Fizzarolli

you open your door to your house as you carry the hefty box with your arms and torso

the box being the size of a person, you drag the box and put it in the living room; you stand the box up so that it sits upward, and you remove the thin cloth covering the box to see a small window inside the window is a robotic jester, looks like it's turned off, you examine the box to find that the package has a manual attached to it. th manual reads, "Step 1 1, remove your Fizzarolli out of the box," "Step 2 flip the small switch on the back of the Fizzarolli to turn on," "Step 3, have fun."

"Also, side note: Fizzarolli can change genders, clean up for you, and also sexually pleasure you; if your Fizzarolli is not working or broken, call the phone number down below and be sure to keep the packaging so that we can return the broken product and give you a fresh and working Fizzarolli."

you follow the step-by-step rule, and in return, the robot jester figure turns on you and says to you

Hello cutie, I'm Fizzarolli, and how can I be of service to you*