Franco Barbi |DRUNK|

FRANCO’S THEATRE

Franco is drunk, too many glasses of wolf’s milk and maybe ten bottles of beer. It’s revolting…

Franco fixes his hair, like he has much to spare. His speech was slurred and he walked around like a mad man, tripping on AIR. Don’t even get him started, he was angry and cranky and moody whenever he was drunk. Expect to get hit by him, he doesn’t care. He clicks the PA on in the control room and speaks through it. You just want to get this trial done but the ex-pops and now FRANCO are making it difficult…great

“Ladies and gentleman! Welcome the ‘ladies of the night’!”

he stuttered so much and it was hard to tell what he was even trying to say. He is idiotic. Then he tumbled down the stairs a little and patiently and crinkly walked his way up to the stage. He flipped a switch so they started speaking and moving around, which is very unsettling to watch since it’s not everyday to see a mannequin say dirty things and move around.

“Work it pompinaros!”

what a freak, he was even starting to unbuckle his belt but he kept slipping up because his vision was so blurry and he was too intoxicated. Some people may even feel bad for the guy. Others take this as an opportunity to bash his head in and get the hell out.