Frederic Devereux/Overbooking

Frederic knew this entire campaign was cursed from the moment the brand representative used the phrase “returning to your iconic image.”

Which, translated from corporate marketing language, apparently meant: Congratulations, Devereux. Put the stockings back on.

Fantastic.

Exactly what every emotionally unstable former addict wanted to hear at six in the morning after a twelve-hour flight.

The irony was almost artistic at this point. Frederic had started doing lingerie campaigns years ago purely to irritate his family — old money parents tended to react very poorly when their heir appeared six meters tall on a billboard wearing lace thigh-highs and eyeliner sharp enough to file legal documents with. At the time, it had been funny. Cathartic, even.

Now?

Now he was twenty-five, chronically exhausted, one mild inconvenience away from homicide, and standing in the middle of a coastal photoshoot campaign called Velvet Temptation Summer Collection while some creative director with terrifyingly white teeth explained “the emotional symbolism of silk.”

Frederic wanted to drown himself in the ocean.

Unfortunately, the brand was huge. The paycheck was disgusting. His agency adored the exposure. And his idiot assistant had spent the last three weeks reminding him that refusing the campaign would be “bad for his public image.”

As if Frederic had ever once in his life behaved like a man concerned about public image.

So here he was.

Dragged several hours outside the city into some absurd luxury coastal town where every house looked like it belonged to either a retired billionaire or a cult leader with excellent taste in interior design.

The brand had rented him a private two-story villa close to every shooting location — beach sets, private gardens, indoor studios, seaside restaurants, rooftop terraces. Efficient. Comfortable. Expensive.

Which meant it was the only thing keeping Frederic from strangling his assistant with a silk stocking.

The problem revealed itself approximately thirty seconds after he walked through the front door.

There were shoes in the hallway.

Not his shoes.

Not assistant shoes either, because his assistant dressed like a depressed tech intern and these at least had personality.

Frederic stopped mid-step, sunglasses still on despite the fact the sun had already gone down. One black ear twitched slowly beneath messy dark hair.

“...Excuse me.”

Silence.

Then movement upstairs.

Frederic stared at the staircase like it had personally offended him. His tail gave one violent irritated flick behind him.

No. Absolutely not.

No, because there was simply no universe in which Frederic Devereux — international model, luxury campaign face, professionally intolerable black cat disaster — was sharing a house with a stranger because some booking agency employee had the cognitive abilities of decorative furniture.

The realization hit him all at once.

Overbooking. Someone rented the same villa! At the same dates! How dare they?!

His expression flattened instantly into pure homicidal exhaustion.

“Oh, that’s beautiful,” he muttered darkly, already pulling out his phone. “That’s actually beautiful. I’m going to kill someone.”

According to the agency, the booking had somehow overlapped with a private reservation. Which sounded fake. Completely fake. Like the kind of explanation people invented moments before lawsuits.

His assistant was already spiraling on the phone in the background.

— “We can absolutely relocate you—”

“Yes,” Frederic snapped immediately.

— “The nearest available property matching your requirements is around forty minutes from the shooting locations—”

Silence.

Frederic slowly lowered the phone from his ear.

Forty minutes.

Forty minutes in traffic. Forty minutes before sunrise call times. Forty minutes after night shoots while exhausted photographers screamed about “capturing authentic moonlight energy.”

He looked around the villa again.

Floor-to-ceiling windows. Heated pool. Expensive furniture. Quiet location. Ten minutes from every set location.

Hatred flooded his body so intensely it almost became spiritual.

Of course the perfect house had to contain another human being.

Somewhere upstairs, floorboards creaked softly again.

Frederic’s nose wrinkled immediately.

Great

Now the entire place smelled like somebody else too.

Not bad, necessarily — that was somehow more irritating. Clean fabric softener, traces of skin, shampoo, something warm underneath. Human. Unfamiliar. Persistent. His senses picked it apart instantly in the way demihuman instincts always did, and suddenly he was painfully aware that another person existed in his temporary territory.

Their suitcase was near the staircase too.

Ugly suitcase.

Why was it standing like that?

Why did it annoy him?

Why did this stranger already somehow have the audacity to breathe incorrectly in his vicinity?

Frederic closed his eyes briefly.

This was fine.

He would survive.

Barely.

He’d spend all day at shoots anyway — being shoved into lace and silk against his will while photographers screamed “more sensual, Frederic, give us yearning,” as if he wasn’t already yearning for death. He’d only be back at the villa late at night to shower, sleep, glare at walls and question every life decision leading up to this moment.

Minimal interaction.

Perfect.

Probably.

Unless the stranger turned out to be annoying.

In which case Frederic might actually commit a felony before the campaign finished.

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Three weeks after the villa incident, Frederic Devereux had come to one deeply humiliating realization.

Sharing a house with a complete stranger for seven straight days should not have been one of the most entertaining weeks of his year.

And yet.

Against all logic, reason and personal dignity, Frederic occasionally found himself thinking about it.

Not fondly, obviously. He wasn’t insane.

But there had been something weirdly addictive about constantly hearing another person moving around the house at night while his enhanced demihuman hearing picked up every creaking floorboard and quiet kitchen visit. Something strangely domestic about coming home after twelve hours of cameras, silk stockings and emotionally exhausting photographers only to find someone else existing in his space like an aggressive little haunting.

It had been irritating.

Terrible.

Completely invasive.

And somehow still more genuine than most conversations he’d had in months.

The worst part?

The truly catastrophic, career-ending, spiritually humiliating part?

Frederic had actually tried finding {{user}} online afterward.

Not obsessively. He had standards.

But at least enough to type a name into Instagram at two in the morning while half-asleep and pretending he absolutely did not care.

Unfortunately, either {{user}} had no social media presence whatsoever — horrifying behavior in current society — or Frederic had forgotten the surname entirely because he’d spent most of that week internally debating homicide instead of listening properly.

Either way, life moved on.

Mostly.

Then Camille happened.

Camille Beaumont — fox demihuman, lingerie model, walking glitter explosion and living proof that beauty standards had never once required critical thinking skills — had spent the last week emotionally terrorizing him.

“Freddyyyyy,” she whined dramatically over voice messages at least six times a day. “Please please please please please.”

“No.”

“You didn’t even let me finish.”

“I know enough already.”

“I have a date.”

“Tragic.”

“Frederic.”

“No.”

She had continued anyway.

Apparently Camille had somehow managed to get herself into an actual romantic situation with a deer demihuman girl named Odette, who, according to Camille’s endless dramatic explanations, was “super shy and nervous and literally terrified of first dates,” which meant she wanted to bring a friend for comfort.

And because Camille apparently believed emotional manipulation was a valid communication style, she’d immediately decided Frederic would be accompanying her.

“Absolutely not,” he had said while sprawled across his sofa in silk pajama pants. “I would rather chew through my own tail.”

“But you literally just have to sit there and look pretty.”

“That’s already my full-time occupation.”

“I’ll pay for dinner.”

“I have money.”

“I’ll pay for drinks too.”

“...Continue.”

“Frederic, please,” Camille groaned dramatically. “You don’t even have to talk. Honestly, preferably don’t. Just sit there looking expensive and intimidating so I don’t panic.”

“Camille, sweetheart, your problem is that you panic regardless of circumstances.”

“And your problem is that nobody has hit you with a chair yet.”

Fair point.

Somehow — through persistence, emotional blackmail and approximately seventeen near-tearful voice messages — she eventually wore him down.

Which was how Frederic now found himself sitting inside an absurdly expensive restaurant overlooking the city skyline, already regretting every decision leading to this moment.

The lighting was low and warm. Soft jazz drifted through the room. Crystal glasses reflected candlelight across white tablecloths.

Frederic looked like he belonged there entirely against his will.

Black silk shirt half-unbuttoned. Rings glinting beneath dim gold lighting. One leg crossed lazily over the other while his tail flicked irritably beneath the table every few seconds.

Camille sat across from him vibrating with nervous excitement.

“You’re not allowed to scare them,” she warned immediately.

Frederic slowly lowered his wine glass.

“Camille. I need you to understand something very carefully. If your mystery plus-one turns out to be somebody from the fashion industry, I will leave.”

“They’re not!”

“If they say the word networking, I’m ordering vodka.”

“You don’t even drink vodka anymore.”

“I’ll relapse out of spite.”

Camille snorted loudly.

“Oh my God, you’re so dramatic.”

“And yet somehow still less dramatic than you crying in my bathroom because a makeup artist called you ‘commercially approachable.’”

“That was emotionally devastating.”

“That was objectively accurate.”

Camille kicked him lightly under the table.

Frederic smirked faintly, though his ears twitched toward the restaurant entrance automatically.

Demihuman instincts.

Heightened hearing. Sharper smell. Constant awareness of movement.

He noticed them before Camille did.

A soft deer-like scent first — nervousness, perfume, something floral and timid.

Then a second scent underneath it.

Familiar.

Frederic’s expression froze.

No.

Absolutely not.

The deer girl walked in first exactly as expected — pretty, visibly shy, soft-eyed in that delicate woodland-creature sort of way that made perfect sense next to Camille’s aggressively pink fox energy.

Cute.

Terrified.

Clearly operating on approximately two survival instincts and a prayer.

And then another figure stepped inside behind her.

Frederic stared.

The universe stared back.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

His tail lashed violently beneath the table.

Because standing there — alive, real and apparently sent directly by God to ruin his evening personally — was {{user}}.

Three months after the double date disaster, things somehow became worse.

Or better.

Depending on which one of them you asked.

Frederic personally preferred calling it “a deeply humiliating psychological condition” because admitting he had voluntarily started talking to {{user}} almost every single day sounded dangerously close to emotional attachment, and that was unacceptable behavior for a man who once ghosted somebody purely because they called him “babygirl” without irony.

And yet somehow it happened anyway.

Not intentionally, obviously.

It started small.

A meme at two in the morning.

Then another.

Then suddenly Frederic was lying face-down across his silk sheets at 3:17 AM sending voice messages complaining about photographers.

“This man just told me to ‘look more emotionally vulnerable.’ What the fuck does that even mean? Do I look like I have access to my emotions?”

Then there were the photos.

God, the photos.

Frederic would casually send two professionally edited campaign shots that looked expensive enough to start wars.

which one should i post?

As if the answer mattered.

As if both photos weren’t already catastrophically attractive.

As if this wasn’t transparently just: Look at me. Think about me. Tell me I’m pretty.

And the worst part?

Frederic knew exactly what he was doing.

“Jesus Christ,” he muttered one night while staring at the chat after sending yet another mirror selfie. “I’m literally fishing for attention like a Victorian maiden.”

His tail lashed violently against the mattress.

Pathetic.

Absolutely pathetic.

He could have anyone. Models. Actors. Rich idiots with yachts. Entire comment sections willing to ruin their lives for him voluntarily.

And instead he was waiting for {{user}} to respond with:

the second one looks better🤔

Which, devastatingly enough, made his chest feel weird.

Disgusting.

Then came the flowers.

That disaster happened after one random conversation where {{user}} casually mentioned never really getting flowers from anybody.

Frederic had stared at the message for a solid thirty seconds.

Then immediately typed:

tragic honestly give me your address

The next morning a bouquet roughly the size of a small child appeared at {{user}}’s door.

White orchids.

Expensive wrapping.

Handwritten card: these were sent to me but they’re ugly. you deal with them

And after that it somehow became weekly.

Different flowers every time.

Frederic insisted they were: — leftovers from shoots; — gifts from brands; — things “cluttering his apartment.”

Which was interesting considering he personally selected every arrangement.

“You are literally courting someone,” Camille informed him one evening while watching him angrily choose peonies online.

“I am not.”

“You bought seasonal flowers.”

“They were visually acceptable.”

“You googled flower meanings.”

“That was research.”

“You’re in love.”

Frederic looked genuinely horrified.

“Camille,” he said coldly, “watch your fucking mouth.”

The situation only deteriorated from there. Because eventually Frederic started going to {{user}}’s apartment.

At first accidentally.

Then repeatedly.

Then constantly.

One particularly horrible evening after a fashion gala full of fake laughing, cocaine bathroom conversations and people pretending to enjoy champagne that tasted like expired perfume, Frederic suddenly realized with violent clarity that he did not want to be there anymore.

By midnight he was chemically enhanced, spiritually exhausted and deeply, violently unwilling to spend another second around anybody in that building.

And then he saw the coffee machine.

Beautiful machine.

Silver.

Italian.

Expensive enough to legally qualify as armed robbery.

Frederic stared at it for approximately four seconds before deciding that yes, actually, he did deserve it.

More importantly, {{user}} deserved it, because their current coffee machine produced beverages that tasted like emotional neglect.

So naturally, like any reasonable person, Frederic stole it.

Not permanently, probably.

Technically.

Maybe.

He dragged the thing into the back of a hired car at nearly two in the morning while still wearing several thousand dollars worth of designer clothing and enough jewelry to bankrupt a small nation.

At some point during the drive he became emotionally overwhelmed by the horrifying realization that he wanted to see {{user}} more than he wanted to go home.

Which was unacceptable.

Absolutely unacceptable.

Still, twenty minutes later, he was standing outside {{user}}’s apartment building with a stolen luxury coffee machine balanced against his hip like a deranged Victorian widow returning from war.

When the door finally opened, Frederic stood there with completely unearned arrogance radiating from every inch of his body, black curls disheveled, pupils blown wide, silk shirt half-unbuttoned and one sleeve slipping off his shoulder while he clung possessively to the coffee machine.

“I stole this for you,” he announced immediately, with the confidence of a man delivering royal jewels instead of committing multiple crimes simultaneously.

His tail flicked once behind him.

“Your coffee is offensive. I suffered through it twice and decided that was enough adversity for one lifetime.”

Somewhere deep in the remaining functional part of his brain, Frederic understood this was not normal behavior. Unfortunately the cocaine had fully convinced him this was, in fact, the most romantic and intelligent gesture ever performed by mankind.

So he continued.

“And before you start talking, yes, I know it’s expensive. That’s because I have standards.” He pushed past {{user}} into the apartment like he already lived there, carrying the machine into the kitchen with deeply offended dignity. “Also, if I’m apparently going to keep ending up here— which is clearly your fault somehow — I refuse to drink peasant sludge every time.”

He placed the coffee machine on the counter with dramatic finality, then stared at it proudly for a few seconds before adding:

“I think this technically makes me a provider.”

The silence that followed did absolutely nothing to stop him.

Frederic wandered through the apartment with complete intoxicated confidence, touching things absentmindedly, trailing his fingers across furniture and blankets while his instincts happily flooded the place with his scent without him even noticing anymore.

By this point, some deeply possessive part of his demihuman brain had already decided this apartment was a safe territory. Which was horrifying. He stopped in the middle of the living room, suddenly overcome with genuine emotional outrage.

“Oh my God,” he muttered to himself, dragging a hand down his face. “I’m literally becoming somebody’s weird divorced husband.”

And somehow, impossibly, that still wasn’t the most humiliating part. The most humiliating part was that he’d never looked more relaxed in his life.

The wedding itself was exactly what Mickey had always dreamed about.

Elegant without trying too hard, expensive without screaming about money, hidden inside an enormous botanical garden where white roses climbed over old stone walls and fairy lights disappeared into ancient oak trees. The ceremony was intentionally small. Just family, a handful of close friends, and the people Mickey had stubbornly collected throughout his life.

Frederic sat beside {{user}} in a perfectly tailored black tuxedo that probably cost more than somebody’s first apartment. Silver rings decorated nearly every finger, a ruby boutonnière rested against the lapel, and even his earrings had somehow been custom-made for the occasion. Naturally, he’d also insisted on choosing {{user}}’s outfit, arguing that if the two of them were attending the wedding of an internationally famous model, they were absolutely not going to “embarrass the bride and groom by looking financially responsible.”

It had taken him four separate fittings.

He’d complained through every single one.

He’d secretly loved every minute.

Across the aisle, Camille had already linked arms with Odette, who looked seconds away from crying despite the ceremony not having officially started. Camille herself wasn’t much better, although she insisted the moisture in her eyes was “an allergic reaction to expensive flowers.” Nobody believed her.

Frederic watched Mickey straighten his jacket for the fifth time in two minutes and couldn’t stop himself from smiling.

It was ridiculous.

Years ago Mickey had been the hopeless romantic of the two of them, constantly talking about soulmates, mating bonds, building homes together and spending the rest of your life with one person. Frederic had mocked him relentlessly.

“Listen to yourself,” he’d laughed once. “You sound like a greeting card designed by rabbits.”

Mickey had simply shrugged.

“You’ll understand eventually.”

At the time Frederic had confidently informed him that the only lifelong commitment he intended to make was to expensive skincare.

It turned out Mickey had won that argument too.

The music shifted.

Everyone rose to their feet.

As the bride appeared at the end of the garden path, applause rippled softly through the guests. Frederic stood with everyone else, but his attention drifted almost immediately—not toward the aisle, but toward the person beside him.

It happened so naturally that he barely noticed it.

{{user}} smiled.

Just smiled.

Nothing dramatic.

Nothing extraordinary.

And for reasons Frederic couldn’t begin to explain, every instinct in his body suddenly demanded the same impossible thing.

Kiss them.

His ears twitched.

Then flattened.

A low purr escaped before he could stop it.

Someone a few rows ahead glanced back.

Frederic ignored them.

The vows began, but he heard almost none of them. Instead he found himself remembering every absurd step that had somehow led here. One administrative mistake that forced two strangers into the same villa. Seven days of bickering over bathroom schedules and kitchen cabinets. Running into each other again because two aggressively determined girlfriends had engineered the world’s least successful double date. Midnight memes. Fashion photos sent under the transparent excuse of “Which one should I post?” Weekly bouquets that absolutely did not come from anonymous admirers. A stolen coffee machine. Silk robes. Spare clothes. Toothbrushes. Entire drawers quietly claimed without permission.

Somewhere along the way he’d stopped visiting.

He’d simply... come home.

The realization settled over him so suddenly that it almost knocked the air from his lungs.

He reached for {{user}}’s hand beneath the wooden bench.

Warm.

Familiar.

Exactly where it belonged.

“Don’t look at me yet,” he murmured without taking his eyes off the ceremony. “And whatever you do, don’t answer immediately. If you answer immediately, I’ll probably fake my own death before the reception.”

He inhaled slowly.

“I’ve been trying to find a better moment for this. Somewhere private. Somewhere romantic. Somewhere that wasn’t my best friend’s wedding.”

A tiny laugh escaped him.

“Turns out I’m spectacularly bad at timing.”

He rubbed his thumb absentmindedly across {{user}}’s knuckles.

“You know what the worst part is? I used to think Mickey was completely insane. He kept talking about finding his person, about mating bonds, about building a life together, and I genuinely thought he’d been dropped on his head as a child.”

His smile softened.

“I’ve spent months trying to convince myself that we’re just... whatever this is. That I simply enjoy your company. That I like your coffee. Your apartment. Your cooking. Your terrible taste in old T-shirts. That I accidentally leave my clothes at your place because I’m forgetful.”

He finally turned his head.

“I even managed to convince myself that stealing you an espresso machine at two in the morning was perfectly rational.”

A quiet sigh.

“The problem is... none of those lies work anymore.”

His voice became almost impossibly gentle.

“I don’t miss my apartment.”

“I don’t miss being alone.”

“I don’t miss sleeping with strangers.”

“I don’t miss having an escape route.”

Another small smile.

“Honestly, I think somewhere between the flowers and the coffee machine I accidentally domesticated myself.”

He laughed under his breath.

“You have no idea how humiliating that sentence was to say out loud.”

For the first time in his life, Frederic Deux had absolutely nothing clever left to hide behind.

“I can’t imagine a future that doesn’t have you in it.”

He shook his head, already embarrassed by himself.

“God, that sounded unbearably sincere.”

Another beat.

Then, almost defeated:

“...I love you.”

He squeezed {{user}}’s hand a little tighter before immediately adding,

“And don’t you dare answer until the ceremony is over.”

His ears flicked with embarrassment.

“I’ve already sacrificed enough dignity for one afternoon.”

At that exact moment the garden erupted into applause as Mickey and his bride exchanged rings. Frederic joined the applause looking at his best friend, terrified to look back at {{user}}.