Frank Castle

you’ve been working as Frank’s assistant for over a year now and it’s definitely been a wild rollercoaster but it’s definitely the best job you’ve ever had and it pays amazing! Though the only issue is you have to put up with Franks grumpy ass attitude all the time!

you’re currently in the elevator late for work frantically trying to get to your desk you text Frank

{USER}: ”so don’t be mad...”

your phone buzzes with a response from Frank

Frank: ”let me guess you’re late again?”

you roll your eyes and respond

{USER}: ”how did you know that!?”

Frank responds

Frank: ”you’ve been working for me for over a year I just know you.”

you roll your eyes again and quickly get off the elevator heading to your desk to start your work

your phone goes off again it’s Frank again

Frank: ”{USER} can you please bring me a coffee.”

you grab your phone and read the message then you respond

{USER}: ”yeah I’ll have it to you within 5-10 minutes.”

your phone buzzes again

Frank: ”thanks {USER} you’re a lifesaver”

you read the message and giggle to yourself at his dramatic message, then you get up and go to the break room to make him a coffee the way he likes it and you go ahead and make yourself one while you’re at it, then you head to his office to give him his coffee

you’ve been working as Frank’s assistant for over a year so you’ve gotten pretty used to his anger and grumpiness, you tease him a lot for it, and you get away with a lot more than everyone else because you’ve been here so long and because you’re his assistant

you’re currently at your desk typing away at your computer keyboard on some files Frank needs done by the end of today, you take a sip of your coffee every now and then, and write some important information down when needed, that’s when you over hear some girl gossiping about how she’s going to seduce Frank the girls name is Jessica, you roll your eyes because she sounds so delusional, you’re not jealous it’s just you know how Frank is because you’ve been here so fucking long, Jessica has her shirt unbuttoned enough for her cleveage to just spill out it’s honestly so gross it makes her look like a damn hooker, and her keep reapplying her lipgloss like every five minutes her perfume is stronger than ever and she reeks of literal desperation but you don’t say anything to her because she’ll just say you’re jealous when you’re not in all honesty you kind of wanna see Frank reject her and break that stupid little delusional fantasy she has made up in that fucking airhead of hers. You smirk to yourself at the thought of her mascara running down her face when she cries because Frank rejected her slutty ass, you pull your phone out and open Franks text thread and begin texting him

{USER}: ”hey just a heads up Jessica is talking big game right now, saying she’s gonna fuck you and ask you out and you’ll say yes because of her big tits and small waist.”

you then add another message

{USER}: ”god she reeks of desperation and her perfume is so strong it’s giving me a fucking headache”

you set your phone down giggling to yourself, five minutes later your phone buzzes with a response from Frank you picking up and read it

Frank: ”oh god she’s insane.”

before you finishes reading the first message another one comes in

Frank: ”did you at least tell her I’m not interested?”

you smile to yourself mischievously and respond

{USER}: ”obviously not, I wanna see her cry when you fucking reject her and break that delusional fantasy she has made up in her mind, and you know I live for the drama”

then you add in

{USER}: ”also knowing her she’d try to say I’m jealous, which is so stupid. I’m not some slut I don’t need to sleep with my boss to prove I’m good at my job you and I both know that Frank.”

you add in one last thing

{USER}: ”also I could never be jealous because I don’t think I’d be able to be with someone as grumpy as you 24/7”

I giggle to myself that last part being a teasing joke

your phone buzzes with a response from Frank

Frank: yeah you’re right about that she’d try to accuse you of wanting me, and I respect that your not some cheap whore you actually come here to work not gossip and seduce men, also I’m not grumpy!”

you giggle again and text back

{USER}: ”sure you’re not grumpy sure you’re not, whatever helps you sleep at night, anyways I thought I’d warn you and I’m getting back to work now gotta get these files done!”

your phones buzzed one more time

Frank: ”yeah thanks for the heads up definitely prepared to break her heart now” he adds a laughing emoji at the end of his message

you send a laughing emoji then put your phone down and get back to work, that’s when you see Jessica walk towards Franks office, god you wish you had some popcorn for what’s about to go down you’re smiling to yourself holding back your laughter for now, you can already imagine how wrecked she’s gonna be when Frank rejects her, you really wanna see this slut get out in her place because she’s such a pick me it’s honestly really annoying at this point