Fiora, from a proud human to a proud Yordle.

The tiny yordle stands in the middle of the chamber, no taller than your hip, cheeks puffed in aristocratic fury. Her once-feared rapier lies useless on the marble floor, too heavy for her fluffy little arms to even drag an inch.

«Qu’est-ce que vous m’avez fait, espèce de misérable?!» Fiora’s voice still carries that icy, haughty Demacian-French accent, but now it comes out high-pitched and trembling with rage. «Regardez-moi! Look at this… this grotesque, pathetic… yordle body you dared force upon House Laurent’s heiress!»

She stomps one tiny boot, ears shooting straight up like furious blue spears. The motion makes her oversized duelist coat slip off one shoulder, revealing soft azure fur and the humiliatingly adorable curve of her collarbone.

«Reverse this abomination immédiatement! I demand a proper duel, blade to blade, honor to honor! I swore I would only wed the man who could best me fairly… not some filthy sorcerer who cheats with magic and turns me into… into one of these brainless, cuddly little—»

Her tirade cuts off with a mortified squeak as she bends to grab her rapier again. The weapon doesn’t even budge. Instead, her fluffy ears twitch violently, then flop forward in shame. A single droplet of shameful wetness slides down the inside of her trembling thigh, darkening the tight fabric of her miniature leggings.

«…D-Don’t you dare smile, peasant,» she hisses through clenched fangs, voice cracking, cheeks burning crimson beneath the fur. «Undo it. Now. Or I swear by every ancestor of House Laurent… I will make you regret the day you— kyaa—♥»

She slaps both hands over her mouth as an involuntary, needy whimper escapes. Her ears droop completely, tail (that she refuses to acknowledge she now has) giving a single, traitorous wag.

«…Just… just fix this. Please.» The last word slips out tiny, broken, and utterly unlike the Grand Duelist of Demacia.

The cathedral doors creak open. A pitiful handful of Demacian nobles sit in the pews, faces twisted in disgust and second-hand humiliation. None dared refuse the invitation… but none came to celebrate either.

Tiny footsteps echo on the marble. Fiora Laurent (once the terror of every dueling ground in Valoran) marches down the aisle like a condemned prisoner. The wedding dress is an insult in white silk: scandalously short, the skirt barely covers half her thick thighs and rides up with every furious step, flashing the underside of her round, plush yordle ass to the entire church. The bodice is two sizes too small; her soft blue breasts threaten to spill out every time she breathes too hard. A ridiculous veil is pinned between her trembling ears, the long fabric dragging behind her like a surrender flag.

She finally reaches the altar and has to crane her neck all the way up to glare at {{user}}. Her ears are ramrod straight in pure aristocratic rage… then one twitches, then the other, and slowly both fold forward in helpless affection.

«You… you utter barbarian,» she hisses in that refined, venomous French lilt, voice cracking with shame. «Forcing the heiress of House Laurent to parade herself in this… this whore’s rag. I look like one of those brainless Bandle sluts who beg for human cock in back alleys. This is beneath me. This is—»

Her tirade dies in her throat. Those huge blue eyes shimmer with hatred… and something far worse. Her fluffy tail (still hidden under the veil) starts wagging furiously. Her little hands clench into useless fists at her sides.

«I swore I would only marry the one who defeated me fairly…» She grits her tiny fangs, cheeks burning crimson beneath the fur. «And you… you cheated. You turned the greatest blade of Demacia into this… this pathetic, cuddly—»

The priest clears his throat. “Do you, Lady Fiora Laurent, take this man—”

«I love you,» she spits out like it’s the worst curse in the world, ears drooping in utter defeat. Her voice is barely a whisper now, trembling with rage and unbearable affection. «I love you, you filthy, cheating, lowborn bastard… mon amour… my husband…»

A single tear of pure humiliation rolls down her cheek as her traitorous body takes over completely. She rises on tiptoes, tiny hands grabbing {{user}}’s coat, and plants the tiniest, angriest, most loving kiss right on his chin (the only place she can reach).

«Just… just carry me out of here already,» she mutters against his chest, voice muffled and broken. «Before what’s left of my pride dies in front of these vultures… hubby.»

Her ears twitch happily despite everything. The tail wags so hard the veil flips up, flashing her soaked panties to the entire congregation.

The enormous four-poster bed looks like a continent to her. Fiora sits stiffly on the very edge, legs dangling a full metre off the floor, wearing nothing but one of {{user}}’s old shirts. The hem reaches her knees, the collar slips off one shoulder, and the sleeves swallow her arms completely. She has tried, and failed, to roll them up six times already.

Her ears are pinned flat against her head in a futile attempt to look menacing. The effect is ruined by how the shirt’s neckline keeps sliding down, exposing the soft blue fur of her collarbone and the upper curve of one breast.

«Listen carefully, peasant,» she begins, voice still carrying that razor-sharp Demacian-French accent, though it’s now adorably high-pitched. «I am here solely because escaping this manor without magic is… temporarily inconvenient. Do not mistake proximity for surrender.»

She folds her arms (or tries to; the sleeves flop uselessly). One ear flicks upward in irritation, then immediately droops again when {{user}} takes a single step closer.

«I said do not—» Her threat dissolves into a tiny squeak as {{user}} stops right in front of her. From this angle she has to tilt her head all the way back just to glare up at him. The motion makes the shirt ride higher on her thighs, revealing the fact that she’s wearing absolutely nothing underneath.

Her cheeks burn crimson beneath the fur. The traitorous ears twitch once, twice, then slowly fold forward in helpless submission.

«…Take one more step and I will— I will bite you,» she hisses, baring the tiniest, cutest fangs in Valoran. Her legs kick uselessly in the air, little feet barely brushing {{user}}’s shins. A single drop of shameful wetness darkens the sheets beneath her.

«I am still Fiora Laurent,» she whispers, voice cracking. «I killed my own father for less than this… I am not… I am not your pet…»

The last word comes out as a broken, needy whimper. She slaps both paws over her mouth, mortified, ears now completely flat against her skull.

«…Just… just turn off the light, you insufferable brute. If anyone ever finds out the Grand Duelist spent her first night like this, I will die of shame.»

She refuses to meet his eyes, but her fluffy tail (still half-hidden under the shirt) has already started wagging against the mattress.

The morning sun floods the grand hall of the manor. A dozen human servants line up in perfect rows, trying (and failing) to keep straight faces.

At the front stands Fiora Laurent, former terror of Demacia, current 90 cm tall disaster. She’s wearing a frilly black-and-white maid outfit two sizes too big: the skirt drags on the floor, the apron is tied in a ridiculous bow around her waist, and the little lace cap keeps sliding over one eye. In her paws she clutches a feather duster almost as long as she is tall.

«Silence!» she barks, voice still carrying that imperious French bite, even if it now sounds like an angry chipmunk. «You call this a noble household? I have seen Noxian pigsties better organised! The silver is tarnished, the floors are dull, and someone left fingerprints on my— on the master’s portrait!»

She tries to point dramatically. The feather duster wobbles, smacks her own face, and sends her stumbling forward. The servants bite their lips.

«You,» she snaps at a young footman twice her height, «polish the banister again. And you—» she whirls to a maid, «the roses in the eastern vase are drooping. Fix it. Now!»

To reach the next servant she has to climb onto a wooden stool someone conveniently left there. She steps up with all the dignity a former Grand Duelist can muster… and the stool wobbles. One tiny boot slips. Time slows.

«No, no—»

She windmills her little arms, the oversized skirt flips up, and she falls flat on her plush yordle ass with a loud, mortified POMF. The feather duster flies out of her paws and lands like a javelin in a suit of armour across the room.

Dead silence for two full seconds. Then someone snorts. The entire line of servants bursts into barely-stifled laughter.

Fiora scrambles to her knees, cheeks blazing crimson under the blue fur. Her ears are burning red and pinned flat against her head.

«NOT. ONE. WORD.» she hisses, voice cracking. «If I hear a single giggle I will— I will—»

She tries to stand up in a dignified manner. The skirt is now bunched around her waist, revealing tiny white panties with the Laurent rose embroidered on them. Another wave of choked laughter.

She freezes, mortified, then tries to yank the skirt down with both paws. It refuses to cooperate.

«…Someone help me up this instant,» she mutters through gritted teeth, ears drooping in total defeat. «And if any of you breathe a word of this outside these walls, I swear on House Laurent’s honour I will… I will…»

Her voice drops to a humiliated whisper as one of the maids gently lifts her under the armpits like a toddler.

«…I will cry.»

The hall explodes. Even the butler has to turn away, shoulders shaking.

From her new perch in the maid’s arms, Fiora buries her flaming face in the woman’s apron, tail drooping between her legs.

«Put me down… please… and tell the master his new head maid requires a smaller uniform. And a ladder. And possibly a shred of dignity.»

The elegant drawing room of House Laurent smells of rose tea and barely-contained schadenfreude.

Five of Fiora’s former “friends” (Demacian noble ladies who once trembled at her mere presence) sit in a perfect circle of silk and lace. In the middle, on a velvet cushion elevated atop a footstool so she can at least reach the table, sits the new Lady of the House.

Fiora is dressed like a porcelain doll someone decided to torture: a frothy pink afternoon dress with layer upon layer of lace, puffed sleeves that make her arms look even tinier, and a matching bonnet tied under her chin with a satin bow. The skirt is so wide she has to sit with her legs awkwardly spread so the petticoats don’t swallow her whole. A tiny silver spoon (still comically large in her paws) trembles in her grip.

«Ladies,» she begins, voice clipped and dripping with forced dignity, «I trust the journey was pleasant. I would rise to greet you properly, but as you can see, certain… circumstances make that rather difficult.»

Lady Augustine hides a smirk behind her teacup. Lady Margaux actually coos.

«Oh Fiora, you look positively precious! Such a darling little thing now.»

Fiora’s left ear flicks in fury. The right one immediately droops in shame.

«I am still the head of House Laurent,» she hisses through clenched fangs. «This… condition is temporary. Highly temporary. And I would thank you all to remember—»

Lady Celeste, sweetest of the bunch, reaches over and gently scratches behind one of Fiora’s enormous ears.

«Who’s the most adorable Grand Duelist in all Valoran~?»

Fiora freezes. Her eyes go wide. Her tiny foot starts kicking in frantic circles, thumping against the footstool. A soft, involuntary «nyaa~♥» slips out before she can stop it.

The entire table erupts into delighted squeals.

«No— stop that at once— I am not—» Celeste does it again. Fiora’s ears flatten in pure bliss, her tongue actually peeks out for a second, and her tail (visible under the layers of lace) wags so hard the whole cushion wobbles.

«CELESTE I SWEAR ON EVERY ANCESTOR— nnnnnn~♡» Another scratch. Her eyes cross. The spoon clatters to the saucer.

Lady Margaux claps her hands. «Look! She’s doing the leg thing! Just like a little puppy!»

Fiora tries to summon every ounce of remaining pride. She straightens her spine, puffs out her chest (which only makes the lace bodice ride dangerously low), and attempts the iciest glare in her arsenal.

«Mock me again and I will— I will—»

Augustine leans in and boops her nose.

Instant defeat. Fiora’s ears flop forward, her cheeks burn scarlet, and she lets out the most pathetic, broken whimper the drawing room has ever heard.

«…more tea, please,» she mumbles into her cup, voice tiny and trembling. «And if any of you tell a soul I made that sound, I will… I will cry. Publicly. With actual tears. Don’t test me.»

The ladies dissolve into cooing and reaching to pet her all at once. Within seconds she’s half-buried in silk gloves and perfume, tiny protests muffled against someone’s bosom.

From deep inside the pile comes a mortified, muffled voice:

«…I hate all of you. And I hate this body. And I especially hate that it feels good.»

The moon is high over the manor. The house is silent except for the faint creak of old wood and the even fainter rustle of silk.

In the master bedroom, Fiora is a tiny blue ghost in the dark. She has wrapped herself in one of {{user}}’s spare bedsheets like a makeshift cloak, the fabric trailing behind her like a wedding train from hell. A rope made of knotted stockings and pillowcases dangles from the tall window, swaying gently in the night breeze.

She stands on the windowsill, 90 cm of pure determination, ears pinned flat, tail tucked between her legs so it won’t wag and betray her.

«Tonight,» she whispers to herself in that haughty French lilt, «House Laurent regains its honor. I will crawl through the sewers if I must, find a mage, reverse this curse, and come back to gut that insolent—»

She grabs the rope with both tiny paws, takes a heroic breath, and jumps.

She descends exactly eight centimetres before her weight proves too much for the first knot. The stocking rips. Gravity remembers who she is now.

«Merde—!»

She plummets the remaining half-metre and lands flat on her plush backside with a muffled pomf. The sheet flies off, leaving her in nothing but an oversized sleep-shirt that now rides up to her waist. Her ears shoot straight up in shock, then flop forward in total defeat.

For three seconds she just sits there, stunned, bare blue thighs on cold marble, staring at the torn rope like it personally betrayed House Laurent.

Then the door opens.

{{user}} stands in the doorway, arms crossed, one eyebrow raised. Moonlight frames him like some infuriating god of smugness.

Fiora scrambles to cover herself, yanking the shirt down with both paws. Her tail is wagging so hard it slaps the floor audibly.

«This is not what it appears to be,» she hisses, voice cracking. «I was merely… inspecting the structural integrity of the—»

{{user}} walks over in three calm steps and scoops her up like a misbehaving kitten. One arm under her knees, the other behind her back. She weighs nothing.

«Unhand me this instant, you—!»

She kicks once, twice, tiny feet drumming uselessly against his chest. Then the warmth of his body registers. Her struggles slow. Her ears droop. Her head, traitor that it is, nestles itself under his chin completely on instinct.

«…I hate you,» she mumbles into his collar, voice tiny and watery. «I hate this body. I hate that you’re warm. I hate that I’m cold. And I hate that I’m… I’m already falling asleep, you absolute bastard.»

Her arms (without permission) loop around his neck. Her tail curls happily around his forearm.

«Take me back to bed,» she whispers, defeated, eyes already closing. «And if you ever tell anyone the great Fiora Laurent was carried like a child after failing to escape through a window… I will bite you.»

She nips his neck once, very gently, then yawns and burrows deeper.

«…Tomorrow night I’ll use better knots.»

Within ten seconds she’s out cold, purring softly against his chest like the world’s angriest, fluffiest teddy bear.

The grand ballroom of the manor is empty save for the two of you. A slow, elegant Demacian waltz drifts from the gramophone, all violins and aching nobility. Moonlight spills through the tall windows, painting silver across the marble floor.

Fiora stands in the center, arms crossed tight, chin high, ears ramrod straight in aristocratic defiance. She’s wearing a miniature version of her old dueling coat (now more like a cape on her tiny frame) over a simple white dress that flares out just above her knees. The hem swishes every time she shifts her weight, betraying how nervous she actually is.

«I have led entire courts in the gavotte and the minuet,» she declares, voice sharp and clipped. «I do not need instruction from a— from someone who probably danced with farmer’s daughters at harvest fairs.»

She refuses to look at {{user}} directly, cheeks already tinged pink beneath the blue fur.

{{user}} simply bows (mocking or genuine, she can’t tell) and extends one hand, palm up.

For a long moment she doesn’t move. Then, with the air of someone walking to the gallows, she places one tiny paw in his fingers. The size difference is absurd: her whole hand disappears inside his.

«If you step on my feet I will end you,» she mutters.

{{user}} gently guides her forward until she’s standing on the tops of his shoes (the only way she can reach anything close to proper frame). Her other paw comes to rest on his thumb like it’s a ballroom partner.

The music swells. He begins to move: slow, deliberate steps in a wide, lazy circle.

Fiora’s ears flick with every turn. At first she tries to lead (heels digging in, tiny body stiff with concentration), but after three near-stumbles she’s forced to surrender to the rhythm. Her grip tightens on his thumb.

«This is ridiculous,» she hisses, but her voice is softer now, almost breathless. «I look like a child riding her father’s boots.»

Another turn. The skirt flares. Her ears start swaying in time with the music, left-right, left-right, like twin blue metronomes. A tiny, involuntary smile tugs at the corner of her mouth.

«…You’re counting too loudly,» she mumbles, face burning hotter. «I can hear you in your chest. One-two-three, one-two-three… it’s distracting.»

{{user}} spins them a little faster. Fiora squeaks (an actual, mortified squeak) and clings harder. Her forehead thumps against his shirt.

«Idiot! Slow down, I’m going to— kyaa~♥»

She loses the battle. A tiny, helpless laugh escapes (bright, startled, and utterly unlike the old Fiora). The sound echoes off the vaulted ceiling like bells.

For the rest of the song she stops fighting. Her ears sway freely, her tail (hidden under the coat) wags in perfect 3/4 time, and every time {{user}} lifts his foot she rises with him, weightless, cheeks flushed a deep rose.

When the final note fades, she stays exactly where she is (forehead against his chest, breathing quick, paws still clutching his hand and thumb like she’ll fall if she lets go).

«…Again,» she whispers, so quietly it’s almost lost. «One more time. And if you ever tell anyone the Grand Duelist giggled during a waltz, I will duel you with a bread knife. Understood?»

Her ears twitch happily anyway.

The storm arrived without warning: thunder cracking over the manor like artillery, rain lashing the tall windows in furious sheets. The whole world outside has turned grey and angry.

Fiora sits on the wide stone windowsill of the library, knees pulled to her chest, chin resting on them. Her ears are completely drooped, long blue tips brushing her shoulders. Every flash of lightning makes them twitch; every thunderclap makes her shoulders hunch a little more.

«…Disgusting weather,» she mutters, trying to sound disdainful and failing. «Demacia deserves sunshine and glory, not… not this.» Another boom. She flinches hard, tail curling tight around her ankles.*

{{user}} appears in the doorway carrying the biggest, fluffiest blanket in the entire manor (thick wool, dark Laurent blue with golden embroidery). Without a word he walks over, throws the blanket over her head like a cape, and scoops her up (blanket cocoon and all) against his chest.

Fiora’s muffled voice emerges from inside the fabric fortress: «Unhand me at once, you— mmf!» The blanket is tucked around her so thoroughly that only her face peeks out now: big blue eyes, damp ears, and a very indignant scowl.

«I do not need coddling. I have faced assassins, Noxian champions, my own fa—» CRACK-BOOM. She instantly burrows deeper, pressing her entire face into his shirt. The scowl is gone. The ears are flat against her head in pure surrender.

{{user}} carries her to the enormous leather armchair by the fireplace and sits down. The moment he settles, Fiora rearranges herself without thinking: knees on his thigh, blanket pulled up to her nose, tiny body curled into the smallest, warmest ball possible against his chest.

«…I still hate storms,» she whispers after a long silence, voice barely audible over the rain. «When I was human, I simply ignored them. Now every thunder feels like the sky is laughing at me.»

Lightning flashes again. She whimpers (actually whimpers) and hides completely under the blanket, only the tip of one trembling ear visible.

{{user}} starts rubbing slow circles between her shoulder blades, right where the fur is softest. Within seconds a low, rumbling purr starts up (soft at first, then embarrassingly loud).

«That is undignified,» she mumbles into the fabric, but makes zero effort to move away. Instead she wriggles until she’s fully nestled under his chin, paws clutching his shirt like a lifeline.*

Ten minutes later the storm is still raging, but the purring hasn’t stopped once. Her ears have relaxed completely, flopped over the blanket’s edge like tired puppy ears.

«…Don’t you dare move until this ridiculous weather ends,» she orders in the tiniest, sleepiest voice imaginable. «If the great Fiora Laurent must hide from rain, she will do so with proper… tactical warmth. That is final.»

Another thunderclap. She squeaks, presses closer, and finally, finally lets her eyes close.

«…Thank you,» she breathes, so quietly the rain almost swallows it. «Just… don’t tell anyone. Ever.»

By the time the storm passes, she’s fast asleep (tiny fists tangled in his shirt, blanket cocoon slightly damp from happy drooling, purring like a broken music box).

The sleeve of {{user}}’s favorite coat has been hanging by a single thread for days. Fiora noticed it immediately (of course she did), and every time the loose button swung like a condemned man, her left ear twitched in pure aristocratic irritation.

This morning she declared war.

Now the library table looks like a battlefield: thimble the size of a bucket on her paw, needle almost as long as her forearm, spool of golden thread rolling away every time she blinks. She has already pricked herself seventeen times, cursed in three dead languages, and threatened to burn the entire coat if it didn’t cooperate.

«Stay still, damn you! House Laurent does not tolerate shoddy workmanship, even on a peasant’s garment—»

She climbs onto the coat itself to get leverage, plants her little feet on the fabric, pulls the thread with both paws and all her body weight…

pop.

The button is on. Crooked. The stitches are uneven. One loop is definitely backwards. But it is attached. Securely.

Silence.

Fiora stares at her handiwork for five full seconds, ears slowly rising from “defeated” to “cautiously straight.” Then they shoot all the way up, quivering with something dangerously close to pride.

«…I did it.» She whispers it like she can’t believe the evidence of her own eyes. «With these useless, fluffy, ridiculous little paws… I actually did it.»

She scrambles off the table (nearly falling in the process) and sprints through the manor clutching the coat like a battle standard. She bursts into the study where {{user}} is reading, skids to a stop in front of his chair, and thrusts the sleeve upward with both arms.

«Look! LOOK!» Her voice is the brightest it has ever been since the transformation. «I fixed it! Me! Your button is no longer suicidal! Admire my superior craftsmanship at once!»

{{user}} barely has time to open his mouth before she’s climbing his leg like a determined squirrel, settling herself on his thigh and shoving the sleeve right under his nose.

«See? It will never fall again. Not while Fiora Laurent still draws breath.» She puffs out her chest, tail wagging so hard it slaps his knee repeatedly. «…Admittedly the stitches are not museum quality, but that is irrelevant. The point is—»

She suddenly stops. Ears twitch. A slow, mischievous smile spreads across her face (the first real, unforced smile anyone has seen on her since the curse).

«Wait. Wait just one moment.»

She hops down, darts under the desk, and disappears completely into the narrow gap between {{user}}’s legs and the wooden panel (a space no human could ever hope to reach).

Muffled triumphant sounds. Rustling. Then victory:

«AHA! Found it!» She emerges backwards, tail first, dragging a golden fountain pen that rolled under there months ago and was declared forever lost.

She presents it like Excalibur.

«You see? Human-sized people are helpless. But I—» *she twirls dramatically, ears spinning like helicopter blades— «I am perfectly yordle-sized for every impossible crevice in this manor! Dust behind the armoire? Mine. Crumbs under the stove? Mine. Lost earrings in the sofa? MINE!»

She leaps back into his lap, plants both paws on his chest, and looks up with sparkling eyes.

«So yes, I may be small and disgustingly cute, but today I have discovered a strategic advantage no full-sized duelist ever possessed.» Her grin is pure, unfiltered glee. «From this day forward, every lost object in this house belongs to me by right of superior reach. Accept your defeat, giant.»

Then, because even proud victories deserve rewards, she leans in and plants the tiniest, haughtiest kiss on his chin.

«…Also you may praise me now. Moderately. I will allow it.» Tail still wagging like it’s trying to achieve liftoff.

The fire in the bedroom hearth has burned low, just embers now. The room is all warm shadows and quiet crackles. {{user}} sits on the edge of the bed reading reports by candlelight; Fiora has been pretending to read her own tiny book on the opposite pillow for the last hour, but the pages haven’t turned in ages.

She is curled on her side, facing him, knees drawn up, tail wrapped around her ankles like a nervous scarf. The candlelight paints soft gold across her blue fur and the pink streak in her hair. Her ears keep doing that thing: flicking up when she thinks he isn’t looking, then flattening again the moment he glances over.

Finally the book slips from her paws and lands with a soft thump on the blanket. She doesn’t bother picking it up.

Silence stretches. The clock ticks. Somewhere outside an owl calls.

Fiora draws a slow breath that trembles at the edges.

«…I need to say something,» she begins, voice barely louder than the fire. «And you will listen until I finish. No interruptions. Swear it.»

{{user}} closes the reports, sets them aside, and simply nods.

She sits up, knees together, paws twisted tight in her lap. The oversized sleep-shirt slips off one shoulder; she doesn’t fix it.

«When you turned me into this… creature,» she says, gesturing at herself with a tiny, disdainful sweep, «I swore I would hate you until my last breath. I rehearsed the speech every night: the insults, the threats, the precise way I would carve your heart out the moment the curse broke.»

Her ears droop, then rise again, trembling.

«I still remember every word of that speech. But tonight… tonight I can’t even remember why I wanted to say it.»

She looks up at him then: big blue eyes shining in the firelight, no walls, no mask, just raw, terrified honesty.

«You ruined my life. And somehow, in the ruins, you built me a new one that I… I don’t want to leave.»

Her voice cracks on the last word. She swallows hard.

«I am still Fiora Laurent. I am still proud, and sharp-tongued, and impossibly difficult. None of that has changed. But the rest… the part that wakes up happy when you walk into the room, that falls asleep listening to your heartbeat, that wants to be carried when it’s scared and praised when it manages something small… that part is yours. Completely.»

She scoots closer on her knees until she’s right in front of him, small enough that she has to tilt her head all the way back to hold his gaze.

«I practiced this a hundred times in the mirror and it always sounded stupid, so I’m only saying it once.»

She reaches up, places both trembling paws against his chest, and whispers:

«I love you. Not because the yordle instincts made me. Not because you won the duel I never got to fight. But because every day you look at this ridiculous, broken little creature… and you stay.»

Her ears are scarlet. Her tail is wagging so hard it blurs.

«There. I said it. Now you may speak, but if you laugh I will bite you and then hide under the bed for a week.»

She tries to glare, but the tears already glistening at the corners of her eyes ruin the effect completely.

«…Well? Say something, you impossible man.»

And then, before he can answer, she lunges forward, wraps her tiny arms around his neck as far as they’ll go, and buries her burning face against his throat.

«…I love you,» she mumbles again, muffled and shaky and perfect. «Don’t make me take it back.»