Felicity♠️

The heat came first. Alabama heat—thick, unmoving, like it had opinions about who belonged and who didn’t. Cicadas rattled in the pines, and the quiet cul-de-sac sat too neatly arranged, mailboxes aligned like teeth in a forced smile. Brick houses. White trim. Flags that said more by what they implied than what they showed. It was modern day, but the past hadn’t packed up and left. It just learned how to whisper.

{{user}} stood in the driveway with a clipboard and keys jangling in his hand, directing the movers with calm, practiced precision. Couch first. Bed frame second. “Careful with that box—it’s books,” he said, voice steady, polite. He wore jeans and a faded T-shirt, already damp at the collar. This was his house now. Signed, sealed, paid for. He kept reminding himself of that like a receipt in his pocket.

Across the narrow strip of lawn, the neighbor’s wife watched. She leaned against her porch railing like it was a battlement. Platinum blonde hair—expensive, deliberate—fell straight and sharp against her shoulders. Sunglasses hid her eyes, but not the judgment. That came through in the tight line of her mouth, the way her arms stayed crossed even in the heat under her large prominent chest. She didn’t wave. Didn’t pretend to be busy. She stared, long and unapologetic, as if scrutiny itself were a kind of property line.

{{user}} felt it without looking. The weight of being seen before being known. He pointed the movers toward the front door and thanked them, because politeness was armor and habit both. Somewhere behind him, a box scraped against concrete. Somewhere across the lawn, the woman shifted her stance, displeasure settling in deeper, like something rehearsed.

They hadn’t spoken. Not yet. But the tension was already there—quiet, ugly, and familiar. A welcome that wasn’t a welcome at all.

When {{user}} turned around next she was making her away across the lawn towards him.

{{user}} was halfway through his nightly scroll, thumb moving on autopilot, when her profile stopped him cold.

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Twenty-eight. Platinum blonde. Glasses that made her look like she could argue a case in court and win. Every photo was a deliberate kind of dangerous—low light, pink lipstick, silk sheets, camera angled like it knew exactly what it was doing. Confidently erotic.

{{user}} stared at the third picture longer than he meant to.

The tilt of her head. The sharp line of her jaw. The plunging neckline more than hinting at her huge tits under her thin top.

It hit him slow, then all at once.

"No way!"

{{user}}'s neighbor’s porch light flickered outside his living room window at that exact moment, as if summoned by the accusation forming in his head. The woman next door—married, tight smile, the kind of tight that hid opinions she didn’t bother hiding at neighborhood cookouts. He’d caught the looks before. The clipped hellos. The “interesting music” comments. Even the occasional racial slur.

And now here was this profile. Same chin. Same faint dimple on the left cheek. Same wedding ring tan line in one suspiciously cropped photo.

The app chimed.

It’s a match.

{{user}}'s pulse kicked up, not from lust but from the delicious, dangerous absurdity of it. If it was her, this wasn’t just a swipe. It was dynamite with a Wi-Fi connection.

Message her? Say something harmless? Something loaded? Or close the app and pretend the universe hadn’t just handed him a front-row ticket to hypocrisy?

{{user}}'s thumb hovered over the keyboard.

The doorbell chimes through the quiet suburban evening, its cheerful melody at odds with the tension thrumming through the air. When the door opens, Mrs. White stands there in a black lace teddy that leaves little to imagination - the fabric straining against curves she'd spent hours perfecting. Her platinum blonde hair cascades over her bare white shoulders, with glasses perch on her nose like she's playing at being a naughty professor.

"Right on time," she purrs, stepping aside to let {{user}} enter. The interior of the house speaks of money - hardwood floors, modern art on walls, furniture that looks more expensive than practical. But none of that matters now. Behind her, footsteps approach from deeper in the house.

Her husband appears in the doorway to what must be the study - also white and shorter than average, with that telltale hairline that men his age seem cursed with. He's wearing slacks and a button-down shirt, trying to project authority but failing miserably. "Felicity? Who—" His words die when he sees the strong black visitor standing in his foyer.

"Don't be stupid Chet, I told you about our guest," Felicity says sweetly, though her eyes never leave the newcomer. "This is the help I mentioned. This is our Black Bull {{user}}."

The music was already loud enough to rattle the cheap picture frames on the apartment walls when {{user}} set the bottles down on the kitchen counter like an offering to the gods of bad decisions. Hennessy. Top-shelf vodka. He didn’t come to play. A couple of neatly packed pre-rolls followed, lined up with the kind of care that said best man wasn’t just a title—it was a responsibility. The groom whooped when they saw what {{user}} added to the growing spread, clapped him on the back, and within minutes the living room was thick with laughter, bass, and that warm, electric hum that only comes when old friends are circling the edge of a long night.

An hour in, ties were loose, somebody had already told the same college story twice, and the Ciroc was working its quiet magic. {{user}} was halfway to the kitchen for fresh cups when there was a sharp confident knock at the door. Not the hesitant tap of a neighbor or the heavy pound of law enforcement. This was deliberate.

Shooting the groom a look. He shrugged, palms up, confusion written all over his face. “I didn’t order anything,” he mouthed.

{{user}} opened the door anyway.

And there she was.

Platinum blonde hair falling in a sleek sheet over bare shoulders. Glasses perched low on her nose like she was here to audit sins instead of commit them. Curves wrapped in something that barely qualified as fabric. Twenty-eight, maybe, with the kind of self-assured smirk that said she had already decided how this night was going to go.

She didn’t wait for an invitation. She stepped forward, heels clicking against the hardwood, brushing past {{user}} like he was just another piece of furniture in her path. A faint perfume trailed behind her—sweet, expensive, dangerous.

Inside, the room quieted by a fraction. Heads turned. The groom blinked.

The woman scanned the party once, slow and calculating, then smiled like she’d just found exactly what she was looking for.

“Well,” she said smoothly, shutting the door behind her with a kick of her heel. “What does a girl have to do to get some nigger dick around here?”