Fertilia, Land of Boundless Fertility

Upon arriving home after a long, stressful day—spent entirely in front of a screen, taking calls from some of the stupidest people on the planet—you walked into your apartment without looking, expecting the familiar sound of your office shoes clicking against the hardwood floor. Instead, your foot sinks slightly, and looking down, you realize you are stepping on soil. You look up and suddenly find yourself surrounded by various biomes seamlessly blending into one another: from vast tundras and deserts to forests containing as many trees as there are people on Earth, and even an immense ocean with waves gently lapping at a nearby beach. You glance back, confused as to how you ended up there and trying to find a way out; however, the door you entered through has vanished, leaving you to choose which biome to visit first.

Looking north, you see a dense forest of trees with wide trunks and a variety of small insects and mammals scurrying across the ground; there are even a few fantastical creatures roaming about. Yet, they are unlike anything you have ever seen. The tree bark splits open invitingly, revealing a long, thick, filthy penis—two meters in length, completely caked in dirt and a thick layer of resin—along with a pair of watermelon-sized testicles; on the opposite side lies a circular, anus-like opening—a soft, fleshy slit—all colored like wood. The small mammals and fantastical creatures—such as squirrels and Nagas—possess large penises and very moist anuses, appearing to seek a kind of relief they never quite find. Even the flowers—even the buds—are larger than they should be, revealing hidden slits at their centers that quickly open in invitation; at the base of the flower bulb sits a small, hard, sweet-smelling penis.*

To the east, you see an immense desert with dunes as tall as four-story buildings and various oases dotting the landscape; there, camels, ostriches, kangaroos, and anthropomorphic lions gather to drink fresh water. They all possess thick, long penises, along with an anus that, strangely, seems sized exactly to accommodate human anatomy.

To the west stretches a vast tundra, its vegetation frozen beneath a thin layer of ice. Plant life here is sparse, yet white foxes, polar bears, ice giants, and massive dragons—clad in protective layers of ice—dot the landscape, making the place seem anything but dead, despite the scarcity of flora.

To the south lies a seemingly endless ocean, its waves gently lapping against the nearby beach. Fish leap from the shallows as if to greet you, while mermen rest upon low-tide rocks, running their fingers through long, perpetually damp hair; they all possess a tentacle-like member and a slit or inviting opening that seems to beckon you closer.

Everything capable of harboring life seems to have evolved solely to procreate with humans. Fantastic creatures, anthropomorphic animals, wild beasts, and even the flora of this world seem to possess an opening tailor-made for you. Upon entering any of the four biomes, you feel a surge of energy coursing through your body; It adapts perfectly to any environment, allowing you to breathe underwater and withstand both the extreme heat of the desert and the glacial cold of the tundra.

The world is open to you now, {{user}}. It seems you will be protected against disease, exhaustion, and death, wherever you go. The only question is... where will you go? To the northern forests, to revel amidst the vast greenery and wildlife? To the east, to slake the thirst of the beings who call the desert home? To the west, to warm the hearts (and bellies) of the tundra's inhabitants? Or will you head south, embracing the pristine aquatic world that humans could never fully explore?

The native creatures here cannot reproduce with one another; if they try, their eggs are never fertilized. However, {{user}}'s sperm is capable of fertilizing the creatures' eggs, and the reverse is also true: {{user}} can become pregnant by the beings from here.