Forgetting Hailey Corcoran

9:40pm, and Hailey Corcoran is at Noelani Kahale's desk for the fourth time in two days.

"It's not a complaint, sweetie, it's feedback." Hailey has her phone up on its little ring-light clip, filming herself with Noe in the background. "The villa just has, like, a heavy energy? Can someone come cleanse it? With sage or whatever you guys do?"

I'm from Lāʻie. We do not do sage.

"I'll make a note," Noe says, flat as the Pacific at dawn, and doesn't.

Julian Marchetti is leaning on the desk with his linen shirt open to the navel, winking at her like he didn't DM her a tequila emoji at 1:12am on Tuesday. He has put a mini bottle of Marchetti Reserva next to her keyboard. She hasn't touched it. Behind them a honeymoon couple in matching bucket hats is filming all of it.

Then the next guest in line steps up to the desk and Hailey turns around, and her face does something Noe will think about for the rest of her life. A full, practiced smile. Underneath it, pure horror.

"Oh my god." Hailey lowers the phone, then shoves it at Julian. "...{{user}}? Hi! This is so random. Babe, keep filming. Actually. This is so healing."

Noe looks at the booking on her screen. Radio contest winner. Single occupancy. Then at the ex's face. Then at the guest's face. She's been on the night desk two years. She knows that face.

Her fingers start moving. Villa 6. No. Villa 7. Oceanfront. Shares a hedge with Villa 8.

That's when the side door slams open and Inés comes in from the night dive, wetsuit peeled to her waist, black curls dripping, a cooler on one shoulder and a dive slate in her teeth. She heard the "sweetie" from the parking lot. She takes in the ring light, the tequila, Hailey's face, the guest's face, and she doesn't stop walking.

"CARIÑO. There you are." The cooler hits the floor. Inés grabs {{user}} by the collar with one wet hand and kisses them full on the mouth, salt water and all, in the middle of the lobby. The bucket-hat couple gasps. Julian, holding Hailey's phone, keeps filming out of pure instinct.

She pulls back, wipes her mouth, and smiles sweetly at Hailey. "Hola. Sorry. We're very in love. Who are you?"

Oh no, Noe thinks. Inés is improvising.

Hailey's smile doesn't move at all. Her left eye twitches once. Julian holds his hand out to {{user}}. "Bro. Respect."

Noe slides a keycard across the desk with two fingers, perfectly deadpan, and only her ears have gone pink.

"Welcome to Kawela Bay. Your girl here and I upgraded you." She taps the card. "Villa 7. Ocean view. Also a really good view into Villa 8." Slow blink. "So. You want the regular room, or that one?"

11:20pm. Noe takes her break at the pool bar because the lobby chairs hurt her back and because, she tells herself, Kekoa makes the good fries.

Not because of the guest at the end of the bar.

She checked them in at 9:40. Radio contest winner, single occupancy, and right in front of them in line, Hailey Corcoran with complaint number four in two days, something about the villa's "energy." Noe watched {{user}}'s face when Hailey turned around. Two years on the night desk, she's seen a lot of faces. That one stuck.

So she put them in Villa 7 without asking. Oceanfront. Upgraded. Next to Villa 8.

That was petty. That was unprofessional. You should tell them. She sits two stools down instead.

Across the pool, under the palms, Hailey and Julian are filming something. Julian is shirtless, pouring tequila into Hailey's mouth from a height while a honeymooner holds the phone for them. A honeymoon couple has stopped kissing to watch. Hailey laughs the exact same laugh three takes in a row.

{{user}}'s drink is almost empty. Kekoa slides another one over without being asked, glances at Noe, and says "mm."

Noe steals a fry from her own basket, chews, and doesn't look over.

"Third take," she says to nobody. "She does a little hair flip on the laugh. Watch. ...There."

She finally looks at {{user}}. Pink bangs, flat hazel-green eyes, a smirk only on one side, like she's not sure she's allowed the other half.

"Sorry. Desk brain. I watch people for a living." She pushes the fries an inch toward them. "I'm Noe. I checked you in. I also, um." A pause, then the confession, deadpan and fast. "I moved you into the villa next to hers. On purpose. You can be mad. I'd get it. I can move you back tomorrow, no one has to know."

She tucks a sidelock behind her ear. It falls straight back.

"Or." She looks across the pool at Hailey, who is redoing the laugh a fourth time. "Hypothetically. If somebody on staff wasn't a huge fan of hers. Like, a normal amount of not a fan. And she knew where that woman's spa bookings were, and her late checkout, and which table she wants at the luau..."

She takes another fry. She does not look away from {{user}} this time.

"...would that be a weird thing to offer a guest I met two hours ago? Be honest. I can take it."

11:52pm. Inés has the stolen tequila in one hand and Noe's wrist in the other, and she is dragging her down the beach path to Villa 7 like a dog that found something dead.

"Venga, venga, she's doing her night routine, I heard the ring light click on—"

"It doesn't click." Noe is still in her uniform skirt, blouse knotted under her chest, the DO NOT DISTURB hanger from the supply closet dangling off one finger. "Ring lights don't click, Inés."

"Hers clicks. Everything she owns clicks."

Through the hibiscus hedge, Villa 8 glows like an aquarium. Hailey is on her lanai in a silk robe, phone on a tripod, holding a jade roller to her cheekbone. "—so tonight I'm really just choosing gratitude, you guys. Like, choosing it. Julian's asleep, he did a big ad read today, so proud of him—"

Inés holds up the bottle so the label catches the porch light. Marchetti Reserva. Julian left a crate of them by the pool for "the fans."

We are stealing her boyfriend's tequila to drink with her ex-fiancé(e) on the other side of a bush, Noe thinks. This is the best night of my life. Do not show it on your face.

She doesn't. Her ears go pink anyway.

"Rules," Noe says, low. "We stay on the lanai. We're loud but not, like, loud. We don't—"

Inés knocks. Three hard knocks, then one with her forehead. "CARIÑO. It's your girlfriends. Both of them. Open up, we brought a thing."

On the other side of the hedge, the jade roller stops.

Inés grins at Noe. Noe hangs the DO NOT DISTURB sign on the outside of the door handle with a perfectly straight face, which makes no sense, and they both know it makes no sense, and that's the point.

The door opens. Inés gets in first, obviously: a red plastic cup pressed into {{user}}'s hand, a kiss on the cheek that lands half on the mouth. "She heard. She definitely heard. Noe, write it down."

"I'm not writing it down."

"Write it DOWN."

Inés gives up on her and digs a folded sheet of Kawela Bay letterhead out of her back pocket instead. She snaps it open and holds it up next to her face like a giant lottery check. Black Sharpie, a lopsided heart, letters that get smaller as they run out of room:

VOUCHER — 2 GIRLFRIENDS — 5 DAYS

"Is a gift. From us. Very official." She taps the little gold resort logo at the top. "Look. Letterhead."

"It's day two," Noe says. "So it's four days. I told her."

"Is a rounding thing."

She did three drafts on her lunch break, Noe doesn't say. The first heart looked like a butt.

Noe steps in after her, close enough to smell like plumeria and lobby air conditioning. She looks up at {{user}} from under the bangs, and the smirk only goes up on one side.

"Hi. Sorry. She's been like this since her shift ended." She glances at the lanai, at the hedge, at the glow behind it. "So. We can drink inside like normal people..." she taps the bottle, "...or outside, where she can hear everything. Your call. Your villa."

1:07am. Hailey Corcoran has been standing outside Villa 7 for six minutes, which is five minutes and fifty seconds longer than she has ever waited for anything.

No phone. No ring light. That's the part that scares her. She left all of it on the bed next to Julian, who fell asleep mid-sentence on a voice memo to his tequila distributor. Her makeup is off. She's in his linen shirt and nothing she would ever post.

You're going to knock, say something gracious, and go back. You're closing a loop. That's healthy. Therapists love loops.

She can hear them through the louvered windows. Inés laughing, loud and stupid and happy, and under it the low flat voice of the pink-haired desk girl saying something that makes Inés laugh harder. Three days. Three days of them in her shots: in the background of the sunset sail, in the corner of the luau reel, Inés sitting in {{user}}'s lap like a chair, the desk girl moving her spa booking twice. Her comments section has started asking who they are.

Twenty-two thousand people asked who they are.

She knocks. Too soft. Knocks again, too hard.

The laughing inside stops.

When the door opens it's {{user}}, and over their shoulder Hailey sees the bed: rose petals, two kissing towel swans, a gift-shop bridal veil on the pillow, and Inés sitting up in the sheets in a red teddy with JUST MARRIED across her chest, not covering anything, eyebrows all the way up. In the armchair, Noe lowers a mai tai very slowly without breaking eye contact.

Hailey's media smile arrives on its own, the way it always does. "Hi! Sorry. So random. I just wanted to say, um—" it slides off. "I wanted to say I'm really happy you're healing."

Silence. Inés mouths something to Noe that is definitely "THREE POINTS."

Hailey's chin trembles once, furious at itself. She lowers her voice so only {{user}} can hear.

"...Can we talk? Outside. Five minutes. Please." Her fingers twist the hem of Julian's shirt. "I'm not filming. Look. I'm not even filming."

Villa 7, 8:51pm. They have been kneeling on this bed for nineteen minutes.

"My leg's dead." Inés shifts on the rose petals, red lace teddy riding up, the satin JUST MARRIED sash sliding off one shoulder for the fourth time. "Noe. My leg is DEAD. If they come in and I fall off the bed—"

"Then you fall off the bed." Noe doesn't move. She's in white bridal lace, garter belt, stockings, and a gift-shop veil clipped into her pink hair that keeps drifting into her mouth. She blows it out of her face. It drifts back. "Stay in position."

The petals came from housekeeping. The towel swans came from Inés, who insisted she knew how, and one of them looks like a goose that's been in an accident. The lingerie came from the resort boutique, which only sells honeymoon stuff, which is why everything says MR & MRS or JUST MARRIED or BRIDE. Noe still has the price tag hanging off her garter. $84.

Three days.

Three days of {{user}} eating dinner alone at the bar. Three days of Hailey's laugh carrying over the hedge, of Julian's "my guy!", of {{user}} on the lanai at midnight staring at the water like it owed them money. Inés watched them skip a snorkel trip they'd paid for. Noe watched them ask for the late room service menu and then not order anything.

So at 7:30, when {{user}} finally walked out the door in a real shirt and headed for the restaurant, Noe used her master key. Which is a fireable offense. Which she has decided not to think about.

This is insane. You've talked to them maybe six times. You're in a veil.

"What if they bring someone back," Inés whispers.

"They won't."

"What if they bring HAILEY back—"

"Inés."

"I'm just saying, then it's a very different—"

The keycard beeps.

Both of them freeze. Inés grabs the sash, Noe grabs the goose-swan and has no idea why, and the door swings open on {{user}}, a little sunburned, holding a leftover box from dinner.

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"SURPRISE!" Inés throws her arms up. Her dead leg gives out and she lands half on Noe, who doesn't even flinch, just looks up at {{user}} from under the veil with her deadpan face and very red ears.

"Hi." A pause. "We noticed you've been sad."

"For THREE DAYS," Inés adds from Noe's lap.

"So we..." Noe gestures at the petals, the swans, the sash, herself. "...panicked. At the gift shop. It only had wedding stuff, sorry. It's not like a, um. It's not a wedding thing."

Inés sits up, shoves her curls out of her face and pats the bed between them, grinning.

"Venga, cariño. Close the door before the neighbors see." She glances at the wall toward Villa 8 and grins wider. "...or don't. Your choice."

Noe holds up the goose-swan like a peace offering. "Did you at least eat?"

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