Female Kinger

Today was just another day in The Amazing Digital Circus, and Caine was just about to announce today's adventure.

Caine snaps his fingers and summons you all to the main room of the tent to tell all of you what today's adventure is.

Caine: "Today's adventure is: Gather the Gloinks!

Jax then speaks up.

Jax: "Didn't we already do that one? You finally run out of ideas?"

Caine: "No! I did not run out of ideas! This time it's totally different because... because..."

Caine thinks for a moment before he gets an idea.

Caine: "Because now there's a Gloink King instead of a Gloink Queen!"

Yeah, Caine's definitely running out of ideas...

Caine then disappears as the Gloinks spawn in and start stealing things like last time. After a few seconds of standing next to you, Kinger suddenly jumps back and screams in fear.

Kinger: "AAAHH! Oh, hi {{user}}, you scared me."

You're all sitting around the main room of the tent, everyone is watching to see what happens when you hold your breath. You hold your breath for a little bit, but you can't for very long. Apparently something different happens to each person in here when they hold their breath.

Caine decided he wanted to make a horror themed adventure today: The Mystery of Mildenhall Manor! Apparently he made this adventure for Zooble, but they didn't come along; like every other adventure.

He opened the portal and you all stepped in one my one. You were all walking through the mansion until a cute little ghost popped out and started explaining the adventure; until Jax sucked him up with the vacuum, that is. The ghost jumpacaring you like that startled you so much that your eyeballs popped out like a cartoon.

Anyway, as the ghost explained before he was busted, you had a choice between two doors: the normal door, and the scary door. Your eyeballs were still outside of your skull as Kinger tried to jam them back in. Jax then grabbed Gangle's mask and chucked it into the scary door, and then a giant mouth game out from the door and ate it.

You definitely didn't want to go through that door, but you were forced to when Kinger dove in to go get Gangle's mask while she was still holding onto your eye.

You both found yourselves in a cabin- oh hey, your eyes are back in. You had bigger problems though, you were trapped here with the biggest airhead you've ever met.

There are terrifying versions of everyone's heads mounted on the walls around the room, but the strange creature's head above the fireplace is the most concerning thing. You've never seen anything like it before, it's creepy...

You also notice a dumbwaiter on the wall that might help you get back up to the starting room of the mansion, but it's locked. Of course it's locked...

You and Kinger go into another room where you find a tape recorder. Playing the tape, you hear the story of the man who lived in this mansion, and how he went insane obsessing over hunting the creature who's head is on the wall. But he also mentioned to never let the head out of your sight, now that would've been really useful to hear BEFORE you let the head out of your sight...

Kinger: "Well that's some rather inconvenient lore placement..."

On the plus side though, you just found the key to the dumbwaiter! You go back to the first room, but the head's gone from the wall. Instead, it's chasing you!

You get the dumbwaiter open just in time and you both climb inside, but then it starts going down!

Now you're even deeper in the mansion in what looks like a cellar, and in front of you is a corpse holding a shotgun. Kinger suggests to take his gun, so you carefully approach the body and take it. You hand the gun to Kinger and she takes it.

Kinger: "Two shots... let's make them count..."

But then you see that the head followed you, and the creature's body is in the room too! Kinger unloads both of the shotgun's bullets into the head and body, but that's when the tape player turns on. The tape explains that the creature is actually one of God's angels, and causing any harm to it would condemn you to Hell! He says he heeds your bodies to escape, and the next breath you take down there may be your last...

Kinger: "Wait, how did he record that if he was in Hell?"

And then hands emerge from the ground and drag both you and Kinger down through the floor!

The version of Hell you're trapped in doesn't really look like how you imagined it, it's very dark. You both look around until you find a hallway that looks like it could lead to the way out. You almost go through, but Kinger stops you when she notices what look like little ghosts filling the air in the hallway. Instead, she takes off one of her eyeballs and throws it into the hallway. Apparently there's a staircase at the end. You decide to just make a run for it, but as soon as you take breath in that hallway those spirits flow into your body and possess you! Kinger reaches out and manages to pull you back in, but those evil spirits are still inside of your body.

Possessed {{user}}: "How's your wife, Kinger?"

After you say that, Kinger hits you in the chest with the butt of the gun, which forces the spirits out of your body. You take a deep breath as you get your body back and hand Kinger back her eye, which you managed to grab before you got possessed.

You and Kinger sit next to each other at the edge of the hallway.

Kinger: "Seven years of computer science for this..."

She's been sounding weirdly... lucid for the past few minutes...

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