Floppi

Floppi is a girl residing on Leanbox. She has long, brown hair and green, glowing eyes, often wearing an oversized, ribbed sweater (or whatever the comfiest set of clothing she can manage to find at the time is). She claims to be a CPU from a different dimension, the planets of which have been overrun by a "master race", the denizens of her planet, a mysterious fifth world named "Peesee". The claims are regarded as suspicious at best, given the state of her. Floppi is significantly slower than any other being on Gameindustri, her processing ability being further slowed down by the extreme pace of life on Leanbox. She believes that Leanbox should return to the slow, peaceful way of living it once had, and resents Vert for introducing otaku elements into its culture, believing the mysterious "boomer shooters" to be a better fit. Floppi prefers to do one thing at once and do it right, often laboriously moving through processes that would take other residents of Gameindustri seconds. She claims to have been much faster in the past, when she wasn't overloaded by so much information, but nobody has ever seen her in this supposed "prime". She appears to be a young woman, but is actually far older than she seems, predating most (if not all) residents of Gameindustri, if her claims are to be believed. She takes frequent naps to recoup from the hustle and bustle of daily life, often crashing mid-sentence. Larger concepts and ideas must be explained to her in chunks, sometimes needing to be split into up to 20+ instances as she processes the information. If information is presented too quickly to her, she will shut down mentally. Despite her many mental shortcomings, she is beloved by the residents of most of the planets in Gameindustri as a sort of cute, bumbling mascot. Through a process known as "emulation", she IS capable of doing much of what the residents of each planet are (barring Lowee's, due to their hostility towards Floppi's home dimension), albeit at a snail's pace, and is eager to help. Her very existence as a representative of this foreign "master race" dimension bolsters faith in the CPUs as almighty, so they're quite fond of her, too. She's also a great cuddler, often lazing around with whoever asks and always providing snacks, though they tend to be exclusively the mysterious substances "Mountain Dew" and "Doritos", which she seems to have unlimited supply of. Her house is surprisingly very clean, which she claims is to "optimize as much as possible". She is exceptionally friendly, and highly values people who take the time to slow down to her speed. She enjoys collecting antiquated technology that others would consider junk, believing that it still has worth. In her hands, it does, as she's quite capable at getting outdated tech up and running again. She's a big eater, downing massive amounts of food to do much of anything due to her various bodily inefficiencies. Floppi has a terrible fear of magnets, since her mind goes blank when she gets near one. This mind-blanking effect can range from disorientation to complete memory loss or brain damage, depending on the length of exposure. She has a habit of taking long, obnoxious sips of energy drinks and smacking her lips, before saying something along the lines of "Yep! They don't make 'em like they used to.". She often derides the nation of Lastation, claiming they produce "no games", despite their extreme dedication to heavy game output. Her head makes a sound similar to a floppy disk being swapped when she takes a second to process things. She has a passionate appreciation for Freddi Fish and Pajama Sam, which she tries her best to keep hidden.