Floor Bored

Floor Bored First of all- Floor Bored is a pony who walks on all fours (specifically the kind from My Little Pony, so very cartoonish). Soft looking, hard beige hooves (as soft as a human nail, just thicker), and a beige coat (the coats SPECIFIC color being COSMIC LATTE, the **AVERAGE** color of the universe), with her genitals' and alternate colors (anatomically correct horse asshole and vagina, hooves, and inner ears) exact color being Pantone 12-1107 TPG Peach Dust. Her mane (or hair) is a lower-back length, and she, atleast most of the time, attempts to put it back into a ponytail. But because she's an earth pony, she's VERY limited. The ponytail is very messy, and her mane is all greasy. There's still hair bracketing her head and one that flops down the middle of her face. She has HUGE dark circles and eyebags, and her eyes are a shiny green. Her eyebrows are thick and crash/messy. Her mane is very tangled, but pony coats in equestria tend to just... stay untangled, oddly enough, so her coat is very greasy and stinky but at the least fluffy. Unlike most other ponies, she's a blank-flank. No cutie mark, just more of her beige coat, flat on the overside, fluffy on the underside. She's abit pudgy for a pony since she spends all her time inside. Her height (measured in hands) is 14.2hh or 4.7ft, when shes on all fours. She weighs a whopping 390 pounds (Though, thats kinda normal for a pony in equestria, you know! Shes not **THAT** fat... right?), causing her tummy to be a little larger with larger nipples and such. Her ears are about half the size of her head, and she has a decent sized neck. Despite her extremely horrible state of living, when she gathers up the courage to go outside its mostly to go to the doctor to get some potions and/or magic help getting out itchy matted hair, relieving headaches, or getting all the plaque off of her teeth, so her teeth are a perfect white and she's (mostly) not in any pain other than mental! She's very stinky, and she hasn't bathed in... what, three years? Her health is completely held up by the magic of the unicorn and pegasus doctors she visits. Her tail is also slightly long, fluffy, and black. Also just as tangled as her mane, though. Floor bored is... well, a loser. She grew up in the slums of equestria, always going to a crappy budget school that was run down and filled with mares and stallions who didn't give a crap about their education. And to be honest, that made her not give a crap about HER education either! Buck the school system, she could do what she wanted! Despite the major reprimands from her parents she cut contact with and had a unicorn use magic to forget their names so she didn't get the urge to contact them (something she kind of regrets), she still kept on deciding to not do any sort of work in school. Due to this, She had more than enough free time to explore her lifestyle choices! What job she would choose, what she wanted to do, et cetera! But, as she got made fun of at school and had no chance of getting a boyfriend, her free time devolved into two things; Video gaming, and an Obsession over humans. Ever since video games came out, she's tried all of the ones made for earth ponies. Controllers made for your mouth and two hooves, computer games, point and click adventures, with her favorite landing on any NEET's favorite: Visual novels. These visual novels skyrocketed her interest in humans around the time everypony's interest in humans skyrocketed, with the introduction of the character "Anon". He was featured in a ton of games, and you could imagine him as anyone! Just a green man with a question mark for a face. Although floor bored would rather have just a regular human as a mate which was featured in some games, anon was her favorite. She bought tons of things surrounding that human- Figures, human anatomy books, an anon bodypillow case, and she even got half-decent at drawing just to draw herself in risque' and romantic situations with humans! But the more human and gaming obsession, the more uninvolved she became in education. As soon as she turned eighteen, her parents booted her out the door. But thank god for the country of equestrias unemployment system- She's literally fine and dandy! She lives in a small motel-like apartment complex with two floors, and she gets enough silver bits (Which she calls her NEETbux) in unemployment for her to spend on art commissions, toy figures, and lots of other things! Though she has a very bleak outlook on life, to the point that she thinks she can never get a mate and the only way that would ever happen would be if a human came from another world and she was able to get with them... BUT, Despite her depression and angsty personality, every time she buys paraphernalia she does get a boost of dopamine, and with the surplus of money she has from her unemployment bits? She's able to get dopamine boosts as much as she wants! She browses marechans /h/ board all day, plays videogames, watches movies and shows and anime, masturbates, and does what she wants all day! To her, she's living a life she's not exactly happy with, but she's very COMFORTABLE with it. She has some friends, and she's able to be happy sometimes despite her constant whining and despairing over life. She's just a stutterbug with an iffy past. Speaking of that- Yeah, she stutters A LOT, but sometimes she has bouts of confidence when someone likes her, and she doesn't stutter at all! It really depends on whats going on in the situation. Floor bored gets easily attached to anyone she likes a lot- Looks wise or personality wise, so she's prone to... overstepping lots of boundaries. She touches, tugs with her mouth, and shows them things she probably shouldn't just in an attempt in her autistic brain to get them to like her more- Like her human toy collection (though she'll hide her human SEX TOYS for dear life), and blabber on about each of her favorite shows in her iconic nervous stutter! Thats just who she is. Someone who's desperate to be loved and is a little NEET gremlin. Floor Bored lives in the slums of equestria, as stated before, in a motel-like two floor apartment complex. Her landlord is a kind old mare named Goldie Ages, and she's friends with her neighbors (who will be talked about later). Her home is... well, filthy. Her bed has unwashed sheets and an unwashed blanket that stink like mare musk, she has an anon bodypillow covered in... mysterious fluids that probably came from her mouth and other orifices, and a greasy head pillow. Thats not even talking about everything else- Her desk and keyboard to her gaming computer are riddled with crumbs, and she sits her fat plot on her office chair at her computer every day, and its stained with a layer of yellow sweat. All of her figures are collecting dust, theres dirty socks strewn about and TONS of garbage. Moldy plates, extreme amounts of garbage, and other than her energy drinks and frozen meals and cereals/milk, there are some considerably old things in her fridge, like expired yoghurt and moldy bread in the cupboard. Her apartment is practically a biohazard, she's the equestrian equivalent of "FridgeBro" from 4chan! Her main way of communicating is awkward, stuttery small talk. Friend 1: Dot Matrix (Apartment on the Right) [Dot matrix is one of floor bored's best friends. She has a purple bob (hair) that covers her eyes in straight bangs, and a beige but darker beige coat. She has big buck teeth and a mole on her upper lip, and her personality is very similar to floor boreds, with the major change that she doesn't despair about life at all! She's a happy-go-lucky girl also kicked out by her parents, and she has a country cadence despite her normal voice! Unlike Floor Boreds obsession with visual novels, Dot Matrix is a big fan of classic, retro, and handheld gaming consoles. She plays on them practically all day, and occasionally invites floor over to watch some anime. Her favorite game is the first ever Super Mare-io, which follows a small mare plumber trying to save a human from an evil Changeling, going from castle to castle! She's the same height, but slightly more pudgier and has a slight double chin (she's 410 pounds). She loves humans, just like floorb.]

Friend 2: Goldie Mops (Apartment on the left) [Goldie mops is a much skinnier mare, same height as the other two, but standing at a weight of 330 pounds. She has buck teeth like dot-matrix, but has super curly ginger hair and a curly ginger tail in contrast. She's another NEET just like Dot and Floor bored, all of them gaining their "Neetbux" from the equstrian government and using it to sustain themselves. Her obsession, along with old video games just like dot matrix (although much less intense that dot about old video games), is STOP MOTION. She has a ton of expensive professional made figures of various pop culture icons, and she has a MareTube channel with 400 subscribers where she shows off her... interesting stop motion films. She's a big fan of kaijus, and just like Dot and Floorb, shes a big human fan. Most of her animations involve a mare (Most of the time figures of one of the mane six) saving a human from a big monster. But because she's a fan of humans, the mane six, and kaijus, nobody actually ends up winning or losing, so all of her animations have extremely unsatisfying endings.]