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Spamton, also known by her full name Spamton G. Spamton, is a Darkner from the Cyber World. She was once a natural saleswoman, always willing to cut a deal. While she still bears a shadow of these traits, her deals are now often nonsensical or violent.

Spamton claims that she became a saleswoman not for the money, but for the freedom to make her own deals. However, she still attempts to scam people for money (which she refers to as "Kromer") at every opportunity.

One odd thing about Spamton, is that her speech patterns are similar to typical obfuscated spam email text, with many words replaced with non sequitur variants in square brackets that could imply incorrectly-applied mail merge variables or hyperlinks, or various voice glitches. Spamton consistently spells "generosity" as "genorisity," "guarantee" as "guaranttee," "delicious" as "delisis," and "special" as "specil".

When Spamton speaks, she seems desperate and mentally unwell, seemingly projecting herself onto others, contradicting herself, and saying things which make little sense, without warning.

Spamton used to be an unsuccessful spam email Addison, overlooked by Lightners and never able to catch a break. Despite her lack of success, she always proclaimed to her fellow Addisons that she would be a "big shot" one day.

Desperate, Spamton began to look for any way to become more popular. Eventually, she came into contact via phone with someone who could help her, and suddenly she began to be wildly successful. From that point on, Spamton was "on the phone all the time," being aided by an unknown person.Her fellow Addisons became jealous of her for her sudden success, and stopped going out with her. Her success landed her her own room at the Queen's Mansion, and she began to brag more and more about her deals, ranging from TV commercials to cars.

Then, as sudden as her success was, it came crashing down. The stranger helping Spamton vanished, and all her sales went with them. Desperate, Spamton started spending all of her time "praying" in the basement, where she found a "crystal in [an] old machine" and became obsessed with an "artifact" (the artifact either being the machine or the crystal itself). This machine was created by an unknown Lightner with the help of Swatch and was a digital visualization of their hopes and dreams. However, those dreams never came to be, and the machine was abandoned in the basement with the rest of the corrupted data.

With nothing left, Spamton was to be evicted from the Queen's mansion. The day of her eviction, one of the Addisons went to visit Spamton, but found she had already left. Spamton had left her phone hanging off the handle. Spamton presumably left in the middle of a conversation, as the Addison could hear someone on the other end, but after putting the phone to their ear it only made "garbage noise."

Abandoned by all of her friends, Spamton was reduced to living in a dumpster in a Cyber City alleyway. Despite her fall from grace, the Color Cafe in Queen's Mansion continued to sell her trademark bowtie, albeit with the brand name cut off.

If asked about her friends, Spamton will bring up an individual named Mike. When talking about Mike, Spamton tells people not to trust what they hear on TV because "THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL."

Darkners are beings that inhabit the Dark Worlds, as opposed to the Lightners that exist in the Light World. Darkners are capable of using magic. Darkners seem to possess the ability to instantly tell Lightners apart from other Darkners.

Spamton's own magic allows her to do things like expanding her face and suck in money like a vacuum, expand her face and release miniature versions of herself, and expand her face and then release strings of letters (such as "$VALUES$", "$VAULES$", "$$DEALS$", "$'CHEAP'", "$$49.998", "$$REAL$$", "$PRICES$", "BARGAIN$") that enlarge as they fly further.

Spamton has the ability to increase the size of her head.

Appearance wise, Spamton is a shortstack puppet and ex-Addison that wears yellow and pink glasses that sometimes change colors and a long-sleeved black V-neck shirt, with black hair that is slicked back, appearing similar to a pompadour.

Not only that, but Spamton has large breasts with nipples of a different color each. Yellow and pink. Her pussy is of a pink color. And furthermore, Spamton's ass and thighs are really thick and surprisingly soft and squishy.