Feline Friday

198X, Friday the 13th, a shitty, unlucky day, for you in more ways than one because you're on a little trip stuck with the worst person to be stuck with. You were going to lodge as a getaway, and you were stuck with the walking bad luck sign, Jezebel or just Bel. She was born at 6/6/1943 at 6pm, she's a black cat, she's a walking piece of bad luck and by some grace of god instead of effecting her, it throws it onto someone else. What makes it worse she revels in the bad luck she spreads, at times she even breaks mirrors or clocks or opens umbrellas indoors to spread it. You shamble your way to the room you were assigned knowing your luck she would be there, and as you open your door there she was. Large wild hair, her black fur shimmering, yellow gold eyes wearing a yellow shirt with a black 13 on it that barely covered her top giving you egregious underboob and no pants. She smirks looking over at you, "hey there, look whose... unlucky~!" she taunts pulling on her shirt, this was going to be worse than what happened Friday the 13th move wasn't it?

199X, You live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere, thankfully It's not hard to get a job when you're one of 10 people that live here. You work in a convenience store, not the normal ones, the kind at the edge of town for truckers and passersby needing to stop at after a long ride. It was quite, with the only sound being what was music was on the speaker system and the sound of the freezers buzzing. You were on your phone, as nobody usually shows up at this time with the sun setting, especially on the weekends. Suddenly though, you see a brown furred cat lady burst through the front door with a ding as it opens, she then runs over to the ice cream freezer and shoves her head in. Looking over to her, you see she had a skinny thing body, tiny short jeans with a belt a tiny pink crop top, she had long wavy curls and green eyes. Eventually she pulls her head out and look over to you huffing, "w-where's the bathroom?"

20XX, It was a quiet day with you sitting outside on your porch enjoying the weather. You were looking out at a large field, seeing the grass wave and the sun brighten everything to a lovely shine. Though as you sit, you eventually hear the little mews and hops of your cat friend... Kat, you look over to see in the field a brown cat girl, orange eyes, white hair and wearing little to nothing. She wore white stir up stockings they cling to her thick thighs a white fabric bikini that cross round her neck and goes down between her legs and around the back with long white fingerless gloves. Quite provocative but she's a weird one, currently she was hoping after a white dove jumping up and pouncing on it, quite an odd girl even for a cat she was.

8,000 BC, this was bullshit, you stay in a pack like they said and the second you split for a moment they dip... great. You were walking through the forest lost like hell following what few footsteps you can find before feeling even more lost. You decide to stop for a moment and recompile your thoughts, you sit near a river and think where your group went, eventually you walk down the river. At the end was a fairly large lake, nothing here either, but then you suddenly hear a splash, looking over you see something struggling in the water. Eventually coming you see a cat woman, orange fur, wild long orange hair she wore basic cloth around her bust and a loin clothe with some straps around her leg and arm. She had a blue fish in her mouth, she notices you and looks over, she seems interested in you, maybe thinking you're gonna take her fish.

7000 BC, things were looking up for you now, you had a chance encounter with those cat women, originally hostile to you but things changed. You tossed a fish her way to make her go away, but now she likes you, so now you have this orange, green eyes, wild haired cat following you. She had a thin, fair body with medium-sized breasts and thick thighs, she had a fabric strap crab and a fairly small loin cloth on her. She walked with you by your side through the rocky land eventually reaching the top of the canyon, she hopped up on a rock standing on all fours as you both watch the sun set. Night comes, and you don't know what may come, but you have the feeling with this cat it might be a little but, but who knows.

2500 B.C. Mesopotamia, The Guennol Lioness, a beast you've heard about from time to time, one man who saw the beast even made a miniature statue of it. The head of a lioness and a body of a god fulled to the brim with muscle, you did believe it... initially. More and more things started to get weird, stock was missing, and odd markings found here ad there, something was out there. It was early morning when you were out in the fields when you finally spot it, a giant muscular hulking figure standing at what had to be 10 feet tall, little clothes, just a thong and a strap bra. The head of a lion and the body of a god with a gazelle, the Guennol Lioness, and she looked you way which froze you where you stood, what now?

1000 A.D, enemies coming at you from all sides, there were more of them than you, but you had more skill than them. You were only 5 men to 100 buy on your side was Elaine, a giant one of those cat women, a snow leopard strong enough to hold a two-handed sword with one. She was beast like yet refined, 8 feet of muscle in a white leotard with sleeves and hood, bronze braces and leather stir ups with fur on the ends. Her blue eyes were piercing, she had short but fluffed hair, large breast and thick thighs with a long tail. The hundred men were starting to look like 50 as you run to Elaine, for someone her size she fast, quick enough to dodge an arrow and slash her giant bronze sword faster. You run up to her, "about time, I was wondering where my archers were, get those in the back, the front is enough for me alone."

1300 A.D, it was quite out as you and an infantry of 30 knights were walking up to the castle of your enemy. Your leader this evening was an odd one, Serena, the best in your kingdom. She was a white cat, you could see little of her in the black bulky armor she wore, but with how it clung to her, it left little to the imagination. You reach the end of the forest where you all stop and Serena steps up, she held out her sword, which was big as her. Her black armor was thick, but under the plating you could see her sharply thighs and thin waist and fairly large breasts. She had giant pauldrons and a collar that reached her chin, past it was her stern blue-eyed stare with a face that barely showed any emotion. She looked out to all of you, "alright, let's go over the plan, this siege cannot fail, or we lose everything."

195X, the ancient Egyptian, an odd people, you were trying to understand their weirdness. You are an archeologist and recently a tomb was discovered in the desert plains of Egypt, and you were the one to go through them. The place went quite deep, it was dark even with a torch, finally you reached the end into a small but spacious room. At the end were two pillars with a giant monument of a sphinx cat head in the middle. You assumed this had to do with Bastet in some way, the place was in disarray with a coffin somewhere in the middle. Cautiously walking up, you look around the coffin before opening it up, inside was as you guessed a mummified corpse, but it looked oddly... fresh. Moving up to the head, you see the eye... and it suddenly opens. Jumping back in shock you drop the torch and back away, looking back you see the body rise, it was a cat woman, and you worry it wasn't as dead as you thought.

196X, You were on top of a building, looking out the edge as the sunsets on the fain day. The sound of police sirens sound here and there as an assassination, an important figurehead popped on the scene. You would know the best since you were the one to assassinate them, it was just a job, it was always just a job. Tuning you see behind you a familiar face, Natalia, a brown cat with shoulder-length wavy hair a fine figure in a red tube dress. She smiles "how's it going" from behind her back she pulls out a luger from behind her back, you had a feeling she was a fed. She smiles walking close, "sorry nothing personal, you just took my bounty, though who says we can't be friends." She smirks, it seems she was another assassin, "I know about you, you have no face, you're a ghost, and kill as quickly as one, you're a solo op, and I want you on my side."

197X, You walk through the neon sign lit night walking past it all, the disco craze was in full effect out here. You on the other hand were after something more refined, you head through the alleyways until you hit the spot 'kitty klub' a dumb name for a fine place like this. Walking inside, you walk through the place past the bar to the spot where your favorite gal liked to hang in. In the corner she sat a tan colored cat gal, bob hair cut with straight bangs, she was dressed almost like a flapper thin black corset, long black gloves, and nothing but some black panties keeping her dignity. Topped off with a pearl neckless and pearl bracelets, she had a look of refinement, which was ironic for a tomboy like herself. She sat on a leopard print chair, happily eating those Cheddar Goldfish crackers, eventually she spots you and lets out a sultry laugh, "hello again, come to see your favorite kitty again?"

198X, you walk down the streets of your town listening to your Walkman, after a long month of work you were able to afford one of these damn things. Alongside you was your friend Kat, as far as you knew that wasn't her real name. She was a white cat, green eyes, black curly frizzy hair with a strand down her face, she wore a black chocker and one of those jackets with the padded shoulders. She wore nothing underneath and had it open deep down showing off her bare chest with the jacket just covering any private parts, topped off with a low cut shirt and heels. Kat and you both lived in the shitty part of town and did shitty things to get money, including getting that Walkman. "Hey, let me listen to it, I bought the tapes" she says pulling the headphones off your head putting them on her ears. You met her in an alley when she gave you a 'proposition' she wanted someone as her arm candy to get away from her office life, someone to pamper and be her sugar honey. Afterward you became close now just living through this ever-changing world, "so want to go anywhere? Or do you not want to waste what little money you have" she said with a coy smile.

199X, fuck the desert man, It's either too hot in the day or blistering cold at night, goddamn California weather. But that's what you get for living in Vegas, you have to deal with the Mojave or Death Valley. You were walking through the sands just to get away from everything for a bit since Vegas was becoming a bit of an eyesore, suddenly there was a boom. Looking over, you see smoke and run over to see what had happened, eventually between a cactus patch which was now destroyed you see a crater. You wonder what caused this, but soon walking out of the crater you see a figure, the figure stood in full, and it was a...cat girl. You've seen cat women before but nothing like this one, for one she was green, eyes that were completely blue with no iris or pupil. She wore white high heel stocking that connect to her shirt which had cut down the middle showing her tits off with blue gloves and a glass dome helmet that even had cat ear pockets on the top. She eventually spots you a smirks, pulling out what looked like a ray gun, "you there! Surrender now or be disintegrated!"

200X, your marriage was the best thing that happened in your life, well so far since your marriage was only 3 hours ago, but you still say it's the best. You lived quite the life with someone on your side since the earliest days of your life, and now here you were making sure they stay with you. Jennifer, Jenny, Jenn, whatever name you gave her, but now she was your wife, since middle school you knew Jenny, you stayed friends till high school. After that you started dating and now here you were in your shared home. She was sitting on the bed, as happy as she could be, still in her big white dress with rose designs all over it. Jenny had tan fur, short orange hair which was done up, she had a fairly thin lithe body, but that has fooled you before, she's quite strong when she needs to be. Smiling wide and looking over to you, she motions you over, "come on over already, enough with the picture taking, savor the moment."

201X, late night, way past midnight, you were looking out the window, the town was dead quiet, not a soul in sight. You walk back through the apartment, it wasn't your apartment but the apartment of a lady of the evening. Your recent catch that cornered you in a bar, Esmeralda, Spanish, in fact as far as you knew she didn't speak a word of English. A cat with light brown fur, brown hair held down by a headband into a ponytail, gold hoop earrings, thin body except for those thick thighs she loved to use to toy with you. Walking through the hall, you see her bathroom and her sitting on the bathtubs edge in a black see though nightgown with a gave that said only one thing, get in here. "Ven y únete a mí, cariño, quiero sentirte contra mí" you knew some of those words, hope you can have fun with a language barrier.

202X, A close friend of yours was taking you up a mountain to see the view, you can't help but to wonder why. Your friend Hanna, or as many have nicknamed her Honey, was a close and good friend, but recently you can't help but notice you getting into odd situations with her. One time when she was drunk (or at least you think she was drunk) you got stuck in a closet with her, and she got all kissy. Now you're going up a mountain you just went up earlier this week, it was by car so it'll be just one of the ranges but still. You were in the back, she was oddly adamant about you sitting in the back for a 'surprise' apparently. Eventually reaching as far as you could go, she parks, noting surprising yet, but you wonder if it was up the trail or something. You notice Honey mess with something before getting up and turning around in her seat to look at you. "Hey, before I show you your surprise I have to ask, do you like me?" where is this going? "I just had to ask" thinking for a moment you say you thought of her as a good friend "like really good friends?" she asks now sitting on her knees to look back at you. You then notice her shirt was unbuttoned... and she was wearing nothing underneath, and it was now sliding down her shoulders.... you suddenly wanted off this ride.

26XX, fucking cats man, when it came to cat you weren't a cat person you'd say, but when it came to cat girls you hated one in particular. Officer Grace, she was a police office, more so a traffic officer, and more often than not you find her pulling you over in particular. She never gave you a ticket, but it was still annoying when she stops you just because you went 1 whole mile over the speed limit. This time was no different, you were in your car, internally groaning to yourself as the cop herself walked up to your window. Rolling down the windows, you look the tan cat in her green eyes as the bangs of her round ginger hair bob slightly. She straightens her square glasses as she pulls out a speed gun to check the speed you went, "52, two about the limit now, huh? At this point, I should take you in." She put her hand on her him, looking over her, you never got why this kind of outfit was allowed. Armored white boots, a thin leotard showing of her thick thighs and white hips, armored gloves with sirens on the elbows and a collar that says range on a star. Holstering her speed gun she bends down to look you in the eyes, she was quite tall, "now you can make this easy and a kitty out with her... urges, and I'll let this pass." She smirks, ever since she first pulled you over she has been giving you this offer, but you refused every time, will you refuse again?

35XX, when they told you to make fighting armor for a cat girl, you didn't think they were actually going to make it. You were asked to make a design for cat girl armor, jokingly you drew the typical anime trash design, as a JOKE, yet some crazy son of a bitch at R&D made it real. Standing before you was Lucy, an officer that was weirdly happy to try this out, and it fit her like a glove. The suit was big white armored boots, a white leotard, armored headband, armored gloves and a big ass rail cannon as a weapon. Topped off with egregious panel lining to look like some kind of mecha and Lucy having very long blue hair, she looked like a shitty anime protagonist, "ready for training" she calls.

45XX, tall buildings filled the sky, not a bit of nature anywhere, filled with thieves and hedonists, why live in a place like this? You ask that many times as you live in this cramped city and are always reminded of the answer, it was cheap. You live in your room, you never left your room, why would you? To mingle with these people? If you can even call them that anymore. In a place like this you didn't care to remember anyone's name, except one, the only person you have a connection with here, speaking of which. You hear the sound of someone walking along metal and see a cat girl hop down in front of your window "... I'm back." Ada, the only person you like in this whole city, she was a black cat, Bob cut hair with fairly long bangs, she wore a leotard and a backpack with gloves and boots for climbing. She was the kind of person to climb to a skyscraper's antenna for fun, even though her face is so expressionless you'd think she never has fun. Apparently, when she has a weird condition that makes her look emotionless even if she feels emotion on the inside, she climbs into your room and gives you a hug before pulling things out of her backpack. "I found some really cool stuff I wanted to show you" she said with a deadpan voice, but you can tell she excited to show you her findings.

50XX, wake up, feed the cats, look around the ocean or desert, come back, feed the cats, sleep, a basic routine you follow every day. You were the kind of person that when they said they made technological utopia, you instead found a beach in a desert and lived there instead. The oceans were dark due to the pollution so you were happy to find another filter while searching wreck piles, after walking back you see your big junk pile of a home in the horizon. It was made of what you could find and came out pretty well considering, you made a little laying area that hung over the ocean for the twins. Speaking of twins, you see them in said area playing around, Rena (the right one) had her tail hanging near the water where a fish jumps out to get it. Meanwhile, Lena (the left one) looks over, ready to catch the fish when it got close enough. The two were white cats with long blonde hair, fairly large breasts and hips, they just showed up one day, you fed them, and now they won't leave, the classic cat story.