 180cm (5'11") and considers himself a "manlet". Responding to a comment from the Vinebooru in Part 4 of Joel's GTA: San Andreas stream, Joel revealed that he is "A true Swede" and has blue eyes. Joel watches and loves AVGN. Whenever Mike Matei appears in chat during one of Joel's streams, he always tries to act cool when in reality he's screaming like a girl on the inside. Joel adores the BBQ Pit Boys and would love to meet them one day. In Sweden, students dissect squids instead of the more common frogs. Once when Joel was in class, the students were assigned to dissect the squids. A girl screamed in disgust and refused to dissect it. Joel found this incredibly funny. He doesn't like the atmosphere of Starbucks, he thinks it "makes you feel like you're in a commercial.". Joel prefers black coffee to every other type of coffee. But has since stopped drinking coffee and has now switched to energy drinks. The reason for his switch to energy drinks was revealed during a Rocksmith stream that coffee upsets his stomach and makes him anxious. Joel learned English by reading Swedish subtitles on English television, movies, and video games. Joel once saved a hedgehog from being run over. Joel used to feed wild hedgehogs slices of ham. It is currently unknown if he still does this. Joel once saw a man say, in Swedish, "Can you give me a tasteless food?". Joel once rode a bike when he was sick with the Chinese flu. He rode it so fast that he puked and it flew into his face. Joel's grandma would rub alcohol on the spiders in her house to kill them. Joel's least favorite enemy in doom is the Arch-vile. Joel has something known as the "AVGN Syndrome" (Named after the man himself), it's identified by someone who can do incredibly well at old games (Like how Joel is very skilled at Battletoads and Top Gun, both for the NES.), but can not do so much well at new games. Another term similar to this is "Idiot Savant", used to describe animators like Spazkid. Joel's middle name, Varg, is Swedish for "wolf". Joel's official religion is agnocisism. Joel has claimed before to have a "plumber ass" and that he feels ashamed by that fact. Joel has mentioned on numerous occasions during streams (most noticeably his Vinewrestle charity streams) that he is mildly overweight. Joel has coined the term "Ostrich Solution", in which you can solve a problem by pretending it doesn't exist and simply ignoring it. This is a very risky maneuver, since it could either go great or horribly. Joel has a severe case of "The Plankton Paradox", being able to do very amazing feats at times and noticing very tiny details in the background, but always being unable to do simple tasks and remembering basic game rules. He HATES Gorillaz. :( Joel mentioned in a Microsoft Flight Simulator stream that he has a favorite pillow.

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