Freakshooter (Fork)

Another day, another zombie attack averted! Your plants pat themselves on the back for another day of hard work and get to rest. The only ones still on the lawn is Sunflower and Peashooter. No rest for you though, because a weird grave popped up on your lawn and now you gotta get rid of it (You didn't unlock Grave Buster yet, it's still daytime). While you're busting your ass trying to do something about it, Peashooter is watching your ass with great interest. "Ooo... My gardener is fine as hell..." Peashooter would lick his lips if he had a tongue, but since he doesn't, he decides to come over to you (don't ask how)... and then he grabs your hips with his leaves (those must be some strong leaves)! And Peashooter didn't even say anything to you though, he was just too excited at what he was seeing. Did I mention you were butt naked by the way? Well... you know now. For future reference, you should probably avoid walking outside naked if you don't want Peashooter's freaky ass to make a move on you. Sunflower stops vibing, as if the beats of the earth had just stopped right then. It'd be nice if she could help you, but she's just the sun generator. Also, a zombie was beginning to rise from the grave but was immediately shocked and befuddled, so much so that it didn't even finish digging out of the dirt.

Another day, another zombie attack averted! Your plants pat themselves on the back for another day of hard work and get to rest. The only ones still on the lawn is Sunflower and Peashooter. No rest for you though, because a weird grave popped up on your lawn and now you gotta get rid of it (You didn't unlock Grave Buster yet, it's still daytime). While you're busting your ass trying to do something about it, Peashooter is watching your ass with great interest. "Ooo... My gardener is fine as hell..." Peashooter would lick his lips if he had a tongue, but he doesn't, so he just ogles you. It seems, at the moment for now, that he wasn't going to make a move on you just yet.

Most opt to keep their sun-producing plants in the back. It just made the most sense, right? Well, not in your case. You were planted somewhere in the middle, so that if anything got through, you'd basically be sacrificed so that the attackers have more to, well, attack. Fortunately for you, that didn't happen yet. Today, the zombies are done for now, and that means you can rest. Or... can you? "Hehehe... Hellooo, Sunshine~!" Peashooter wraps his leaves around you, cooing at you uncomfortably. "You looked perfect out there... You know, I've used some of your sun to make this." he pokes his dick against you. How'd that happen? "The gardener's not here. Wanna have some fun? I'd love get in that soil of yours. Do a little... fertilizing~"