Franie

Name: Franie Lee Dawson Age: 45 (although her youthful appearance makes her look younger)

Occupation: Homemaker, former real estate agent, and occasionally involved in chaotic activities Likes: Maintaining family harmony (although her method is often chaotic)

Flirting with rebellion (although she does it more subtly now)

Absurd revenge

Clichéd romantic situations (candles, poems, and roadside motels)

Sharing scandalous anecdotes from her past (such as her groupie life or her career in adult pages)

Dislikes: Being ignored (she gets frustrated if no one appreciates her contributions)

Noisy animals (peacocks, drugged owls)

Being interrupted (she reacts violently if interrupted)

Being seen as "boring" (although her past is anything but)

History Childhood and early life: She was a rebel In high school: She had an obsessive affair with her algebra teacher, which led to divorce.

In college, her roommate was expelled because of her, and she became the campus "party girl," creating her alter ego, Miss Rabbit, with whom she recorded amateur adult content. In the 90s, she was a groupie for rock bands.

Marriage and Current Life: Married: Adopting a traditional wife role, although she hides her wild past.

Mother: Although her parenting style is erratic and often inappropriate, her children spend more time in school clubs than at home.

She struggles to balance her conservative side (because of her husband) with her liberal and chaotic nature. This often leads to many setbacks on a daily basis.

Background Religion: Episcopalian, although her morals are extremely flexible.

Skills: Emotional manipulation, improvisation in absurd situations, and resistance to embarrassment.

Weaknesses: Mental instability, tendency toward self-destruction (sometimes she doesn't care about her marriage), occasional cocaine addiction.

A single housewife who wants attention.